Genshin Impact: I became Keli’s brother

Zhongli carried Yang Xiu on his back and took the Dragon King back to Liyue Harbor, and although the speed of the two of them was not slow, it was already sunset in the middle of the day.

"Yo, the current construction of Liyue Harbor is really good. I've been asleep for so long, and it's not a person. Speaking of Mora...... Where's the Hall of the Dead that Zhongli said?" looked at the bustling streets around him, like a child who had seen something new.

"It's almost there, it's over there. Zhongli looked at a storefront in the distance with a slightly different style from other buildings.

"Is that there, let's go faster!" said the Dragon King, happy as a child.

Zhongli smiled and shook his head, according to the current memory of the Ruotuo Dragon King, he was indeed still a child, and he didn't even have the memory of Yang Xiu's departure. Maybe for the Dragon King of Ruotuo, a carefree one like this may be the best.

The two soon came to the Hall of the Dead, the plaque on the door clearly wrote the three big characters of [Hall of the Dead], and there was a standing sign on the right side of the door that read, "The Hall of the Death Hall is a big reward,

the second monument is half price", "What does Zhongli mean by the half price of this second monument? What kind of delicious stone is it?" Ruotuo Dragon King pointed to the standing plaque and said.

The corners of Zhongli's mouth twitched, it was a tombstone, although it was also a stone, but it would be disrespectful to the deceased to use that stone as food.

"Let's go in first. After Zhongli finished speaking, he pushed open the door of the Hall of Death with Yang Xiu behind his back, and the Ruotuo Dragon King also walked in.

The first thing that catches the eye is the rows of coffins, large and small, long and short, all of them, in Hu Tao's words, so that customers can choose the right coffin for themselves to lie down.

Further inside, there are a variety of tombstones, each with a different epitaph on it, which is also to allow customers to choose their favorite epitaph.

"Zhongli, what are these? Why do I have a sad feeling in my heart?" After all, in his memory, the soldiers who died in battle would only leave a ranking in the ancestral hall, and the deceased immortals and demon gods would be carved into statues of him. Coffins and steles were not used, because the bodies of those who died in battle in that era were almost impossible to find, and even if they were found, there were no coffins and steles for burial.

Before Zhongli could answer, he was interrupted by a lively female voice with a hint of resentment, "Zhongli, where have you been today?

"Hehe, Zhongli Keqing finally knows to help the hall master solve the problem, this customer's body still has body temperature, it seems that he has just passed away, looking at the clothes, he must be from Mondstadt, how did Zhongli Keqing find international customers? The hall master has long wanted to expand his international business!" Hu Tao pinched Yang Xiu's arm and pressed his chin around Yang Xiu, thinking about how to promote the Hall of the Dead to Mondstadt.

"Hall Master Hu, don't you think this person is very familiar?" Zhongli said helplessly.

"The Lord of the Church looks like he's seen it somewhere......

The master of the hall remembered it! Isn't this a distinguished guest of Lord Ningguang? If you order a package from the Hall of Death and make Lord Ningguang happy, won't you be able to get a huge amount of investment in this way? The master of this hall is really a genius! I have decided that I must provide the best service to this honored guest of Lord Ningguang! Let's take out the white leaves and sand wood and refined white iron stone tablets that the master of the hall treasures! And all the guests of the year must be the best gift experience for the guests! Hu Tao thought of this, and even prepared to run to find someone himself.

"Hall Master Hu, calm down, he's not dead yet!" the corners of Zhongli's mouth twitched, and he didn't know what to say about Hu Tao.

"Huh, not dead yet?" Hu Tao even thought about what kind of inscription to write and who to find to carry the coffin, but Zhongli told himself that he was not dead. Hu Tao probed Yang Xiu's snort in disbelief and found that she was indeed alive, and she fell into decay in an instant, and the performance that was finally about to arrive was gone, if this order was completed, it would allow her to eat and drink for three years.

"Who is this girl Zhongli? I feel like I've seen it somewhere. The Dragon King asked curiously, and then he felt a familiar aura on Hu Tao's body, but he couldn't speak.

"The master of this hall is Hu Tao, the seventy-seventh generation hall master of the Dead Life Hall, hehe, is this guest officer here to choose the right coffin for himself? Come on, come on, this hall master will introduce you to all kinds of coffins and stone tablets in the Dead Life Hall, everything you need. What do you want, this guest officer. Although you are still young, why don't you pick your favorite as soon as possible, what if others don't like it for you after you leave?" Hu Tao said as he rubbed his hands at the Ruotuo Dragon King.

"Then Hall Master Hu, what kind of stones do you have here, and what flavors do they have?" the Dragon King scratched his head and smiled innocently.

Hu Tao: "!!

" "What did you just say, guest officer?Did the hall master mishear?" Hu Tao was stunned for a moment, and the words of Ruotuo Dragon King just now were not for Hu Tao for a while. What do you mean by what kind of flavor, can you still eat the stone?Is it because you don't know anything or what's going on?"

Zhongli was also speechless.

"Oh, so that's the case! I didn't expect Zhongli Keqing to look like an old antique, and your friend would have such an interesting person. Hu Tao knocked his palm and suddenly realized, and then pestle the pestle with his arm, Zhongli said with a smile.

Zhongli: "......" "

Since you are a friend of Zhongli Keqing, that is a friend of the master of the hall, today the master of the hall is a villager, and I will take you to Wanmin Hall for dinner!"

"Hehe, then thank you, Master of the Hall. The Dragon King of Ruotuo touched his head honestly.

"That Hall Master Hu, you don't have to think about it anymore. Zhong Yan ......, "Zhongli wants to remind Hu Tao Ruotuo Dragon King, this guy doesn't have an ordinary appetite.

"Don't worry, the master of this hall will definitely entertain your friends!" After speaking, Hu Tao took the Ruotuo Dragon King and jumped towards Wanmin Hall.

Zhongli had no choice but to take Yang Xiu to his room, and then chased after him. I'm afraid that the Dragon King of Ruotuo will make trouble.

On this day, Hu Tao made the biggest wrong decision in his life. The finances of the Deceased Hall were written into a large deficit, and Chef Mao rested for a month because he was so tired that he dislocated his arm while cooking.