Genius Girlfriend

The roar of teacher Wu, the teacher in charge, was deeply conveyed to the ears of every student.

In a sense, the "cosmic virtual war" between big classes has evolved into a real dispute.

And now, Teacher Wu wants to find the culprit.

Her palms slapped the podium several times, and every slap seemed to slap the monitor Dong Sunqi's face. Dong Sunqi is aware of Mr. Wu’s rigid rules that "no novels and comics are allowed in the class", and he dares to take the lead in participating in plot drawing of the "Exploring the Universe" series of comics...At this moment, Dong Sunqi feels tremendous pressure.

Teacher Wu brought a chair and placed it next to the podium. She sits in this chair and wants to talk to the whole class and educate all students at once.

First, she twisted a piece of paper and read aloud: "Dear leader of the earth, we have decided to assign Ruan Jingjing to the base of the earth. This is peace. Long live peace."

Ruan Jingjing, who was sitting in the second row, turned red. She was shrouded in manic anger. She turned her head, looked at Dong Sunqi, and rolled her eyes at him.

Ruan Jingjing's actions did not escape Teacher Wu's eyes.

According to Mr. Wu's judgment, Ruan Jingjing should be unaware. This is easier.

Teacher Wu asked loudly: "Who wrote the little note, stand up for me! You are only a few years old, just play this set? Write this kind of little note under Teacher Wu's nose? Ah, what do you mean? , Is there no head teacher in the first class of grade four? Can I not take care of you? One by one, is there any measure of work?"

No one answered.

Teacher Wu clapped the podium again: "Who is leading the way? I ask one last time! If no one admits! Everyone must write a review of 800 words and hand it over to my office by 8 o'clock tomorrow morning!"

A review of eight hundred words!

Review requires inspiration and deliberation.

Once the number of words is specified, a student will lose the original intention of review.

What's more, Teacher Wu has adopted a policy of "sit together" and punishes the whole class impartially. Her move is really cruel and very strategic. She deserves to be the head teacher of the fourth grade class of the provincial experimental primary school.

Jiang Yubai is ready to take all responsibilities. He stuffed his schoolbag into the drawer and was about to get up from his seat when Lin Zhixia grabbed his wrist.

Lin Zhixia said softly: "Wait a minute! Jiang Yubai, you didn't write the note..."

Jiang Yubai has stood up.

He is not afraid of Teacher Wu, let alone taking responsibility.

He wanted to let Lin Zhixia see what it means to be responsible, what is brave, what is meant to be one man and one man who is not open!

He will protect Lin Zhixia and take care of Lin Zhixia, so that Lin Zhixia will not face the slightest risk of writing a review and being called a parent. This is what a real man should do. Without the compliments and praise of his classmates, he will bear all the consequences.

He spoke frankly: "Teacher Wu, I'm in class..."

Before Jiang Yubai finished speaking, Liu Xingjian suddenly yelled, "I did it all!"

"It's me!" Jiang Yubai hurriedly scrambled, "I drew comics and developed all the characters!"

Liu Xingjian confronted him tit-for-tat: "It's me! I did it!"

Jiang Yubai was a little angry: "You are lying."

Liu Xingjian declared without hesitation: "I didn't lie! I told the truth!"

Liu Xingjian was deeply sorry that the "virtual universe war" could not be fought.

Liu Xingjian is thinking about how to give Jiang Yubai a fatal blow and how to make Jiang Yubai fall away?

Because Jiang Yubai got in the way, Liu Xingjian was fined to stand in the corridor for the first time in his life. Liu Xingjian swears that he will never forget that shame, that kind of shame that is deeply engraved in his bones!

At that time, the fourth-grade dean was patrolling the corridor and caught a glimpse of Liu Xingjian who was being punished. The dean asked him: "Liu Xingjian, Liu Xingjian, does your mother know that you were punished for standing by the teacher?" "

What a shame and humiliation this is!

If you don't take revenge, you swear not to be human!

At this moment, Liu Xingjian had already seen the clue-he found that Jiang Yubai was turning the tide.

Jiang Yubai didn't care about Teacher Wu's criticism. As long as Jiang Yubai takes care of all the mistakes alone, his position in the class will be in full swing, and he will become the object of respect and admiration for the whole class. Class representatives will be proud of "receiving Jiang Yubai's homework". There will be countless boys in physical education and activity classes who want to team up with Jiang Yubai. The three words "Jiang Yubai" will become the representative of the fearless spirit of the fourth grade (1) class.

