Full Time Sponger

Revenge for the third time

"Under this, there are seven schools and nine schools. They have too few masters to be worthy. Look at this side. The west of the wild forest is duny. There are about ten countries, large and small, with cities on it. , You look for it, can you find Wenxiancheng?"

When Su Wan saw this map and listened to the explanation of the masked beauty, it became clear in her heart that this is not a world against the sky, nor a game. Although I don’t know why, it is a fact that she brought the skills in the game to the realm of cultivation. .

Oh, grandpa, your favorite granddaughter will never see you again, you must take care, don’t be familiar with your dad’s unfilial son who doesn’t return home all day. Oh, dad, baby and daughter can’t ask you anymore. Pocket money, you and mom are sticky, try the old clam bead, or let the old brother take his treasure Linlin home my big bed, my small electric, my 180g cartoon collection

As a four-year-old beauty who has a car, a house, a ticket and a good appearance, she can save men from fighting for 30 years. She never complains about social injustice, loves life, and is full of confidence in the future. Why does such unlucky things happen to her? ! Was it just because she blew herself up with an artifact and a pet, so she was cursed by the game system? !

Chen Tianming, you dead pighead! P death in the game is too cheap for you. I knew the real pk a long time ago. I wish you all the engagement banquets! No, you can’t get caught up in the water, let you get engaged, be entangled in the eyeless woman, you have impotence all your life, watching your wife give you a cuckold, and then you are so angry that you climb the wall, climb with the man, be a little sufferer, be * *Flowers explode every day and have hemorrhoids for a lifetime

Su Wan was lamenting, cursing in her heart, pretending to look at the map while turning her mind, wondering if she should find a backer if she can't go back?

The door of the pill room squeaked open, accompanied by bursts of medicinal fragrance, cloud-like smoke gushing out, two figures came out of the smoke, the whole body was foggy, as if from a cloud fairyland, the head of the real Qinghui was middle-aged , With a long beard on his chin, clear eyebrows, and personable demeanor. At first glance, he really has the demeanor of Huang Yaoshi, an expert in martial arts. When he saw Su Wan, his eyes brightened and he was about to pounce, but Su Wan was better than her. Pounce fast.

"Old pervert! See where you go?!"

"Hey, wait, wait, say something slowly! Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" Real Qing Hui hurriedly flew into the air.

Su Wan rushed into the air, and plunged into the arms of the man behind, and when she looked up, she looked so handsome as to harm the country and the people. She stared blankly, and the next moment she shivered with cold.

Intimate contact with the big handsome guy, and earned it, but unfortunately the handsome guy is an iceberg, and a cold sweep will freeze her fiery love of beauty into death.

"Sorry!" Su Wan was reluctant to give up, but there are more important things to do. She jumped up from the arms of the handsome iceberg, pointed at the real man Qinghui in the sky and scolded: "Old pervert! Come down! Have the courage to come down to me. I dare not admit to being a man if I did something wrong!"

"Pervert? Qinghui, do you have something to say?" The mask beauty smiled softly.

Real Qinghui scratched his head anxiously, "Oh! What a misunderstanding! Madam, listen to me, I'm just"

"What's the misunderstanding? You are! Tell me, where did you touch me? Even Xiaoyuexi knows that men and women are incompatible with each other. Oh my innocence, you can be my dad, I won't live me" Su Wan stomped and sat on the ground, covering his eyes and crying.

"Oh, this is killing me, madam, you have to believe me, three hundred and eighty years of innocence, ooh" Real man Qing Hui clutched his old face, sat down on the cloud, and followed the obedient boy below. The child cried.

Madam Xi has been with Qinghui for hundreds of years. Naturally, she believes in Qinghui’s character. She shook her head irritably. Although Qinghui is usually very confused, she is too embarrassed now. She rolled up the map and sipped tea. He also poured a cup for his cold-faced son, and covered his upturned mouth with a teacup.

Su Wan's face was dark. She didn't expect that old pervert was so thick-skinned. Her nickname was Su Wan—don't suffer! How can you lose here? !

If you fail to make a plan, you turn your eyes and make another plan.

