Feng Mang

Back at the dormitory, Han Dong couldn't wait to put the wooden bucket in hot water, and the whole person sat in.

The wood exudes a faint natural fragrance, the hot water moisturizes the tired body, and the music infuses the unruly soul.

Light a cigarette, stretch out a leg, point the toe along the barrel ... What an ecstasy! Tonyma is so cool! At this moment, who has a good friend? Han Dong's neck lifted, his throat rolled, the smoke diffused down from the collarbone, and the entire chest was reddened.

Busy for a whole day, unable to stop the sleepy attack, Han Dong fell asleep before taking a shower.

At first his head was hanging down, he was still in the barrel, and his neck was raised again after a while.

I took the cell phone aside, turned off the music, and called someone, keeping my eyes closed.

Wang Zhongding just happened to be busy and saw Han Dong's phone call without thinking.

"I miss you.

"Han Dong said.

The answer given when awake was immediately overturned by the dream, and Wang Zhongding's verification method was indeed correct.

"I miss you, I miss you, I miss you ..." Han Dong started to recite the scriptures again.

Wang Zhongding could have hung up because of Han Dong's humiliating ability, he would never stop talking a few thousand times.

However, Wang Zhongding, who always liked to be chaotic, didn't hang up the phone. Instead, he took it to the elevator, got out of the office building, and walked to the parking lot ... That sentence always lingered in his ears.

The psychiatrist said that dreams are an expression of human subconsciousness.

Han Dong had an abnormal behavior today, Wang Zhongding hadn't even reached the parking lot. I thought you would stop.

And it was not a normal pause, but a self-interruption.

Han Dong quickly got his phone out of the water, but unfortunately he has crashed.

Regardless, hurry up and take a bath, sleep in my new wooden bed, new wooden bed ... Originally, Han Dong planned this way. The wooden barrel was placed next to the bed, and a bath towel was placed on the bed.

Even if he fell asleep in the bath, he would climb into bed himself when the water was cold.

In the end, he never expected that the barrel was leaking ... And Comrade Han Dong, a sleepwalking model, did not go to bed after climbing out of the barrel, but went to the bathroom to fill the barrel with water again, as if he had never soaked, lying Going in is another look.

So, the water crawled quietly to the door, and silently filled all the rooms ... by the time Wang Zhongding came down from the elevator, the water had flowed outside.

Thinking of the suicide drowning in the bathtub he had seen before, and Han Dong ’s apostasy sleepwalking level, Wang Zhongding felt a sense of panic that only appeared when his relatives were in danger.

Because he had been provided with the key to the house, Wang Zhongding smoothly opened the door and quickly walked to Han Dong's room.

As soon as he entered the door, a smell of wood came over him.

Newly-built luxurious wooden bed, wooden small square table, wooden pen holder, wooden tub bowl, wooden chopsticks, wooden toothpick ... and the big wooden bucket containing Han Dong.

When Wang Zhongding walked over, the water in the wooden barrel was gone, leaving only Han Dong naked.

Han Dong still kept his posture before going to bed. One leg was leaning, and one leg was lifted out of the barrel. The amazing length and radian were all blatantly diverting Wang Zhongding's attention.

It's a pity that the yew died so badly! You said that if you did one thing, you would even take care of your heart-and-baby baby, "Five Horses and Five Horses," and dismember it to please you.

Wang Zhongding felt the yew's aging tree rings on the barrel and felt his heart was broken.

Han Dong also held Wang Zhongding's arm, and his fiery cheek pillowed up.

Let the heat smoke for more than two hours, and finally caught the cold.

Han Dong kept tired and crooked, humming, like a curly-haired poodle.

Wang Zhongding grabbed his hair, forced his face up, and asked, "Where did the wood come from?" "It was cut from your garden."

"Han Dong said.

Wang Zhongding felt his heart was bleeding, "Who allows you to do that ?!" "You don't change the furniture for me, I can only do it myself.

Han Dong also had a grievance.

Wang Zhongding was so angry, "Did I buy you another batch of inflatable furniture?" "Let me sell it."

Han Dong also sold himself without hesitation.

Wang Zhongding's complexion can no longer be described as bad, it should be used as bad.

