Expedition to Forbidden Land: Play Deadpool, Teammate Stupid Oil Bottle and Sister Boer

　　"Pfft! Is Sister Bao'er so social?"

　　"The name of this move... it's too much."

　　"Lu Yan is a jerk."

　　"Sister Bao'er is just pure, not stupid!"

　　"This team is getting more and more interesting, and I've become a fan."

　　"Sister Bao'er, do you want to be so cute? It's too foul!"

　　"..."

　　Lu Yan agreed to Sister Bao'er's request for an upgraded creampie.

　　Immediately said: "By the way, Sister Bao'er, I have already tried this bone, and its hardness is similar to that of steel.

　　I'm going to make you a Qimen weapon out of bones, what do you think? "

　　Sister Bao'er glanced at the hideous arm and shook her head like a rattle.

　　"No, it doesn't hurt to hit someone with a bone."

　　Studio.

　　"Ah? I thought Sister Bao'er would say it's too ugly."

　　"Just kidding, is my sister Bao'er such an ordinary woman?"

　　"Sister Bao'er, you should say it's too ugly."

　　"..."

　　Lu Yan picked up his arm and explained, "Don't worry, hitting someone hurts!

　　You look at a row of bone spurs, do they look like serrations?If you wave it down and pull it again, a piece of flesh will fall off.

　　Then you look at this claw again, is it very sharp?At that time, all the bones are connected and fixed, and a stab is a few blood holes.

　　If you feel that the power is still small, then take advantage of the situation and turn it again, and the small hole will turn into a big hole, and if you pull it, it will become a hole.

　　In addition, let me tell you, this can also be used to dig holes, which is the biggest killer move.

　　Dig a hole, throw people into it, and then fill in water and soil according to a certain ratio, according to different dilution ratios, the soil will completely fit the body curve, and the comfort is full.

　　In this case, no matter how powerful the opponent is, it will be difficult to escape.

　　And the fluidity of the soil will slowly squeeze his body with his breathing, until he suffocates him to death.

　　Isn't this great? "

　　Listening to his description, Sister Bao'er's eyes lit up.

　　"Ah! Lu Yan! You also understand this trick of burying people with a shovel?"

　　"very nice!"

　　"I didn't expect that we still have a common language."

　　"Then... can you help me do this well?"

　　"Thank you, please, please."

　　Look at her innocent big eyes blinking.

　　A Spartan in the live room.

　　"Fuck?"

　　"Are these two poisonous?"

　　"Imagine a young girl wielding a hand bone as a weapon. It's too beautiful to imagine!"

　　"I'm going! Isn't this guy with his head covered too much?"

　　"Deceiving an ignorant girl?"

　　"How dare you say that with a shovel to bury a person, sister Bao'er, who is still so excited, is an ignorant girl?"

　　"...".

Chapter 7

　　Temporary laboratory.

　　Lu Yan had already cut off all the flesh and blood of the sea monkey's arm.

　　The bluish-gray hand bones were exposed.

　　Hard bones, ferocious bone spurs, and claws with a blue halo.

　　The only shortcoming is that there is no muscle support, and the bones of the hands are soft and drooping.

　　"It's a pity that Viagra doesn't work for this thing, otherwise it's the easiest."

　　Sister Bao'er was curious: "What is Viagra? Is it a tool?"

　　Lu Yan smacked his lips, nodded and said, "You can understand that, it allows men to have the strongest attacking weapon against women."

　　Sister Baoer covered her mouth.

　　"Really? So powerful? Did you bring it?"

　　Ah this...

　　Lu Yan scratched his head, shook his head and said, "Who is a serious person with that stuff?"

　　Studio.

　　"Bah, you don't want Bilian's stuff."

　　"Sister Bao'er, do you want to be so pure?"

　　"Shit pure, you men are all blind?"

　　"This freak is really interesting."

　　"There's a lot of talk."

　　"..."

　　Lu Yan tapped on the bones of his hand and glanced left and right.

　　Using the existing tools and materials on the ship, I started to help Sister Baoer transform the hand bone shovel.

　　After half an hour.

　　The fixed hand bone spatula is freshly baked.

　　Lu Yan waved it twice and handed it to Feng Baoer.

　　"Sister Bao'er, make do with it first, and next time you meet Sea Monkey, I'll unload one arm for you.

　　Then let's go to a blacksmith to work it out, and then find a master to consecrate it, it's perfect. "

　　Feng Baoer took the hand bone without fear at all, and waved it twice, causing the air to whistle.

　　"It's pretty easy."

　　Lu Yan akimbo: "That's a must!"

　　Sister Bao'er smiled and hung her bones next to the pocket of her overalls.

　　"This dress..."

　　"Sister Bao'er is really brave."

　　"This is a real woman."

　　"..."

　　Tuk Tuk Tuk…

　　Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

　　The person in charge of the expedition ship shouted, "You two, come out for dinner."

　　Lu Yan and Feng Baoer got up together, and when they were halfway through, he went back and picked up the stainless steel cup with the glass liner.

　　It's all filled with the blood of sea monkeys.

　　"Don't forget this, it's a good thing."

　　"By the way, Sister Bao'er, you can communicate with the program team after dinner and ask them to spend the points to buy the meat and blood we don't want."

　　Feng Baoer nodded without hesitation: "Well, I see, what about the price?"

　　Lu Yan squeezed his chin and said, "Well, if you don't bid, let them bid until you are satisfied."

　　Feng Baoer nodded: "Understood."

　　talking room.

　　The two came to the restaurant next door, and the little brother Qilin was already sitting at the dining table with a black gold knife on his back.

　　Dry rice against the plate.

　　"No, bro, you're going to eat it yourself without waiting for us?"

　　"Too unethical."

　　Lu Yan pouted.

　　Feng Baoer echoed: "Well, no loyalty!"

　　The corner of Brother Qilin's mouth twitched.

　　Finally, he pointed to the chair, and the words were like gold: "Sit!"

　　Lu Yan and Feng Baoer each sat down.

　　then.

　　Brother Qilin and Feng Baoer, including everyone else, and even countless netizens in the live broadcast room, all turned their attention to Lu Yan.