Su Wan stopped pretending to cry, patted her **** with a sad face, got up, and bowed her hands to the masked beauty who was drinking tea. "Sister Beauty, you are willing to let the homeless me stay. Su Wan is very grateful, but" Madam Qinghui, who peeked from his fingers in the sky, shook his head and sighed, "Su Wan didn't mean anything else, just trying to find justice. The head of the noble school is so unreasonable, Su Wan has no face. Here, the life-saving grace is offset, Su Wan bid farewell, and forgot this sad past, Qiaogui Qiaolu, return home, never meet again." Covered his face and ran down the mountain.

"Oh! No, no! You can't go!" Qing Hui was anxious, how could the little disciple he fancyed just run away like this! He flew towards Su Wan, and kept saying: "Yan'er, Xiao Wan'er, I really don't mean to be rude, I just checked your cultivation aptitude, accidentally, accidentally pressed a few points!"

Su Wan gave a weird smile and waved his hand at Real Person Qinghui, as if he wanted to push him away, but the next moment, a puff of medicine splashed on Real Person Qinghui's face, because he was holding on to Real Person Qinghui, and Real Person Qinghui could not hide. After that, he was splashed all over his face.

The sudden change surprised the few people watching the show next to them.

True person Qinghui carefully wiped the concoction on his face, and glanced at him, "What is this?" It doesn't itch or hurts, but he rushes to his nose. It shouldn't be the poison of bone eating? !

Su Wan threw away the small basket made of leaves, wrinkled her nose, fanned her sleeves to avoid the wind up, "It's a pity, I hope it is poison, but the medicinal materials are too hard to find, so I only made this semi-finished product of hair removal water. "It was originally used when mopping the pet Suzaku in the game, but I didn't expect it to come in handy here.

"Hair removal?" Real person Qinghui rounded his eyes, then grabbed the beard that was slowly falling and wailed: "Ah! My beard! Ah! My hair! Ah! My eyebrows"

The voice of auzw.com resounded through the 100,000 mountains, the lingering sound lingered, and the real Qing Fang in the valley looked up, alas, the senior brother has accepted new disciples, he won’t be mad!

Mrs. Xi couldn't help but laughed, and she laughed, Xiao Yuexi couldn't help but grinned, even Bingshan turned his head, and her hand shook the teacup.

The image of the real person Qinghui is really interesting. His smooth face is white and delicate like a little girl. The top of his head is bald. There are still a few mottled spots on the back of the head where the potion is not touched. Ah floating.

"Well, since it's a misunderstanding, Wan'er's anger is also out, and now everyone sits down and talks."

The beauty stepped forward and held Su Wan's hand. The gentle temperament made Su Wan, a conscious shrew, blush. Of course, it was only a red face. The man followed the beauty and smelled the fragrance of nectar tea. Look Qinghui, who is petrified in the wind, feels comfortable physically and mentally.

She was not ready to leave from beginning to end, after all, she was not familiar with this world, where could she go after leaving? Xiu**, it is still quite dangerous to her zero-level rookie!

The beauty pointed at Bingshan and introduced: "Wan'er, this is Langxuan, a cultivator of Jin Danqi."

Bingshan glanced at Su Wan faintly, nodded, and said hello.

"Hiss" Su Wan took a breath of coldness and tugged at the corner of her mouth stiffly. She couldn't help but peeked at Langxuan several times. His white clothes fluttered and his facial features looked like ice sculptures, except for a sword in his hand. It was Ximen Chuuxue who was reborn, and we can't blame her for her colorism and boldness.

Bingshan turned his head: "Mother, I'm going to Moyuping."

The beauty smiled and said: "It's okay if you don't practice for a day. When Wan'er comes first, you can take her around to avoid getting lost later."

Bingberg paused, then turned to look at Su Wan, his eyes didn't have the temperature, no, it was a lot of degrees below zero.

Su Wan shivered, scratched the back of her neck, smiled all over her face, and opened her eyes to speak in the vernacular, "Haha, I don’t know how it fell from the sky. I just looked at the map. It seems that my home is not in this world and I can’t go back. Look at the beautiful scenery of Luoxia Mountain, full of aura, Xiaoyuexi so cute, sister Meiren so gentle, and the head of the house is so funny and kind, or should I stay as a disciple?"

