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Blue star.

Qinzhou TV Station.

The audience is attentive!

The dance is very good, the song is very good, and even the choice of the host is very suitable for the audience!

now.

Shi Yan and Chen Feng appeared on Qinzhou TV Station!

All this caused everyone to be curious about the content of Qinzhou's first sketch!

…

At this point the sketch has begun.

Shi Yan played a director who was about to make a play, but the actor never came.

beside.

A passerby recommended himself and wanted to participate in the performance. The performer of this passerby was Chen Feng, who just made everyone cheer.

Shi Yan: "Have you ever acted in a movie?"

Chen Feng is coming: ""The World of Truman", "The Fantasy Drifting of the Youth School", "The Tuner", "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", "Spider-Man", "The Eight Dogs of the Faithful", "Resident Evil"... "

Shi Yan was surprised.

Chen Feng's voice continued: "I have watched all these movies."

Flutter.

The audience laughed.

This burden is very successful.

Basically, the audience knows that these movies are envious.

Shi Yan had no choice but to agree in the end: "What we are going to shoot today is very simple, just eat noodles."

"Eat noodle?"

Chen Feng suddenly covered his mouth with his hand, and thiefly said to the audience: "I happened to have no meal today."

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Shi Yan turned to look at Chen Feng: "What did you say?"

Chen Feng's conversation turned: "I said I will do a good job today."

The audience laughed again!

Shi Yanxin thought it was true: "Come here, all departments have paid attention, and the photographers are ready to..."

beside.

Chen Feng began to show his noodles, his movements were vivid, and he once again showed the chicken thieves and proud expressions: "Take the noodles!"

This is just great!

As the director, Shi Yan was busy preparing for the filming there.

On Chen Feng's side, holding a bowl directly, he started to feast on it!

Suck!

Suck!

Suck!

…

this moment!

The audience was shocked, and while shocked, the scene also burst into laughter!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"This acting is really amazing, it's completely non-physical performance!"

"My God, there is obviously no noodles in the bucket, how did he make it so vivid!"

"Teacher Chen Feng is absolutely amazing, this is the performing artist!"

"You say he is funny, he is very professional; you say he is professional, how can he be so funny!"

"Obviously I am eating air, so I am starving!"

"Is this because there is no physical food to broadcast?"

"It's so delicious!"

"Tomorrow's breakfast I'll have the noodles!"

That's awesome!

No physical performance!

With a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, Chen Feng can show the feeling of serving noodles and eating noodles, and he does not make the audience feel that he is in a play, and even gives the audience a feeling that he eats particularly fragrant!

…

on the stage.

Shi Yan suddenly said, "What sound!"

Chen Feng quickly covered the bowl and tried to swallow the food in his mouth.

In fact, there is no food in his mouth at all, because this is no physical performance!

However, his movements are too natural!

Frozen is to give people a feeling of food in his mouth!

"Quiet!"

Turning his head, Shi Yan continued to talk about the play.

Chen Feng continued to eat: "Sucking..."

Shi Yan walked towards Chen Feng after the exchange: "The drama in this segment is..."

Shi Yan's voice stopped.

Chen Feng had eaten to the last moment, the whole bowl just covered his face, his chopsticks were slicing quickly, accompanied by countless sucking noises!

…

In the background.

Everyone in the Fish Dynasty laughed!

Chen Zhiyu cupped his stomach: "This acting is amazing too!"

Sun Yaohuo also grinned: "The key is that the performance is really funny!"

Xia Fan: "I've seen them rehearse before, but after the official performance, I still laughed!"

Jiang Kui suddenly said: "This script was written by Chu Kuang?"

Wei Haoyun was taken aback: "Old thief Chu Kuang looks like someone who can write sketches?"

Zhao Yingge said, "Don't call the old thief Chu Kuang in front of the representative. After all, he is a good brother of the representative."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

…

The performance continues.

Shi Yan talked about the play: "It's eight o'clock now, you are eating noodles, and your girlfriend called you outside. After you finish eating the noodles, put down the bowl and run away. There are two lines: What are you in a hurry..."

Chen Feng: "I'm not in a hurry."

Shi Yan helplessly: "I said you just two lines, what are you thinking..."

Chen Feng said, "There are two lines in total, I'm not in a hurry."

Shi Yan was anxious: "I said a total of two lines, what do you think..."

Chen Feng: "Yes! I'm really not in a hurry, Director!"

Shi Yan's roar from helplessness to excitement to the best blood pressure rise, finally explained to Chen Feng.

According to the plot, after a rehearsal, Chen Feng ate a bowl of noodles again, which was particularly comfortable.

The rehearsal is over.

Shi Yan: "How do you feel?"

Chen Feng: "It tastes good!"

Shi Yan: "I'm asking how you feel here!"

Chen Feng: "Full!"

Wow!

The audience is so happy!

Someone yelled out: "Okay!"

Countless applause!

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!

…

In a media studio, a reporter held a tablet and laughed from ear to ear!

Inside the room.

A total of eight reporters worked overtime.

