Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

After taking a taxi back to the foot of the mountain, Bai Xianzi carried the drunken Jiangqiao up the mountain again. The night wind blew, and Cai Gouzi's drunkenness eased a lot.

Every time you get drunk, you won't be allowed to drink next time. She complained.

When they were not lovers before, Jiang Qiao wouldn't dare touch a drop of wine with just one look from her. Now that their relationship is getting closer, they don't take her words seriously.

Heh, man.

I'm glad you're back in the white coat, what did Li Bai say, you're going to toast, don't stop drinking, hiccup...

With the smell of alcohol in her mouth, Fairy Bai wrinkled her nose: After drinking again, don't even think about having sex with me.

Jiang Qiao's eyes brightened slightly, and he turned to look at her: Yue Ling, what did you just say? Same room with...

I'm not! I didn't! You heard it wrong! Fairy Bai turned his face away forcefully, What I said was that you don't want to sleep with me tonight.

No, I want to hold you...

Kick you away.

Then hold your feet and don't let go.

... Scoundrel!

Jiang Qiao walked unsteadily, looked up at the night sky, the starry sky was bright.

It is said that in Nam Co, Xizang, if you stand by the lake and look up at the starry sky at night, you will be shocked by the vastness of the stars, as if you can touch the stars by raising your hand.

Jiang Qiao looked at her: There is a chance, shall we go and see?

Tired of watching. Fairy Bai shook her head.

He froze for a moment, he was used to treating Fairy Bai as an ordinary mortal, but he forgot that she was a fairy who lived for thousands of years, and the starry sky, which is extremely mysterious to mortals, is probably like that in her eyes .

If there's a chance, I'll take you to touch the real stars. She held Jiang Qiao's hand and smiled slightly.

Jiang Qiao's heart skipped a beat suddenly. This sentence was much more beautiful than the love words The galaxy is hot, you are the ideal in the world.

Yue Ling, I want to kiss you. He moved his mouth closer.

Go away, it stinks.

Your saliva is delicious.

Dirty! Mmm...

...

I don't know if it's because of his recent improvement in cultivation, but Jiang Qiao drank more wine this time, but he wasn't as drunk as mud like last time.

After returning home, he went straight into the bathroom, and naturally left it to Fairy Bai to get a change of clothes.

Cookie dog, I brought you pajamas.

The bathroom door opened suddenly, and she froze for a moment, seeing Jiang Qiao who was completely stripped before her eyes.

you……

Jiang Qiao blinked, stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms, then closed the door.

The warm water from the shower poured down, and Fairy Bai was still a little dizzy, thinking that Jiang Qiao was just playing hooligans with the help of alcohol like last time, but he didn't expect that he would not act this time.

The long skirt on his body was soaked by the water, and the curves of his beautiful figure were vividly displayed. He looked at Jiang Qiao a few times, and his face turned red instantly.

She turned around and twisted the doorknob to make a gesture to go out, but Jiang Qiao was one step ahead of her and stood in front of her.

Don't go out, let's wash together, okay? With the help of Jiu Jin, he went to hold Fairy Bai's hand.

The bathroom was steaming hot, Jiang Qiao looked like he was drunk, and his face was getting redder and redder.

You... get out of the way!

No.

If you don't let me, I'll slap you to death! The tone turned from embarrassment into anger.

Then shoot me to death.

Jiang Qiao straightened up, took her hand and placed it in his heart. He was obviously an old married couple, but sometimes they still treat each other with respect. Couples always need more fun, and he felt that he should take this step.

Do you really think I dare not! She said through gritted teeth, cracking her knuckles, this guy is really shameless.

Ah... I was killed by Yue Ling's anger. Jiang Qiao stuck out his tongue and twisted his head, standing where he was and pretending to be dead, but he refused to budge.

Fairy Bai was so angry that she wanted to laugh, she tugged at that thick skin, and said angrily, What do you want to do, stop making trouble, okay?

I just want to take a bath with you and rub each other's backs. He said seriously.

...

She suddenly realized that this guy was not joking, but for real.

Yue Ling, she's almost ten thousand years old, so she won't be thinner than me, right?

Are you thick-skinned? You are obviously shameless! Now she almost has the urge to bite him to death.

She didn't dare to cast a random glance at all, but she saw his strong chest from the corner of her eye, and the water droplets kept slipping off her body, and she suddenly felt a little dizzy.

