Fox Fairy Matchmaker: I am practicing double cultivation as a cook and fairy in Tushan

"Yingying, wake up, don't sleep! there's movement!" The

two spent three days in the maple forest, although there was some wind and food, but the feeling of the two of them making a campfire outside the woods at night only added a touch of emotion.

"Brother Jiang, what's wrong?" the

sleepy-eyed Jiang Wuying stood up, and it seemed that she hadn't come back to her senses yet.

"There's movement by the river! Maybe those two puffer fish spirits have come ashore!"

"Hmm, let's go, let's go and have a look."

The two men ran quickly towards the river, and when they reached the last maple tree, they both stopped, and they all shrank behind the maple tree, and only their two heads were exposed and looked up and down at the river.

The silent river first caused a ripple, and then the ripples grew larger and larger to form a large whirlpool, and two figures, one large and one small, slowly emerged from it.

After the two figures came ashore, the two of them saw the faces of the two monsters clearly, covered with spikes, and if they were far away, they might think they were hedgehog spirits or sea urchin spirits.

"Siha~, father, it's so cold here, I still like a milder place, and the salt in this river is too low."

"If it weren't for our demonic powers, this cold place and bad salinity would have killed us both."

The relatively small puffer fish demon has been complaining about the big puffer fish demon.

"In the cold season of spring, it is normal to have such a cold, if it is not for the preparation of sufficient bride price for your marriage, you think Lao Tzu loves to come here."

"Even if we have demonic power, we can't go ashore for too long, and if they are discovered by those stinky Taoist priests of the One Qi Dao Alliance, we will have to explain this."

Fugu Lao Tzu said with a disgusted face.

"Stop! Is it you two monsters who poisoned this village?" Jiang

Wuying stood up with a talisman in her left hand and a sword in her right hand, and stared at the two puffer fish spirits with a look that she considered "vicious".

"Ahhh

"What are you yelling at a dog? Why did I give birth to you this waste? Your mother

is not a dog!" "This is just a human girl here, but if there are other Taoist priests, they will have already come out, and the two of us who are not even big demons are not worthy of being ambushed by others."

Fugu Lao Tzu said very calmly, in fact, he is also ready to run with his legs, once there is danger, he doesn't need to run fast, as long as he can run past his son.

Anyway, their puffer fish can give birth to more than 100 sons and daughters at a time, and it is easier to die one, and there is not so much pressure.

"Son, don't hurry up!"

Puffer fish Lao Tzu was going to let his son go up to test the water first, once the woman was awesome, he would just smear oil on the soles of his feet and sneak directly into the river.

"I ..... If I am beaten to death, how can I marry Xiaofang."

The puffer fish boy shrank back directly, ready to shrink into the river and go straight home.

"Son, if you don't go up, I will cut off your bride price, and you can marry the female puffer fish yourself!" puffer

fish Lao Tzu directly grabbed his son and threw him at Jiang Wuying.

"I.... I'll lose your mother!

" The "bodybuilding champion" puffer fish boy was thrown in the air and flipped a few times, and then a flat sand goose fell in front of Jiang Wuying.

After the puffer fish boy stood up tremblingly, he tilted his head and shot poison at Jiang Wuying's body with his fingers, Jiang Wuying also took out a few fake rune papers that had been prepared a long time ago, and the words drawn on them were not charms but Jiang Chenxu's name at all.

A few pieces of rune paper were corroded by venom in an instant, and Jiang Wuying ran to the other side of the river with a slightly exaggerated "scream".

Originally, he had just become a little demon for ten years, and his IQ was not high, and when he saw that his son with such a dish could abuse the female Taoist, he was directly ready to catch up with his son and show his hand, only to hear him shout: "Let go of that woman, let me come!"

Forced by his own Lao Tzu's obscenity, the puffer fish boy floated on the surface of the river and watched him and the woman fight at the foot of the mountain.

"Waste woman, try Lao Tzu's stinger!" After

the puffer fish Lao Tzu roared, his body began to expand rapidly, like a humanoid leather ball, and the thorns on his body fell off the "leather ball" and shot towards Jiang Wuying.