Everyone holds a tablet and is responsible for watching the Spring Festival Gala of Qin Qi, Chuyan, Han Zhaowei and Zhongzhou.

This way, news can be reported at the first time.

but.

When others saw the reporter laughing, they couldn't help but wonder.

"You are in charge of watching the special news about the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, right? What kind of show are you showing so funny now?"

"Sketch!"

"What sketch?"

"A sketch written by Chu Kuang."

"Chu Kuang has really written a sketch!"

Several other reporters suddenly stared: "Then what are you waiting for? Sending a press release, this is big news. By the way, who is going to perform this skit!"

The reporter said: "Shi Yan Chen Feng, hahahahahahahaha!"

See the wonderful place again!

The eyes of the other reporters widened: "What a hot news, you are still laughing, writing and posting!"

Eh?

The reporter finally eased his mind, but after hesitating, he said, "Wait when I finish reading it and wait until I finish it, it should be over soon!"

Several reporter colleagues: "Really so funny?"

This person nodded: "Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala is so exciting, the top hosts of eight continents..."

Colleague: "What!"

You know how silly watching the Spring Festival Gala, how many big news you missed!

…

On TV.

The sketch is in the late stage!

The burdens that have been laid have erupted!

In order to make this scene well, Chen Feng ate the third bowl of noodles.

He is already a little braced!

Shi Yan: "Be more natural in acting, don't feel like filming!"

Chen Feng: "Just want to... don't feel it?"

Shi Yan: "Okay, start shooting, eat noodles!"

Chen Feng: "Suck and suck!"

Shi Yan: "Say, say, say lines!"

Chen Feng finally swallowed the noodles in his mouth and waved his hand: "No feeling!"

Roar of laughter!

This time the burden is loudest!

It’s not that the laughter itself exploded, but the whole emotion has been laid here, so this line is especially funny!

But this is the end.

When rehearsing the noodle-eating section again, a similar scene happened.

Shi Yan: "Talk about it, Ci!"

Chen Feng: "Ci'er!"

Shi Yan: "Lines!"

Chen Feng: "Lines!"

These bowls of noodles directly broke Chen Feng, and he started talking nonsense!

And this time.

The plot has entered the finale, and it is also the biggest climax!

The last bowl of noodles.

Chen Feng wanted to fish less.

Shi Yan picked up the bucket directly and poured it all into his bowl!

Chen Feng is about to cry: "Don't stop being a director, how can you eat this!"

Shi Yan: "Hold on a little longer, we can finish the filming in one minute, all departments prepare, let's start!"

Chen Feng looked at the noodles with a pained expression.

This product is terrible. It happened to have not eaten anything for a while, and for a while, it looked triumphantly, and it was in stark contrast to the way it was eating now.

"Eat, eat, eat!"

"Sucking..."

"Talk, talk!"

"What are you doing... Hiccup... You... Hiccup..."

Chen Feng couldn't stand it anymore!

He is hiccuping!

At this moment, the audience can't stand it!

The audience cheered and laughed while applauding: "Hahahahahahaha!"

…

tribe!

Blog!

Circle of friends!

It's all exploded!

This sketch is layered layer by layer, and the final effect is beyond everyone's imagination!

"Hahahahaha!"

"I laughed until my stomach hurts!"

"As expected of Chen Feng and Shi Yan!"

"This is the best sketch they have ever worked together!"

"The performance without physical objects is too powerful!"

"The artist's skill and acting skills are all on stage!"

"It's best if Teacher Chen Feng hiccups and talks. It's really exactly the same as the person who has eaten up. I start to feel that it's up!"

"Five bowls of noodles, such a big bowl, absolutely!"

"The performance is good, and the book is good, who can believe that this is a sketch written by Chu Kuang?"

"Yeah, I almost forgot about it!"

"This Nima turned out to be a book written by the old thief Chu Kuang?"

"I served it!"

"Old thief Chu Kuang is too abnormal!"

"I always thought that old thief Chu Kuang was best at making people cry, but I didn't expect this guy to make people laugh!"

"Well, it's okay, this old thief wants to use the happiness he brought me tonight to offset his previous debts!"

"For those who celebrate the New Year, don't care about this old thief, and give him two words: Happy New Year!"

…

During the Spring Festival Gala, the skit is always the highlight!

Qin Zhou's sketches appeared earlier than those of other continents!

Plus Chu Kuang's gimmick!

Coupled with the fame of Chen Feng and Shi Yan!

The audience attracted by this sketch is undoubtedly huge!

Nakasu.

Bluestar ratings monitoring center.

A staff member's gaze changed: "Look!"

Swish!

Several staff members approached, and their eyes changed!

"this!"

"How can it be?"

"Rising too fast, right?"

"What show did they show?"

"It shouldn't be a specific show, or that a show is just an incentive."

"What really caused this result was probably the word-of-mouth effect."

"Even so, the ratings are rising too fast!"

On the screen of this staff member.

Qin Zhou's ratings, the broken lines are always rising, the range is getting more and more exaggerated!