What's wrong with me...

Hehehe, everyone is an adult now. It's not like you haven't seen my body before. You can see that I'm not shy. Why are you shy?

Of course you are not shy anymore, you just want to see me... She suddenly stopped talking, but her face became more and more red.

If you don't want to see it, I can close my eyes. If you don't believe me, take them off. Jiang Qiao closed his eyes and even covered them with his palms.

Fairy Bai glanced at him, hesitated for a few seconds, finally sighed softly, and started to untie his belt. Hearing the rustling sound, Jiang Qiao's fingers slowly opened a small slit, and his eyes narrowed. He opened it quickly, only to meet Fairy Bai's embarrassing gaze.

Oh, close your eyes, don't you look?

...

A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, do you really think I will be fooled?

...

Fairy Bai snorted softly, but luckily she was prepared, unbuttoning the belt was just for show, it wouldn't be like in TV dramas where once the belt was untied, everything would be taken off.

Don't you want me to take a shower with you? Just wash, I'll wash with my clothes on!

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded. He didn't expect Fairy to be worse than him.

No... no one takes a bath with clothes on,

I want you to manage!

Jiang Qiao stopped talking immediately. Forget it, taking a bath with him while wearing clothes is already progress. Next time, you will have to take a mixed bath, right?

The two squeezed into the small bathroom, Jiang Qiao blocked the doorway to apply soap, while Bai Xianzi angrily untied the hair rope and began to wash her hair, but when she lowered her head, she saw something she shouldn't have seen, so she had to turn her back right.

Seeing her awkward look, Jiang Qiao wanted to laugh. Although she was wearing clothes, a wet fairy was really attractive.

Jiang Qiao suddenly took two steps forward and hugged her waist, Fairy Bai froze.

You... what do you want to do?

I just want to hug you.

You think I don't know you? I want to kiss you when I hug you. When I kiss you, I want to touch you. When I touch you, I want to take off my clothes.

Jiang Qiao was a little embarrassed. So he was already so unbearable in the eyes of the fairy.

Hmph, stay away from me.

oh……

After a while, Jiang Qiao saw Bai Xianzi pouring the shower gel down her neckline, and suddenly became very excited: Yueling, let me rub your back for you.

Go away.

Then can you help me rub my back?

How about doing a chest push for you by the way? Bai Xianzi remained expressionless.

Really? Yes, yes.

Let me look for it. Where did you put the toilet brush?

...cough, Yue Ling, I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously.

Jiang Qiao faltered for a moment. If Fairy Bai really wanted to use the toilet brush to hit his back twice, he would probably lose two layers of skin, but the most important thing was that he couldn't make it through psychologically.

After he took a shower, Fairy Bai pushed him out immediately: Go get me some clothes.

The door of the bathroom was slowly closed, and Fairy Bai locked it immediately. She let out a long sigh of relief, then took off her wet clothes, and applied the fragrant and slippery shower gel again.

Jiang Qiao walked into her bedroom, opened the closet and found a pink suspender skirt and knee-high black silk, both of which he had bought before, but Fairy Bai had never worn them.

The theme tonight is sexy, and he wants to carry it through to the end.

Yue Ling, I brought you clothes.

He knocked on the door, and soon the bathroom opened a small gap. Fairy Bai hid her body behind the door, only her head was exposed. Jiang Qiao is a ghost, so he didn't know that after he left, the fairy would definitely take his clothes off. Take off the shower.

Is it necessary? It’s not like I haven’t read it before, hehehe, Miss Heart Demon gave him a long time ago...

Give it to me, and then you can go.

The bathroom door closed mercilessly, he shrugged his shoulders, walked over and picked up Shouxi who was lying on the ground, now that the weather is hot, even cats don't like to sleep in the cat bed.

Meow~ Shouxi let out a soft cry, and then licked the back of his hand, the thorns on the cat's tongue were itchy.

Meow~

Jiang Qiao responded with a smile, then took the cat brush in the small drawer and brushed it. After brushing twice, Fu Lu also ran over to rub it.

Now is the season for cats to shed hair. Every day, a ball of hair the size of a ball can be recovered. By winter, enough hair can be saved. At that time, Fairy Bai can knit two pairs of socks with cat hair, exactly one pair for each person.

