Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

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"It's Dulong Niu!"

Chen Ergou said: "The unique large-forehead cow is a sign. Don't underestimate this cow, it goes horizontally and cannot be slaughtered at will. The large-forehead cow is a rare breed of cattle, and there is probably only a dragon in the world. Only in the Jiang region and the southern Tibetan region."

The audience in the live room was also curious to look at the sudden visitors.

Obviously the whole body is black, but the lower limbs are strangely white. The body is taller than the average bison. From the back, the muscles are plump and thick from the shoulders to the center of the back, especially when twisted. Flicking the cow's tail "snapped" on the cow's ass, making it even more funny.

This huge black cattle is a precious meat breed that is partly raised and partly domesticated. But in this wilderness where there is no shop in front of the village, this group of raunchy Dulong cattle is afraid of being wild, so I am afraid that it is more precious.

But this guy was dumbfounded and saw a stranger coming. He lowered his head and horns at the crowd, and kept kicking the grass with his feet and hooves. There was a "moo" in his nasal cavity, and he looked like a stranger should not enter.

Everyone looked at each other, and Chen He yelled: "The **** cow is too rude, anyway, we will be neighbors in the future."

"Moo~"

Xu was too close, and Da Hei Niu suddenly raised his head and let out a long howl, so scared that Chen He did not dare to approach. Chen Ergou said: "Can't afford to provoke, still can't hide, let's get around them."

Stepping on a few rocks that were out of the water, everyone carefully crossed a dangerous stream one by one, and finally came to the rocky shore of Linxi Moon Lake in the bay opposite the Xinghu Lake and stopped.

As the sun sets, the sun shines on the lake, reflecting billions of gold sparkles. Occasionally a few fish jumped out of the water, accurately bit the grasshopper on the straw, and then fell into the water after drawing a beautiful arc in the air. At this time, a group of waterfowls swim out from the water plants and reeds to have a full meal.

Huang Lei said with emotion: "This is my ideal place to live in seclusion for the elderly. Every morning, I open the door and see the distant mountains. There is a lake in front of the door with fish and birds swimming together... You can live here for the rest of your life."

Chen Ergou looked at the group of plump waterfowls and moved his index finger, "When it gets dark, I will take you to the reeds to catch the birds."

When Peng Yuyan saw this scene, his eyes were full of excitement, "Not only catching birds, but also catching fish. Wild fish are the most tender in wild water. I must catch a big one."

He hurriedly took out his "artifact" and yelled that he was going to lay the net, but he couldn't figure it out alone: ​​"Chen He, come and help me. Whether I can eat fish at night depends on this net."

"okay,"

Chen He dropped his backpack, took off his shoes, pulled up his sleeves and ran over to the water, triumphantly said: "You still can't live without me for this kind of life."

"Yes, yes, you are the most important thing. Stop talking nonsense, grab this end, I'm in the water."

"I'll help too." Yoona also ran over to join in the fun.

Chen Ergou said, "Be careful of the water depth."

Grinning, he didn't mention that there might be pythons and leeches in the water, otherwise it would be hard to tell if they would dare to go into the water.

Fan Pingguo untied his braids, wiped his sweaty forehead, and attacked Chen Ergou and said, "I want to wash my hair, can I? My head is knotted, and it's too uncomfortable to twist it dry."

Chen Ergou looked up at the shape of the sunset in the sky, but his face was not much relaxed, and said warmly: "I don't rush to wash for a while. It will be dark soon. We don't have much time. The task is to build a camp."

"Well, listen to you." Fan Apple is not willful.

Everyone put the package together and took out all the tools.

Chen Ergou looked at the horizon for a long while, with a worried expression on his face: "There is a saying: Do not go out in the morning, and the sunset will travel thousands of miles. Look at the southeast early, and the northwest at night. If there are morning clouds in the southeast in the morning, it may rain. It’s best to bring some rain gear when you go out. There will be sunset clouds in the northwest at night, and it usually doesn’t rain. But now the clouds in the northwest are too thick and the mountain transpiration is too high, so thunderstorms will inevitably occur."

