Film and Television: Became a Godly Housekeeper from the Stubborn Owner of the Capital

　　Jiang Biyun took the lead: "Others are okay! It's just that the lighting in the cave is a bit poor, and it's a bit dark in the daytime! And the most important thing is that I didn't light the lights, I used kerosene lamps, which means that we have to pay for it every month. kerosene!".

Chapter 94

　　For children in Sijiucheng, there is no electric light, this is the most unbearable problem.

　　When I go to the toilet in the middle of the night, I have to look for a match to light a kerosene lamp, but I can't touch it at once or twice.

　　Zhang Ran understands this deeply. For someone like him who came from later generations and was surrounded by various electronic devices, it is very unaccustomed to not have mobile phones and computers, and now even the lights are completely gone.

　　It's really worse, it's completely over!

　　After Jiang Biyun finished speaking, another female educated youth said, "I just checked that there is a shortage of water resources here, so I have to choose the water to eat, and then store it in the water tank. I don't think I can take a bath often!"

　　The last female educated youth said, "I really can't accept that the pot stand is connected to the kang. Sleeping on the kang is like sleeping on the pot stand. It makes me feel like a fish, ready to be fired at any time!"

　　Ladies first, after the female educated youth finished speaking, it was finally the male educated youth's turn.

　　Zheng Tong laughed and said: "My feeling is that Chang Zhishu is too unfair to us female educated youths, you see, we male educated youths are two people in a cave, why are female educated youths three people in a cave, so crowded Ah, I feel sorry for the three female educated youths, why don't I carry forward my good morals and exchange with which female educated youth?

　　"Zheng Tong, you are really splendid!" Zhang Ran stretched out his hand and nodded to Zheng Tong, he really convinced this grandson, is it because he is wearing glasses and his hormones are so strong that he thinks about females every day.

　　Zheng Tong raised his head, although he heard that Zhang Ran was mocking him, but he was not ashamed at all, and said cheekily: "Brothers, don't envy them, it's natural, you can't learn it!"

　　Zhong Yuemin replied: "Yes, you are a born bad person! You are bad! I remind the three female educated youths to stay away from Zheng Tong for safety!"

　　"That's right! Fire, theft, and Zheng Tong!" Zhang Ran concluded.

　　Others felt that Zhang Ran's slogan summed it up very well, so they all agreed: "That's right! Fire, theft, and Zheng Tong! Hey!"

　　Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: "I have nothing to be dissatisfied with. At most, the rations are a little short. I am worried that I will starve in the second half of the year. We are growing up, don't starve me and lose weight!"

　　Zhang Ran nodded: "Yuemin is talking about a very important issue. Secretary Chang Zhi has already received food for us from the county educated youth office, and it is piled up there! Eleven people and eight hundred pounds!" Zhang Ran pointed. (cfae) The ten bags of grain piled up in the corner of the yard said: "Don't take it seriously! Eight hundred catties sounds like a lot, but even if it is spread out, it is less than eighty catties for one person. You do the math, one person A day is calculated as forty taels, and that year it will also be [-] catties, so [-] catties is only enough for half a year!"

　　After such a reckoning, everyone realized that the food was still a long way off, and immediately became anxious. After all, the problem of eating is always the biggest problem. If people want to survive, they must first be able to eat enough.

　　Zheng Tong spun around anxiously: "Zhang Ran, what should I do then? Can't everyone eat leaves in the second half of the year? The problem is that there are very few trees in this place where birds don't shit, except for loess, which is loess, so the leaves are all I have nothing to eat, I can only eat the loess ridge outside the door!"

　　Zhong Yuemin was also worried, the taste of starvation was not pleasant.

　　When they were in Sijiucheng, they also experienced it occasionally. For example, they squandered the food bills in the first ten days of each month. At the end of the month, they could only eat and drink around hungry.

　　The problem is that this person is unfamiliar, and there is no place to eat and drink.

　　Zhang Ran thought for a while and said, "So, I've thought about it for a while, the big guy still manages the grains in a unified way, let's also have a unified purchase and sales, so as not to get into the hands of the following individuals, some people have low self-control and no planning, It's been tossed out in a few days, and then you'll have to take care of others borrowing it!"

　　"The problem is that others only have that food, whether to borrow you or not, let's borrow you, people will have to starve themselves, not borrowing it will hurt the feelings of companions, so unified management, formulate a plan, and then strictly implement it , if there is not enough food in the second half of the year, we will go out to purchase some subsidies and subsidies, and it is estimated that we will pass it. What are your opinions?

　　Zhong Yuemin nodded: "Zhang Ran said it very comprehensively, I have no opinion!"

　　Jiang Biyun also agreed: "No problem, this is the best!"

　　Others have expressed no opinion.

