Future Pet Shop

"Okay, you stop first. The sound of this breathing is really awful. Go back and practice it yourself. Then we start to learn the third method of breathing, counting from 1 to 10 and 20 in one breath. The more you count, the longer the better, but take it slowly, step by step, not too much at first, and you will faint if too much. "It seems that the lowly can not stand this unpleasant sound.

After practicing the rhythm of breathing, he taught him several ways to hang his throat, and then the buyout time of three hours was up. Shen Yibin pulled Haer out of the booth.

"It's a bit over." After paying the bill, he returned to the store, and Shen Yibin collapsed on the sofa unconsciously, thinking of starting to practice every morning from now on, and then going to KTV to be cheap Uncle Bian sang a small song, and Shen Yibin lost his expectations for the future.

"Hmm!" Fortunately, Haer is much more clever than this parrot. When he saw that Shen Yibin was unhappy, he served tea and watered his hands and massaged his calves. Shen Yibin suddenly forgot about the depression and regained his spirit.

Hey, it ’s three months for this uncle to serve, so let ’s open the store and find the right owner for it as soon as possible. I will be relieved when it is bought.

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Shen Yibin's pet shop?" I was planning to get up to clear the store, and saw a man with a camera walking in. When he saw Haer, his eyes lit up. "There are really pandas, It really didn't run for nothing. "After that, he took off the camera and aimed at Haer to take a picture.

Reporter? Seeing this gesture, Shen Yibin immediately guessed the identity of the other party, but even if you are a reporter, you can take photos without my permission. Is this really good?

"This gentleman, we are in a private store, and we are not allowed to take pictures casually." Since he was rude, Shen Yibin would naturally not give him any good looks and stepped forward to block the camera. "Sir, we do not accept interviews, please go out. Well, don't disturb our normal operations. "

"I have the right to interview freely, you cannot interfere, and I think you have taken some illegal means in the process of obtaining this panda, please explain to the readers." This reporter not only flinched, but escaped the recording. The pen posed the posture of the interview, and it seemed that he did not intend to leave until a satisfactory answer was obtained.

Jian Shen Yibin wasted for a long time and didn't talk about him. Look at the police car parked opposite him. There were two policemen he didn't know. Bai Yanni and Xiao Li seemed to have shifted to rest, and Shen Yibin couldn't bother.

怎么 Why are you so stupid? I told you that it was useless for a long time; 咦, talking 啰 嗦? At the corner of Shen Yibin's eyes, Yu Guangxuan saw the cheapness of pecking figs on the coffee table. Although this reporter's mouth is sharp, it seems far worse than cheapness, or should he let cheapness deal with him?

"I'm going to feed the pet, you have something to say to my press spokesman." Shen Yibin abandoned his plan to continue entanglement with him.

"News spokesman?" The reporter looked at the shop wonderingly, except for a panda, a parrot, and some cats and dogs, there were no other creatures. Where is the news spokesman?

"Cheesy, you can deal with him, drive him away and add a fig to you at night." Close the door and put the dog ... Oh no, it's closed and cheesy, Cheesy flew his wings immediately, regardless of the reporter's surprise He started talking.

"Hi this gentleman, I am the spokesperson of this silly shopkeeper. Let me introduce myself first. I am a noble yellow-winged blue-top Amazon parrot from South America. My distinguished name is Pablo -Diego-Hose-San Diego-Francesco-de-Paula-Juan-Nipomocheno-Crimpignano-De-Ross-Remidios-Hippolyte "Arno-de-La-Sandisima-Trinidad-Maria-Parisio-Critto-Rez-Brasco-Ryan-Reynolds, what's your name?" Waiting for the reporter to answer, he said with a mean and dismissive wave of his wings, "Forget it, you don't need to tell me, anyway, noble I will not remember the name of a small character."

After travelling south and north for so many years, I did not expect that when I came to Yunzhong, I was despised by a parrot. The reporter was out of breath. "I am a reporter of XX Daily. Our newspaper has extensive influence. I ... "

"So what?" The parrot flew around the reporter, carefully observed his dress, and when he saw the piece of paper exposed in the reporter's pocket, the parrot laughed. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, still on business A reporter on the hard seat of a train? Does your newspaper even refuse to buy you a ticket? So is your newspaper too poor ~ www.readwn.com ~ or is your status too low? "

"Look, look at your clothes, I'm afraid even this stupid shopkeeper can't match it. This gentleman, you're miserable enough." The reporter's face turned red, He flew to the back of the sofa in front of him and stood, "Oh my God, I'm starting to sympathize with you now, think about it, your boss doesn't know where to hear a gossip, just give an order, and you You have to give up your vacation and take the meager travel expenses to take the hard seat of the train ... ha ha ha ha ha, the hard seat of the train! I hurriedly came here for an interview. "

"Then he compiles a piece of news that he doesn't know if it can be published and whether anyone will watch it. He will neither raise your salary nor give you bonuses. No one cares about your hard work. Your results will go unnoticed. Your future is still not improving. "Low, hate iron and steel, stunned," Can't you have the courage even the tip of a mouse tail? Decisively say no to your boss? Then tear up your work permit, Threw the resignation report on his face and said that labor and management were not serving! "

"I ..." The poor journalist seemed to have been talked about by the meanness, and he opened his mouth and tried to make a distinction.

But the cheapness will never give him the opportunity to intervene, and like a renju cannon, he will spit out a lot of criticism and contempt. The reporter's face changed, first red and then pale. It seems that the heart is fighting fiercely. Ah, do you really have to keep doing such a promising job?

"Stop! Don't say anything!" After ten minutes of insistence, the reporter finally collapsed under the bombastic language bombardment, and escaped from the pet shop with his ears embarrassed.

Jian Shen Yibin and Ha Er both gave thumbs to the base, at the same time it seems that this product is still a little bit useful.