"Wind, rise!"

Looking at the hundreds of stingers in front of her, Jiang Wuying picked up a gale talisman, and after the talisman paper was burned, a gust of wind blew towards the stinger, and the attack and defense changed shape in an instant, and the stinger shot at Jiang Wuying was directly blown off, and the stinger that had a beginning and an end would go back to where it came from.

The puffer fish Lao Tzu was frightened and lay on the ground, holding his head in his hands, and his body shook wildly.

Soon, the puffer fish Lao Tzu, who was covered with poisonous stingers, put his legs on his feet, stretched out his tongue, and then stopped moving.

When the puffer fish boy saw that his father had "passed away from the mountain", he was frightened for a moment, and he yelled and swam directly into the river, but Jiang Wuying was obviously faster, and the left leg magic talisman and the right leg water talisman directly ran close to the river and forced him out with a sword.

"I don't dare anymore! I won't marry Xiaofang anymore!"

"Hmm, your father died at my hands, don't you want to avenge him?"

Jiang Wuying knew that the puffer fish Lao Tzu was not dead at all, but she still wanted to ask why the "big filial son" in front of her left so simply.

"From now on, I will cut off the father-son relationship with him! Since he is no longer my father, I naturally don't need to avenge him anymore."

The puffer fish boy took it for granted, and didn't feel that he was wrong at all.

On the other side, the puffer fish Lao Tzu, who was covered with stingers, began to tremble with anger, as if the corpse had changed.

"This old guy gave birth to more than 100 children at once, and now he has a hundred children who have become demons, and there are countless people who have not become demons."

"Because this old guy has a lot of children, so he is not good to us, after all, there is a son who died and a bunch of sons, and this time he died, we just happened to be liberated!" said

the puffer fish boy, still chattering on the side.

"Ahh

"That's enough! Miss Ben doesn't have time to watch you fight, but it's an indisputable fact that you poisoned the whole village, and as for how to punish you, I have to discuss with Brother Jiang."

Jiang Wuying waited for the two puffer fish demons to cross the river, and called Jiang Chenxu over, and the two of them went directly to the village chief's house with the two demons, and when they saw the two puffer fish demons, the little old man on the bed was almost frightened.

After waking up the village chief with all their might, several people discussed for a long time, and finally prepared to give the two monsters a chance to atone for their sins.

"You.... What did you give us?!"

"Ahhh

"What you are fed is a very poisonous, very poisonous poison, and when you have a seizure, you will feel tightness in your chest and shortness of breath, and finally you will suffocate."

"I have already handed over the antidote to the village chief, and he will give you the antidote every month, and you have to protect this village for a hundred years."

Jiang Chenxu said slowly to the two of them.

"Quick... Give me the antidote! I can't breathe."

"Yes, yes, no matter what the conditions, we will agree! As long as you immortals spare our lives."

After hearing the words of this strange father and son, the village chief trembled and handed them two pills, and after taking it, the two demons instantly showed a comfortable expression.

"Village chief, you can't oppress them too much, and you must be careful that they and your jade will be burned."

After sending the two monsters away, Jiang Chenxu said to the village chief with a cautious face.

"Don't worry, benefactor, I know that every month I will give them enough wages, and no one in our village dares to yell at these two monsters,"

the village chief nodded and said.

A few days later, under the eyes of the whole village, Jiang Chenxu and Jiang Wuying embarked on a journey again.

"Sister Yingying, I'll miss you often!" Awen

shouted in a childish voice as he waved his hands desperately in the crowd.

"Don't worry, I'll definitely come back to see you in the future!" Jiang

Wuying's voice gradually came from afar, causing the bodies of the two puffer fish demons in the crowd to tremble uncontrollably.

"Brother Jiang, what are you feeding those two monsters?"

"A small pill made of bitter ginseng".

"Ahh

"As for what the village chief fed them, they were small sugar balls made of maple sugar, and eating sweets would make people feel happy, so those two monsters would show a comfortable expression."

“.........."。