Liu Xingjian would never allow the situation to develop to that point.

As a result, Liu Xingjian confessed louder: "It is me! I made the "Exploring the Universe" comic! I urged the whole class! I started a space war!"

Jiang Yubai was taken aback. He and Lin Zhixia are the co-founders of the "Exploring the Universe" comic series-this is not a simple question of responsibility. Fundamentally speaking, this is a very serious copyright issue.

Thanks to the influence of his family environment, Jiang Yubai has a strong legal awareness of "intellectual property". He calmly listened to Liu Xingjian's statement, and clarified without any concession: "I organized the whole class to participate in comic creation. I am the real initiator."

"I am!" Liu Xingjian was dominated by hatred, and said nothing, "I let Ding Yan and Tang Leqin draw the topographic map of the war! I divided the class into two corps!"

"Enough!" Teacher Wu roared, "You two, come to my office!"

Everything in the classroom was quiet, and the breathing of the students became inaudible.

No one spoke. Everyone is watching Jiang Yubai and Liu Xingjian, just as a group of slaves in ancient Rome watched two gladiators break into the Colosseum, just as soldiers from the French Empire watched Napoleon's exile. Everyone faces reality with silence, and silently resists with silence-this scene is very tragic.

Wei Rongjie almost burst into tears.

The draft of the "Peace Agreement" was written by Wei Rongjie himself.

However, neither Jiang Yubai nor Liu Xingjian exposed him.

His immature and naive heart cannot bear such a great classmate love.

Before Teacher Wu walked out of the classroom, Wei Rongjie stood up abruptly, straightened his chest, and declared proudly: "Mr. Wu! The idea of ​​sending Ruan Jingjing to a marriage was my idea! Don't blame Jiang Yubai and Liu. Keep it simple! If you want to blame, blame me!"

"Wei Rongjie!" squad leader Dong Sunqi murmured slightly, sad and sad.

Wei Rongjie took Dong Sunqi's shoulders and said softly: "I will be back, monitor, don't worry about me."

"Wei Rongjie! Do you still have the face to talk?" Teacher Wu's anger almost broke through the classroom, "You come over here!"

"Come!" Wei Rongjie ran to Teacher Wu.

The big break is not over yet. The rain outside the window was still falling, and the rain was hazy, falling on the railing of the corridor, knocking out a rustling sound. The sky was still gloomy, and the dark clouds rolled over, completely covering the daylight.

The rain on the horizon is the tears in the hearts of the students.

Originally, everyone was looking forward to this cosmic battle.

No one expected that the final result of the war turned out to be-the leader of the Earth Legion, the deputy leader of the Orion Legion, and the strategist of the Orion Legion were all captured by Teacher Wu.

Teacher Wu is the real villain.

Many classmates ran to Lin Zhixia's seat and asked her: "What should I do? Will Jiang Yubai be invited to his parents? Shall we protest at the door of the head teacher's office?"

"No. Don't go to the head teacher, stay sensible, adapt to the circumstances, and don't let the situation worsen." Lin Zhixia gave advice.

She is very calm.

She stopped a group of classmates who were going to the office to make a big noise.

Jiang Yubai was taken away, and Lin Zhixia didn't panic. She also keeps the manuscript of the "Exploring the Universe" series of comics. This manuscript is the spiritual sustenance of many students in the fourth grade (1) class.

"I haven't seen Teacher Wu so angry for a long time," Dong Sunqi said to Lin Zhixia, sitting in Jiang Yubai's seat, "Hey, if Jiang Yubai is invited to a parent, then I am sorry for him. I did not stand up. , Tell him a few good things."

Lin Zhixia shook her head: "It's okay, you don't have to blame yourself. He will be fine..."

The students all looked at Lin Zhixia, and Lin Zhixia's attitude was very gentle: "We must learn to think about problems from the perspective of adults."

Dong Sunqi asked without shame: "Huh? Your lord's perspective?"

"Yes," Lin Zhixia explained patiently, "If you are Teacher Wu and the students in your class are addicted to self-made serial comics, will you be anxious for them? Will you find ways to get them back on the right track of learning?"

Dong Sunqi resolutely said: "I will!"

Lin Zhixia nodded: "You found two culprits, one named Jiang Yubai and the other named Liu Xingjian. Do you know what their parents do. Will you call their parents one by one?"

