Full-time Artist

"Master Xianyu has any experience with children?"

"no."

"Then are you confident that you are qualified for this job?"

"no problem."

Lin Yuan's confidence is pretty good.

How difficult can children bring?

At this time, the fish dynasty had gone to the mission location.

Lin Yuan was sitting in the car heading to the kindergarten, accompanied by the director Tong Shuwen, constantly leading topics on the road.

The rest of the fish dynasty were accompanied by staff.

The staff does not need to be in the mirror, it is enough to lead the topic.

Twenty minutes later.

Lin Yuan arrived at his destination: "Beihai Kindergarten?"

Lin Yuan read the name of the kindergarten.

At this time.

The security opened the gate.

The principal of the kindergarten appeared.

This is an aunt who is about 40 years old. After looking at Lin Yuan, she urged: "You are the new teacher in our kindergarten. Come in after washing your hands. Be quicker. The children are waiting for you." ."

Variety shows have been arranged in advance.

The principal of the kindergarten has been informed by the program team:

You must treat Xianyu as an ordinary person, and don't give him special treatment just because he is a big celebrity or his fan.

Quite the opposite.

Because it is a star, the principal needs to be stricter.

Because the time for reality shows is very short, the program team hopes to let the stars experience the hardships of different industries in a short time.

It's not just kindergarten.

The work faced by other people in the Fish Dynasty at this moment will also be treated quite strictly, and it is difficult to enjoy the star aura.

Lin Yuan didn't think anything was wrong.

He couldn't even think of so much, just thinking about how to do today's work, and seriously answered: "Okay."

soon.

He entered the class.

This is a kindergarten middle class.

There are a total of twenty-five children in the class.

According to the principal, the children are all four to five years old.

at this time.

The children were chatting and chatting, and the classroom was very noisy.

"Everyone, be quiet."

The head of the kindergarten showed up and made the children quieter as soon as he opened his mouth: "I would like to introduce to you, this is our teacher Xianyu, and teacher Xianyu will teach you today.

"Hello, Teacher Xianyu."

The children's immature voice sounded.

Xia Fan said that children are not easy to take, which is nonsense. Look at these children, they are all sensible and polite.

"Hello everyone."

Lin Yuan smiled.

The principal turned his head to Lin Yuan and said: "The timetable is on the wall. You have to follow the timetable to attend classes, and we will pay your salary based on your work performance."

Lin Yuan nodded, then glanced at the timetable.

It is now 7:50, and the next hour is for indoor hobby teaching. The teacher will organize the children to cultivate hobbies.

"The rest is up to you."

The director turned and left after speaking.

The smile on Lin Yuan's face was still the same, just as he was about to speak, but the children were noisy again. They were noisier than before, and the discipline in the entire classroom was messed up:

"What kind of fish is Xianyu?"

"How many kinds of fish do you know?"

"I know big sharks!"

"I know little goldfish!"

"I know salmon!"

"Salmon is not delicious!"

"I know the big tortoise!"

"The big tortoise is not a fish!"

Lin Yuan felt like a lot of fish (Yu).

Dare to love it was the head of the kindergarten who had just taken care of these children.

As soon as the principal left, the children immediately ignored Lin Yuan.

I saw the children arguing with red ears over who knew more fish, and the majesty of the teacher Lin Yuan disappeared.

beside.

The brother in charge of the filming was all laughing.

The highlight of the kindergarten is here.

Xiucai met soldiers.

Children don't care how envious you are.

They have no concept in this area at all, and they will ignore you if they don't care.

"Everyone listen to me..."

"Everyone, be quiet..."

"Children, behave..."

"We are going to class next..."

Lin Yuan tried to learn from the principal's words to calm everyone down, but everyone was not afraid of him at all.

Even if he consciously made his tone serious, most children still talked to themselves.

There were a few honest children who wanted to take care of Lin Yuan, but they were quickly taken astray by those more naughty children.

"..."

Lin Yuan finally realized the seriousness of the problem.

It seems that being a teacher in a kindergarten is not an easy job. No wonder Xia Fan has to change jobs with herself.

