Football: God-level midfielder, Messi begs me for naturalization

Barcelona.

Sports director Robert is leading several foreign journalists on a tour of Barca’s Museum of Honor.

He tells the story of each trophy.

Drip.

The phone rang suddenly.

In front of the reporters, he pressed the answer button.

On the other end of the phone, Harvey’s voice came out.

The reporters were overjoyed.

Harvey! He is the soul of The Barça Transmission!

He is a legendary midfield master who can go down in history!

“Robert, that advice I gave you last time… River Plate, he has joined Atletico Madrid! ”

Robert frowned: “Atletico moves so fast? I had planned to ask River Plate for a quote today! What is the name of the river plate boy? ”

Apparently, he didn’t take it to heart.

On the other end of the phone, Harvey’s slightly regretful voice came out: “Zhu Tian…”

Several reporters looked stunned!

This is big news!

River Plate youngsters who can make Barca and Atletico compete at the same time?

…

Yanguo.

Early morning.

Countless fans just got up.

You’ll see the news in your phone’s notification bar.

In 2013, the mess of app tips was like a cowhide fresh advertisement.

It’s just that, this morning, they all popped up with the same news event:

“Atletico Official Announcement: Chinese teenager Zhu Tian joins! 》

“The most sincere “door-to-door signing” in the history of Atletico! 》

“Atletico Sporting Director declares: Zhu Tian is an important puzzle piece for the club to win next season! 》

The whole network was shocked!

Zhu Tian?

The Chinese of the Blue Eagle Country who violently beat Wu Xiaofan and was banned by the Football Association?

Joined La Liga powerhouse Atletico Madrid!!!

Or the two vice presidents came to the door in person!

The big puzzle to win?

You know, Atletico two years ago, after Simeone took over! Makeover! The oppressive power of terror is revealed.

In La Liga, against the peak dream of Three Barça, against The Mu style Real Madrid, there is no disadvantage!

In Europe, they have beaten a number of established clubs!

It can be said that atletico are now the top powerhouses in Europe!

For a time, Yanguo netizens commented frantically:

– [Is today April Fool’s Day?] 】

-【Awesome!】 Zhu Tian! Went to play in Europe! Or La Liga! Can compete with Messi and C Ronaldo! 】

– [Mad! What does the FA do to eat! Ban such good players! 】

– [I recognized your ID, you were black before, it was so dark!] 】

-【Are Atletico famous?】 I haven’t heard of Barca and Real Madrid! It’s the real giants! 】

-【Zhu Tian is of Chinese descent in the Blue Eagle Kingdom!】 Not a real Yanguo person! 】

-[Yes, not joining Barca, Real Madrid, Manchester United!] What’s there to blow! 】

Followed by.

Another piece of news has sprung up on the hot search!

“Barca: Intentional River Plate Youngster Zhu Tian, we are one step too late! 》

In this newspaper, Barca sports director Robert said: Xavi has given the club a proposal to introduce Zhu Tian, but unfortunately, Atletico completed the signing at the hour of the opening of the Summer Window in La Liga.

Barca was one step too late.

…

As soon as this news came out, it instantly detonated the whole network!

If atletico and Spurs are said to be silly, netizens who don’t watch the ball will be stupid and confused!

But Barca and Real Madrid! The popularity is too high!

Now even giants like Barcelona are lamenting that Zhu Tian has not been able to join!

Served!

The bar elves are served!

Kuroko obeyed!

How else can it be black? What else can I do?

Suddenly, I couldn’t find the black dots and bars!

-【If Wu Xiaofan can become a genius, I hope that the players of Yanguo will take turns beating him again!】 】

-[I confirmed the authenticity, Barca’s news was issued by several well-known authoritative newspapers at the same time, and there is no false rumor.] 】

-[Now that I think about it, those reports of Black Zhu tian are all issued by pheasant media and public accounts!] 】

-【As far as Wu Xiaofan’s quality is concerned, beating him a hundred times is not excessive!] Why was Zhu Tian expelled? 】

– [Brothers! Follow me and storm the official website of the Fa Association immediately! 】

– [Attack a fart!] When you first scolded Zhu Tian for cheating money, it was you, and now when you see Zhu Tian joining La Liga, your attitude has changed dramatically? 】

….

Mission Hills City.

Inside a mansion.

Wu Xiaofan was aggrieved: “Dad, can you also operate me to Real Madrid?” Bayern can do it too! Zhu Tian joined Atletico and the fire spread all over the net! He’s only a little bit higher than me. ”

Hear that.

Wu Dabao sighed helplessly: How is it that his son is not like his own child, and his IQ does not follow him at all.

Working to Real Madrid? Bayern? This kind of dream can also be said?

It’s getting stranger and stranger!

He drilled camp for most of his life, and finally climbed to the position of the leader of the national football team.

How to give birth to a son with such a low IQ.

When the news of Zhu Tian’s joining Atletico reached his ears.

He was shocked for a long time.

But it is more painful: it is sad that Zhu Tian is not a registered player of Yanguo, and the Football Association cannot get a transfer adjustment fee from it.

We can not underestimate these bits and pieces of cost items, five years after implementation, the Football Association has collected 1.8 billion.

Wu Dabao flipped through the comment area of netizens.

Shocking.

Not by vibrating:

“Son, you haven’t been out lately.”

“It doesn’t matter, in two years, when you are in the national football squad, even if you only score a goal for Yanguo, you will become a star even hotter than Mero!” Those netizens will worship you as a god! ”

“Zhu Tian has already been banned by Yan Guo, no matter how he tosses, can he still play the World Cup with Messi?”

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