Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Latest website: Jiang He stepped forward and looked at his "maid" curiously.

The maid who has not yet "harvested" stands on two huge green leaves like a sculptural model, her eyes closed tightly and her breath is weak.

She has very long eyelashes and she has a great body.

In particular, that face resembled the teacher named "Aoi" in Jiang He's impression. It was white and tender, with a little baby fat and a childlike taste.

"Angel face, devil figure!"

This word came out in Jiang He's mind inexplicably.

The only thing that makes Jiang He feel a little uncomfortable is... the style of the maid’s clothes is exactly the same as the one she wore when she tied the paper doll. Some are too erotic...

"Presumably the food she made busy in the kitchen wearing this suit...must be delicious."

Change in mind.

Jiang He stepped forward and hugged the maid and "picked" her from the leaf.

"Ding!"

"Planting points +1000."

In my mind, the system prompt sounded, and the maid who had just been "taken off" opened her big eyes, looked around curiously, and finally set her eyes on Jiang He, and she gave a wan blessing and spoke. Tao——

"ご主様!" (pronounced)

Jiang He: "..."

His face was full of question marks. He could probably guess the meaning of this sentence. It should be the "master". What kind of maid, who was born by himself, said in the island language?

then.

There are a lot of babbles, Jiang He can't understand a word.

Seeing that the river was full of confusion, Er Lengzi jumped out immediately.

It opened its dog's mouth, and said with a smile: "Master, I can speak the dialect of the island country, or what would I say to her?"

"Really?"

Jiang He was a little surprised.

Er Frozen...

Can you still speak island dialect?

Really a dog can't look good... But isn't this guy a Sichuan and Shu wolf dog? Then I grew up in Jinyintan Village. I guess I haven’t been out of the village yet when I grew up. I don’t speak standard Mandarin. How can I speak the island dialect?

"Could it be..."

"Mystery soil still has this effect?"

Jiang He could only attribute it to the mysterious soil, nodded to Er Lengzi, and even had the urge to hack himself to plant it.

Er Lengzi stood up, standing beside Jianghe, this dog coughed a few times, and cleared his voice before he said: "You Di, Xiao Di, the national flower girl!"

? ? ?

He stared at Er Lengzi with an unbelievable face, but listened to Er Lengzi speaking in the Northwest dialect with Sichuan and Sichuan flavors, and continued in the "island tone" of the war film many years ago: "You drop, you are afraid to drop. No, tears can't drop!"

"You Di, father, mother, what do you do?"

"Tell me all, you...understand?"

The maid looked confused and stared at Er Lengzi suspiciously.

Er Lengzi scratched the dog's head with a dog's paw, and said in surprise: "Master, is she an island girl? Why can't she understand the island dialect..."

Lying...

Nima!

Jiang He's forehead blue veins violently, he kicked Er Lengzi with one kick, and said angrily: "Dog-like things, don't be so embarrassed to Laozi, go away."

Er Lengzi rolled to the ground with a whimper, rubbing his **** aggrievedly.

What's up?

I……

Did you say something wrong?

Isn’t that the same thing as the island dialect? She didn't understand what I was saying, it must not be from an island country.

After Jiang He kicked, he couldn't help but laugh again.

Truly the national dialect of the island!

It was an eye-opener. He looked at the maid, pondered for a moment, and said, "Can you understand me?"

The maid nodded and said softly: "Master..."

"You can speak Chinese? Well, from today, I will call you Aoi."

With that, he glanced at the phone.

It's past seven, and it's time for dinner.

Jiang He immediately waved his hand, and took out a 30-centimeter thick and large eggplant from the system backpack, as well as a golden cucumber that was equally thick and not inferior to eggplant, and took out another 2 kilograms of leopard-print python meat and handed them together. past.

"Mi is at the warehouse, let's cook...wait."

Jiang He moved in his heart and took out another 18 cm carrot.

Meaning, very clear.

