Fun people from Blue Star

Chapter 37 What the hell?

No matter what era or world it is, it will be very difficult to leave a human gathering place and travel through the wilderness.

Eating, drinking, and diarrhea are common things in daily life, but in the wilderness, they are top priority.

Hardy was already prepared based on his experience in wild survival in the game.

He had a camping tent to sleep in, and the soldiers also had simple rain shelters to use. These were all taken into consideration.

But he didn't take into account that Sissi didn't have any experience in this area.

So do those pastors!

So when Hardy was about to get into his tent and take a good nap, Sissi stood in front of him with an embarrassed look on her face.

"Hardy, are there any other tents and blankets?" Sissi said with an embarrassed smile on her face: "We are not prepared for this."

"There are no other tents, and the logistics are very stressful. We won't bring too many other unnecessary things." Hardy thought for a while and said, "Aunt Sissi, come in and have a rest together."

As soon as these words came out, everyone around was shocked.

The soldiers didn't say anything, but many of them blew whistles and cheered.

"Together, together!"

Sissi's face turned red.

At this time, Occam walked over from the side, with a look of anxiety and anger on his face, and said: "Baron Hardy, shouldn't you exercise your noble gentlemanly manner and give this tent up to Ms. Sissi?" ?”

Hardy looked at him and smiled: "You have never led a soldier, let alone read any books on this subject."

Occam was stunned for a moment and said with some guilt: "Indeed not."

He is a pastor of the Illuminati Cult, so of course he recites the teachings every day. Why is he reading these things?

"Then you have no right to accuse me."

Hardy ignored him and turned to the beautiful young woman and said, "Aunt Sissi, you can enter the tent with me, but as the coach, I cannot give the tent to you. This involves authority issues."

It is very different from a certain people's army in later generations. In the current era of cold weapon wars, the authority of the commander in the army is very important.

For example, if the Overlord of Western Chu and Yu Ji live in the same tent, there will be no problem.

But if the overlord of Western Chu, under the watchful eyes of his subordinates, exercised the so-called gentlemanly demeanor and let Yu Ji use the commander's tent alone, and then ran to squeeze a small blanket with his subordinates, haha, that would be interesting.

His subordinates will think that he is unmanly and cannot even handle a woman.

There will be various opinions on him, which will affect the morale and cohesion of the entire team.

The current situation is the same. If Hardy gives up the coaching tent to Sissi in full public view, his reputation in the military will definitely drop a lot.

How can a man who can't even refuse women be their commander-in-chief.

I don’t know how much effort it will take to rebuild the coach’s authority in the future.

Sissi felt her face getting hot, especially under the heckles of the soldiers, and she felt upset.

She said hurriedly: "That's no need. I'll go back to the carriage and sleep."

Hardy nodded, ignored her, and got into the tent by himself.

Seeing that there was no good show to watch, the soldiers stopped.

Sissi retreated into the carriage.

As the night gets darker, the surrounding area becomes quieter.

The soldiers stopped talking, sleeping and keeping vigil, with only the sound of more than a dozen bonfires burning.

But Sissi couldn't sleep.

Of course I couldn't sleep. The carriage was a means of transportation and was for people to ride on, not for sleeping.

Besides, as a noble lady, she has long been accustomed to soft sheets and pillows, so let her sleep in the middle of the aisle of the carriage?

Or lie down on the hard seat of the carriage and huddle up?

I can't sleep even then.

Then... Sissi experienced a very sad night.

I'm sleepy and can't sleep.

Occasionally I fall asleep, and then wake up again at noon.

Just like this over and over again, it seems that after a long time, the sky finally breaks.

Sissi thought it would be fine at dawn.

As a result, the army set off after breakfast, and she was extremely sleepy in the carriage.

Because the carriage was moving and swaying, she was sleepy and couldn't sleep, and couldn't open her eyes even if she wanted to wake up.

There were two more fruits, which were pulling on her shoulders as the carriage shook, making her even more uncomfortable.

Several kinds of painful tastes mixed together, it was like being in hell and being tortured by demons.

Just like that, after wandering for who knows how long, the time finally came to evening.

She thought she would sleep in the carriage again this time, but Hardy said: "Aunt Sissi, there is a small town ahead. My army is stationed outside. The priests and I will escort you into the town to rest."

Hearing this, Sissi almost cried. She entered the town as quickly as possible and found the best hotel to stay. She didn't even take a shower, she just lay on the bed and fell asleep.

The priests took turns guarding the door.

After all, she is the bishop's wife, so she still gets this kind of treatment.

Hardy returned to the outskirts of town, choosing to sleep in his own small tent and spend the night in the wild with the army.

By the next morning, Sissi arrived outside the city in a carriage. Her complexion seemed much better. Although she still yawned from time to time, she was obviously not hanging her head like yesterday.

Seeing that she was still a little uncomfortable, Hardy said: "Aunt Sissi, you can choose to go first. With a carriage and a dozen priests, combined with the light spirit technique, you can reach the next town before every evening. It doesn’t have to be so hard.”

This is indeed a good idea.

But Sissi thought for a while, frowned and said: "I hope it can be safer. The people of the Lion Faction are crazy now, and I'm afraid they will set up an ambush on the road."

Occam stood up and said a little excitedly: "We will definitely ensure your safety, Ms. Sissi. Believers of light have nothing to fear."

Sissi looked at the dozen priests and shook her head slightly.

Although they are said to be priests, there are only two people who can truly be considered professionals.

One is Occam, and the other is the leader of the battle priests.

Under normal circumstances, these dozen priests would be more than enough to deal with ordinary robbers and robbers.

But now their opponent is another royal bloodline.

In case a powerful assassin is sent.

It is definitely not something that a dozen priests can contend with.

Occam saw Sissi shaking her head, her face turned pale and her expression was a little embarrassed.

Hardy continued: "The other way is to buy a few small tents and let my logistics team help transport them. That'll be fine!"

As soon as these words came out, Sissi and the priests were stunned.

Then Sissi rubbed her temples and smiled bitterly: "I'm so confused. Why didn't I think of such a simple thing?"

In fact, this is not because Sissi is stupid, but that many times, people occasionally have 'short-term' dementia.

It is very easy to happen especially if you don't sleep well.

"Then please Hadi, please wait here for a while, and we will go back to the city and buy some tents."

Sissi sighed. She felt that she had been really stupid in the past few days.

Don't know why.

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