General Above I am Below

Xia Yujin was a little upset recently. He finally managed to coax his mother. A friend with wine and meat came to him to drink and hear a book, and he answered.

Unexpectedly, the people's enthusiasm for Dabao Manjin has not faded. Ten wine restaurants were walked along the Qin River. Nine of them were talking about General Ye Zhao's legendary heroes. The crowd applauded and the reward continued. The remaining family is talking about "Huiyingji". It talks about talented women, biography of fish and geese, meets next month, few guests, and the rest are going to goosebumps. Xia Yujin hesitated for a moment and decided to listen to goosebumps.

"Under the candlelight, the oriole girl is looking sadly at the folding fan and love letter sent by Love Lang. She wrote on the door that when he waited for the gold list three years later, it was the day to welcome her. Unexpectedly, her parents were greedy for money, but she had quietly assigned her to the county grandfather's swinger. How could this be good? I am really sad that the good girl is broken. "

"What **** is this ?!" Xia Yujin was drowsy, fighting with her eyelids up and down.

He looked out of the window and looked at the passing woman's trousers. He suddenly exclaimed, "Well? Isn't that General Ye?"

The other trousers also looked up, surprised, "Yeah! King Jun, isn't that your wife-in-law? What is she doing near the Qin River? There is a man beside ...? It looks so intimate. . "

"What ?!" Xia Yujin jumped out of his chair and woke up all asleep. He hurriedly lay beside the window and stared directly at the bank of the Qin River, but saw Ye Zhao wearing simple casual clothes and standing under the willow tree calmly, Provoked the big girl and daughter-in-law looking back. Standing next to her was a young man with a girdled back, dressed in a warrior costume, talking and laughing with her. After the bear-backed guy walked into the river to draw a picture, a muscle-tangled man ran, and he took a picture of Ye Zhao with excitement, and said a few words aloud, and also entered the picture. Not long after, a few rough guys jumped off the horse, all of them frowned at her.

A man is gone, another is coming, a few men are gone, a few are coming again, a few more ... There are all types of tall, short, fat, old, weak, handsome and ugly. The only thing in common is that he is very close to his wife.

Hundreds of bluehouse singers and musicians arrived one after another, stepping into different paintings one by one. Huajiao and Huaxi sisters of Baihualou, Phoenix Phoenix and Sairuyi of Wanchunlou, Peony of Lilac Pavilion, Hibiscus, Lu Yan of Red Sleeve House, Chu Xuan'er, Li Qiuhao of Song Song Xuan, Mo Xijun, Big Five The ten most famous beauties in the blue house are all here, with clothes, fragrant shadows, ring-shaped jingle bells, and gorgeous Qinhe River.

Finally, Ye Zhao also walked into the largest painting 舫 ...

what the **** is it?

The storyteller in the wine shop was still arrogantly talking about Miss Jinying's private meeting and expressing affection to each other.

Xia Yujin rubbed her eyes and squeezed her face, only to feel that life was like a dream.

Friends and wine friends see the situation is not good, busy digging and thinking, saying comfort:

"After all, it is a general. Unlike ordinary women, there will always be entertainment."

"She used to eat and sleep with hundreds of thousands of troops. It was not a big deal."

"A woman and a man entering a room must have a private relationship, a woman and a group of men entering a room, nothing will happen."

"Yes! King Jun rest assured, you will not bring a green hat, let alone hundreds of green hats!"

"That is, the prostitutes will not look after your wife!"

Xia Yujin's knuckles rattled, and his face turned blue and white for a while. After the painting was off shore, he stubbed out a few words from his throat: "Where is your wife? Miao, come and find the paintings. Grandpa is going to swim with the beautiful people to the Qin River tonight. "

"King, where the general is so big, where is the painting?"

"The painting of the old Li's house should be almost renovated. Let him drive it out."

"King, the beauties have rounded up the generals, and those old goods are still cold."

"Liu Erlang said last time that the little aunts in the Hanshan Temple looked beautiful, gentle and considerate, and were good at understanding? Please get a few in a carriage and change clothes."

"King, what if the general gets angry?"

"Fuck your mother! I didn't get angry when I watched her drink wine! She's so hot?"

"Gun ... Gun ... I don't feel well with my small stomach. Can I come back next time?"

"Retreat before the battle, see how he plays him!"

In the Qinhe River, the lights were brilliant, reflecting the night like day. The painting is fragrant, the sound of silk and bamboo is slow, and countless pedestrians stop to listen. In Zhifen Township, the chips are intertwined and there is a beautiful scene.

Ye Zhaozhao's paintings are accompanied by no prostitutes. There are only a few experienced musicians, aged between 30 and 40, each holding a kite and playing the voice of Jin Ge Iron Horse. During the banquet, there were more than 20 people including the newly-admired captain, Du Qiwei, Hu Zhongzhong Lang, General Partisan, General Guerrilla, General Bi Qi, General Che Qi, and other guards and staff next to the general. Six people, such as friends and relatives, sat full, all of them were fatal friendships. A few pots of spirits were poured, and I gradually got three points of drunkenness. I recalled the tragic battles of the year. Some of them were arguing, boasting, proud, excited, crying, and shirtless.

今天 "Today, I want to drink this happy wine with my brothers! I don't care if my son is married!"