…

Chuzhou.

A certain young man is making a call.

"My dear, let's hang up on the phone, let's watch the Spring Festival Gala first, okay?"

"Are you not in love with me anymore, you would rather watch the Spring Festival Gala and not accompany me!"

"I don't, I'm sharing the Spring Festival Gala with you!"

"Then me or the Spring Festival Gala, which one do you think is more important?"

"Of course it's you!"

"You compare me to the Spring Festival Gala!"

"You have nothing to end!"

"Not only do you compare me to the Spring Festival Gala, you are also fierce to me!"

"piss off."

The young man hung up the phone, too angry.

Two minutes later, he suddenly laughed when he watched "Eating Noodles", hahahahahahaha, forget all your worries!

Women will only influence me to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

…

Han Zhou.

Someone smokes on the balcony.

Suddenly someone downstairs shouted:

"Brother Li?"

"Pharaoh?"

"Come out to smoke at night?"

"Well, I'm in a bad mood, I quarreled with my wife."

"Call my sister-in-law to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

"I am not interested in the Spring Festival Gala."

"That's why you haven't seen Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala!"

"what?"

"Look at the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, it's more interesting than smoking boring cigarettes here. If I have nothing to do, I will spend more time with my children. We will watch the Spring Festival Gala together with my family!"

"Really?"

"Trust me, this Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really exciting!"

…

Yanzhou.

Someone knocked on the bedroom.

A voice came from inside: "Dad, what's the matter, playing games!"

Dad: "Come out to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

Son: "Where can there be games in the Spring Festival Gala?"

Dad: "Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala is more interesting than games!"

There is no sound inside.

After a while, the door opened.

Dad smiled and said, "Why don't you continue playing games?"

The son curled his lips: "A guy hung up and said he was going to watch the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is good?"

Dad Nuzui: "It's really good-looking. It was just a sketch. It's very exciting. You missed it. I'm going to sing now. But the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was organized by Xianyu, and the quality of the songs is pretty good."

The son sighed: "I think the Spring Festival Gala songs are very boring."

The words just fell.

Fei Yang's voice suddenly came from the TV:

"My enthusiasm is like a fire

Burned the entire desert

I will hide from me when the sun sees

It will also be afraid of the fire of my love

I will never be lonely with the desert

Full of youthful flowers

I'm singing loudly, you're softly and

Revel in the little love river in the desert..."

This song is exciting!

Too much in line with Yan Ren's aesthetic!

The son and dad looked at each other, shaking their bodies in excitement, and their chin followed the melody back and forth!

…

Sharing is human nature!

This is the reason for the word-of-mouth effect!

Countless audiences who were conquered by the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala began to call friends and friends!

Wow!

One pass, ten pass, hundreds pass thousands!

Friends to friends of friends to friends of friends of friends to friends of friends of friends!

Circulate!

The audience of Qinzhou TV Station is getting more and more!

The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are getting higher and higher!

"Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so exciting!"

"Treasure Spring Festival Gala is simply!"

"I was originally a firm supporter of Zhongzhou, but now I am directly captured by Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala!"

"It's another good song!"

"The singer turned out to be Fei Yang!"

"Passionate desert, this song is suitable for Fei Yang!"

"The program arrangement is very interesting. After watching the more awesome program, I will arrange songs to sing and let everyone relax."

"I don't know how Qin Zhou's ratings are!"

"I think it should be the top three in the ratings of Bluestar!"

"The number one must be Zhongzhou."

"Zhongzhou No. 1 has no suspense and will not be surpassed. After all, it is the Spring Festival Gala, and the quality of the program is equally good, but I always feel that Qinzhou is more in line with my heart."

Netizens are discussing.

In the director group of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala.

Zhuang Xian got a provisional ratings report.

When seeing the above data ranking, Zhuang Xian's eyelids suddenly jumped!

Is this the ratings on all continents?

Chang An, the deputy director next to him, took a look, and then his blood pressure rose suddenly!

"How can it be!"

"Why panic, it's still early!"

Zhuang Xian took a deep breath, but he was very disturbed.

Chang An gritted his teeth: "They must have put the best shows on the front. They want to be the first to win. The six-hour Spring Festival Gala is a protracted battle..."

It is true that it is said.

However, Chang An's heart was also very disturbed.

The ratings report shows:

Qinzhou ranked second in ratings.

This is not the most terrible, there must always be someone second, and it is possible for any continent to be second!

The most frightening thing is that since the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala, Qinzhou’s ratings have grown at a rate that UU Reading www.uukanshu.com has surpassed all continents, including Zhongzhou, and its ratings have risen all the way to an exaggerated extent!

…

Qinzhou.

On TV.

"You give me a little rain to nourish my heart; I give you a little breeze to blow your flowers; the little flowers in love belong to you and me, our love is like a passionate desert..."

My passion!

It's like a fire!

Fei Yang sang hi directly!

Backstage.

Control room.

Tong Shuwen smiled.

Can this fire burn Nakasu's ass?