Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

　　　　 Jinyintan Village’s village director’s surname is Wang and his name is Wang Zhong. He is slightly fat, has a big belly, and has a relatively high hairline.

　　 Wang Zhong is a relatively capable person in the village. Before he became the village director, he was a contractor. He had done a lot of projects in the city, in the province and even in other places, and many people in the village followed him.

　　 After becoming the village head last year, Wang Zhong gave all the work on the construction site to his son.

　　 During this period of time, I was busy at work, and today is a rare leisure. Just after dinner, Wang Zhong was preparing to practice the car with his wife. As a result, his pants... Before the car started, his duo screamed frantically.

　　 Wang Zhong put on his pants and ran out.

　　 Turning on the "street lamp" hung on the eaves, I saw a big wolf dog rolling on the ground, rolling and barking, white liquid in his mouth...the white foam gushing out.

　　 "Director Wang, are you okay?"

　　 At this time, the sound of the river came from outside the yard, and the door was snapped.

　　 "Pharaoh, what's the matter?"

　　 Lao Wang's wife got dressed and walked out. She was shocked when she saw this scene, and quickly said, "Isn't it a goat epileptic maniac? Hurry up, call the vet."

　　 "Fart!"

　　 Wang Zhong's face turned black, and he cursed, "Why do dogs have goats? Go open the door first, in the middle of the night, who is this!"

　　 He cursed, staring at the dog rolling on the ground.

　　 did not dare to step forward to check.

　　 Erzengzi is in this state, what if I bite myself like crazy?

　　 He returned home, got his cell phone, and was about to call the vet, but he heard his wife open the door and said, "It's Xiao Jiang, you just need to come, so what gifts do you bring?"

　　 said, he was going to pick up the plastic bag in Jianghe's hand.

　　 In the bag is the beef that Jiang He just bought.

　　 Jianghe: "???"

　　 He squeezed the bag and said, "Aunt Wang, I just went to buy meat, and when I passed by your door, I heard Er Lengzi yelling terribly. By the way, Director Wang is okay?"

"what?"

　　Wang Zhong's wife stopped in midair, not knowing how to answer the conversation.

This……

　　 Why did you suddenly get involved with your old man?

　　 At this time, Jiang He has already moved to Wang Zhong's side.

　　 He glanced at the big wolf dog who was rolling on the ground, and the barking sound was getting smaller and smaller, and the venting was more and less inhaling, and he shouted: "No, Director Wang, your second stupid son is poisoned!"

　　 "Poisoned?"

　　 Wang Zhong was surprised: "What poisoning?"

　　 "According to my observation, it should be rat poison!"

　　 Jianghe's face was not red, and his heart was not beating. He flipped his hand to take out a cucumber, broke the lower half, and crushed it with his hands. No matter the three seven twenty one, all the brains were stuffed into the mouth of "Er Lengzi".

　　 Wang Zhong just grabbed Jiang He and said angrily: "Xiao Jiang, what the **** are you doing? What did you just feed Er Lengzi eat?"

　　 "Cucumber."

　　 Jianghe held the remaining half of the cucumber, took a bite, and the fragrance was overflowing. Wang Zhong sniffed and cursed: "You think I am a fool? Whose cucumber is yellow and so big?"

indeed.

　　 The half of the cucumber in Jianghe's hand is bigger than a whole in the vegetable shop.

　　 is big, yellow, and very fragrant.

　　 "Cucumber cucumber, isn't it yellow or black?"

　　 Jianghe, a joke.

　　 At this moment, with a whimper, Er Leng suddenly jumped up from the ground. It shook its hair vigorously and ran into the dog pen.

　　 "???"

　　Wang Zhong looked dumbfounded. Just about to ask, Jiang He waved his hand and said, "Director Wang, Aunt Wang, I have something to do. I will go back."

　　 His face is as usual, but his heart is excited!

　　 "Sure enough, this cucumber can detoxify, but the rat poison is very toxic, but it is also an ordinary poison. I don't know if the legendary Crane Dinghong, Qibu Ruchang San and other poisons can be solved?"

