Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

The scene, which was finally calmer, burst into laughter again.

Zhan Qingyun hugged her stomach with a smile, Cai Kangyong leaned back and forth with a smile, and even Xu Jiru, who was sad, couldn't help grinning.

They didn't talk about this part when they were preparing for the battle before. Judging from the content, it should have just been born when Huang Zhizhong's argument was thrown out.

Such outrageous logical thinking!

Such a shocking and thoughtful analysis of the argument! !

And this funny way of telling it! ! !

Xu Jiru was so ashamed that she remembered the arrogance of her grandmother before, and she didn't know how to face the heroic Li Mubai?

Xiao Xiao, the captain, was completely hilarious after being shocked.

Every time Li Mubai threw out a precise argument that killed Huang Zhizhong, he would applaud desperately to guide the atmosphere.

Wandering in thunderous applause, Li Mubai concluded: "So, I saved a cat not only to save a life, but also to achieve a work of art, this is my first argument."

Whoa whoa whoa! ! !

With applause, Li Mubai tapped his forehead with his slender fingers, thought for a while and said, "And my second argument is to start entirely from myself."

Then he looked at Huang Zhizhong, pointed to himself and said, "They think of civilization and rationality. I don't have it, so I think of myself. It's strange, it seems that I'm the only one?"

This piece of irony can be said to be very sharp, Huang Zhizhong and others smiled awkwardly and politely.

Song Ju'er insisted on "playing the cat" and echoed loudly: "I am such a person too!"

Turning his head to the little beauty with a bright smile, Li Mubai said in a relaxed tone, "I just thought, I was thinking calmly in the fire, should I save the painting or the cat?"

In the context of analysis, Jianmei frowned slightly and said: "What's the benefit of me rescuing the Mona Lisa? It's not mine, and I'm not going to hand it over to the Louvre after rescuing it?

Gallic roosters send me a pennant of theirs and then give me a big compliment, what's the practical benefit? "

Shaking his head, taking a step back, he expounded aloud: "It's no good, and everyone will soon forget about it.

Everyone uses social networks, and in this age of information explosion, no one remembers one thing for more than a week. "

Song Ju'er covered her lips and smiled, and said in a low voice, "That's not necessarily true. I can remember the word 'Oli' for a year."

This sentence will not affect Li Mubai's performance, but it was clearly filmed by the camera aimed at her, and it must have been a big laugh when it was broadcast.

Li Mubai didn't know that Song Cuer got his "Oli-given" stalk again, and said with all his heart: "The hot search an hour ago was still 'Rescue painting hero Li Mubai', you were just swiping this Weibo, the next one - Gao Xiaosong late at night Get drunk."

After speaking, Li Mubai turned sideways and stopped motionless, with a funny expression of 'please don't hit me'.

The scene exploded without incident, and strange screams and cheers came one after another.

Everyone knows that Xiao Dajin once got drunk late at night and was sentenced to prison for driving under the influence, which made a big news.

At that time, there was no legislation on drunk driving, so it was not a taint of personality. Gao Xiaosong has faced it calmly over the years.

At this time, Li Mubai took it out to ridicule, and he waved the folding fan in his hand in disbelief, as if he was about to fight.

Peat, this unpredictable disaster suffered!

After interacting for a while, Li Mubai smiled and said, "Your attention has been diverted, right? The comments are also very funny. Gao Xiaosong used the money for selling anxiety to get drunk!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Li Mubai is really awesome!"

"The variety show debate is like this. As long as the audience can be amused and the atmosphere can be raised, the actual content is not that important."

"It's so hard for me, watching Li Mubai's performance is on the verge of dying of laughter!"

"Li Mubai's method of dismantling points is very strong, and he has dismantled the points in his grasp."

"..."

The cheeks of all the wonderful debaters laughing hurt, this guy Li Mubai really gave them a big surprise, he was really strong!

Gao Xiaosong, who was pretending to be dissatisfied, clasped his fists, Li Mubai smiled and said, "After I say this, you probably don't even know what we are debating, right?

But this is the society, everyone will forget it very quickly.

Everyone will forget about it, only I will dream of this charcoal-grilled kitten in countless late nights with no one. "

Huang Zhizhong couldn't help laughing, but his heart was full of admiration for Li Mubai.

Combined with the previous debate on the pennant of the Louvre, the so-called charcoal-grilled kitten is to exchange fresh life for short-term glory.

The audience who laughed to the point of insanity did not realize that Li Mubai had quietly sublimated the theme and issued a sharp moral torture.

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Chapter 21. Grandfather's strange joke

"Wonderful Flower" is full of smart people, and there are countless strong people.

After thinking about it for a while, many debaters easily understood the profound meaning of Li Mubai's words, and couldn't help but admire him.

