General Above I am Below

1. My name is Xiayou, my father is the king of Nanping County, my mother is a general, my emperor is my grandpa, my prince is my uncle, my queen mother is my great-grandmother, everyone says I am The child born of Jin Tiaoyu has endless blessings and is the luckiest child.

I grabbed a book and a pen when I caught Zhou, and my mother moved to tears, saying that I would definitely be reading material in the future.

I thought so.

Many years later, after being admitted to the talent, my mother was overjoyed, drunk with my dad, and drunkenly said that the two of them were close to each other when they caught Zhou. Dad applied most of the medicine with a bad smell. My mother clasped the flying stones in her hands and stared at me beside me. I touched the rouge secretly and hit the dice, which made me cry, and I grabbed the book and pen to give up.

2. My mother said, "It's not easy for me to have been a scholar for three lives."

觉得 I think this is strange.

3. The world says my mother is better than my father.

They are all wrong, in fact my father is better than my mother.

爹 My father is the beautiful and viperous scorpion in the story. With a smile on his face, he looks very good-tempered, but it is not easy to mess with.

As long as he speaks, his mother will never smash a stool, and my mother will never hit my palm.

My sister-in-law beats me more than my father. I would rather be beaten by my father.

4. A Huang of Liu Xie's family said that Yan's father was kind.

My family has only two strict fathers, one is fiercer than the other. I read every day that Father Hu has no dogs. He won't be able to fight without success.

I must be the child I picked up.

5. My mother said that she was interrupted by her grandfather three times since she was young, her nose was swollen 14 times, and she couldn't get out of bed 24 times.

When she talked, she always missed her face.

I don't understand. I guess my mother likes to be beaten.

But I don't like being beaten!

6. I like Aunt Yang most.

Gentle and kind and dear, every time I get scolded by my parents, I cry for her.

The last time her **** was beaten by her mother's hand, she cried angrily, and went to find my mother to make a fuss.

My mother nodded and said that she bowed her head and paid less, which was not so bad for me.

How good it would be if Aunt Yang was my mother.

7. My second favorite is eyebrow.

She is beautiful, lively and cute, she smiles every day, she will make good pastries, she will tell stories and make tricks.

When I grow up, I must marry a daughter-in-law like Meimei!

8. My most annoying person is my sister.

She's good or bad. Since I was three years old, I learned from my father that a man should be responsible. I like to push the bad things she did to me and let me take the responsibility.

Auntie never hits her sister, only hits me!

My wish is to grow up to be a man who is not responsible ...

My **** hurts.

妹妹 9. The younger sister is tall and looks good. Everyone says she is a big beauty and a lady.

Alas, it's a femme fatale!

While the mother is away, copy the two meteor hammers without blinking!

10. Aunt Xuan sent me an overseas glass ball.

My sister broke.

Auntie Qiu Shui gave me a gold knife with precious stones.

My sister took it away.

Auntie Qiuhua sent me a little copper man who would fight.

My sister borrowed it.

Uncle Hu Qing sent me a hard-to-read set of books.

My sister-in-law said she was a good boy and never touched her brother's things.

My sister-in-law praised her sister for being good.

11. I know there are many secrets hidden in my father and mother's study.

There are some gold leaves in the tallest book.

There are some fun dice in the dark grid of the desk.

There is also a very beautiful picture of a dancing beauty in the painting scroll pile, which reads the cherished sound, and the painting scroll is often viewed with a burr.

I suspect that the beauty in the painting is Dad's old lover.

12. Which eyebrow is better than the beauty in the painting?

I have to think about ...

13. Aunt Qiuhua's daughter Xiao Wu came to visit, causing me to be beaten.

Lao Niang laughed, boasting that Xiao Wu has her childhood style.

I figured it out, as long as the future daughter-in-law does not look like a mother, everything is fine.

14. Life is hard.

The days go on.

15. One day, I will run away from home and never return.

16. I have acne, and the fever is high, it seems that the situation is dangerous.

I woke up countless times, and saw my mother beside me, sleeping with me endlessly.

Her movements are softer than ever, and her eyes seem to be shiny.

This is a mother I have never seen.

17. Well, I ran away from home when I grew up, and came back when I had enough fun.