Five full minutes.

He never controlled the discipline.

The photographer arranged a close-up of Lin Yuan's deflated expression.

Helpless in capitals.

It is estimated that no one would have thought that Daddy Qu's Xianyu would still have today.

Outside the classroom.

The head of the park quietly observed the situation inside through the glass, and then said with a laugh:

"Is this really good? Give a novice teacher like Teacher Xianyu to take one of the worst classes in kindergarten..."

"If you don't take it, you can fire him."

Tong Shuwen had no psychological burden, and smiled.

These children are carefully selected "naughty eggs", just to let Xianyu experience the despair that he can't experience under normal circumstances.

He thought about post-production.

Just be a semi-cartoon image of the children making trouble and Xianyu crying silently by the side.

…

what to do?

Lin Yuan is thinking about countermeasures.

The boy closest to him had already begun to dance, and said to the little girl with ponytails next to him:

"You haven't even seen a shark. The shark is so big, bigger than you!"

Let this baby be installed.

Children who have never seen a shark look yearning.

The little girl looked at the little boy with different eyes.

At this time.

Lin Yuan moved in his heart and directly chose to participate in the children's topic: "Will Teacher Xianyu show you fish?"

Eh?

The children excitedly said: "Okay!"

The little boy in the front row doubted: "Where is there a fish?"

Lin Yuan took out the chalk and said with a smile, "Master Xianyu will show you the picture."

"Teacher Xianyu lied!"

"The paintings are all fake!"

"We want to see real fish!"

The children were displeased, and looked disappointed, feeling that they had been deceived.

Lin Yuan did not speak, and simply drew on the classroom blackboard with chalk.

He has master painting skills.

Even a random painting has a good level.

Soon a cartoon version of a beautiful little goldfish was drawn by Lin Yuan.

The children's eyes widened suddenly!

It looks like this teacher drew it!

The small classroom was much quieter for a while.

Lin Yuan went on to paint, what little carp, big tortoise, or even big shark that you just talked about, etc...

Lin Yuan drew it all.

After painting, Lin Yuan found that the children were staring at the blackboard with interest, and the voice of communication became much smaller.

It finally stopped a bit.

Lin Yuan seized this opportunity and started interacting with the children, pointing to the first painting and asking everyone:

"what fish is this?"

"goldfish!"

"So smart, what about this one?"

"This is a tortoise, I have a little tortoise in my house!"

"Great, what about this one?"

"Shark, shark!"

The kid who claimed to have seen sharks just rushed to answer:

"The teacher drew a shark!"

"Then who do you know what this is?"

Lin Yuan drew another creature.

A little girl in the back row suddenly raised her hand:

"It's a dolphin. Mom and Dad took me to a dolphin show!"

"Yes, this is a dolphin, kids know a lot."

"The teacher draws really well!"

The little girl was a little bit introverted and blushed.

Lin Yuan smiled slightly: "The teacher has a friend named Shadow. He is very good at drawing. The teacher also learned this from him. Do you want to learn too?"

"think!"

"Then I will teach you to draw the simplest little goldfish first, and you will learn it as soon as you learn it. If you don't believe me, try it out.

"I, I, I, I!"

The little boy shark is the most active.

Lin Yuan nodded: "Then come up and I will teach you."

Um.

Lin Yuan never expected that one day he would use the teacher's aura to teach children to draw the simplest simple strokes.

The child studied with Lin Yuan for about three minutes.

Three minutes later.

He drew a decent little goldfish on the blackboard!

This time.

The other children are also excited. Everyone wants to draw such a beautiful picture:

"I want to learn too!"

"let me do it!"

"The teacher teaches me!"

Lin Yuan silently called out the system:

"Does the teacher's halo can only be one-to-one?"

"You can teach multiple people at the same time, but the effect will be evenly divided."

"enough."

The simplest stick figure.

Lin Yuan immediately took the children to paint.

result.

One lesson down.

The children all drew pretty good little goldfish in their notebooks!

"How did I paint?"

"Not as good as me!"

