Evil Child Black-Bellied Mother

  Chapter 11 Drifters' Helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (This chapter is free)

Sharp and Shen Yan, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi are doing market research on future fortune plans in Yingbin Street in Longjiang City, but the sharpness in contemplation was interrupted by a vicissitudes of life and a deep voice.

"Uh... the ground is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that a celebrity on the earth decades ago!" This old man said all words on the earth, could it be that he was as surprised as himself The earthling who has traveled here? Thinking of this, Sharp hurriedly followed the sound as she gradually approached, Sharp saw a face full of beard, under a high wall, with loose, messy hair, lazily, basking in a leisurely manner. sun.

The sloppy old man saw sharp approaching from his eyes that were so scorched by the sun, he couldn't help but flashed, and then weakly shouted: "The sky is blue, the ground is round, in the dark. We are predestined. Sister Feng cried, Sister Furong made trouble. Brother only hopes that those who are destined will arrive early. Peerless cheats are only given to those who are destined!"

   "Old man, why is the ground round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" He walked sharply to the old man and leaned forward and asked in a low voice: "Are you Brother Pig?"

  The awkward old man heard the sharp question, his eyes were not earning, and he coldly snorted: "Where is the daredevil, why are there so many boring questions."

   "Uh...old man, what are you talking about? Get up and talk back quickly." Shen Yan followed sharply behind him.

Seeing this sharply, he squatted back and glared at Shen Yan, then patiently said: "Old man, these questions are very important to me. Can you tell me?"

"A gift for someone who is destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellow thread-bound book in his hand into the sharp arms squatting in front of him, and then swayed to his feet, turning around and muttering to himself: "Oh, I'll go too!"

  The awkward old man finished speaking, and saw a movement of his figure, leaving only an afterimage, which was lost. Sharp and the others looked around again, and there was still the shadow of the awkward old man.

   "Ah...I \'fuck\', master!" Shen Yan opened his mouth in shock, with an incredible look on his face.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super-popular novel on the earth that is so angry that the best master has no place to show it? I have a drop in my eyes..." The sloppy old man's performance is more than shocking. One person, sharp, who had been squatting, was completely'thundered' at this time, and immediately sat on the ground.

When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were telling stories in Old Wang’s head, they often heard this kind of god-man who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing are two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered. Tugging sharply while sitting on the ground: "Big... big... big brother, hurry up... look at it quickly... look, this... what did the old **** give you?"

   "Right, take a look?" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.

   Pulled by Xiao Yunzi, he made a sharp ‘uh’ and swayed from side to side. He gradually recovered his sobriety, and quickly held the yellow thread-bound books in his hands. Shen Yan, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also rushed over.

"Uh, why doesn't the name of the martial arts secrets on the yellowed book cover? It's different from the one shown on TV!" Sharply looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself. Then he turned to the first page and saw it. The content of the scream, yelled out with a sharp'wow', stood up fiercely and scolded: "I \'fuck\', a pig with a ball, play with me? Is there such a fuck? Don't bring people like this Yeah!"

  "Oh, damn!" Xiao Yunzi was shocked by the sharp sudden madness that shocked Shen Yan and Xia Qi.

   "Boss, what's this written here? Why haven't I seen such a text?" Xia Qi questioned a few words she didn't recognize when she looked at the page that was turned sharply in her hand.

   "Day, if you know you, hell." Xia Qi gave Xia Qi a sharp white.

  Sharp, I feel depressed at this time. The text on the first page is actually Chinese characters on the earth. What is even more annoying is that these Chinese characters are ‘don’t die, let’s practice! ’Eight characters.

At this time, he was completely caught in the tangled sharp, trembling fingers and turned to the second page. I saw the four Chinese characters "chasing the star and chasing the moon" written on it. Without looking at the contents in detail, I turned to the second page. On the next page, I turned to the fourth page, which is the last page. It was full of some content related to "chasing the stars and chasing the moon", and I didn't bother to read it carefully, and cursed sharply: "My day, what is this? Damn, what is this all about?" Sharp felt the bitterness in his heart, cups, tangles, and sharp shock and anger. It took a long time to calm down. When he saw Shen Shen When Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi looked \'bewildered\', he said in an aura: "What to see, then go shopping."