"Medium!" Real Qinghui resurrected instantly! The figure flickered, dragging a few strands of long hair behind his head, floating in front of Su Wan, "Although the good disciple has a bit of a temper, the stronger the person, the more weird temper. This proves that the old man has foresight! The night is long and dreamy, and I am a teacher. Apprentice! Come and come"

Su Wan wanted to say that she wanted to worship a beauty as a master, but she was covered in her mouth and dragged towards the lobby. Her knees softened against the hall. Before she recovered, she had knocked her head three times, real person Qinghui Stand akimbo in front of you and laugh!

"Hahaha! Born to be an immortal bone! Yu and Lao'er, see what you compare to the old man! Become a fool! Good apprentice, when you fell down, your teacher's heart was shocked, knowing that the opportunity of Qingyunmen is here. After checking your qualifications, it turned out to be like a natural immortal bone. If you don't say it, you will be grinding you to join Qingyunmen as a teacher!"

The teacher laughed at him: "Although it is fate, but you clearly broke your ribs in your heart, how did it become a sign of chance?"

Real person Qinghui chuckled twice, sitting on the chair with Erlang's legs up, touching his chin, remembering that his beard was gone, his face was distorted, he paused, and his eyes narrowed with a smile. The big master waved his hand, "Only, go up." tea."

Su Wan rolled his eyes, but the raw rice has been cooked. As the hot-baked Qingyunmen juniors, they still have to be apprentices, so that they won’t be scolded by grandpa at night. Hanging, playing with the tea set on the side skillfully, pouring tea formally called Master, Master, and Brother, Xiao Zhengtai called Master Uncle.

True person Qinghui was so happy that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear, his face was like a white steamed bun, which made people want to laugh, but he didn't realize it at all. He smacked his lips and sighed: "Oh, Wan'er, this tea is well made. I drank nectar tea in Yuqingxian Mansion more than a hundred years ago. At that time, I felt the taste was extraordinary. Now I want to come, not as good as Wan'er's cup, good, good, good!"

"It's true. I didn't expect Wan'er to have such a craft." The sister nodded in response. Brother Bingshan was holding the tea without saying a word, but Xiaoyuexi glanced at Su Wan, thinking that the uncle was like There are countless faces hidden in the magic bag, and it is impossible to see which one is true or false.

"I only have this craft, Master and Madam like it, and I will make it for you every day from now on." Su Wan said so, but she thought in her heart that cooking is a branch of alchemy. Master cooking can not only make medicinal meals, but also make tea and wine. It is said that a bigudan is not hungry, and the stomach is a little empty. I don't know if there is a stove here.

True person Qinghui even chewed the tea, nodded and said, "Since Wan'er has entered my Qingyun Gate, she should also take a Taoist number. You are Langzi in your generation. Xuan'er took Langxuan. Call it Langwan, Langwan Immortal, it's a really good name."

Su Wan said twice, clutching his stomach in a daze, Langwan? Originally, Su Wan's name was enough for literature and art, but now it's better to have a more discordant, poetic youth who sounds like a sentimental, quite different from her.

However, because the name is called by someone else, she still serves as her Su Wan, and there is no need to refute the kindness of others. The important thing is that the tea is not full.

Seeing that Su Wan is well-behaved, real person Qinghui nodded in satisfaction, took out the master’s style, and said: "Well, Langwan, I am clear of the rules of the cloud, and the same family must not harm each other. If your brother dares to bully you, just come and be a teacher. , You have an uncle, Qing Fang who lives in the mountain and descends into Xiagu, he also has two disciples, you brother Langjue and sister Langhuan, in a few days, take you down to visit, your uncle guards the medicine garden and builds the foundation Dan's medicinal materials have to find him."

Su Wan's eyes wandered around, looking for something to eat.

Speaking of Zhu Jidan, she remembered the medicinal smell she had smelled earlier, which was paradoxical to Zhu Jidan, but at this time, Master was pulling her to the secret room with great interest and did not give her a chance to speak.