"Anything else?" He asked Han Dong.

Han Dong said, "There is some wood left, and it is reserved in Yu Ming's room.

Wang Zhongding felt that disturbing others to rest late at night was not very good. After all, Yu Ming was innocent, but Han Dong was enthusiastic. When he heard that Wang Zhongding wanted to watch, he stood up from a wooden barrel without saying a word, and took a bird to Yu Ming's room go.

"You get me back, put on your clothes first.

"Wang Zhongding ordered with a black face.

Han Dong waved his hand. "No, I'm always naked in the dormitory.

"You are not afraid to see others, they may not be afraid to see you."

When Wang Zhongding said, he dragged Han Dong over and asked Han Dong to wear his own pants. He did n’t wear them. In the end, Wang Zhongding could only wear them for himself. Those two long legs are grabbing the limelight.

After dressing well, Han Dongxing rushed to Yu Ming's room.

In fact, Wang Zhongding should have stopped Han Dong, but wanted to know how the yew died, so it was Han Dong who went there.

Yu Ming woke up long ago, or didn't fall asleep at all, but because he didn't turn on the lights, he didn't know the leakage.

After opening the door, Han Dong asked Yu Ming again as he experimented a few days ago: "What about the wooden bars I put in your room? Let him have a look.

"Seeing Wang Zhongding behind Han Dong, Yu Ming apparently froze a bit, but because Han Dong has passed Wang Zhongding numerous times, his current state is obviously sleepwalking.

"What wooden stick?" Yu Ming pretended to be stupid.

Actually, Yu Ming's acting skills were not clear to Wang Zhongding. From the moment Han Dong asked him, Wang Zhongding had determined that there were wooden bars in his room.

The reason why it wasn't disassembled was simply to watch the puppet show of the two artists they brought with them.

"Do n’t you pretend to be with me? I did n’t know if I put it myself? Hurry up and don't wait for me to go through it!" Yu Ming's expression of indifferent answer, "If you're fine, I'll sleep .

"Han Dong smiled prankly again," Ha ha ha ha ... Actually, I didn't sleepwalk, I played with you.

As a result, this plan quickly made Yu Ming see through.

"I'm not joking with you, I really want to sleep, please ask me to get out of the way.

Han Dong did not give up, and continued to advance heroically on the road to death.

"I know, the two of us have negotiated in advance, no matter how I ask you, you can't give it to me, right? I have told this secret, what else do you believe? Come on, let the door open , Wang is not an outsider, let Wang look at my wooden bars ... "At this moment, Yu Mingte wanted to yell at Han Dong: Are you **** tired? As a result, he hadn't yelled yet, Han Dong yelled first.

"Let ’s go, I ’ll say it again, let Kaien hear you?" Yu Ming was really interesting, and all of them came here and carried it for Han Dong.

"Go out! Get out!" Yu Ming shouted.

Han Dong is still excited, and his mouth is not good enough to get started. "Why do you give me a break, I have to take out the wooden bar today! Xiaoyin San'er, your mouth is broken and you are not a thing, I will kill you. Yu Ming's fist also waved, "Let's talk nonsense, how far to roll!" "Who are you scolding? Who are you scolding? Why am I stabbing you to believe it?" "You pump, You pump, you try one! "Seeing the dog's paw rushed to the face of others, Wang Zhongding could no longer stand idly by, and pulled Han Dong over with a strong look, looking at them both in disgust.

"Okay, I already saw it.

After that, Wang Zhongding walked straight into Yu Ming's room and removed all the wooden bars, sticks, bark, and branches from the box, cabinet, and under the bed.

Han Dong had tossed enough to go back to sleep on the sofa and slept soundly.

Yu Mingchao Wang Zhongding said, "I will pay you the money for the tree. Don't remove his furniture.

"I can't hold him a penny, but I have to move these furniture.

"Yu Ming is puzzled," Why? "The next morning, Yu Ming woke up in a scream.

"Ah ah ... why? Why did you come back to liberation? My love bed !!!" Then there was a pounding knock on the door again, "Yu Ming, you come out to me! I ca n’t trust your kid You give it a drill ... "