Dong Sunqi hesitated to say the answer.

Lin Zhixia said to herself: "If an adult does one thing, he will pay attention to risks and benefits. Just like our "Exploring the Universe" series of comics, the probability of a gold mining accident is 3.7%. We calculate the final profit based on the expected value. Also consider the risk curve."

"How do you tell?" Dong Sunqi asked her persistently, "Are Jiang Yubai and Liu Xingjian okay?"

"It's okay." Lin Zhixia made a conclusion.

She found a rope from her schoolbag and happily called Tang Leqin: "Tang Leqin! Tang Leqin! Let's continue to play the game of turning the rope!"

Tang Leqin pulled Dong Sunqi by the collar and pulled Dong Sunqi out of his seat.

Then, Tang Leqinjiu occupied the magpie's nest and played with Lin Zhixia on the rope. For a moment, Dong Sunqi believed that Tang Leqin was indeed a spy sent by the earthlings—she was not worried about the personal safety of Liu Xingjian and Wei Rongjie.

In the "Experimental Class Office" on the fourth floor of the teaching building, Mr. Wu is closing his eyes and resting.

There is a potted plant, a pile of homework, and a lesson plan on Teacher Wu's desk. She put one hand on the tabletop, and the other hand on her lap, her expression faintly exhausted. She asked: "You draw that kind of comics in your class, do you know where you went wrong?"

The three students in front of her rushed to answer: "Yes!"

She opened her eyes and glared at them: "You tell me clearly one by one. Wei Rongjie, you come first! What do you mean by sending Ruan Jingjing to marriage? What is marriage? Ah, you must pay attention to your own morals, I I'm ashamed to talk about you in the class! I don't care about anything else. The school is also developing your extracurricular interests. I usually treat you well enough. As your head teacher, I really want you to learn to respect female classmates."

"I, I see it from the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"," Wei Rongjie vaguely described, "Sun Quan married Sun Shangxiang to Liu Bei, and he was married to Liu Bei..."

Teacher Wu repeatedly patted the table: "Wei Rongjie, you didn't understand "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at all. What does Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao's romance novels have to do with you children? Just bring it to school and bring it to life. Is this okay? Teacher Wu told you that students should look like students. In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms," Wenjiu cuts Huaxiong and Yan Liangzhuan ugly , Burning Chibi, slaying Ma Ji with tears, do you want to learn all of them?"

Wei Rongjie shook his head desperately.

More than three years of school life has taught Wei Rongjie a truth-when listening to the teacher's criticism, he must be attentive and respectful. Once the teacher is relieved, this matter can be lightly revealed.

Compared with Jiang Yubai and Liu Xingjian, Wei Rongjie obviously has more experience in dealing with teachers.

Teacher Wu suddenly asked, "How long did you do this comic? Teacher Qian said, Liu Xingjian is very repulsive to people on earth. Is that the content of your comics? Your age is most likely to be caught by unreal comics. The impact of the story. Ideological quality, children! You must exercise your ideological quality! Look at more truthful, good and beautiful things, and watch some warm and touching things. The rules for primary school students are clearly and plainly written, you must develop comprehensively in morality, intelligence, health, and beauty. China Gentlemen in ancient times all knew "gentle, courteous, frugal, courteous, benevolent and trustworthy", how about you? Whose idea was it to find people on earth to fight?"

Wei Rongjie revealed without hesitation: "It was Liu Xingjian who came up with it."

"Liu Xingjian!" Teacher Wu angrily called out Liu Xingjian's full name.

Liu Xingjian stood at attention, her hands pressed against the seams of her pants.

Teacher Wu taught him: "Liu Xingjian, Liu Xingjian, it is really a good name. There is a saying in "The Analects of Confucius: Yong Ye", called'Journey to the Jing to live the people, can't it be done?', you Remember what this means? Your approach and your thoughts must be worthy of your name, okay? Liu Xingjian?"

Liu Xingjian's gaze fell down, shaped like a dead wood, staring at the floor blankly.

"And you, Jiang Yubai," Teacher Wu turned around, facing Jiang Yubai, "You, put your mind on the right path. You organized the whole class to participate in comics, very good, it shows you Have organizational skills and leadership skills. But is this the right approach? No. Your behavior will give rise to small groups of cliques in the class, as well as bridges for fighting. This is Wu The last thing the teacher wants to see. You will affect other classmates. Liu Xingjian has been driven crazy by you..."

