Entertainment of Spring and Autumn

Chapter 2 is really illiterate

Xue Mu woke up in a daze, his eyes still a bit unable to open. I can feel myself lying on the soft couch with the fragrance of my nose lingering, and there is the sound of wheels rolling on the mountain road, accompanied by bumps.

It seems to be in the carriage of the carriage...

The girl’s voice was crisp and sweet: "Master, have some tea, don’t be too troubled."

Xue Mu's professional sensitivity immediately felt that this voice was ethereal and clear, and it had great potential. Even if he couldn't sing, it would be a leverage to use it as a voice-over CV. Having said that, which dynasty came from? Actually speaking in Mandarin, but it seems to have a little accent that I don't know where it is, soft and glutinous, very comfortable.

Another female voice sounded: "Thanks to the idiot of Feng Lieyang, our southern foundation is destroyed by 80%. Now, don't talk about any big plans, no matter how you want to do it, the sect will sit in the sky sooner or later. Your uncle is still trapped in six doors waiting to be rescued. , I also want to spend a lot of money, so how can the master be at ease?"

This voice is also good, there is an indescribable charm, it sounds so crisp...

Xue Mu finally reluctantly opened his eyes and turned his head slightly to see that a young woman was sitting cross-legged, close to the side of the cloud, looking like autumn water, holding a book in her hand, the side face covered by light gauze was just a glimpse. Just let Xue Mu take a deep breath.

This woman is very beautiful...I saw someone taking a shower before falling into the water, was it the two of them? It's a pity that hell, neither seemed to be wearing any clothes at that time, but it was a pity that they didn't see it clearly!

A girl in white is waving her small fist angrily: "Next time I see Feng Lieyang, I will cut his stuff and send it to be a prostitute!"

"It's not the time to hold accountable... you have this motivation, why don't you do the calculations for the teacher."

The girl's fist stopped in the air, "Uh, what's the account?"

"Last month Jingshi Baihuayuan lost 1,320 taels, Yanzhifang in Lingzhou lost 415 taels, and Xunfangzhai in Wuzhou gained 74 taels...Last month we had a total loss. How many?"

"..." The girl quietly retreated step by step. The eyes were dripping, and the embarrassing appearance made Xue Mu couldn't help but laugh.

"You, do you really think that you can afford a sect just by practicing qigong? Sooner or later you will have to bear these things in the future. What's the use of running?"

"That...haha...by the way, Master, I remembered that I didn't do the morning class yet, I'll go to practice first..."

"Stop! Go and get the calculation chips for your teacher first!"

Xue Mu finally said: "You don't need to use the calculations, the total loss is 1,661 taels."

The girl looked at Xue Mu curiously, blinked her big eyes a few times, and said with a smile: "When you wake up, bragging, it's not good, you wait!" It seemed that she didn't bother to make money, but she was caught Xue Mu directly reported the answer, which aroused curiosity, and ran out with a plop.

Xue Mu still felt pain everywhere in his body. He sat up with some difficulty, and bowed to the young woman: "Thank you, Madam for your help..."

The words of gratitude were not finished yet, the young woman turned her head abruptly, the original Qiu Shui Yingying and even some melancholy feeling disappeared in an instant, she became fierce and icy, and her divine light bloomed.

Xue Mu only felt that there was some great power in her eyes, and the blood in her body was in a disorder, and she couldn't help but spout another mouthful of blood, shocked in her heart.

This Nima's, murderous eyes? Want to be so outrageous?

The light in the young woman's eyes faded, frowning and muttering to herself: "Is there really no trace of cultivation? How is it possible?"

Seeing Xue Mu's qi and blood surging and unable to speak, she pondered for a moment, and then said lightly: "Who are you? Why do you appear in the air inexplicably? What's the matter with the strange poison in the body?"

Xue Mu was asked inexplicably: "How can I have any strange poison?"

"You have more than a thousand toxins in your body, and you also carry a spreading plague source. You are a plague at all. Come on, who are you and what is your purpose?"

Xue Mu stayed for a long time, muttering to himself: "The active periodic table?"

Carrying various epidemic viruses, there are many or even variants, which did not exist in ancient times. In addition, the body raised by various waste oil-poisoned milk powder and various additives... Someone once said that modern people's slapping is a complete periodic table of chemical elements. Wearing ancient times, they themselves are a mobile source of plague. , Is this really the case?

He didn't know how to explain this problem at all. After scratching his head for a long time, he was speechless, and finally asked, "Madam, can I solve this problem?"

The young woman almost laughed angrily: "You are really welcome."

Xue Mu said: "Does the madam want a way to create a plague person like this?"

The young woman's smile faded, her eyes flashed cold again: "You are very smart."

Xue Mu secretly said that the two masters and apprentices are really not good people. He shook his head and said: "Madam, I am afraid I will be disappointed. I am unique in this situation. You can never copy the second one."

The young woman said lazily: "Since you refuse to say it, then go and die."

As soon as he raised his hand, he would take a picture. Xue Mu hurriedly yelled: "As long as I am one, I can already create a plague for his wife!"

The beautiful eyes of the young woman flashed, and she groaned slightly, slowly lowering her palm, seeming to think about how to use this plague man well.

At this moment, the girl Chan'er rushed in, "Master, it's worth the money."

Xue Mu was in a cold sweat, and he was a real life and death. This woman is definitely a murderous demon, and she is actually considering the use of a viper plan like the biochemical plague. It was obvious that she saved herself because of the poisonous body that made her curious and felt that it might be useful. It was definitely not a good intention to save people. Once she felt useless, she would die immediately without knowing how to die.

Xue Mu is also a director-level figure anyway, how could he be willing to let Xiaoming be pinched in the hands of others and used by a woman as a plague tool? While the master and apprentice over there temporarily ignored him, Xue Mu secretly sought a countermeasure to find the initiative in his heart.

His eyes fell on the counters. In fact, this seems to be a feasible entry point? Looking at the weird handful of wood chips, he was also unable to complain. So simple addition and subtraction is already stupid if you don't know how to do mental arithmetic. Even if you have to use a tool, you can also use an abacus. This group of women is worthy of sturdy force, it seems that the culture is not very good...

In the end, whether this is the world of martial arts or the world of fantasy, is it a world of obvious power, that is, the kind of so-called martial arts? As a modern person, why do you have to fight with them and practice endless hard work? That is not to abandon your own strengths and use your weaknesses to meet the strengths of the natives, why bother...

It can be seen from the calculation of their profits and losses that they also need to have food, clothing, shelter and transportation, and they also want to develop in Tuzong. They are not the kind of immortals who are devoted to immortality. Having said that, modern people still have much room for manipulation in such a society...

While thinking about it, Chan'er, the girl over there, suddenly exclaimed: "It's really one thousand six hundred and sixty-one taels!"

The young woman's eyes were also a little surprised. She turned her head to look at Xue Mu, her expression a little bit more respectful for people with ability, and it was no longer the same as looking at ants before. Xue Mu looked at each other calmly and smiled slightly: "If the development of the sect is more important to the lady than the plague, it may be far more important than the lady's imagination."