"I painted the best look!"

Four or five-year-old children like to compare with each other on this kind of thing, and they all feel triumphant after painting, and their sense of accomplishment is exploding.

at the same time.

The teacher Lin Yuan has already mastered the classroom.

…

Outside of the teachers, the kindergarten principal who has been secretly observing is extremely surprised.

The kids are not making trouble?

She smiled and said, "I didn't expect Teacher Xianyu would still paint. Learning to paint from him, the children are much better-behaved."

certainly.

Because they were all simple strokes, the kindergarten teachers were not shocked.

Adults who learn a little bit can also draw simple strokes with good results.

Director Tong Shuwen followed with a smile and said: "Ms. Xianyu works part-time in film and television creation and game design. It is normal to be able to draw, and he and the shadow are good friends. As he said, you can do this by just following the other party's lessons. ."

"This level is not low!

The principal’s comment: “Anyway, it’s better than our kindergarten art teacher.”

Tong Shuwen nodded.

In fact, he was surprised:

Under Lin Yuan's teaching, the children actually painted quite well.

If the children can't draw the effect, it will certainly not be as good as the current atmosphere.

It is purely that everyone really learned to draw little goldfish from Lin Yuan, and a great sense of accomplishment was generated, so the classroom atmosphere is so good.

interesting!

Designed the game last night.

Teach the children to draw today.

Teacher Xianyu seems to have a lot of skills. No wonder he has so many sub-professionals. It seems that this show has to dig out the various skills of Teacher Xianyu.

There are two kinds of program effects.

One is operated by Kuangxiu, crushed by various strengths.

The other is all kinds of deficiencies, which are pitted by the program group.

Tong Shuwen originally wanted to see the effect of Lin Yuan’s deflated program in kindergarten. As a result, Xianyu successfully completed the first lesson, even better than the average kindergarten teacher.

This is far beyond the expectations of Tong Shuwen.

Of course, the effect of this kind of program is also very good, even more exciting than deflated!

Because the rest of the fish dynasty should be in various deflated states at this moment, the contrast between Xianyu and Yu has a sense of freshness.

but…

This is only the first lesson.

It is not easy to take a child, and everyone who has taken a child should have a deep understanding.

See how Xian Yu is parrying behind, he turned to look at the principal and asked:

"What's the next class?"

"Play."

"what?"

"Kindergarten, isn't it just for fun?"

"How specific?"

"Play outdoors."

…

The second class is indeed outdoor play.

The teacher will lead the children to play games outdoors.

Said it was outdoors.

In fact, it is still on the small playground inside the kindergarten.

Lin Yuan led the children to the playground, and everyone quickly started chasing and fighting.

"Everyone, don't run around!"

It is an instinct for children to be troublesome.

Lin Yuan mastered the first class.

In the second class, the children showed their true shape and once again became happily forgetting about it. Two of them started to wrestle.

"Be careful!"

"Eh!"

"Big shark, how do you pull the little girl's braids!"

"Teacher, I am not called a big shark, my name is Ma Xiaotiao!"

Then you are too jumpy.

Lin Yuan felt like an old mother, nagging all kinds of things:

"Then Ma Xiaotiao, can you let everyone play games together?"

"I don't want to play games!"

Ma Xiaotiao shook his head: "It's those games every time!"

"for example?"

"Play house!"

"Throw a snowball!"

"Peekaboo!"

"The eagle eats the chicken!"

A group of children gossiping and there are quite a few types of games, but everyone seems to be tired of playing and has no enthusiasm to participate.

That does not work.

Lin Yuan wants to earn wages.

Letting everyone play around would easily cause problems and not say anything, and it would also affect Lin Yuan's performance scoring.

He must organize everyone to play games to complete the task of this outdoor class.

then.

Lin Yuan shouted again: "Ma Xiaotiao!"

Ma Xiaotiao said, "Teacher, you should call me a big shark, I think it is cooler to call a big shark!"

Lin Yuan shook his head: "The person who plays the game best can be called a big shark!"

Ma Xiaotiao was anxious: "I am very good at playing games!"

