Chapter 38: Simulated Pickpocket! simulation! Do you understand?

“You…you…how do you…”

The expression of astonishment was almost all written on the old professor’s face, and even the gaze that Smith looked at Ye Luoyun was deeply shocked.

This man who looked erratic in his eyes stole the old professor’s bag in front of him, the security team?

The most important thing is that Smith didn’t even notice the occurrence of this series!

Ye Luoyun smiled slightly, with a sarcasm in his words:

“Professor, you have studied anti-picking techniques for many years, how can you be stolen?”

The old professor flushed with sarcasm.

He has been in school for so many years, and this is the first time he has suffered such a humiliation!

Never before had such a young man slapped his face before, and the anxious old professor even began to speak without a word:

“You young man, what is going on? You don’t talk about the morality between colleagues!”

“Even if you want to learn from each other, you have to say it at least, after others have agreed to start shouting, right?”

“You take other people’s things without notifying them, you are impolite!”

Smith, who was listening to the old professor’s words, couldn’t listen anymore.

He quietly stabbed the old professor in the arm, motioning him to stop talking.

He is not ashamed, he is also ashamed of Smith!

“Hahaha, I’m so ridiculous! There hasn’t been a cerebral thrombosis in ten years, I can’t say such a thing at all!”

“Isn’t it? He thought it was a one-on-one fight? Still shouting to start? Doesn’t he have to draw a rule, put a ring, you can’t steal here, you can’t steal there?”

“Old Professor: Young man, you don’t teach martial arts! I advise you to do it yourself!”

The state of the old professor was like a shrew cursing the street, Ye Luoyun just stood there quietly, looking at him with eyes that seemed to be mentally retarded.

In terms of quality alone, Lu He is more like an old professor!

“If that’s the case, then you call to start?”

Ye Luoyun said helplessly.

He really doubted how this old professor became.

Saying that it is parallel imports, he is a little flattering!

“Okay, it’s not nearly the same!”

The old professor at this time naturally knew that he was making trouble unreasonably, but he must find face!

I saw him wave his hand at Ye Luoyun:

“Go ahead, come here!”

As the voice fell, the old professor guarded his body very vigilantly, and quickly stepped back.

The whole state of the old professor seemed to be mad, his eyes staring at Ye Luoyun, and at the same time he folded his hands on his chest, as if he would not let Ye Luoyun come close at all!

“Damn, what is this guy doing? Are you going crazy?”

“Poor old professor, is this our brother Yun stole a psychological shadow? It was so far away from the beginning?”

“Laughing, I’m afraid this guy is not here to be funny, right?”

“Not to mention, even though this old professor’s behavior is a bit funny and rascal, he doesn’t let Brother Yun approach at all. Even a god can’t steal it! After all, pickpockets must at least have physical contact, right?”

This old professor’s behavior is truly immoral. He was smashed by Lu He. Even if he was playing laziness, he had to win Lu and find face!

Ye Luoyun was also confused by the old professor’s posture:

“What are you doing?”

“Of course it is to show my anti-pickpocket skills!”

The old professor is not ashamed, but proud of it:

“Hey, don’t believe it, you young boy!”

“This is the best posture to truly oppose pickpockets. As long as there is a pickpocket, eh… I will run! I let him not catch me at all!”

With that said, the old professor’s footsteps were a little farther away from Ye Luoyun’s footsteps, as if he didn’t even intend to let Ye Luoyun come closer.

Not to mention, although the old professor’s posture is funny like a clown, he is indeed in this state that no thief pickpocket can steal it!

Even Ye Luoyun is no exception!

Having said that, Ye Luoyun didn’t panic at all. He looked at the old professor who was farther and farther away from him with a smile on his face and said:

“Professor, are you really sure you want to just run away like this? Even further and further away from me?”

“Huh, I don’t even believe a word of a pickpocket, eh, I’m running away now, let me see how you can steal me!”

With that said, the old professor even came to the door of the Science and Health Bureau, looking like he would run away at any time!

“Okay, since you insist on this choice, it is a pity, Professor, you have been stolen again!”

The eyes widened suddenly, and the professor directly pointed his finger at Ye Luoyun’s nose:

“Hey, boy, you can’t be shameless!”

“You can’t steal my things!”

Ye Luoyun was too lazy to talk with this strange flower, he said directly:

“Can you just check if your things are still there?”

The old professor did as instructed, but he found that…

The professor certificate he is most proud of is gone!

His complexion suddenly changed, and the old professor stared at Ye Luoyun:

“Where is my professor certificate?”

“How do I know this?”

Ye Luoyun blinked his eyes slightly:

“I’m a thief now. How can I ask the thief where the stolen goods are? Didn’t your thesis research tell you this?”

With that said, Ye Luoyun even stepped back slightly:

“Furthermore, eh, now that I stole your things, you should be chasing me. Can you chase me?”

Old professor: “…”

“This wave is called Feng Shui turns around!”

“The professor deserves to be a professor! In reality, because the professor insists on staying away from the thief, the thief is given a chance to let the thief run away! The professor has provided us with vivid negative teaching!”

“Really, this professor has been stolen twice in a row. Most people are not as stupid as him, right?”

“Otherwise, how could he be a professor? (Funny face)”

In fact, Ye Luoyun’s method of stealing things is very simple. Before the professor shouted, Ye Luoyun had slightly pulled out the professor’s certificate in his pants pocket in half.

Ye Luoyun didn’t even exert his strength until the moment the professor started to shout and backed away abruptly.

He held the corner of the professor’s certificate, and with the help of the professor’s backing strength, he had easily stolen his professor’s certificate.

And because he only cared about retreating to guard against Ye Luoyun, he didn’t notice such tiny movements at all!

From a certain point of view, the professor helped Ye Luoyun complete the theft this time!

Ye Luoyun stretched out his hands helplessly, and his gaze toward the old professor was full of hatred for iron and steel:

“I have already reminded you, you must stay away from me and let me run. The real pickpockets are afraid that you will cry stupidly!”

At this moment, the old professor just felt dizzy while holding his forehead. He felt that he had committed a blood clot of 20 years old!

Ye Luoyun’s superb technique and his arrogant posture made Smith on the side look unsightly:

“Okay, okay, this is just simulating a pickpocket! Simulation doesn’t make you surpass! Simulation, do you understand?!”


“Come back, otherwise I can’t help but arrest you on the spot!”



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