Get a fried eggplant with meat.

While making a cold dish, cucumber and carrot shreds, Jiang He wanted to get a pepper. After all, eggplant fried meat, without pepper, there is no soul, but he glanced at the maid in front of him, and finally resisted it.

He is afraid that the side effects of pepper will be too great, and what should he do if he can't control it?

Aoi nodded knowingly, then gave Jiang He a thousand blessings, turned and walked out of the garden.

After lighting a cigarette, Jiang He took a deep sip, swallowing the clouds, and couldn't help but praise: "What an obedient maid...well, after tonight, at least you don't have to cook and wash the pot by yourself. "

Jiang He turned his head and looked at the nine "bullet trees".

"amount……"

"How do you feel the word bullet tree is weird..."

With a whisper in his heart, Jiang He stepped forward and looked at the nine trees carefully.

There are 10 bullet chains hanging on each tree, and one bullet chain has 10,000 bullets. To Jiang He's disappointment, the bullets are no different from before.

"Pity."

"I thought the bullets I planted could be more powerful, with a little more other functions, such as automatic aiming, automatic headshots, improved armor penetration rates, etc..."

Shaking his head, I also know that this idea is unrealistic.

If you really plant this kind of bullet, you only need a [Enhanced Gatling Machine Gun], as long as the powerhouse above the 9th rank can't produce it, you can sweep the world.

The detective took off a bullet chain.

"Ding!"

"Planting points +100."

The planting points are less than expected, but it is also very good. After all, there are a large number of nine trees, a total of 90 bullet chains, enough to provide yourself with 9000 planting points plus 900 experience points.

After picking it up, I glanced at the system.

[Name]: Jiang He

[Cultivation]: Sixth Pin Peak

[Ability]: Royal Sword

[Martial arts exercises]: King Kong is not bad magic power (Xiaocheng +), Jianglong eighteen palms (+), Xia Ji eight training (second training +), enhanced version of nine sun magic power (second +), nine thunder sword Secret Code (first layer +), Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong (first layer +)

【Owning Land】: 888㎡.

[Farm Level]: Lv3 (experience value

[System backpack]: 12 grids.

[System Mall]: Has been opened.

[Planting point]: 15900 points.

"Huh...unknowingly, the farm experience has already been 4390 points?"

Jiang He's eyes lit up.

It's 4390 points. Is it far from the 5000 point mark?

The key is that the planting points have accumulated to 15,900 points. This is because Jianghe exchanged two bags of mysterious soil before and after Jianghe, and planted the maid and bomb chain for a compound fertilizer and 9 nitrogen fertilizers.

Otherwise, it is estimated that the 30,000 mark will be broken.

However, fertilizer and mysterious soil are necessities. Whose farm does not apply some fertilizer?

"15,900 points...King Kong is not bad for divine art to achieve great success. Ten thousand points are needed, just learn it!"

Mind moved.

"Ding!"

"Planting points-10,000 points."

"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully raised the power of King Kong's indestructibility to a great level."

In my mind, the system prompt sound came ~www.ltnovel.com~ Jiang He suddenly urged the magical power of King Kong not bad, and suddenly the whole body was stained with a faint golden light, and even a layer of innate qi protection appeared on the whole body.

The innate qi is not broken, and any attack on the "physical level" will definitely not hurt yourself.

"Not bad……"

"The power of the King Kong body guard is great, and my safety factor has risen a little bit. Even if I don't wear a dark gold battle suit, it must be difficult for an ordinary Rank 8 martial artist to hurt me.

Jiang He nodded in satisfaction.

He just walked out of the yard, but watched Mu Wanqiu's car parked at the door.

Wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, Mu Wanqiu walked down with a fiery figure.

(PS: The fourth one is here. I originally wrote Chapter 7, but the following plot deviated from the outline, so I deleted it. But don't worry, today even 10th update will explode even if the liver is violent.)

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