Lin Yuan followed persuasively: "Then are you good at losing your handkerchief?"

"What is throwing a handkerchief?"

Although Blue Star and the Earth are very similar, there is no game of throwing away the handkerchief in this world.

Lin Yuan said solemnly: "A game invented by this teacher is more interesting than those you used to play. Do you want to play it?"

"Play, play and win, I am the big shark!"

Ma Xiaotiao seems to be a man in the class, he wants to play, everyone wants to play along.

"very good."

Lin Yuan immediately organized everyone to play a game of throwing away the handkerchief: "During the game, everyone should sing together!"

"What to sing?"

"The song written by the teacher, I teach you now, it's very simple, learn from me..."

Lin Yuan opened the teacher's aura and sang:

"Throw the handkerchief, throw the handkerchief, and gently put it behind the kid, don't tell him, hurry up and catch him..."

This song "Throw the Handkerchief" is a classic children's song on the earth.

There are three or four lyrics in total.

Coupled with Lin Yuan's teacher aura, everyone can learn in a few minutes.

As a result, the game hasn't started yet.

A group of children sang happily.

For children, learning a new nursery rhyme is also a very fulfilling thing.

A child has made up his mind:

I went home tonight and showed off to my parents the little goldfish I drew and the song I just learned!

Now everyone's eyes looked at Lin Yuan more approved.

This teacher is so fun!

With this recognition, everyone began to listen to Lin Yuan's words.

"Okay, now the whole class is in a circle, close your eyes, Ma Xiaotiao, you take this handkerchief and walk around the circle, you can secretly throw the handkerchief behind one person in the middle, and other people pay attention to check behind them and find If there is a handkerchief behind you, immediately pick up the handkerchief and chase Ma Xiaotiao, and shoot him if you chase him. Ma Xiaotiao, you must try your best to run around and sit down on the seat of the lost person. If you are photographed, you will lose..."

Lin Yuan talked about the rules of the game for throwing away the handkerchief.

A nursery rhyme that no one has ever heard;

A game that Blue Star has never played before!

Soon, the children were playing, this is a very interesting little game, even if you sit all the way, everyone will not get bored.

Everyone has a sense of participation.

This outdoor class is lingering in laughter!

…

far away.

Tong Shuwen was dumbfounded again.

The principal of the kindergarten also stared blankly.

They thought it would be difficult for Lin Yuan to keep the children's playful heart in this class.

The result is another "unexpectedly"!

This envy fish has too much flower work, right?

People don't like to make games, so he designed a small game for everyone to play?

In order to promote everyone's interest, UU reading www.uukanshu. com, he also compiled a nursery rhyme called "Throw the Handkerchief" for this game?

Nursery rhymes.

Games.

In fact, these are not really remarkable things for Xian Yu.

He is Qu Da, is it not easy to write nursery rhymes?

He is also a game designer, and it is not difficult to design a small game. Although this small game is different from a computer game, it is still a game.

The real problem is...

Lin Yuan received this task temporarily!

All Xianyu's performance as a kindergarten teacher is on the spot!

Why can he play so well?

The program team originally wanted to take pictures of Xianyu in front of the children, all sorts of frantic and heartbreaking scenes.

result…

Xianyu has been showing!

It seems that the task of the program team can't trouble him at all!

Tong Shuwen can see clearly, the director of the school gave full marks to Xianyu's performance in these two classes!

Fortunately.

Although Xianyu's performance is contrary to the original intention of the program group, but in terms of program effects, it has become even more exciting.

"What's the next class?"

"music class."

"..."

Good guy, let Qu Dad give music lessons to kindergarten kids?

Playing a game can compose a song for you on the spot that is very popular with children. Will it be difficult for kindergarten music lessons?

Needless to say.

The next class is to send sub-questions.

Unless professional players are prohibited from participating!

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ps: The new book "This star wants to retire", which is dedicated to the top classmate of kindergarten, knows that it is entertainment by the name. It must be very good-looking. Apart from short and not as handsome as me, this person is pretty good in other aspects. There is a through train.

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