Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

"Yo?"

　　 "Is it effective?"

Jiang He raised his head, looked at Mu Wanqiu's body, stared at that place, nodded, and praised: "Yes, I have grown up a lot... Why are you protecting? The doctor's parents, I have no other ideas , You can take off your clothes later, and I will make a detailed plan for your second physical development."

　　 Mu Wanqiu put his hands around his chest, gritted his teeth, and a flame burst out from his fingertips.

　　 Jianghe laughed, and said, "It's just a joke, don't you use your care?"

He brought a small stool for Mu Wanqiu, and he sat down on his own, and said: "How many more do you need? So, I personally give you a suggestion. You can eat two more. Otherwise, it will be affected during the battle if it is too big, and it will easily sag.

　　 Mu Wanqiu clenched his fists.

She always felt that Jiang He was driving by himself, but... but she felt that what she was talking about was reasonable, and immediately pondered for a few seconds, and said: "Jiang He, I am coming today, besides wanting to buy two corns for myself, I also have to talk to you. Talk about one thing."

　　 "I know what you want to say."

　　 Jianghe had a look of "everything under control" on his face, and smiled: "My corn has a miraculous effect on women. It's big, thick, and tastes good. It's hard to refuse a woman like Miss Mu."

　　 Mu Wanqiu gritted his teeth, finally couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Jianghe, what do you mean?"

　　 "Miss Mu misunderstood, I didn't mean to mock your flat chest."

　　 "Look..."

　　 Mu Wanqiu took a deep breath, stroked his chest, and tried to make himself happy, saying: "Jianghe, how much corn do you have? Can it be sold in our super research department?"

　　 "Yes."

Jiang Hedao: "I found this kind of corn in a corn field in the wild. The quantity is not too much. I can only provide you with 60 corns. In terms of price, 500,000 is the reserve price. I can sell 60 corns directly. Here you are, how you deal with it then is your own business."

　　 "60 roots..."

　　 Mu Wanqiu's eyes lit up, and he said: "Okay, I'll make a phone call to prepare the funds, you can prepare corn."

　　 Jianghe pretended to go back to the room, took out 60 corns from the system backpack and threw it on the ground, and found that Mu Wanqiu was watching the exercises he wrote.

　　 "Light smoke and flying flies?"

　　 She put down the paper and quickly said, "Jiang He, sorry, I didn't know you were copying the exercises."

Jiang He walked over, picked up the pen and paper again, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I am also on a whim. I want to create a body style. Ms. Mu, you have a lot of knowledge. Why don't you help me as a staff member? You can give me more advice. ."

　　 Mu Wanqiu: "???"

　　 She opened her mouth with question marks all over her face, as if she hadn't heard what Jiang He was saying, she muttered, "Creating exercises?"

　　 Jianghe didn’t answer, and continued to write: “It moves like a bat, looks like a ghost, coming and going without a trace, like light smoke and flies...”

　　 Then...

　　 can't write anymore.

　　 took out a Yangqi Dan and put it in his mouth and ate it. Jiang He turned on his phone and Baidu gave it a click.

　　 Mu Wanqiu was surprised: "Why didn't you write it?"

　　 "Look up the information."

　　 "..."

　　 Mu Wanqiu was full of black lines, and said speechlessly: "Jiang He, martial arts exercises, you can't make up at will. If something goes wrong in your practice, you will get into trouble at the slightest time, and you will damage your foundation or even die suddenly."

"it's okay no problem."

　　 Jianghe ate another Qi Yang Dan.

　　 Not to mention, this thing is addictive.

　　 Just like melon seeds, if you have melon seeds in your pocket, you always want to take out a few when you are fine.

Mu Wanqiu was shocked again: "Jianghe, you...you...do you eat Yangqi Pills? Yangqi Pills are extremely precious. Taking one pill requires careful refining. Consecutive swallowing will not only waste the power of the medicine, but also eat too much. Impurities are produced, which is detrimental to future cultivation."

　　 Jianghe did not speak.

