Chapter 38.1: A Day Trip To the Civil Affairs Bureau (1)

He Jiang was initially full of admiration towards Shang Jing for being clear of his lack of skills and not arguing with him whenever he showered criticisms on him.

But it was after that did he realize the reason for him not rebutting him was mainly because his understanding of the Chinese language was poor and could not detect the sarcasm in his voice. His vocabulary was also mostly limited to ‘Brother, you are so awesome! Brother, you are a God! Brother, save me…”

Shang Jing once told him ‘I like your voice, I like it when you scold me.’

That was because he wanted to learn how to scold someone and was afraid he would not be able to tell when someone was scolding him after he got back to the country!

Every single word he said was the truth. He was not lying about anything but he was still a big fat liar!

Keke, there was no other nickname other than ‘Puppy Shang’ that could express the grudge He Jiang has for him.

Such a shameless one-sided love. Even after Shang Jing lost his memories, he could still not bring himself to talk about it.

The 23 year old He Jiang was young and prideful but his sincere heart was thrown to the dumpster. To vent his frustration, he forced a kiss on Shang Jing.

Hmph, wanting to learn how to vocalize the Chinese language from me? Why can’t I kiss you then?!

To recoup his losses from the airplane tickets, He Jiang had kissed Shang Jing rashly. In the end, not only did he not recoup his losses, he suffered even more losses in terms of his matters of the heart and continued to pine after Shang Jing.

In addition, there was also a secret he had never told anyone before. In the script of 《Our Life》, there was initially a kiss scene which meant he had to contribute his first kiss to the movie given the break up with his boyfriend. That was something he could not accept and thus decided to forcefully record it on Shang Jing’s tab.

Anyway, the kiss scene did not happen and he subsequently embarked on a monk-like life.

If he could turn back time, he probably would not choose to kiss him. Because if he did not, he would think Shang Jing was only compatible with him on the mental level. But now that he had, he could not get over how good he was at kissing.

How infuriating.

No matter how frustrated he was, He Jiang could still not help thinking how fortunate it was he was the one Puppy Shang chose to practice his Chinese with.

Plus, how could he remain calm after kissing him?

That was why the moment he saw the photo Shang Jing sent from the hospital, the volcano hidden under the sea erupted.

He Jiang stood there silently for a while before stepping away to find his wife in the washroom where he was greeted by the woeful gaze of Shang Jing.

Shang Jing accused, “Was it fun to shame me in front of the nation?”

How could you share the dark history of your wife posing as an adult in front of everyone?

He Jiang rebutted, “When you said I’m an old man to infuriate me, did you think about leaving some face for me?”

Shang Jing looked He Jiang in the eyes. “We got last place in that round. Doesn’t that give you any clue to how much I’ve held back?”

He Jiang looked at his confident ‘I can infuriate you with just a wiggle of my pinky’ posture and laughed.

Now that his tolerance level has gone up by a level, he was sure he would not get angry by anything Shang Jing did. After all, there would be no one there to care for him even if he got sick from it and would still have to continue enduring Shang Jing’s constant quips.

“You can try that again without holding back.”

With his status as a pain-in-the-ass being challenged, the corners of Shang Jing’s lips turned up into a smirk. “I’m not afraid to tell you, I have a book full of methods to make your life difficult and there are still many items on the list I have yet to try.”

He had only completed one or two items out of the eighteen must-do items by a true pain-in-the-ass.

“I could have been in first place.”

He Jiang raised his eyebrow. “Can you let me take a look at that?”

Shang Jing’s eyes wavered as he gripped his phone tighter. His memo diary entries were something he must delete before he dies. Other than himself, no one shall set eyes on it.

Shang Jing: “No matter what, I shall make it clear that I’ve let you off easy today.”

Blood rushed up to his cheeks. “So… Don’t tell others our story anymore.”

And even if you do, don’t request for an additional camera to specially capture my reaction. How is this different from capturing one of those nude videos?

We are hosted novel, find us on google.

He Jiang must be a pervert.

He Jiang apologized. “I’m sorry, I was a little agitated over you calling me old and didn’t notice the live broadcast situation.”

He had only kissed Shang Xiaojing a few times in his life so how could he be old?

Plus, his initial intention was to keep the recording for his own collection.

Shang Jing: “You don’t need to apologize to me.”

He Jiang: “The additional camera perspective was not broadcasted live. I’ll get it from the director later. We can view it at home at our own time.”

To be honest, he was not keen on showing others the blushing face of his wife after all his teasing.

Shang Jing: “Pervert… How many rounds of games are there left? Do you still have a chance to win the big mystery prize?”

He Jiang: “There are two rounds left and one of them is the bridal room challenge. There would be a warm up broadcast in the afternoon and voting would start at 8PM.”

The bridal room with the highest vote would receive 5 points. But to be honest, He Jiang did not hold much confidence in their bridal room. Even though both he and Shang Jing fancy it, it might not necessarily meet the current beauty standards of the public.