　　He raised an objection to Zheng Tong: "Wait, buddy has an opinion!"

　　Zhang Ran frowned: "Do you want to divide your share and manage it yourself?"

　　"No! Dude, do you think you can stop looking at me when you say that you have low self-control and no plans? You make it seem like you are referring to me. This seriously damages the image of the dude and hurts my heart. !"

　　Zhang Ran said with a smile: "It seems that you are quite able to recognize your own shortcomings!"

　　Zheng Tong defended: "You don't understand! Dude, this is called the spirit of the Wei and Jin literati, advocating nature, returning to the self and personality!"

　　Zhang Ran said with contempt: "It's not just self-indulgence and escapism! By the way, I just remembered that we haven't introduced ourselves yet! From now on, we'll be a relative who rolls around on the kang head and rolls a large pot and spoon. I don't know the name of the person, it's inappropriate!"

　　After he finished speaking, he added: "Correct, my buddy's words were a little inaccurate just now. We can only use a big pot to roll a spoon and a kang head to roll around. After all, there are lesbians, and everyone has to roll around together. That's too bold, you have to talk about your style, and don't engage in bad manners!"

　　Jiang Biyun spat: "Did you do it on purpose? If you don't correct it, everyone hasn't heard it yet. You are just playing a hooligan by correcting!"

　　Zhang Ran laughed and said, "Have you seen it? Is it so obvious, buddy?"

　　"Yes! It's too obvious!"

　　"Okay, let's start introducing myself. I'll show you how to introduce myself first! Name Zhang Ran, age 106, unmarried, measurements are about 76, 109, [-], those who have a love letter can submit it now. come up!"

　　When several male educated youths heard this self-introduction method, they all shouted: "This is good, this is good! Zhang Ran, you are so right as a teacher, you are just right, you are very popular! Let's all follow this! "

　　Jiang Biyun and several other female educated youth protested with blushing faces: "Zhang Ran, can you still have a righteous behavior? How can you introduce yourself like this!"

　　Zhang Ran smiled and said, "Okay! Our party's consistent aim is that the minority should obey the majority in democratic centralism, so let's raise our hands to vote!"

　　The faces of the three female educated youths are all green, can there still be a chance of winning three to eight?You don't have to raise your hand to know the result!

　　"Zhang Ran, can you be any more shameless?".

Chapter 95

　　The following self-introduction, although the male educated youths raised their hands to win, but they were still disappointed, the three female educated youths only reported their names.

　　In addition to Jiang Biyun, the other two are named Zhang Yuan and Wang Hong.

　　Zhang Ran came back to his senses when he heard the name Zhang Yuan, and said that this girl always gave him a familiar feeling, and it seemed that he had seen it somewhere. At that time, he met Jiang Shangwu, the stubborn master of Chengnan, at the station. That grandson went to pick up people at the station. Among the people who picked up was Zhang Yuan, who said it was his uncle Zhang's daughter.

　　Then the girl also said that one of her good sisters was going to make a promise to Zhang Ran, which scared Zhang Ran away.

　　What a coincidence, it happened here.

　　The young men coughed and sighed listlessly because they didn't hear what they wanted, and kept blaming the three female educated youth for not following the rules and not following the demonstration.

　　The three female educated youths didn't let their mouths go no matter how they ran on their words, scolding the little hooligans one by one.

　　In fact, Zhang Ran also knew that it was too embarrassing for women in this era to report the measurements. Nowadays, the style is conservative, and the hot girls like to wear loose clothes to hide their good figure, so that it will not be so obvious.

　　It's like having a good figure in future generations, wishing to wear tights and shorts to show on Douyin every day, wishing to tell the whole world that my sister is big ~ Xiqiao.

　　"Well, the self-introductions of the three female educated youths are all well done, short and concise! As for the other information of the three female educated youths, the buddies who want to know should work hard on their own. Just know what!"

　　"Hahahaha! Zhang Ran is right! But Zhang Ran, you can't join the competition, otherwise, how would you guys have a chance - a chance!"

　　"What's your name Zhang Ran? It's called Zhang Ran! Right or wrong is right!"

　　Later, the nickname for the long was born at this time.

　　"Okay, the female compatriots are finished, let's invite our male compatriots to debut!"

　　"Little brother Zhong Yuemin, a young righteous young man, 18 years old, unmarried, measurements, grass, I have never measured this, but I will strictly follow Zhang Ran's format, just 60, 90, 101, I feel the days Female classmates who are bored and want to discuss life sciences can come to me!"

　　puff!Zhang Ran almost sprayed saliva on the big stone roller. What the hell are 60, 90, and 101?Triangular body, thicker from top to bottom?Zhong Yuemin thinks he is an upside-down top?Really want to give a whip.