Within a few minutes, the bathroom door opened, and Fairy Bai came out wearing a suspender skirt with an angry expression on her face. Her slender legs were wrapped in knee-high stockings, and she looked very astringent even though she was wearing clothes.

Look at what clothes you brought me.

Hey, I didn't find anything else, so I just found these two. Jiang Qiao said without blushing, and now his attention was on her.

Of course Fairy Bai didn't believe it. It was a lie as soon as she heard it. Her pajamas were all neatly folded, and she could see it when she opened the cabinet. This only showed that Jiang Qiao did it on purpose.

Smelly man, he likes to engage in such fancy things.

Daughter-in-law, it's getting late, let's go to bed~ Jiang Qiao walked over to hold her hand.

Don't bark, who is your wife?

You, let's go, sleep.

I said, you drank today, I won't sleep with you.

The smell of wine has gone long ago, if you don't believe me, you can smell it?

With half push and half push, Jiang Qiao lowered his head and held her lips. After a while, he suddenly hugged Fairy Bai by the waist and walked into the bedroom.

In the dark bedroom, Jiang Qiao kissed his lips, and then slipped down. Fairy Bai grabbed his collar, recalling what he saw in the bathroom just now, his heart was pounding with nervousness.

Food dog... don't... Her eyelashes trembled slightly.

Yue Ling, you are so beautiful tonight. Jiang Qiao smiled lightly and pulled the strap aside, revealing his smooth and round shoulders.

Gentle hickeys fell on it, and Fairy Bai's taut body slowly trembled.

Don't you want to know that I have developed a step with her?

Which... which step?

The last time I crossed the catastrophe, obviously you could help me, why didn't you do it yourself?

I... I fell asleep, at that time.

Are you asleep, or are you shy?

Bai Fairy's breathing became a little short, and she reached out and grabbed the collar: I didn't understand what you said.

How did she help me solve it, don't you want to know?

hand?

No~

Jiang Qiao smiled and covered his head with the quilt. A few seconds later, Fairy Bai's pupils widened and she couldn't help letting out a very slight sob from her throat.

Between husband and wife, it is not only to have children to enhance the relationship.

...

Unknowingly, the summer passed quickly. When the weather was hot, the two stayed on the mountain and didn't go anywhere. Anyway, Fairy Peak is cooler.

The number of times Jiang Qiao crossed the catastrophe has also reached five times. I don't know if the two of them secretly discussed it. Anyway, the two of them took turns every time they crossed the catastrophe.

Of course, Jiang Qiao was the one who enjoyed the most.

Seeing that the little golden man has gradually changed from pale gold to brilliant gold, when he is practicing kung fu, his shiny golden appearance can compete with some gold leaf.

With his current physique, it is not a problem to break two road shoulder stones casually. This is real strength, not the effect that needs to be achieved by tricks in some short videos.

If he hit with all his strength, it is estimated that trees as thick as his thighs would not be able to hold him for a few punches.

Xiuxian is so miraculous. Strictly speaking, his physique is no longer that of an ordinary person in terms of various statistics.

But even so, Jiang Qiao still couldn't beat Fairy Bai, so he was very suspicious that Fairy Bai's cultivation had recovered a lot.

The renovation of the small farmyard has almost been completed. As far as the effect is concerned, both of them are very satisfied. Now they just need to wait for a while, and they can move in after all kinds of harmful substances are dispersed.

Although the toxin might not be considered a big deal in terms of their physiques, Jiang Qiao, a modern person, has been brainwashed by various formaldehyde hazards countless times, so he thinks it's better to be on the safe side.

What if it affects the child?

These are potential hazards that must be guarded against.

In addition, the videos he and Fairy Bai shot were released strictly according to the schedule of one issue per month, and they were dubbed by many fans as the lady in the dragging area. Even so, the number of fans under the account of Yue Ling is not a fairy still exceeds 200 Ten thousand.

Caigou, a director came to me today and said that my image and temperament are very suitable for the heroine of the new drama, and asked me if I want to audition.

Jiang Qiao lay on the chair and stroked the cat: Do you want to go?

In no mood.

Fairy Bai shook her head. Being a little grandma has suffered such a big impact on her life. If it becomes popular, why not be chased and photographed by paparazzi every day?

Then push.

okay.

He touched Fairy's hand lightly, and said with a smile, The entertainment industry is too complicated, and I don't want you to act.