Evil Child Black-Bellied Mother

  Chapter 11 The Drifting Monk's Helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (This chapter is free)

Sharp and Shen Yan, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi are doing market research on future fortune plans at Yingbin Street in Longjiang City, but the sharpness in contemplation was interrupted by a vicissitudes of life and a deep voice.

"Uh... the ground is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that a celebrity on the earth decades ago!" This old man said all words on the earth, could it be that he was as surprised as himself People on Earth who have traveled here? Thinking of this, Sharp hurriedly walked over and as she gradually approached, Sharp saw a face full of beard under a high wall, with loose and messy hair, lazily, basking in a leisurely manner. sun.

The sloppy old man saw the sharp approach from the eyes that were so scorched by the sun, he couldn't help but flashed, and then he shouted feebly: "The sky is blue, the ground is round, in the dark. We are predestined. Sister Feng cries, Sister Furong makes trouble. Brother only hopes that those who are destined will arrive early. Peerless cheats are only for destined people!"

   "Old man, why is the ground round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" He walked sharply to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice, "Are you Brother Pig?"

   The awkward old man heard the sharp question, his eyes were not earning, and he coldly snorted: "Where is the daredevil, why are there so many boring questions."

   "Uh...old man, what are you talking about? Get up and talk back quickly." Shen Yan followed sharply behind him.

Seeing this sharply, he squatted back and glared at Shen Yan, and then patiently said: "Old man, these questions are very important to me. Can you tell me?"

"A gift for someone who is destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellow thread-bound book in his hand into the sharp arms he was squatting in front of him, and then swayed to his feet and turned around and said to himself: "Oh, I'll go too!"

  The awkward old man finished speaking, and saw a movement of his figure, leaving only an afterimage, which was lost. Sharp and the others looked around again, and there was still the shadow of the awkward old man.

   "Ah...I'm \'fuck\', master!" Shen Yan opened his mouth in shock, with an incredible look on his face.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that an ultra-popular novel on the earth that is so angry that the best master has no place to see it? I have a drop in my eyes..." The sloppy old man's performance is more than shocking. One person, sharp, who had been squatting, was completely'thundered' at this time, and immediately sat on the ground.

Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi often heard this kind of god-man who came and went without a trace when they were telling stories in Old Wang’s head, but hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered. Tugging sharply while sitting on the ground: "Big... big... big brother, hurry up... look at it quickly... look, this... what did the old **** give you?"

   "Right, take a look?" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.

   Pulled by Xiao Yunzi, he made a sharp ‘uh’ and swayed from side to side, gradually regaining consciousness, and quickly held the yellow thread-bound books in his hands. Shen Yan, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also rushed over.

"Uh, why doesn't the name of the martial arts secrets on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what was shown on TV!" Sharply looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself. Then he turned to the first page and saw it. The content of the scream, yelled out with a sharp'wow', stood up fiercely and scolded: "I \'fuck\', I'm a pig head, play with me? Is there such a fuck? Don't bring people like this Yeah!"

  "Oh, my god!" Xiao Yunzi was startled by sudden madness, making Shen Yan and Xia Qi shocked.

   "Boss, what is this written here? Why haven't I seen such a text?" Xia Qi questioned a few words she didn't recognize when she looked at the page opened by her sharp grasp.

   "Day, if you know you, hell." Xia Qi gave Xia Qi a sharp white.

  Sharp, I feel depressed at this time. The text on the first page is actually Chinese characters on the earth. What is even more annoying is that these Chinese characters are actually ‘Don’t die, let’s practice! ’Eight characters.

At this time, he was completely caught in the tangled sharp, trembling fingers and turned to the second page. I saw the four Chinese characters "chasing the star and chasing the moon" written on it. Without looking at the contents in detail, I turned to the second page. On the next page, I turned to the fourth page, which is the last page. It was full of some content related to "chasing the stars and chasing the moon", and I didn’t bother to read it carefully, and cursed sharply: "My day, what is this? Damn, what is this all about?" Sharp felt the bitterness, cups, entanglements, and sharp shocks in his heart. It took a lot of anger and anger before he calmed down slowly. When he saw Shen Shen When Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi looked \'bewildered\', he said in an aura: "What to look at, then go shopping."