　　Zheng Tong was the second to say: "In the next Zheng Tong, there is a standard socialist successor who has culture, discipline, ideals and pursuits. He is eighteen years old and unmarried. If his measurements are 113 or 114, he will know the sky and the sky. Geography, I know five hundred years before and five hundred years later, any female compatriots who want to learn knowledge can come and ask me, my buddy knows everything and can’t stop talking!”

　　Zhang Ran couldn't listen to it anymore, so he picked up the pebble left on the stone roller and threw it at Zheng Tong: "Do you guys understand the measurements? Zhong Yuemin just came over with an upside-down top, and you approached the cylinder directly. Body! You think you are a club!"

　　"Hahahaha! Invert the top! Stick!"

　　Even the two parties, Zhong Yuemin and Zheng Tong, laughed wildly with everyone.

　　After laughing, they both felt a little ashamed.

　　The next five male educated youths introduced themselves in turn, at least they were quite satisfactory. Although none of the measurements were correct, at least the descriptions were basically human-shaped.

　　The five buddies are Cao Yang, Qian Zhimin, Zhang Guangzhi, Guo Jie, and Zhao Dayong.

　　"Okay, now everyone understands each other! In this way, let's make a rotation table, two people in groups, and the person on duty is responsible for cooking for the day! Those who can cook will raise your hand first!"

　　As a result, Zhang Yuan among the female educated youths would not be able to do it, and all the five male educated youths except Zhang Ran would not be able to do it.

　　Zhong Yuemin said with a smile, "Can my buddy promise not to give birth?"

　　Zhang Ran said: "Promise not to have anything? Not to have children? I said all of you can't eat food without food, you deserve to starve to death!"

　　After Zhang Ran finished speaking, he realized that it was okay to say that the male educated youths were okay, but there was still a girl here, and the girl was serious when she said this.

　　The educated youth will take Zhang Ran's words as a joke, anyway, everyone is as thick-skinned as the city wall, if you tell them seriously, they will automatically filter it into a joke.

　　This is the strength of the four-nine-city men. They are optimistic and feel good about themselves. They can respond to all the blame and take nothing to heart, so when the wheels of life's reality roll over, they will laugh To comfort yourself that Yateya is a joke in life, wipe away your tears and scold your uncle.

?? ????? ask for flowers 0 ????

　　Sijiucheng man can describe it in one word as a ruffian.

　　But this is not the case with the girls in Sijiucheng. They are very delicate, arrogant (proud) but pampered, beautiful but squeamish, with strong self-esteem and can't stand grievances.

　　Sure enough, Zhang Yuan blushed and was at a loss, and then his eyes gradually turned red.

　　Zhang Ran sighed and said, "Zhang Yuan, I didn't say anything about you just now! Don't think about it! What's wrong with a girl who can't cook? Good! It means that you have a good life, and you are blessed! Others are envious but not envious!"

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　　Zhong Yuemin and Zheng Tong rubbed their necks at Zhang Ran, scolding the duplicitous guy.

　　Afterwards, the duty schedule was arranged. Under the strong request of the educated youths, they worked according to the combination of men and women without tiring, as well as the principle of bringing the old to the new. Jiang Biyun and Zheng Tong, Wang Hong and Zhong Yuemin, Zhang Ran and Zhang Yuan In one group, the remaining five male educated youth took turns cleaning and carrying water.

　　That night, Zhang Ran and Zhang Yuan cooked a sumptuous meal, two wild vegetables, and a large pot of oil-splashed noodles.

　　After eating and drinking enough, everyone sat in the courtyard watching the stars, talked about the future, and went back to their respective caves to be the cave owners.

　　There were no tables and chairs in the cave, so Zhang Ran lay on the kang by the weak light of the kerosene lamp and wrote a letter to Zhou Xiaobai.

　　Zhong Yuemin slept on the other side, wrapped in the quilt and shivering: "Zhang Ran, why is it so cold? Didn't you say that the cave is warm in winter and cool in summer? It's just winter, and it's unbearable freezing!"

　　Zhang Ran went down from the kang, held a kerosene lamp and looked at the back of the cave, and found a large crack five centimeters wide, and all the cold wind was pouring in.

　　He called Zhong Yuemin to get up, and the two of them blocked the crack with clothes, feeling a little better.

　　Zhang Ran suddenly realized that this is a kang, which can be heated by burning wood underneath!

　　"Yuemin, walk around, don't fall asleep, get up and set fire to it!"

　　Zhong Yuemin was stunned when he heard it: "Zhang Ran, I think the people in the village are okay, so they won't burn down the village in the middle of the night, right? This is a serious crime!" Four.

Chapter 96

　　Set fire to the village? !

　　Zhang Ran himself was said to be stunned, but he said angrily: "Yuemin, you can figure it out, my buddy's brain is not exhausted, why are you setting the village on fire?"