General, Madam Called You To Farm

   Chapter 66 Slap in the face (one more)

  Huang did what he said, and really came to the door with a pair of couplets he just wrote.

   As Wei Ting said, the weather was cold and the ink was slow to dry, so Huang didn't want to mess with himself, so Tie Dan and another child held it in both hands.

When    came over, the ink was still wet.

  The first couplet written by Chen Haoyuan is "Flying Snow Welcomes the New Year", the second couplet is "Firecrackers Welcome New Years", and the horizontal criticism: "Rich Snow Harvest Year".

  The people who went to Xiao Su's house with the Huang family, in addition to the two children holding couplets, also had many villagers watching the fun.

  The Huang family is ashamed before the snow, and I wish the more people the better!

  The Zhou family next to the old Su family also joined in the fun.

   Mrs. Zhou was afraid that the world would not be in chaos. Mrs. Huang didn't speak, but she shouted first: "Pangya Su! Come out! Your aunt has sent you a couplet!"

  The villagers surrounded the door of Xiao Su's house. In this battle, they thought Su Fatya had another happy event without knowing it.

Su Xiaoxiao grabbed a half-eaten corn cobs and walked out slowly, glanced at everyone, landed on Zhou Shi's cheekbones face, and said, "My aunt gave me couplets, why are you excited? Jin'er? Is it for you? Or do you want to wait for me not to, and then pick it up yourself?"

   "You—" Zhou Shi's little thought was poked, and he couldn't get off the stage immediately.

   The person who loves to tell lies the most in the village is the Zhou family. If it weren't for the three tyrants of Su Xiaoxiao's family, the Zhou family would not be able to offend them, so Xiaobian Su would be arranged in a certain way.

   Of course, it's not that she didn't arrange it, but she just didn't dare to go too far.

  Su Xiaoxiao has a very bad impression of this person, so she will not show mercy to her.

   Zhou's head gun just went off the fire, it was really useless.

  Simply Huang didn't expect Zhou to help her, she came prepared, it was enough to kill this girl by herself!

   She looked at Su Xiaoxiao and said with a sigh: "Da Ya, my aunt knows that what you said just now was full of angry words. Where would you write a couplet? If you can write it, take it out and paste it."

  Su Xiaoxiao shook her head secretly.

  You people, your tea skills are poor, and your language skills are heavy. Compared with Ms. Li, you are all scum.

   That is a real figure in the business world. Even if Su Xiaoxiao only has a small fingernail, it is enough to hang this group of people.

   "What if I took it out?" Su Xiaoxiao stopped talking nonsense with the Huang family, and cut to the point, "Does what my aunt said just now count?"

  Huang sneered: "Oh, of course it counts! You can write it! I'll cut off my head!"

   Doesn't she know Xiao Su's family yet?

   In addition to knowing the banknotes, I can't tell the difference! Write couplets? next life!

   "Okay." Su Xiaoxiao nodded and said to Su Ergou who came back with the water, "Take a machete."

"okay!"

  Su Ergou put down the bucket, and brought a pig-killing knife in a frenzy, "Sister, the machete can't be found, can a pig-killing knife work?"

   Everyone was taken aback!

  Huang's face turned pale: "Su Daya! You want to kill!"

  Su Xiaoxiao said: "No, it's my aunt who is going to cut off her head. I'm afraid you don't have a knife, so I just prepared it for you."

  Huang said coldly: "Su Daya! Now let's talk about couplets! What the hell!"

   "Er dog." Su Xiaoxiao said, "Go to your brother-in-law's house to get the couplet."

  Is there a couplet in my brother-in-law's house?

  Su Ergou went away with a confused look, and came out with a confused look, with half of the couplets hanging on each of his arms.

   Everyone was shocked, didn't they? Did Xiao Su's family really write the couplets?

   "Impossible!" Huang Shi didn't believe that Xiao Su's family could write couplets even after being beaten to death... She couldn't read, but she could count.

   This couplet has more characters than the couplet written by her son.

  Huang said sharply: "You...you bought it in the town, right? That's right! It must be so! I saw you going to town this morning! You went to buy couplets!"

  Su Xiao Xiaopang tapped the couplet with his fingertips: "Open your eyes and see clearly! The ink is not even dry!"

  The villagers came forward to watch.

   "Don't touch it!" Su Ergou said fiercely.

   The fingers that everyone stretched out hurriedly retracted.

   They could see clearly, the ink marks were moist and exuded a strong ink fragrance, and they just looked like they had just written it.

   And, because they were so close, they made a new discovery.

   Xiao Su's couplet paper... It seems that the color of the couplet paper is more correct than that of Chen Xiucai!

   is also thicker!

  Also...No hair, no fading!

   does not fade!

  Lizheng's youngest son couldn't help but touch it, really, it doesn't fade!

Chen Haoyuan used the most common red paper, the kind that was colored with brackets. The quality of the dye was not good, so when I bought it back, the color faded very badly. Tie Dan and the other child who held the couplet had both hands and sleeves all red. .

   In addition, Chen Haoyuan's red paper has a thick texture and a thin texture. After a single stroke, the paper is soaked, and the ink stains are slightly smudged.

The red paper that Su Xiaoxiao brought back from the academy was ordered by Dean Shen from Fucheng at a high cost. The bottom paper is rice paper, using the best dye technology, and an extra layer is thickened, which is naturally smooth and not soaked. , does not fade, the color is more vermilion pure.