  Although there were all doubts, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp, distorted, sauce-red facial expression.

At this time, the scruffy old man who had just given a book to the sharp was standing above the sky above the dragon continent, transformed into a red-bearded, black-green face, and honest-looking Drifter. He and Zhu Bajie, standing side by side, were staring at him. Looking down, the sharp and maddening scene can be seen.

   "Hey hey, the words you taught me are really useful, the second brother is indeed smarter than me." The monk scratched the loose hair on both sides, and said naively at Zhu Bajie.

   "Hahaha, don't you see who the brother is, it's a demo, with this ability to escape, this kid shouldn't be able to die!" Zhu Bajie had a confident expression.

  "Second brother, how do I feel that this kid has the same \'sex\' style as you, how do you..." The Drifter was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he finished speaking.

   "I can't help it, brother." Zhu Bajie heard that the Drifting began to grind endlessly, and quickly \'inserted\' said.

"Who blamed me? Who told you to take a peek at the fairy Chang'e who was taking a bath, and asked me to give you the wind. I never wanted to be caught by the **** Erlang. We were exiled to this lower realm as a galaxy guard and sealed. We have changed our supernatural powers, alas, why do you think we are doing this!" The Drifter shook his head helplessly.

"Then Jade Emperor received our supernatural powers of change. Isn't it that we are afraid that we will change into handsome appearances and secretly leave and go to the world to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, I beg you to teach us the supernatural powers of changing each one of us. Chic for a hundred years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed \'kinky\'.

   "Isn't this very good, but you are troublesome, and you will arrange this kid into my vertical and horizontal galaxy, alas..." The Drifter sighed in a naive way.

"Brother want to be troublesome? The transformation spell the monkey gave to brother, but it happened to be the spoken words of a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that brother is on duty. Brother Cup! The first day he took office, he was changed by this boy. Eighteen times." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and said in his heart: "Is it possible that the monkey arranged all of this deliberately? Could there be such a coincidence?"

  Everything is destined, is it really just a coincidence?

   "Oh, it's a coincidence." Drifting glanced at the Dragon Continent below and said.

"You said that if I became a pretty boy, when I was picking up a girl, I would be changed by this guy's oral language, so as not to frighten other girls, how can my brother mix up? Arranged him to your vertical and horizontal galaxy. Anyway, there has been no demon to harass the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. Brother has nothing to do when he is idle. He just changed to his appearance and went to the mortal world to enjoy it. , This kid has a lot of beautiful women in his underworld status!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning.

   "Oh, it's been so many years now, the second brother, you still look like this, you are like destroying the normal order of the lower realms, so you are not afraid of King Yama to sue the imperial court?" The monk reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I ran to talk to you. He can't make any accidents on your side. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and don't hang up. When we return to the heaven after our service, It's not over if you pick him up." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangements were perfect, and he couldn't help boasting and asked: "Junior Brother Sha, isn't he smart?"

   "Uh..." Drifting was speechless, he was on the thief ship of these two seniors again.

  It turns out that what Zhu Bajie said to Sharp last time was a lie. The real reason for the lower realm was that he peeked at Chang'e in a bath and was sent off. If the conversation between these two people was heard sharply, he would definitely be mad and violent.

On Yingbin Street, the sharp group of people who continued to do market surveys resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi jumped around and looked at this one, and then another one. Childlike appearance.

   "Boss, I want this, get the money!" Xia Qi pointed to a small accessory on a stall next to her and asked Sharp for money.

  Sharply following Xia Qi’s fingers, when she looked at what she was pointing at, her eyes lit up, and she quickly asked, “Do you girls like this kind of stuff?”

   "What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"

"Oh, this young lady is so visionary. This is a new product I came in from'Xiangweiju'. You smell this fragrance and it will last for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall is a middle-aged \'woman\'woman. After seeing business coming to the door, she hurriedly promoted her products to Xia Qi, who was standing in front of her booth.

   "Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" He pressed the excitement sharply in his heart, and asked Shen Yan who was standing beside him.

When Shen Yan heard the sharp questioning, he was surprised as if he was looking at a monster. He looked up and down sharply, and said: "I said eldest brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, why don't you even know this is? what?"

   "Where is there so much nonsense, hurry up?" The sharp voice changed a little.