Famous Detective Conan: Eating and Waiting To Die

December 21, 2012 PS: I only know that my last conscious time is that day

Up to now, I still can't believe that I have traveled through it. It's unscientific. Like most first-person novels, it's generally a street scene, but in this case, I don't bother to use the third-person narrative. My own story, because I don’t have the time to spare, just like most writers, coding is for eating, but at this moment, I still write it down and talk about it, even if I have time in the future, I will be working for this great transmigrator. To write an epic, but not now, I am writing now, just not to let myself go crazy, you know, if a person does not find something to do in a lonely environment, he will die, of course crazy dropped.

As I said before, in short, I died and then lived again, so I know you want to know how I died, but I want to know how I live! On December 21, 2012, the world will end as predicted by the Mayans. . . . . .

did not come

In fact, it was a sunny day, the autumn was high, and the air was clear. In short, it was a very beautiful day.

I am Daosi, you are the reader, Gao Shuaifu is the driver, I was crossing the road and then I died like a third-rate dog blood plot. It was very flat and flew in the air for about three seconds under the impact of the Ferrari's nearly 300 mic? Still four seconds followed by a perfect head landing!

Obviously, at this time, the ideas of you guys will be shifted to the contradiction between Gao Shuaifu and Diaosi. In fact, when many people complain about this contradiction, they still hope that some people will let them regain the lost things, such as money. , such as dignity, but in fact you are wrong, pinning your hopes on those who exploit you is a very unreliable thing in itself!

A bit off topic, let’s continue to talk about my death. Many people say that before death, the brain will replay your life, including the memories you have forgotten. What I want to say is that this is true, many things, Time is like turning back at this moment. I have forgotten many things hidden in the dead corners of my memory, but I remembered at that moment.

In the end, I found that my life was so dull, just like a cute little bee, doing the thing of collecting honey every day, such a regularity, I couldn't help but sigh at the end, the unknown existence gave us life, gave us Our wisdom, which gives us the ability to think, is not for us to waste time. Of course, many people may take it for granted that life should be like this, but I, who have died once, will never think so.

Life must have its value. As for where the value comes from, everyone is different. What is the meaning of life? Maybe only God knows. When I opened my eyes again, I found that I could still breathe, and that I could still touch the world, I couldn't help but be confused. Why does the unknown existence make me live again? I've never believed in God, I've always thought of God as nothing more than a higher being who can do things we can't.

Thinking of this, I was a little hungry, so I picked up a piece of jerky, of course roasted jerky, and ate it. Although as a northerner, my taste is relatively heavy, and meat without salt tastes like chewing wax, but The hungry body still let me continue to eat. So, I am now eating and writing in a diary. I found that I like to drill into the horns very much, such as why people live, I thought about it for about 8 years, starting from high school, until the end of my first life.

Forget it, let's talk about the jerky first. Many people will differ, where does your jerky come from? The answer is that I caught a rabbit, of course, it is definitely not an ordinary rabbit, first of all, it is bigger than the ordinary rabbits that our world knows well, and then I made sure through it, I crossed, because this rabbit can spray water, Not spit, but a sticky, mist-like mist like a high-pressure faucet, what do you think?

That's right, it's an octopus, and I'm telling you, it shoots out from the anus, that is, if you chase it, it will give you a fart as it runs, I never knew where on earth Breeding rabbits would do this. After thinking that I had come back from the dead and appeared in an unfamiliar jungle area, I thought that I should have crossed it, eh, let's pretend that I have crossed it myself.

The hunger in my stomach gave me no time to think about whether this rabbit farts biologically like a squid, or is it a world of swords and magic, in fact, when you are hungry and panic, your body will tell you first. Catch this rabbit and talk about it.

Originally, as a teenager of the Chinese dynasty, it would be something to be proud of if you knew how to catch rabbits, because the Chinese dynasty was too harmonious, and so did I. Although I am not a white-faced scholar with no power, I can be regarded as a person who has never I haven't killed the existence of creatures other than mosquitoes. It's not that I don't dare, but it's completely unnecessary, so I don't have this skill, but people will explode their potential when they are hungry.

