Expedition to Forbidden Land: Play Deadpool, Teammate Stupid Oil Bottle and Sister Boer

　　"too crazy!"

　　Feng Baoer sighed.

　　Enter the waiting hall from the special passage.

　　He saw the surprised eyes of Lu Yan and Duanyoupin.

　　"Sister Bao'er, are you out of the closet?"

　　"Bao'er, you were given to..."

　　The two spoke at the same time.

　　There was an unconcealed surprise on his face.

　　Feng Baoer sighed.

　　"Laugh if you want."

　　"No shame."

　　Lu Yan laughed.

　　He smiled and said, "Sister Bao'er, in fact, I think you can give it a try, maybe it will make you experience different happiness?"

　　Done.

　　He added in his mind.

　　In this case, if you get one sister Bao'er, you can get several girls at the same time.

　　Feng Baoer snorted.

　　"Women are too troublesome and will affect my speed of drawing a knife."

　　Ah this.

　　Lu Yan was dumbfounded.

　　The stuffy oil bottle said silently: "But you... are also a woman."

　　Feng Bao'er hummed: "I'm different from them. I can be brothers with you, can they?"

　　Lu Yan gave a thumbs up: "Sister Bao'er is sober in the world!"

　　The stuffy oil bottle also nodded.

　　Feng Baoer is indeed different from those coquettish J goods.

　　Fly back to the magic capital.

　　Just after returning to the villa, a group of museum experts came to the door.

　　Said to ask Lu Yan to donate the bronze plate to them.

　　What about the treasures of Zhuxia civilization and the like.

　　then.

　　They were thrown out directly by Lu Yan.

　　Literally.

　　"Ah ah ah..."

　　A scream.

　　The few professors who came to flicker rose into the air, jumped over the guardrail of the manor, and then slammed into the green bushes outside.

　　"Barbaric! Too barbaric!"

　　"What treasures can such a person, He Dehe, possess!"

　　"Damn it! He should be punished by the law!"

　　"..."

　　Several professors scolded and left.

　　Because inside the manor.

　　Lu Yan has already slowly pulled out the knife.

　　"Pooh!"

　　"WTF!"

　　Lu Yan spit out a mouthful of saliva.

　　He turned his head and said, "Stupid oil bottle, Sister Bao'er, do you know the kind of expert who might decipher the contents of the bronze plate?"

　　The stuffy oil bottle frowned, thinking hard.

　　Feng Baoer shook his head directly.

　　"do not know!"

　　Done.

　　Turn around and leave with the milkshake.

　　With this time, it is better to have something to eat and then practice Qi.

　　Decipher?

　　Anyway, behind the program group is the country, they will be able to decipher it sooner or later.

　　After thinking about it for a while, the oil bottle still shook his head.

　　"If it's something before and after the Warring States Period, I know two people, so I should be able to try to decipher it."

　　"But those two bronze plates are at least a thousand or two thousand years earlier than the Warring States period. I don't know such a person."

　　Lu Yan sighed.

　　"Forget it, I'll study and play by myself."

　　He returned to the villa.

　　Holding two bronze plates.

　　Started his own experiment.

　　Fire.

　　flooded.

　　tap.

　　Sunshine.

　　Various methods have been used.

　　But it's useless.

　　Except that the two bronze plates were blackened a little and then washed off, there was basically no change.

　　"How about a blood sacrifice?"

　　Lu Yan scratched his head.

　　Really took out the knife and splattered blood on it.

　　Blood entered the inscribed lines.

　　The bronze plate vibrated slightly.

　　Then the blood in the inscribed lines was directly shaken out.

　　Then the bronze plate continued to lie down.

　　Lu Yan was stupid.

　　"Fuck!"

　　"Is this disgusting Laozi's blood?"

　　"You're pretty smart on a horse!"

　　"Wouldn't it be the tablet of that era?"

　　Lu Yan was angry.

　　Pick up the knife and cut it.

　　But the moment the blade touches the bronze plate.

　　He still stopped.

　　This thing was obtained from the front of the statues of Fuxi and Nuwa.

　　Can't be destroyed casually.

　　He just got up.

　　Found the stuffy oil bottle.

　　Tell him what just happened.

　　then.

　　Without waiting for the stuffy oil bottle to speak, he just raised the knife and cut it.

　　Kirin blood fell on the bronze plate.

　　And then thrown away.

　　"Tsk, I didn't expect to dislike even Qilin blood!"

　　Lu Yan patted the stuffy oil bottle on the shoulder.

　　"Don't be sad, it's not your fault, it's the world that's wrong."

　　Done.

　　Leaving the boring oil bottle behind, he got up and went to find Feng Baoer.

　　with no exceptions.