"Go to you, your son's marriage is your offense ?!"

"Fuck your mother! Why didn't my son's marriage matter to me?"

"Yes, it's all about your fart, drink it!"

Wu Qiu the tiger hurriedly dropped the wine glass, rushed over and held the neck of the captain who married the daughter-in-law, and shouted, "Go! Your son actually has a son to marry a daughter-in-law! Why not marry my daughter first?"

Wei Xiaowei twisted into a ball with him and scolded: "Go! Our son is a Sven, so I don't want to watch him use his sword to chase ten street crickets every day! I haven't gotten back yet!"

Qiuqiu tiger said angrily, "Wasteful!"

General Wu Pian said, "Tiger, in Mobei, sows are more expensive than Diao Chan. There are many soldiers who want to marry your daughter. You can choose two with your eyes closed."

"The clueless old man can't do it," Qiu Tiger shook his head. "My grandfather had eaten all his life and opened his eyes blind. He was forced by the landlord's wealth to go up the mountain to be a bandit. Now he has turned over and had to find a learned girl. Sangong! So hug two top-ranking grandchildren! "Then he shouted at Hu Qing," Master Hu Jun, let's just marry my daughter to you? Anyway, their sisters have a very good relationship, and they can emulate that emperor and hero Yes, marry one and get one! Forget that you don't lose! "

Hu Qing almost sprayed, jokingly: "Your daughter can kill me for half of her life, and the two daughters haven't killed me directly? Everyone is so familiar, give me a way to live?"

Everyone also laughed: "Just after the next imperial examination, let's take two eye-catching lifters on the road, tie them up and send them to the cavern, how about making two sisters a good friend?"

Qiu Qiu Tiger slammed the two punches leading the trouble, and called Ye Zhao directly: "General! You have to decide for my daughter, they will count on you for life!"

Qi Ye Zhao responded in unison: "Okay! Good!"

Guard Xu quickly rushed to the side of Qiu Tiger, and begged pitifully: "Brother Tiger, please give me Qiu Hua's sister, she has been rare for several years, and it will be cheaper for those sour rot talents. If they hadn't turned around with the general every day, they had made a lot of noise Everyone thinks that she is a general's woman. You didn't dare to take action. You have been a grandfather for a long time. "

Wu Qiu tiger laughed aloud, "I dare not chase a woman, just because of your virtue is worthy to marry my daughter ?!"

就是 "That is," Ye Zhao also knocked on his brain door drunkly, "when did you get all the words together, have you gotten guts, and then proposed to your father-in-law?"

Everyone laughed again.

In the sound of persuasion, Ye Zhao drank seven or eight glasses again, and she became more drunk: "beauties? Why are there no beauties on this boat? Hurry up and ask two to dance! Grandpa wants to have fun with her brothers today!"

Hu Qing laughed: "Brothers meet, drink wine, please beauties ?! Now all of you are uncle Guan, are you afraid that they will have to pay the next kiln like before?"

"That's it!" Everyone shook their heads, remembered the past, and said with emotion, "Go to the kiln now, we're not bad for money. Not to mention drinking with the general, all the red girls are staring at her eyes, so we don't scan this Xing! Fortunately, the general is a woman who has killed the hearts of those women, otherwise his mother will not survive. "

"Is this happening?" Ye Zhao was confused.

"Yes!" The roar of indignation was deafening.

Ye Zhao explained, "The beauty of the beauty is pleasing to the eyes, I like to look at it twice, nothing else ..."

滚 "Go!" Everyone patted the table, the emotions were turbulent.

Ye Yezhao no longer insisted, and continued to drink.

The guy who had no beauty to look at raised his neck and went to the deck in twos and threes, vying to see the other beauty on the painting.

General Mo Mo said: "Look! The lotus of Wanhualou is the best! Big breasts! Really big! Really big fucking!"

The money-minded staffer shook his head: "You are so wrong, the shameful girl has beautiful eyes, the waves are flowing like autumn water with affection, and her body is like a weak willow to welcome the wind. It is really a peerless beauty."

The car-riding general came over, glanced at her, and scorned, "No eyes, how can they have a good time on Lu Yan's bed?"

"Yeah, wait!" Qiu Tiger suddenly cried, "The ladies on the picture on the left look so beautiful! Look at it! Which one ?!"

"The one in the middle is the most beautiful. It's a little tall."

"Fool! Women with long legs and thin waist look good!"

"The woman's temperament ... no one can match any money!"

"I don't seem to have seen her in the kiln in Qinhe. Let the boater close the painting and take a closer look."

They hurriedly greeted everyone to come and see the beauties and whistle at the beauties.

Ye Zhao also walked over and looked curiously, but saw a brand new painting not far away, also leaning on them. There were several beauties standing on the deck, and she was surrounded by beauties dressed in white fox fur and snow fur. Her temperament was outstanding. The blue silk that was picked up randomly was disturbed by the river breeze. When the boat was sailing near, the skin could be seen faintly like beautiful jade, and the ink eyes contained stars. It can also make all prostitutes look like vulgar fans.

The drunks continued whistling warily and tried to banter.

Ye Yezhao looked at it for a while, and coughed heavily: "Don't blow it, that's my husband."