When he walked to the gate, Jiang He looked back at the second stunner in the dog pen, and then said: "I remember there is a pesticide called paraquat, which is more toxic. If people drink a few sips, even if they are sent to the hospital in time for gastric lavage, they will not be rescued. Come, come back and try a bottle."

　　 At this moment, Er Lengzi in the dog pen suddenly shuddered, and hummed again.

　　Wang Zhong walked to the dog pen and stared at his big wolf dog for more than ten minutes. He found that Er Lengzi was normal, and his face became even more dazed.

　　 Just now...

what happened?

　　 Erzengzi suddenly went crazy.

　　 Then Jiang He ran in and fed him half a...just use it as a cucumber.

　　 After feeding half a cucumber, Er Lengzi is better again?

　　 "rat poison?"

　　 "How did this kid tell that Er Lengzi had taken rat poison? No...Is there any rat poison in my house? Could it be that this kid hated Er Lengzi last time, so he took the medicine?"

　　 "No way, right..."

　　 "If Er Lengzi really took rat poison and half a cucumber, could he be saved?"

　　 He returned to the room, no longer had the thought of "driving", he chirped his mouth, and suddenly said: "Old lady, you go take a cucumber for us to eat?"

　　…………

　　 but said Jianghe.

　　 When I walked home, half of the cucumber had been eaten.

　　 "After I was promoted to a quasi-martial artist, my digestive power should have increased a lot, and coupled with the particularity of this cucumber, most of it was absorbed, so after just such a while, the feeling of eating and supporting has disappeared."

　　 He felt that he could still eat a cucumber.

　　 can...

　　 I ate two and a half sticks in one night, and I can't eat it raw.

　　 Jianghe steamed some rice and made another cold cucumber. He picked up his phone and was eating while watching a short video. Suddenly he stared and said in surprise: "Isn't this Li Ergou?"

　　 "He has a live broadcast?"

　　 Li Ergou was originally named Li Fei, and he is in the same village as Jianghe.

　　 "In memory", the two were classmates in elementary school, but after graduating from elementary school, Li Ergou stopped going to school. He bought more than 300 sheep and asked Li Ergou to go back to herding the sheep.

　　 My classmates even laughed at Li Ergou at the time. How can I wait for everyone to finish middle school and high school, and then finish university, Li Ergou has become a small local famous breeder.

　　 He set up a cattle and sheep breeding cooperative, raising hundreds of cows and thousands of sheep. UU reading www.uukānshu. Coming into one million every year, he drove a BMW and married a flowery wife.

　　 Enter the live broadcast room.

　　 Li Ergou is broadcasting live in his breeding cooperative.

He stood in front of a small forklift and laughed at the camera: "Brothers, didn't I have a fever a few days ago? As a result, after the fever subsided, I suddenly became extremely powerful. Come, I will show you A one-handed forklift."

　　He stretched out his hand.

　　 Grabbing the huge tires of the forklift and violently...

　　 The entire forklift tilted.

　　 Then the next moment...

　　 Wow!

　　 The screen is black.

　　 "Sorry, the live broadcast room you are in has been temporarily blocked due to suspected violations."

　　 Jianghe: "..."

　　 The live broadcast room is gone.

After a long while, Jiang He breathed out a long breath and murmured: "It appears that the spiritual energy has recovered and has reached a critical point. According to Li Ergou just now, he had a fever for a few days. After the fever subsided, he suddenly became stronger. Infinite, is it..."

　　 Jianghe remembered a word-awakening!

　　 "Wait tomorrow morning, go to Li Ergou's breeding cooperative to ask about the situation."

　　 Eat, wash the pot, the life of a single dog is so boring and tasteless.

　　 Before going to bed, Jiang He suddenly remembered that there was still half a bag of corn at home.

　　 He grabbed a handful of corn, went to the orchard, and buried one by one in the ground.

　　 "I don't know if the crop seeds in my own family will change after planting... Fuck, what?"

　　 After planting corn, he felt that something was not right behind him. He turned around abruptly, but saw a pair of green eyes staring at him in the dark.

　　 "Wow!"

　　 "Er Lengzi?"