After uttering the words "crazy", Teacher Wu suddenly realized, "Jiang Yubai."

Jiang Yubai stepped forward.

Teacher Wu bent his index finger, and the joint of the finger clicked on the desktop: "Jiang Yubai, tell the truth to the teacher, did Lin Zhixia come up with the idea of ​​the "Exploring the Universe" comic? Is it her?"

Jiang Yubai insisted: "It's not her."

He looked sideways and looked at Wei Rongjie.

Wei Rongjie also said: "It's not her."

It's really not her.

Jiang Yubai drew the first stroke of the cartoon, and Lin Zhixia was just the architect of the background concept.

However, Teacher Wu said: "Lin Zhixia often ponders some very advanced things. Teacher Wu understands her and gives her more freedom, but I don't want her to influence other students. She is a good boy, our fourth grade (1) Most of the classmates are good kids. You can’t damage the reputation of our class because of a small episode. You must have a sense of collective honor! Good things don’t go out, bad things spread for thousands of miles, you make jokes in the class and you will know it throughout the year ."

Class teachers will compare each other, and Mr. Wu pays special attention to the word "class wind". She thought for a moment, then asked in a low voice, "Jiang Yubai, do you want to change seats?"

Change seats?

Jiang Yubai shook his head like a rattle: "No."

Although Jiang Yubai was afraid of going to school for a while after being at the same table with Lin Zhixia, he felt that he had already adjusted completely.

And changing seats, without a doubt, is a sign of weakness. As a growing man, Jiang Yubai will not complain about others, will not be afraid of the head, and will not succumb to a weak will.

Teacher Wu closed his eyes again. Her finger didn't hit the table for a moment, and a heavy muffled sound was made, like a clock in disrepair, disturbing the passage of time.

"Go back, you guys," Teacher Wu said, "Each of you write me an 800-word review, and submit it to my office by 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. It is the first time you make a mistake, so I won’t call your parents. Now. Once again, never be merciless, understand?"

The three students nodded repeatedly.

Jiang Yubai, Liu Xingjian, and Wei Rongjie walked out of Teacher Wu's office. They walked quietly through the corridor, and a slanting wind and drizzle came from outside the railing, which wet their clothes and pants.

Several students in the fourth grade (1) class put their heads out of the window and yelled at the three of them strangely-this is a special way of expressing concern among students. Jiang Yubai can understand.

Some students in the next class heard the wind and ran to peek at them. From the teacher's office to the classroom of the fourth grade (1) class, the distance of tens of meters was a grand feeling that Jiang Yubai walked out of the class.

Squad leader Dong Sunqi stood at the door of the classroom with his hands behind his hands, his eyes were slightly moist: "Jiang Yubai, Wei Rongjie, are you all back?"

"Well, I'm back." Jiang Yubai responded.

Dong Sunqi asked again: "Are you called parents?"

"No," Jiang Yubai said truthfully, "just write an 800-word review."

Dong Sunqi clenched a fist with his right hand and smashed it into the palm of his left hand: "Damn! Lin Zhixia is like a god!"

He hugged Wei Rongjie: "I am Sun Quan, you are Zhou Yu, Jiang Yubai is Liu Bei, and Lin Zhixia is Zhuge Liang!"

Jiang Yubai has no time to chat with Dong Sunqi. He walked quickly back to his seat and noticed that Lin Zhixia's expression was the same as usual. Jiang Yubai's brief departure did not seem to affect her peaceful life.

Lin Zhixia opened a small slit in the window, and the mist covered the glass. Lin Zhixia was writing on the glass. She wrote down the expression of Fermat's Last Theorem x^ny^n=z^n.

Through Fermat's Last Theorem, she continued to watch the world in the rain.

Until Jiang Yubai called her: "Lin Zhixia."

She turned her head: "You call me?"

Jiang Yubai took a seat: "I want to write a review of 800 words."

Lin Zhixia sat next to him: "Can't you write it?"

How can it be?

How could he not write it?

Jiang Yubai opened the stationery box, tore off a piece of draft paper, and set his posture seriously: "I will write a review very quickly. When you are distracted, I will finish the review."

Lin Zhixia put her cheek in one hand: "Really?"

Jiang Yubai swore: "Really."

Lin Zhixia was a little sleepy after eating too much for breakfast. She simply slept on the table. About ten minutes later, when the big break was over, Lin Zhixia was awakened by the harsh class bell. She got up ignorantly, but found that there was not a word on Jiang Yubai's draft paper.

