Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

On the stage of "Host Contest", Li Mubai spoke softly and softly.

After speaking, he turned sideways and pointed to a picture of a police badge on the big screen.

This is a police badge on the arm of a police officer on duty under the scorching sun. The streets full of traffic silently indicate its solemnity and responsibility.

Re-facing the audience, Li Mubai introduced: "Recently, an article "Guardian Jie Fangxi" was very popular on the public account.

Every word in it, every punctuation mark, is a true record of the police cymbal's year-round life. "

At the bottom of the judge's seat, Dong Qing put his hands on the table and smiled gracefully.

When she listened carefully, she was always accustomed to this, like a primary school student in class.

Seeing that the camera was not filming, he whispered to Kang Hui next to him: "I have read this article, and it was written very flamboyantly."

When Dong Qing clicked, Kang Hui pondered for a moment, then whispered, "Is it fireworks? Let's wait and see!"

Li Mubai saw the two people chatting in a low voice on the jury's seat, but he had no time to take care of him, who was fully engaged in the competition.

"As soon as they heard the word "guardian", many people thought it was another serious theme article, full of bullets.

Who knows, when I open it at one point, I see all kinds of strange events. "

On the big screen, pictures and short videos that many people have blurred impressions are displayed one after another——

Li Mubai's pleasant voice said slowly, "For example, a few people gathered to smoke and were taken back to the police station.

The first step is to do a urine test and speak with the evidence.

At this time, Zhang Mou, who was wearing a shiny gauze skirt, pouting hyaluronic acid lips, and delicate makeup and hair, insisted that he did not smoke, resisted hard, and refused to take a urine test.

Under the pull, a long net red hair fell to the floor with a screeching screech.

Actually, it turned out to be a big lady in women's clothing..."

This part is quite funny, listening to Li Mubai's pleasant voice and watching the corresponding short video on the big screen, many people laughed out loud.

"Hahaha... I've seen this news, and it made me laugh to death!"

"It turns out that this happened in our Changsha, and our 'entertainment capital' also has such sand sculptures?"

"Don't Li Mubai teach Tang poetry? Disappointed!"

"Stupid upstairs, the theme of this episode of Li Mubai and Bai Ying is "police cymbals". Does it have anything to do with Tang poetry?"

"Why do you want to talk about such a vulgar subject, it's all rotten!"

"It sounds interesting for the time being, I hope you don't collapse!"

"I hope to hear a splendid article that makes people's blood boil in the second round of the finals."

"..."

Many audience members hoped that Li Mubai could speak a different flavor.

Li Mubai didn't know this, but the typhoon became more relaxed and smiled: "For example, a fugitive annihilation criminal.

Through multiple street surveillance, the police locked the hotel where the suspect entered and exited, and immediately rushed to the hotel front desk to check the surveillance.

A man happened to be passing by. Out of the traditional onlookers and curiosity inherent in our people, he couldn't help but stepped forward and looked around.

The police looked familiar, and when they asked, it was the suspect himself! "

"Hahaha!!!"

Such a 'sad reminder' scene was told so seriously by Li Mubai, and many people with low laughing points couldn't help laughing out loud again.

Li Muqing covered his mouth and giggled: "This guy is too miserable!"

Dad Li smiled all over his face: "This is the common sense that taught you to write essays when you were young. You must have a sense of substitution in the beginning and transition. Your brother listened to it, and it's better than the blue!"

Li Ma smiled brightly, and she whispered reproachfully: "At this time, don't show off your sour text... It's strange, why doesn't my son look at us all the time?"

"..."

Not only Li Muqing was very immersive, but at this time, everyone who watched the live broadcast basically listened to it.

And listen and listen, there is a feeling of red dust and fireworks lingering in my heart.

The professional jury, including Kang Hui, nodded slightly, satisfied with Li Mubai's current level.

Although it doesn't sound as good as "If there is no Li Bai", it is not as exciting as "Fighting Man Du Fu", but it is the standard that news media people should have.

During the preparation of the players, the remaining players had already been discussing non-stop.

Zou Yun: "Mu Bai is very down-to-earth. It feels like a story meeting. It's amazing!"

Feng Shuo: "It's really down-to-earth and real. These two jokes we all know are very exciting, and it feels like the finishing touch!"

Wang Jianing smiled and said, "Mu Bai is a genius, his ideas must be different!"

Tian Jinghua: "If this is maintained, the score of the public jury should be not low..."

At this moment, only Bai Ying remained silent...

