Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

If there is no more, Kang Hui has already signed Li Mubai, and there is no hope for Mango Taiwan!

He Jiong sighed that Li Mubai had returned to normal at this time.

Taking the role of a female friend, with a foolish tone, he said in a low voice, "My girlfriend is about to petrify next to me!"

Turning his head to the right: "Who am I???"

Turn your head to the left: "Where am I????"

Go to the middle: "I'm afraid I have a mental retardation? What should I do now???"

The female audience who happened to have experienced this scene laughed collectively after listening to it, and there were a lot of "that's it" words in the audience.

Li Qiyue looked at Li Mubai on the stage with tears and laughter, turned to Wang Jianing and said, "My male ticket is also so stupid, I was in this mood at the time, it was really petrified!"

Wang Jianing likes Li Mubai very much, but she can't get the laughing point of this paragraph.

Hearing Li Qiyue's words, she thought for a while and said embarrassedly: "My ex-boyfriend is quite normal, and I never do such a sand sculpture."

After a pause, he said with a bitter face: "If I knew that boys are so rude, I wouldn't dump my successful ex-boyfriend!"

Li Qiyue's heart was full of gossip, and she whispered: "When did you have an ex-boyfriend, why didn't I know?"

Wang Jianing muttered in a low voice, "It's a family marriage. The man wanted me to be a full-time wife, but I didn't agree. After a meal and a movie, we broke up!"

Li Qiyue's face was full of constipation: "Can this count as an ex-boyfriend?"

While speaking, Li Mubai raised his second finger and said loudly, "The Boys' Annual Drama: "When the Basketball Gets Stuck on the Basket".

This time, not only young audiences, but even Wang Han, who was born in the 70s, has long-standing memories...

The younger Da Zhang Wei, Wang Yibo, and Chi Zi laughed knowingly and stared at Li Mubai on the stage expectantly.

Li Mubai laughed like a memory and said: "First, a group of sand sculptures will throw shoes, but also fairness and justice, each person can only throw it once.

If it's a group of people with good touches, hehe... Take turns jumping to see who can take the ball off, right? "

Many young people at the scene shouted the truth, and the atmosphere was full of immersion.

After all, as long as you have played basketball, it is impossible not to have experienced this scene. This is the youth memory of every Sao year!

Li Mubai smiled and said, "Finally... hit it with someone else's basketball.

Of course, if the second basketball is also stuck, then the purpose of this group of sand sculptures has changed! "

The drama mode is online again, and the finger sky laughs: "Hahahaha... five... five, it's not a ball fighting!"

The soundtrack plays Huang Jianxiang's classic phrase at the right time: He is not fighting alone.

The voices of the two sounded almost at the same time, and they complemented each other with great laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha"

"So real, exactly the same!"

"Just like the boys in our class!"

"Li Mubai's laugh just now was too demonic, like Master Xing's laughter, and what he said was too true!"

"Is this really a boy? It turns out that I'm a girl, and I've done this too!"

The sense of substitution in this performance is stronger than the first one, so when Huang Jianxiang's voice sounded, the audience burst into laughter.

Da Zhangwei got this joke in particular, his cheeks hurt when he laughed, he covered his stomach and laughed miserably: "Oh, I'm going, I really like Li Mubai so much!"

Chizi on the side nodded hurriedly, and the demonic laughter of laughing was always heard.

Li Dan, this lazy bastard, laughed more reservedly!

He has no fate with sports, so it's hard to laugh unscrupulously at cynical jokes without a sense of substitution.

However, I was looking forward to it in my heart, and muttered: "It is easy to switch between various stage performance styles, and we should be able to adapt to our "Tucao Conference"."

Returning to his serious appearance, Li Mubai raised his third finger.

A voice resembling the taste of Xingye then sounded: "Girls throw trash VS boys throw trash."

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chapter 60. Li Mubai, are you a devil?

"Girls are like this... the right power, the right power, the right power."

Vividly performed three elegant actions of throwing garbage, Li Mubai straightened up and faced the audience.

Immediately, he stood like a basketball player shooting a basketball, hehe smiled and said, "Boys throw garbage... wow! Look at my three-point magic and a fallback jump shot!!"

"Hahaha!!"

Another familiar male demonic behavior.

The audience saw Li Mubai's handsome fallback jumper, and after being stunned for a while, they all laughed out loud in memory.

When he landed handsomely, Li Mubai raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "OK, then here comes the problem, what should I do if I can't throw it in?"

In response to the smiling audience, he nodded and said, "It seems that your smart little brains have already guessed the answer... Yes, go back to the original position, it doesn't feel good, come again."