  Although there were all doubts, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp and distorted, sauce-red facial expression.

At this time, the scruffy old man who had just given a book to the sharp was standing above the sky above the dragon continent, transformed into a red-bearded, black-green face, and honest-looking Drifter. He and Zhu Bajie, standing side by side, were staring at him. Looking down, the sharp and maddening scene can be seen.

   "Hey hey, the words you taught me by Brother 2 are really useful, Brother 2 is indeed smarter than me." The Drifter scratched the loose hair on both sides, and said naively at Zhu Bajie.

  "Hahaha, don't you see who the brother is, it's a demo, with this ability to escape, this kid shouldn't be able to die!" Zhu Bajie had a confident expression.

   "Second brother, how do I feel that this kid has the same \'sex\' style as you, how do you..." Before the Drifter finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Bajie.

   "I can't help it, brother." Zhu Bajie heard that the Drifting began to grind endlessly, and quickly \'in\' said.

"Who blamed you, who asked you to peek at the fairy Chang'e who was taking a bath, and asked me to give you a hand, never wanted to be caught by the **** Erlang, exiled to this lower realm as a galaxy guard, and sealed With our supernatural powers of change, alas, what the trouble do you think we are!" The Drifter shook his head helplessly.

"Then Jade Emperor received our supernatural powers of change. Isn't it that we are afraid that we will change into handsome appearances and secretly leave our jobs to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, I beg you to teach us the supernatural powers of change. Chic for a hundred years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed \'kinky\'.

   "Isn't this very good, but you are troublesome. You will arrange this kid into my vertical and horizontal galaxy, sigh..." Drifting sighed.

"Brother want to be troublesome? The transformation spell the monkey gave to brother, but it happened to be the spoken word of a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that brother is on duty, brother cup! The first day he took office, he was changed by this boy. Eighteen times." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and said in his heart: "Is it possible that the monkey arranged all of this deliberately? Could there be such a coincidence?"

  Everything is doomed, is it really just a coincidence?

   "Oh, it's a coincidence." Drifting glanced at the Dragon Continent below and said.

"You said that if I became a little pretty boy, when I was picking up girls, I would be changed by this guy's verbal language, so as not to frighten other girls, how can my brother mix up? Arranged him to your vertical and horizontal galaxy. Anyway, there has been no demon to harass the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. Brother has nothing to do when he is idle. He just changed to his appearance and went to the mortal world to enjoy it. , This kid has a lot of beautiful women in his underworld status!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning.

   "Oh, it's been so many years now, Brother Second Brother, you still look like this. You have disrupted the normal order of the lower realms, so you are not afraid of King Yama to sue the imperial court?" The monk reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I ran to talk to you. He can't make any accidents on your side. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and don't hang up. When we return to the heaven after our service, It's not over if you pick him up." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangements were perfect, and he couldn't help boasting and asked: "Junior Brother Sha, isn't he smart?"

   "Uh..." Drifting was speechless, he was on the thief ship of these two seniors again.

  It turns out that what Zhu Bajie told Sharp last time was a lie. The real reason for the lower realm was that she peeked at Chang'e in a bath and was sent off. If the conversation between these two people was heard sharply, she would definitely be mad and violent.

On Yingbin Street, the sharp group of people who continued to do market investigations resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi jumped around and looked at this one, and then another one. Childlike appearance.

   "Boss, I want this, get the money!" Xia Qi pointed to a small ornament on a stall next to her and asked Sharp for money.

  Sharply following Xia Qi’s fingers, when she looked at what she was pointing at, her eyes lit up, and she quickly asked, “Do you girls like this kind of stuff?”

   "What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"

"Oh, this young lady is so visionary. This is a new item I came in from'Xiangweiju'. You smell this fragrance and it will last for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall is a middle-aged \'woman\'woman. After seeing business coming to the door, she hurriedly promoted her products to Xia Qi, who was standing in front of her booth.

   "Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" He pressed his excitement sharply, and asked Shen Yan who was standing beside him.

When Shen Yan heard the sharp questioning, he was very surprised as if he was looking at a monster. He looked up and down sharply, and said: "I said eldest brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, why don't you even know that it is? what?"

   "Where is there so much nonsense, hurry up?" The sharp voice changed a little.