She knew that she took it for granted, and that she underestimated Li Mubai!

Thinking that people are not good at this first-line type of subject matter, who knows that they seem to be several times better than her.

Of course, she had a basis for her opinion, and it was based on Li Mubai's three competitions.

Putting aside the first and third rounds, the second round that won the super-high score, Li Ziqi discussed by Li Mubai is actually closer to the entertainment industry.

The only main theme of the big white boat, Li Mubai's discussion can't be ordinary in her opinion, every word shows the shallow knowledge under his beautiful vocabulary.

just now……

Bai Ying could only listen attentively, scouring his stomach to think of a better argument.

What I prepared before felt a little empty!

On the stage, Li Mubai said with a smile, "Is this a response to the online sayings 'curiosity killed the cat' and 'the people who eat melons unfortunately ate their own melons'?"

"Hahaha!!"

"It's my story, the police in the Xia district (clasping fists)"

"Suspects who watch the fun, it really is the essence of human beings to watch the fun."

"Li Mubai is right, our police are like full-time nanny, we take care of everything and see everything!"

"Have you ever seen a fist the size of a sandbag?"

"Hello, we have been informed of your whereabouts 0.9 times through the network cable. Please report to the local Pinex station automatically tomorrow."

"..."

The laughter fell, and Li Mubai's voice turned sincere: "This is not a movie, let alone a rehearsal of life, this is a real thing.

The strange things you think are in the opinion of the director of the Paigui Institute: "Wonderful things and strange people are actually daily trivial matters!"

Laughing and laughing, many people began to cry at the fireworks in the article, and sent more than 1 comments with high scores.

In front of the police cymbal, the drunk man collapsed and cried, the annihilated person was terrified, the domestic violence person cried helplessly, and the parents of the deceased wailed in despair...

Fortunately, the police cymbal stood in front of the group of injured people and smoothed the obstacles for them.

Life is just made up of bits and pieces, but it is far more exciting, brilliant, and unexpected than TV shows. ".

Chapter 95. The most touching mortal heart

　"Most touching the hearts of mortals, the fireworks in the world.

Every city has its own urban legend.

Especially when night falls, the lights and wine green complement each other, which is dazzling.

Behind the release of bait is the vigilance that people can easily lose.

The Pozi Street police station is exuding the fireworks of ordinary people: strange, frustrated, desperate, moved, rescued, Fuwei..."

Accompanied by Li Mubai's eloquent voice of Cirou, a video tidbit was played on the big screen——

["There are new police information, please check."

Narrator (Li Mubai): In the early morning, the bells of the police cymbal station kept going up and down.

The two police cymbals gathered their equipment and drowned in the dark night.

On the street, it is not the male and female thieves who are waiting for them in the night, but the "intoxicated" who are lying on the street unattended.

Trivia: (Police: "Master, how much alcohol did you drink?")

Narrator: While asking, help him find his shoes and his phone.

"Drink a little..."

Narrator: The so-called "little bit" of the eldest brother is that he took off his clothes, took off his shoes, threw his mobile phone and lay on the street, and smashed his car with a sign.

Seeing the police cymbal uncle coming, he began to cry: "I am a person abandoned by the world, take me to the police station quickly."]

The video pauses, pauses while the drunk brother is crying hysterically.

Many people's nose is inexplicably sour, and the eye sockets are a bit astringent...

In this era, how many people are not walking forward with a heavy load!

Li Mubai recounted the next story with empathy, just like the gentle voice of the narrator:

"How much is the big brother under the pressure of life and has nowhere to escape, so he begged the police cymbal to take him to the police station?

Fortunately, even when his emotions broke down, he was rational.

He picked up the metal sign at the entrance of the bar and smashed his own car. No one else's car was touched! "

The pictures switched with laughter, and Li Mubai pointed at the screen and said, "The night police cymbal contacted his friend, and the friend came over immediately, helped him pay the brand money, called a chauffeur, and took him home.

By the way, when the eldest brother left, he paid the bar 150 yuan. He is a very particular person! "

Looking at Li Mubai who gave a serious thumbs up, many people couldn't help laughing out loud.

Li Mubai smiled and turned slightly while taking advantage of the pause.

While turning around, he glanced at the employee's family area and saw his sister Li Muqing with her arms raised.

The parents didn't see it, but they must be sitting on both sides.

Inexplicably peaceful in my heart, I said more confidently and calmly: "Brother smashing the car is lucky, there are friends who take care of him, but not everyone is so lucky.