　　 He searched the Internet for a long time, but did not find the relevant light gong formula, but found a piece of news about the experience of a Shaolin monk practicing "light gong on water".

　　 "Shi Liliang, a layman named Wu Xiaoliang, a monk at Shaolin Temple in Quanzhou. He started practicing light water drifting at the age of 23. After five years of secret training, he ran a record of 125 meters on the water with the help of a 1-cm thick plywood..."

　　 When Jianghe saw this narrative, he knew it was nonsense.

　　 In this world, there is a real inheritance of martial arts.

But before the revival of spiritual energy, this kind of inheritance seldom appeared before the eyes of the world, let alone being interviewed and filmed on TV. In the eyes of the public, the great masters, the great masters of supernatural power in the mountains and cattle, are all a group. It's just a scammer.

　　 It doesn't matter if it's nonsense, it's all random.

　　 Thinking hard by yourself, how can it be easy to copy?

　　 Jianghe began to copy the quotations of the "Shaolin monk" and wrote on the paper: "Qinggong, also known as parkour, refers to jumping high and jumping long."

　　? ? ?

　　 Is this playing with me?

　　 Sorry, Jiang He continued to transcribe——

　　 "Qi is clear and the body is light, and the qi is turbid, and the body sinks. This kind of work creates three clears with one qi."

"The body is as light as a swallow, and the body is like a duckweed; the skill of eaves is achieved, and the good fortune is different; if the weight is light as if there is nothing, it is too virtual to swim like a magical action; remember to have legs and not practice hands, and see the dragonfly to understand balance; The card, jumps idly and turns God's toe energy; a reed leaf can cross the river, all depends on balance to show magical powers."

　　 copied, Jiang He couldn't help but laughed.

　　 And Mu Wanqiu was completely speechless.

　　Creative exercises?

　　 It's probably Jiang Hehoro himself... but it's not like practicing calligraphy, who is all right to practice calligraphy with a pencil? The key is still so scribbled.

　　 Holding back a smile, Jiang He continued to check the report on Shi Liliang, a "Shaolin monk".

"what?"

　　 "This Shi Liliang actually divided the light work into six layers? Copy it down, copy it down!"

　　 "Light work is six heavens, one realm and one heaven."

　　 "The first level, UU reading www.uukanshu.com water floats, you need to use wood planks and mantras. The mantra is: Originally all beings came out of immortals, and their souls fell into the mortal world, and they were only led by karma."

　　 "The second level, flying on the grass, requires the help of ropes and mantras. The mantra is: Superman lives on top of Buddhas and gods, animals and worms want to evolve, and humans are excessively sandwiched.

　　 "The third level is flying above the trees, with the help of coercion and formula..."

　　 "I can't copy Nima anymore!"

　　 Jianghe threw the pencil.

　　 Mu Wanqiu was surprised: "Why didn't you write it?"

Jiang He stared and cursed: "How do you write it? Look at this sand sculpture. The fourth level of his light work is called Yunzhongfei, and he has to use parachutes and mantras. The key is that the mantras are very literary, even though they are blind. It’s a mess, but it still gives me a noble feeling!"

　　 Mu Wanqiu looked at the screen of his mobile phone, only to see the words "Heaven is in the sky and the sky is under the mind, there is no thought, no sky and no realm, the whole universe is connected."

　　 "Look at this fifth level, it's too much. The name is Taixuyou. You have to use space capsules and formulas to cultivate and display. The formula is that every day is transparent and connected. There is no universe in the eyes of Dad, and ordinary people can light the horizon."

　　 Jianghe cursed and looked at the sixth stage.

　　 The sixth level is much more normal. It is called "Taiqing You". It can be displayed with the help of vitality and formulas, which means that the formulas are a bit second-

　　 Pursuing to liberate the love from the dust, jumping out of the Three Realms and Five Elements, how come there is a realm!

　　 Mu Wanqiu trembled with laughter.

　　 Jianghe silently summarized these six realms.

　　 "Fortunately, there is only a six-fold realm. If it is eight-fold, wouldn't it be Xia Ji's eighth practice?"

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