You must believe this, because I have come here. So at this moment, I am not fighting alone, my brain is overloaded like crazy, I think of a way, John Rimbaud is possessed by the soul at this moment, so I found a branch whose length and hardness meet the standard, flower It took nearly an hour to chop off the edges and corners, and then use an ax to cut out a point, so that a primitive spear came out.

Wait, I know you must ask where did your axe come from? In fact, I am a very insecure person. Carrying a weapon with me will make me feel a lot more at ease. I bought this axe in a penguin shooting game with a COSPLAY shape on a treasure, so it traveled with me. There are also notebooks and pens, and of course a mobile phone that is already a brick, and the signal is definitely not there. The power may last for dozens of days, and the domestic cottage is so domineering!

Let's continue talking about catching rabbits. With this spear, the next purpose is to find a place where rabbits often haunt, then stand on a tree and wait for the rabbit to pass by and then jump down and stab it to death. Can avoid being hurt by its poisonous fart. And then, believe it or not, I actually succeeded. There are three things you need to do.

First, wait for the rabbit to pass by, for example, put some green grass under the tree, you must know that no matter which world the rabbit is in, it will eat grass.

Second, learn to predict. When the rabbit comes, you must know that it will move, so you must predict its position. For me, who has been ranking 300 points in the LOL ladder for many years, predict me. It has been practiced like a fire.

Third, jump down, and see if you succeed.

Thankfully, I succeeded.

Then I got into trouble again.

First, is this rabbit poisonous? It's hard for you to imagine how hard it will hit you when you catch a rabbit with all your strength and it turns out to be more poisonous than a puffer fish. It's like when you lift the veil and discover that your wife is Sister Feng.

Second, how do I eat this rabbit? To be honest, I really don't know how to make fire through wood, so I was a little depressed and thought, if only I had a lighter.

Third, as a northerner, eating without salt is just like eating without chili peppers in Sichuan.

So I endured starvation and started slaughtering the rabbit. Of course, I chose a place far away from a temporary shelter I had chosen. I thought that no matter what the world, carnivores like the smell of blood, and I put The rabbit's fur, internal organs, and some messy things were placed in a more conspicuous position, and then left.

I do this for another purpose. According to Darwin's theory of evolution, if this rabbit is poisonous, no animals should be interested in these internal organs. After all, animals have a much stronger intuition than humans. Back to the place I thought was suitable for temporary living, I started drilling wood to make fire. At this time, Tom Hanks was possessed by the soul. I have seen survival on a desert island, although I did not stand at the top of the food chain like Lord Bei. ~www.readwn.com~ After about three hours, I successfully raised the fire, and then made a temporary shack with the nearby branches and huge leaves, and then went to see the place where the internal organs were placed, very Obviously God bless me, the guts were completely eaten, which gave me two pieces of information, one good and one bad.

The good thing is that rabbits should not be poisonous. The bad thing is that there are carnivores around here. Well, I sighed at the time, I love it. This is also a matter of fate. . .

In order to prevent the roasted meat, the smell attracts some messy animals, I wrapped the cut rabbit meat in leaves, then wrapped it again in mud, and threw the meat into the fire I tried so hard to light, forgot to say , I collected a lot of firewood, I think this fire should be the guarantee that I can survive.

When I was roasting the meat, I rolled a cup with leaves and drank some water in the stream next to it. Bear Grylls told us that the live water can be drunk directly. Of course, there is nothing you can do if you drink the urine of some upstream animals in a bad character.

This is what happened before. In fact, I wrote this here while thinking and writing. It was very quiet at night, and I could hear a wolf howl-like sound. It must be the one that ate the internal organs during the day. Now I'm worried again, I won't be lucky to catch a rabbit every time, in fact, I'm more worried about being eaten by a wolf, although it may not be called a wolf in this world.

Humans, it's really hard to survive without a group. The higher the civilization level, the more so. . . . .

Alright, I'm a little sleepy, so I'll write here. Maybe tomorrow morning I'll wake up and find it's just a dream and I'll be in the hospital. . . . . .

PS: Fortunately, it should be summer, not cold. . . . .

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