Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

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Jiang He slept in a dazed manner. When he glanced at the video, he saw white flowers and cursed: "Mu Wanqiu, are you very crazy? What time is it, why don't people sleep?"

hang up.

Pull black directly!

Jiang He entered a dream again.

He slept until he woke up naturally, and after washing up, he wandered downstairs.

Standing respectfully at the top of the stairs, Aoi said in a polite manner: "Master, lunch is ready."

Jiang He walked to the dining table, and Aoi ran to help Jiang He pull the chair away, and then the hot meal was served. It was still rice, eggplant fried meat, cucumber and carrot shreds, but today he served with a polenta.

Eat and drink.

As soon as Jiang He put the chopsticks down, Aoi immediately stepped forward and wiped the corners of Jiang He's mouth with a delicate handkerchief.

Jiang He is full of enjoyment, in his heart...

Sorry!

No wonder those local tyrants love to hire maids, and the taste of enjoyment is so comfortable. Before I have to put it away, how can there be so many tricks in eating by myself?

A pot of steamed rice can be eaten for three days.

I shoot cucumbers every day...

Everyone who eats wants to vomit. The key is that after eating, they have to wash the pots and dishes by themselves.

"There are not many vegetables at home. I will take you to the city to buy some vegetables in the evening... Buy some rapeseeds. Then we will grow our own vegetables, eat them and pick them now, and they will be green and pollution-free."

"Okay, Master."

Aoi stood beside him very well.

Jiang He glanced at him...

I suddenly remembered--

"By the way, who called me harassment last night?"

"Mu Wanqiu?"

"What did she say... is she younger?"

Rubbing his temples, Jiang He seems to understand what the white flowers are, but you are young, why call me?

With a move in his heart, Jiang He said in surprise: "Could it be the effect of eggplant?"

"Reducing swelling and stopping bleeding...that thing, is it swollen?"

Jiang He suddenly let out a cold sweat, and quickly took off his pants and took a look. Then he let out a long sigh, and said, "Fortunately, I didn't reduce the swelling... Besides, I am not swollen, right?"

This thing is born big, how can it be considered swollen?

Jiang Ha glanced at Aoi.

She was staring at the river in surprise, her eyes straightened.

Putting on his pants calmly, Jiang He said, "Okay, don't look at it, go and wash the pot."

"Okay, Master."

Aoi reacted, fled in a hurry, and got into the kitchen.

Jiang He was surprised...This kind of reaction is too spiritual, right? This root doesn't seem to be planted, is it no different from a real person?

Come to the sofa.

Jiang He took paper and pen, put it on the coffee table, and began to think about creating the "Beast Taming Method".

After thinking for a long time, there is no clue.

This thing is too difficult to create. Unlike the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon and the Prajna Gong of the Dragon Elephant, you can also find the formulas on the Internet...

"and many more?"

"Online? Made up?"

Jiang He’s eyes lit up, took out his phone, opened the browser, typed in "How do beast breeders tame wild beasts", and then searched, but there was too little information in this area. Jiang He searched for a long time, but only found one that is not very reliable. "Four Laws of Taming Beasts".

The first rule of animal training:

If the animal does what you want it to do, reward it, if it does what you don’t want it to do, pretend not to see it.

Jiang He picked up his pen, pondered for a moment, and began to transcribe!

"If the fierce beast does what you want it to do, reward it, if it does what you don't want it to do, beat it to death!"

After three silently reciting the first rule of animal training after his own magical reform, Jiang He nodded in satisfaction.

after all……

Fierce beasts are different from animals. This thing is very aggressive and dangerous. It has done something wrong and you pretend not to see it. Wouldn't you let it fall?

"As the saying goes, a filial son is born under a stick, and the same is true for tame beasts. You must beat him like a son to be obedient."

Jiang He looked at the second law of animal training.

Using the law of incompatibility, when the animal you train does not want to do something, you can teach it to do another thing. If the two things meet the law of incompatibility, then your goal will be achieved.

Jiang He stared at the second article of the Law of Taming Animals for a long time, and found...

"If you don't understand or understand, what the **** is this incompatible law? It looks like it can only be changed!"

Picking up the pen, Jiang He pondered a little, and wrote: "When the beast you train doesn't want to do something, you hit it and hit it until it takes a position, so that your goal is achieved."

The third rule of animal training: It is never the animal’s fault.

Ah.

Jiang He felt that this rule was simply nonsense.

He wrote: "It is always the fault of the beast."

The fourth rule of animal training: the nature of animals cannot be changed even by the most intelligent animal trainer. As the saying goes, you cannot teach cats to dive.

? ? ?

Jiang He sneered.

Can't change the nature of the animal, and is still called a fart trainer?

He only felt that his inspiration was bursting at the moment, and he continued to write: “Only by changing the nature of the beast can he be called a qualified trainer. For example, let the cat dive, let the sow go up the tree, and let the The tiger eats the grass and keeps the dog from eating shit."

After writing, Jiang He thought for a while, and found that the four rules of beast taming he created above apply to the already tamed murderer...These four are just to make the beast more obedient.

You know, almost 99% of the beasts are very aggressive.

As soon as we meet, the fierce beast will **** you, how to fix it?

On the Internet, it is said that bait is used...

There is also a "boiled eagle" method for birds.

But Jiang He doesn't agree with these methods. It's just to tame the beasts. How can it be so troublesome?

Light a cigarette, think for a while, Jiang He has an idea, and writes: "When he encounters a beast that he wants to tame, he directly hits it and beats it half to death until it is obedient."

Putting the pen on the table, Jiang He read his own "Beast Taming Technique" again, nodded in satisfaction, and smiled: "Yes, yes, this method of training beasts is feasible."

"correct."

"The exercises are all created, can't you be nameless?"

The name of the exercise method is easy to handle. The simpler the better, Jiang He thought for a while and wrote five characters "Physical Animal Taming Method" on the top of the paper.

Holding the "Beast Taming Technique", Jiang He came to the garden.

A look.

Er Lengzi immediately spoke in the Northwest dialect mixed with Sichuan and Sichuan flavors: "Master, wait a minute, I will dig it right away."

It picked up the shovel and dug a small hole in twos or twos.

When Jiang He was preparing to plant the "Physical Beast Taming Method", he suddenly woke up: "Wait...I have used up the two cultivation techniques after the farm was upgraded to lv3."

Thought about it.

Jiang He could only put away the "Physical Beast Taming Method", and then said, "Actually, I don't think there is a big problem even if you don't plant it. After all, the Beast Taming Method is nothing but a method of self-cultivation. I created it by creating it. Can't practice?"

and.

Cultivation is also very simple.

Find a group of tame animals and experiment one by one.

Even if you have poor qualifications ~www.ltnovel.com~ kill it with three to five hundred heads, you will definitely succeed!

At this time, Jiang He's cell phone rang.

It was from Mu Wanqiu.

After answering the call, Jiang He smiled in surprise: "Mu Wanqiu, why did you call? Don't you always contact me on WeChat?"

On the other side of the phone, Mu Wanqiu gritted his teeth!

WeChat!

Did you do it on purpose?

You blacked me out, how can I contact you on WeChat?

She took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in her heart, and said: "Jiang He, I compiled the latest information about the beasts near Xixia Province all night yesterday. According to intelligence, a warrior had discovered it in Helan Mountain three days ago. A black panther, suspected to be a seventh-grade fierce beast."

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