"When the weather is bad, the human body will also give feedback: for example, the head becomes dry and tight, it is inconvenient to comb the hair, and there will be a dry feeling. If this is the case, it indicates that there may be heavy rain. Rheumatoid arthritis, People with symptoms such as corns will also feel particularly uncomfortable when the air humidity increases. These are signs of torrential rain, so it is better for us to hurry up."

Following Chen Ergou's statement, everyone rushed.

In the evening, the popularity of the live broadcast room also began to rise sharply. The audience listened to his talk about metaphysics, and they were also happy to discuss it——

"My dog ​​master metaphysics is great. Doesn't that rheumatism become a weather forecast? A blessing in disguise."

"My big dog is proficient in the five elements and gossip. He knows astronomy and geography. He knows 500 years before he knows 500 years later. He knows exactly when your old hen lays eggs and how many eggs will be laid. What's wrong!"

"Haha, I watch the sky at night, and there must be a heavy rain tonight-just look at the lake. So many fish come out of the water to breathe. It's clear that there is rain."

"See you, the big breasted brother upstairs, people who often fish are very sensitive to this."

"Srispy warmly presents a private school for anchor Chen Ergou...Everyone, go grab the treasure chest!"

"666, stay upstairs, the local tyrant's little brother. In the poor Taoist temple, you have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, a red bird on the foot, and a piggyback basalt. If my brother is sincere to offer me a golden ten thousand taels, he must saddle his horse and eliminate this evil spirit. The Buddha said that I will not go to **** and who will go to hell."

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Chen Ergou untied his equipment and said, "Actually, it is a big misunderstanding to start choosing camps just after dusk!"

"Under normal circumstances, after a long day of trekking, it is difficult to have enough energy to choose a better camping site, and there will not be too many opportunities for us to choose. But we have no choice but to race against time. The choice of camping in the wild I’ve said the conditions almost many times, do you have any good ideas?"

Everyone picked up long knives and short clubs to prepare for a big fight. Hearing the words, they looked at the surrounding environment and wondered where to build a camp. Only Fan Pingguo was stunned and shouted: "It's not fair, I'm a newcomer, how do I know the conditions for choosing a campsite in the wild?"

Chen Ergou said helplessly: "Well, try to find a place with a wide view, smooth access, shelter from the wind and cool, flat and dry ground, and close to the water source, but you must never camp in the middle of the canyon to avoid accidents caused by mountain floods. Also. It is not allowed to camp near the river canal, so as not to flood the Jinshan..."

"How is it there?"

Millet pointed to a piece of woods invitingly, "Look at the clearing of the woods over there, not far from the water source, and there are trees that shelter the wind and rain, similar to those on the island. You can tie a hammock to the two big trees, and you will be full. It must be fun to watch the sunset in a hammock."

Chen Ergou shook his head and said: "This is not an island, and there is not so much wind. Too dense bushes are not an ideal camping site, and there should not be too many snakes and insects here, I am afraid it will be bad at night."

Fan Pingguo also found a lonely cliff. She pointed her finger over it. Before she said anything, she was denied by Chen Ergou. "It's also not possible under the cliff. Rock falls often and it is not suitable for camping. Huh... there is a hole."

He took a closer look at this raised cliff, holding a jungle knife to chop off the covered rattan and weeds, his eyes lit up, and he said, "It's not impossible. This is a natural depression with little space. , There are not too many rocks falling around, and there can be some dry wood stored in the depression in rainy days."

"Just choose here!"

Master Huang swung the machete a few times, and said enthusiastically: "I'll first look for bamboos nearby and get some materials back."

Huang Lei also said, "I'll get a stove~www.readwn.com~ Ergou is the responsibility of building the house."

"Then what are we doing?" Fan Pingguo also walked over.

Chen Ergou said: "OK, you clean up all the weeds and gravel nearby, maybe you will stay here for two more days. Big stones can stay, we need to cast stoves, fences...Xiao Ming , Can’t find bamboo, the same goes for those trunks with thick arms."

Under his orderly command, the entire team was mobilized.

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(Two dogs: Yumei, you have to work hard this month! If you are lazy, how can you ask for a monthly pass! Yumei is weak: Is it okay to wear high-heeled stockings to dance in the Pure Land of Bliss?)

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