Turning his head to meet Ma Dong's gaze, Cai Kangyong gave a thumbs up and said with a smile, "I really like Li Mubai more and more!"

Gao Xiaosong waved his folding fan and joked: "Don't like people, they are the sons of CCTV."

Ma Dong winked and said, "If you like it, it's because of your wealth!"

Song Cuer snickered, and it was very hard to endure the smile by being amused by the three old men.

She was very annoyed that she could understand Gao Xiaosong's hidden stalks, which was too bad!

Cai Kangyong had a speechless expression.

Just as he was about to refute, Li Mubai spoke up again, but had no choice but to give up.

"Who cares about me? I have been living under such mental depression for a long time, ranging from depression to suicide, and revenge on society in the worst case. Who cares about me, no one cares about me!"

Admiring applause sounded, and Li Mubai elaborated seriously: "And if I save the cat, there will be too many benefits.

First of all, I must keep it. By the way, have you ever been milked by a cat? "

Many people were puzzled and laughed.

People who have never owned a cat are very unfamiliar with this amusing word, but the charm of Chinese makes its meaning easy to grasp.

Li Mubai covered his heart and said in a arrogant tone: "I am awakened by the cat's milking every day, and every foot is on my conscience!"

"Forehead goose goose goose!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"God! Help!"

It was so funny that everyone laughed.

Song Ju'er was lying on the table with a smile, the word "conscience" got her weird smile.

Li Mubai didn't stop because of the laughter, and said loudly: "Every kick of this cat reminds me, Li Mubai, you are a good person!

Is this still a cat?

This is the moral eye I keep in our house! "

The cheers were boiling. In order to cater to this wonderful game, Xiao Xiao took the lead, and many people shouted "Save the cat" in unison.

On the score table on the big screen, the negative side has already won 6 more votes than the square.

In this short period of time, Li Mubai achieved a shocking counterattack with an explosive performance, completing a great reversal of 55 votes.

Now that his discussion is not over, God knows how many votes ahead of the square at the end?

The royal team was full of hard work, especially Yang Qihan, who had set the flag, his ears were flushed with shame, and he could not wait to find a crack to get in.

It's too embarrassing to lose face!

Yan Rujing squinted at him, Yang Ba's talent pool, can that be underestimated?

Li Mubai looked at the wonderful debaters who were shouting with deep eyes, and said loudly: "I saved this cat, how can I do something bad? It tortures me every day, right?

So I saved this cat, not only one more cat in this world, but also one more good person. This is my second argument. "

There should be applause here, and everyone is very sincere.

Li Mubai squeezed his hands and said with a big smile: "My third argument, um, I personally like watching "Wonderful Flowers" and admire your eloquence and talent.

But I found that your debates have a common feature, that is, like-value. "

Finally stopped talking about jokes, everyone rubbed their sour cheeks and sat upright and listened.

Li Mubai pointed at Huang Zhizhong and said, "Just like Huang Zhizhong, will I tell you, this question is about saving cats?

No, we're arguing whether you can recognize a distant cry.

right?

right? "

This passage imitated Huang Zhizhong's distinctive tone, which made everyone laugh vividly.

At this time, Song Ju'er and the others finally understood that watching Li Mubai's game, you must always prepare for a high-energy attack!

Li Mubai didn't laugh, and said seriously: "I think what Zu'er said just now is good, we still have to start from a simple place. You don't care about the crying nearby, can you control the crying in the distance?"

This sentence is really poking, the thinking is clear and coherent, and it can be called a question from the soul.

The scene was full of cheers, and even Huang Zhizhong applauded in admiration.

By now, he didn't have much confidence in winning or losing, and he just wanted to finish listening to Li Mubai's interesting and profound debate.

For him who fell into shackles, it was also a kind of luck to meet such a novel and powerful opponent.

"On the stage of "Wonderful Flower", I watched a lot of people debating, and I have a deeper feeling like this!

Everyone is very smart, and they are playing with some very advanced concepts here to save mankind and save the wonderful planet.

You are also the audience of "Wonderful Flower", what do you remember now?

The only thing I remember in the end is that Mr. Ma Dong's clothes are getting more and more coquettish. "

Ma Dong cooperated with round eyes, sniffing his nose and looking like he was going to be angry.

Li Mubai turned his back to him and didn't see it. He pointed at the captain Xiao Xiao and said, "What I remember in the end is that the relationship between Xiao Xiao and his mother was good and bad."

Xiao Xiao shook his head with a wry smile, with 'Every family has a hard-to-read scripture' written all over his face.

Li Mubai said: "This is the last thing people remember. Can you say that these are worthless and meaningless? No, this is the last thing you remember."