As he spoke, he put on an unwilling shooting investment, and the laughter below was already perfectly matched.

"Hahaha... The real me, I am such an obsessive-compulsive disorder patient, and I am willing to throw garbage in it."

"The giant is so real!"

"Men like two things the most, one is being alone with their lover, and the other is being silly with their brothers, I am!"

"And another, there will always be a boy in the school who suddenly makes a pitching motion when he is walking."

"Our girls' joy is also very simple!"

"Well, that's just watching the sand sculptures of boys, right?"

"There is a fart smell in the dormitory, so the annual psychology and spy war suspense drama will start!"

"Suspense drama II, whose athlete's foot is fragrant in the whole dormitory, hahaha"

"..."

Listening to the jokes in the auditorium not far away, Di Lireba and Yang Mi finally couldn't hold back their laughter again.

Not so funny, just really down to earth!

Especially the fragrant fart smell in the dormitory, this is an eternal topic that every college student has experienced, and they each have a deep memory.

When the audience's laughter subsided a little, Li Mubai kept connecting to the next paragraph and said, "I'm not afraid of a lot of sand sculptures, but I'm afraid that there will be a nest of sand sculptures.

How stupid are the boys who live in one litter?

Dorm remakes of various classic videos with brooms, pots, and toilet brushes as props, various…”

After saying that, he turned his head to look at the smiling big Zhang Wei who stomped his feet.

Perhaps it was because of the same odor that they were called confidants. Da Zhang Wei's smile was particularly powerful, which added a lot of brilliance to Li Mubai's performance. .

Looking at the 'confidant' with a smile, he asked, "What else?"

Turning his eyes, Da Zhang Wei immediately pretended to be a ghost, raised his hands, and said in a low voice, "No~ I want~ turn my head~ oh~ oh!!"

This episode of pretending to be a ghost is very funny, the audience applauded enthusiastically, and they laughed very much at the big teacher.

I have to say that this interaction of the big teacher is very witty, and it is also in line with the style of the sand sculpture roommates in the university dormitory.

Li Mubai shrugged and continued with a smile: "If you bought some things together, such as air conditioners, small refrigerators, speakers, air conditioners, drones, etc."

The festive soundtrack sounded, Li Mubai spread his hands, shook his head and said, "There's even a special ceremony!"

Ha ha ha ha! !

Thinking of the various "ribbon-cutting ceremonies in dormitory" that are popular on the Internet, the audience's cheeks hurt from laughing.

Female audience members like Yang Mi and Di Lireba were speechless.

They usually didn't pay attention, but when Li Mubai explained each item in detail, they suddenly realized that boys can be childish to such a level! ?

Li Mubai had already walked up to Li Sha Minzi at this time, and interviewed, "Minzi, what kind of childish behavior do you think boys have?"

She tilted her head for a while pretending to think, and Li Shaminzi replied 'embarrassedly', "Well... find a way to get the other party to call her father, and then agree?"

Wang Jianing, who was beside him, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and said puzzled, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is really... I'm so fascinated!"

Without answering the doubts of the two beauties, Li Mubai suddenly turned his head and said loudly to several male stars, "Who wants to play "Wrestling, Dad" with me for a second time?"

There was no need to rehearse, Wang Han and everyone said in unison, "Wrestling, what?"

There was thunderous laughter and similar shouting from the audience.

Li Mubai rolled his eyes, raised his eyebrows in disguise, and replied, "Wrestle~~ smash!"

Hahaha! !

This part of the interaction is too real, and the collective interaction of the stars is also very funny, making everyone laugh.

Di Li Reba was about to laugh madly, tears overflowing from laughter.

He Jiong and Yang Mi, who were on the side, also smiled and leaned back and forth. At this time, they no longer thought about other things, and they were completely devoted to the funny youth created by Li Mubai.

Li Mubai walked to the middle of the stage in a few steps, and kept saying, "When a boy walks alone, his mood will rise..."

After a pause, he spoke at a faster rate: "In the initial symptoms, when you do dribbling, many images will appear in your mind.

I thought I was playing the last game of the NBA Finals.Or, Wang Shipeng beat Slovenia in 5.8 seconds. "

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Do you really want to be so real? Li Mubai, are you a devil?"

"I fantasize about playing a football lore and leading the national football team to the top of the world in the World Cup finals"

"I'll give it a go, this is too real!"

"Li Mubai, why do you study boys so deeply, are you??"

"Lakers championship, what am I!"

"I'm fantasizing about Kamen Rider..."

"Brother, Kamen Rider is not only you!"

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