Jiang Yubai maintained the posture of holding the pen, still deliberately considering the words.

"I'll help you write it." Lin Zhixia suggested.

Jiang Yubai coldly rejected her: "No, thank you. I will do my own affairs independently." Under the stimulation of Lin Zhixia, Jiang Yubai finally had a hint of inspiration.

He put up a pen and wrote: "The first time I write a review..." A total of six words.

At the end of the six characters, Jiang Yubai fell into a state of poor words again. He was stared with fiery eyes by Lin Zhixia, feeling like an illiterate who had never learned Chinese Pinyin.

Think about how many people praised him as good Chinese in Singapore? The past has hurt the past several times in the world, but who knows the past.

The phrase "Several times the world hurts the past" comes from the Tang Dynasty poet Liu Yuxi's "Nostalgia at Xisai Mountain". Thinking of this, Jiang Yubai simply wrote these seven words into his review. In this way, his review will have 13 words. As long as he writes 787 more words, he will even have completed the task. He is one step closer to success.

Lin Zhixia let out a laugh. She ridiculed him mercilessly: "You have been holding back for so long, you can only write 13 words!"

He responded calmly, not rushing or impatient: "Yes. I'm working hard."

Although this answer is brief, it is decent, and it leaves no room for competitors to laugh at him.

But he didn't expect that Lin Zhixia turned over his homework on the desk. Lin Zhixia took away his "Chinese Workbook" and looked at a few pages carefully.

Then, Lin Zhixia took out the draft paper and wrote the title "Review Book" and signed "Jiang Yubai".

Jiang Yubai was extremely shocked. Because Lin Zhixia's current handwriting is exactly the same as Jiang Yubai. She only spent ten seconds observing his homework and was able to imitate his strokes, strokes and strokes.

As the object of imitation, he couldn't spot even the slightest mistake.

Lin Zhixia quickly wrote: The first time I wrote a review, the sentence "Several times my life hurts the past" suddenly appeared in my mind. The "world" is the world and the school. I "smashed the past" because I was frustrated by the mistakes I made. Sorry, Teacher Wu, this morning, I realized my mistake...

Lin Zhixia followed Jiang Yubai's 13-character beginning, and expanded as much as he could.

She didn't get stuck in her thinking for a minute, and she used the Spring and Autumn style of writing to downplay the seriousness of the incident, and between the lines revealed a deep remorse, slight reservedness, and deep sense of responsibility. That is not a review, but Lin Zhixia's modern Chinese teaching class.

Jiang Yubai wanted to kneel down for her.

He hasn't slowed down yet, Lin Zhixia has finished.

Jiang Yubai wanted to worship her as a teacher.

In the closing part, Lin Zhixia concluded: This review is my reflection, my introspection, and an opportunity for me to make corrections. I want to abide by the "Code of Conduct for Primary School Students" and be an all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, and artistic...

Jiang Yubai interjected: "In the office, Teacher Wu mentioned morality, intelligence, physical beauty."

"Yeah," Lin Zhixia told him solemnly, "Ms. Wu likes to talk about morality, intelligence, and physical beauty the most. If you write a review for her, you must include this sentence. If you write it badly and your attitude is not correct, she may Will let you rewrite."

"Rewrite?" Jiang Yubai felt incredible.

This class was originally a physical education class. Due to the weather, the physical education class was temporarily changed to a self-study class. The classmates whispered and talked secretly, the physical education teacher didn't care at all.

The physical education teacher was sitting next to the podium holding a magazine, reading his magazine with great concentration, turning a blind eye to things outside the window.

At first, Jiang Yubai prepared to take advantage of the opportunity of self-study to write a letter of his own review. He calmly explained the reason: "I should take care of my own misfortune. I cannot accept your review book. I should write a new one. Even if Teacher Wu asks me to write another copy tomorrow morning, I also agree Up."

However, Lin Zhixia said to him: "Jiang Yubai, if you write a new one, I will write it for nothing. Do you want me to give this review paper to others? If I give it to Liu Xing Jane, Liu Xingjian will think I look down on him. If I give it to Wei Rongjie, Wei Rongjie will definitely thank me very much. Then I'll give it to Wei Rongjie..."

Without a word, Jiang Yubai tore up his 13-character review on the spot, and cherished the copy written by Lin Zhixia.