Fox Fairy Matchmaker: I am practicing double cultivation as a cook and fairy in Tushan

"The world is declining, morality is declining, these two people at the door of this Huajia restaurant have done such a depraved thing in broad daylight!"

"Get out, old man, you don't like to look at me, I like to watch, I think these two little brothers are in good shape, they look quite sturdy, and they dance with a different flavor, I like it."

"Although my old man is over 70 years old and his eyes are a little dizzy, I can still tell that you are a man."

"What's wrong with the man? Can't the man pursue true love!? old and stubborn!" Early

in the morning, there were a bunch of people around the door of the restaurant watching Lang Bei and Wei Jian dancing there, these two people danced all night, the more skilled they danced, the more intoxicated they became, as if this pole dancing was tailor-made for the two of them.

Usually, if the restaurant is open, all the customers outside are rushing in, but today no one enters, and those who love to see and don't like to see are all crowded at the door.

"I'm grass, just look at it, don't touch my ass."

"That's it, and those who say that we are bewitching and charming, and I don't like to see you go into the house, what are you throwing rotten eggs for? Huh? Not to mention that this stink is really fragrant."

Lang Beiwei Jian and the two of them were surrounded by the crowd, and they almost lost their bodies, and there were salty pig hands touching their bodies at every turn, and their buttocks, backs, and thighs were all damaged.

"Huh, how do I feel that the dance between the two of them contains some Taoist rhyme that I can't tell?"

An old color critic looked at it and found that something was wrong, and even ran to a peach tree that Zhao Yi had just planted a while ago to practice.

"I'm grass, brothers! This dancing horse has a miraculous effect! I feel that the waist disc that has plagued me for many years has improved a lot, and my physique seems to be improving."

As soon as they heard the words of this old critic, all the people and demons present laughed, and they all felt that that person's brain was as big as a toothpick and a little abnormal, but there were also a small number of people and demons running on the peach tree and preparing to give it a try.

"Wo noisy, old horse, old cow, come quickly! I really feel that my physique has strengthened a little!" A

knife sheep spirit said loudly to two good friends, the monster itself has a strong physique, and after dancing a pole dance, it actually became a little stronger, which directly made this knife sheep spirit ecstatic.

"Come on, old king, this "dance skill" has the greatest effect on us human beings, and I feel that I am no longer the same person I was just now!" a

sixty-year-old man danced the peach-tree pole dance vigorously on the peach tree, and shouted to the seventy-year-old man who felt that this dance was immoral.

Then I saw the peach grove at the entrance of the flower planter's restaurant, a peach tree in the hands of the people (demons), Lang Bei and Wei Jian were dancing there like the leader, the two of them jumped a step, the people and demons on the peach tree jumped a step together, the scene was quite shocking, no one entered the restaurant, but one by one the people and demons were all scratching their heads on the peach tree, showing off coquettishness.

After the pole dance, the two danced to dance youth and colorful sunshine, and a group of people behind the buttocks and demons stiffly did all the chest expansion exercises, stretching exercises and kicking exercises, and the radio gymnastics for primary and secondary school students directly became the radio gymnastics for the middle-aged and elderly.

"It's cool! After these sets

, I feel like I'll be able to show off five more bowls of rice in a while!" "It's not just cool, old man, I feel that after this trip of muscle and bone activity, my lost youth is back! I'll go find a wife in a while!" "

After doing gymnastics, the seventy-year-old Wang Tou directly felt like a new life, and threatened to be a groom every day. Change the bride every night, as if it was not him who just scolded, if anyone dares to say that this pole dance is immoral, the old king must take the lead in charging and incarnating as a Zu'an madman.

"Boss~, you see that there are no guests coming today, or let's kill two more sets, and I will definitely win the next one."

Cuiyu Xiaotan said with dark circles under her eyes, she didn't win last night, if it weren't for Zhao Yi to stop her, she would be able to fight from eight o'clock in the evening to seven o'clock in the evening.

Hearing Jade Xiaotan's proposal, the rest of the demons with dark circles raised their heads one after another, looking at Zhao Yi with a longing expression, they were all focused on the Three Kingdoms Killing, and they didn't have the heart to work.

I have to say that this thing is indeed developing intelligence, and as soon as they commit card addiction, they have to fight wits and courage with Zhao Yi to play secretly, and their IQ is really increasing day by day.

"No, it's work time, don't even think about it."

Zhao Yi pestled his head in the kitchen window, and when he got downstairs in the morning, he saw that these employees were all wearing dark circles under their eyes, and he didn't know that they thought they had collectively painted a smoky makeup, and these employees added to him to block it, looking at the empty tables and chairs, there was no "God" today.

Zhao Yi has already begun to wonder if his cooking skills have declined, or if the customers have become more demanding.

"Since there is no one, I'll go and call Lang Bei and Wei Jian in, it's strange and lonely standing outside."

Zhao Yi sighed and walked towards the gate, ready to call back the two people who were still standing guard outside the door.

"Lang Bei, Wei Jian, you ..... What are you doing

!" As soon as the door was pushed, Zhao Yi was directly stunned by the scene outside the door, and he was still thinking about how his family's flower planting restaurant suddenly became a flower planting family university for the elderly, how could a group of people put this dance on hold, when did the flower planting peak become a square dance gathering place?

"That's the peach tree I just planted a while ago! Give it to me! Be careful Honghong to clean you up!"

Zhao Yi roared with a dark face, and the people and demons on the tree who were scratching their heads and posing saw that Boss Zhao was coming, and they all ran down.

"You guys jump, I don't object, but don't jump on my peach tree, if I find anyone jumping on the tree, don't blame me for blacklisting him."

"Rest assured, boss, we will never jump on the tree again".

"That's right, that's right, we won't dare next time, next time we'll bring our own tools."

A group of people and demons all surrounded Zhao Yi and ran towards the restaurant around him, it was time to eat something to replenish his body after being tired for so long.

"Huh, why does this dog thing have dark circles under his eyes and don't wear sunglasses?"

"The two waiters also have dark circles on their faces, why are the employees of the Flower Planting Restaurant all having dark circles on their faces today?".

"I know! There is only one truth, and that is that they opened the silver party last night!".