   Dean Shen bought it for Mr. Xiang, and he was reluctant to use it himself.

  Shen Chuan took ten cards so badly that the old man gave them to Su Xiaoxiao!

   Even if he is a fool, he can see that Xiao Su's couplet paper is more than one grade higher than that of Chen Xiucai.

  The villagers were thinking—I heard that Fatty Su took Su Ergou to do business in the town, did she really earn money?

   And Huang's inner drama is - no! This is not true! How could a vulgar girl like Su Fatya use better paper than his son's?

Huang's face was blushing for a while, and his heart was about to explode: "You, you... Who knows what you wrote? Can you say it's a couplet after scribbling? Then I'll buy a few pieces of paper, ghost painting talismans. , can it also be charged?"

  Su Xiaoxiao smiled: "It doesn't matter if my aunt is illiterate, I'll read it to you."

   "The first couplet: Spring is everywhere! The second couplet: Thousands of mountains and rivers are full of splendor! Horizontal batch - Vientiane update!"

   She recently learned some characters, and this couplet happened to be within her knowledge. Whenever Wei Ting wrote another new character, she would not be able to recognize it completely.

   Everyone gasped.

   They've seen a ghost!

   Fatty Su read the couplet?

  She, Fatty Su, are you literate? !

  Is this still the little fat bully who spends all the time in corrupting money and eating too much lazily?

   God, earth!

   Is the sow climbing the tree?

  The sun is still coming out from the west!

   Mother, I want to go home!

  Everyone dropped their jaws in shock! Not a single villager spoke for a long time!

  Su Xiaoxiao likes the effect that if you don't believe me, I will blind all of you!

   She raised her chin, with the little chubby hand behind her back, and said with a show of pride, "I'm a catechist!"

   Well, it was actually learned by stealth, Wei Ting didn't teach her so kindly!

  The Huang family does not believe it!

   How could this dead girl's luck be so good?

   Recruited a son-in-law who is like a fairy, but he is still a scholar? !

   No, no, being able to write does not mean that you are a scholar, some people just know a few words in their early years, and they end up digging for food as usual.

   She had heard from the old Su family that Su Cheng and his newly married son-in-law often went to the Qian family for farming.

   He really has the ability to write couplets. Isn't copying books for others more money than farming?

  The Huang family immediately concluded that the characters on the couplet were not serious, and even if they were, they were just like those mud legs in the countryside who had only studied for a few years. Who knows what they wrote!

   As for Fatty Su, she must not have read on the spot, she must have memorized it in advance!

   It’s okay to say that Huang’s family is paranoid, and it’s okay to see that others are better, in short, she feels that there must be a mystery here!

   She said to Tie Dan: "Go, call Brother Hao! Let him recognize it, what is written on the couplet!"

  Iron went obediently.

   Su Xiaoxiao immediately laughed when she heard the words.

  Huang pointed at Su Xiaoxiao and said, "Damn girl, what are you laughing at!"

  Su Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows and said, "I laugh at you being stupid."

  Huang asked someone to find someone to try to debunk her writing fake couplets, but Chen Haoyuan came over and saw Wei Ting's words, wouldn't he really be compared to autism?

   "Would you like to call Li Zheng with you?" Su Xiaoxiao said provocatively.

  The folks are illiterate, so it's not what Chen Haoyuan said or how big guys believe it.

   She remembered that Li was literate, and she was fair.

  Huang snorted: "Call when you call! Who is afraid of who! You are expecting Li to protect you! Impossible!"

   Oh, the Huang family has such a brain circuit, thinking that she called Li Zhenglai, intending to let Li Zheng protect the villagers?

The villagers were also led astray by the Huang family. At first, they thought that Su Fatya seemed to be fearless. The words on the couplet were probably not written in vain. The Su family has a personal relationship.

   will Li Zheng agree?

  This drama is getting more and more fascinating.

  Li lives next door to Lao Li Tou's house, and the two came here together. Unlike when Mrs. Wan and Mrs. Wang Laizi came to the house to make a fuss, Lao Li Tou was illiterate, and he didn't have the chance to intervene today.

   He was just worried about Da Ya.

   He saw the changes in Xiao Su's family, and he really didn't want them to be maliciously slandered again.

   "Guo Lizheng."

  Chen Haoyuan also came over and greeted him.

  Li Zheng nodded politely: "Chen Xiucai."

   "Mother, what happened?" Chen Haoyuan asked Huang.

   At the door, Su Ergou has pasted the couplet with black characters on a red background on the wall of his house with paste, and the banner is also properly pasted!

  Huang waved his hand and pointed: "Look at what is written on that couplet!"

  Chen Haoyuan looked at the situation.

   It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, at first glance, the whole person freezes.

   Seeing his son's reaction, Mrs Huang couldn't help urging: "Brother Hao, what's the matter? Are you talking? Did you scribble it, it doesn't make sense?"

  The attention of the villagers fell on Chen Haoyuan.

   Honestly, they are indeed illiterate, but for some reason, the couplet of Xiao Su's family is more pleasing to the eye than the couplet of Chen Xiucai.

  Chen Haoyuan stared at the couplet, squeezed his fingers a little bit, showing an unbelievable look.

   "Who wrote this?" he asked.

   (end of this chapter)