Entertainment: Kicked Out From The House By The Old Man

Chapter 195

Regarding Bai Jiliang’s large number of ex-girlfriends.

In fact, he himself has a very scientific explanation~

Using Socrates’ wheat ear problem, according to the 37% rule of optimal stopping.

Suppose he talks about one hundred love affairs in his life, and the first thirty-seven times are used to specify the criteria for choosing a mate.

Of the remaining 63, the first one that is higher than the standard for choosing a mate is true love~

The only reason why a person does not meet true love is…there is not enough ex-girlfriends.

Where is Bai Jiliang too many ex-girlfriends, he is just on the way to find true love.

Of course, he is sincere to every girl, and he really likes it.

But he said that he would like it forever. It doesn’t mean that I will still like it in ten, twenty, or fifty years, but that he likes Gu Nian at this moment, so ~ he has the courage to say forever~

Hiss… Isn’t it too scumbag?

There seems to be nothing wrong with what Li D said…-…

…………

When Bai Jiliang made a call and asked the director team to turn on the camera again, the people watching the monitor suddenly felt that the two people felt a little different.

I don’t know why…The middle-aged deputy director suddenly had a bad feeling.

“We have a little way to get off the Ferris wheel, dare you to have a wave of truth or adventure?” Li D suddenly opened his mouth and raised his eyebrows at Bai Jiliang.

Hmm… the eyes are bright, the eyebrows are long and beautiful.

Bai Jiliang was taken aback and smiled, is this the beginning? What is the true face of this girl?

“Okay, but just tell the truth, big adventures or something, we two can’t jump off the Yangcheng Tower in a hug~”

“Would you like to say a Youjump, Ijump?”

“It would be better if I could hug my waist~”

………..

“Smelly rascal, take the move!” Li D’s eyes rolled, “I am beautiful or your ex-girlfriend is beautiful!”

hiss!

The directors looking at the monitor took a breath. What happened to these two people? Why is it like drinking alcohol suddenly?

The middle-aged deputy director was shocked. This stepping horse is a show full of pink and romance! What are you two doing?

Of course, everyone is curious as to what Bai Jiliang will answer.

Naturally, everyone will not be disappointed.

Bai Jiliang raised his brows, jokingly, “Which ex-girlfriend are you asking?”

Good guy!

This kind of answer is really not afraid of being beaten to death!

……….

It’s Bai Jiliang’s turn to ask!

“Compared with your company’s Yang Yang and your boss’s son Lin Shen, who is the most handsome?”

Li D gritted his teeth, “You are handsome!”

Then he did not show any weakness, “Which one of Tang Yan and Liu Shishi looks better?”

Bai Jiliang looked at Li D with weird eyes. Is this girl really afraid of offending people? Could it be the upper hand?

After thinking for a while, “Why isn’t your name?”

Hearing this, Li D’s face blushed, “Then Tang Yan, Master Liu and me, who is the best?”

“She is both good-looking, you are third~”

Li D:? ? ?

“Then you added me to humiliate me?”

“Of course not. I don’t want to talk bad about my ex-girlfriend after we break up. This is the basic quality. I am still a bit responsible.” Bai Jiliang was also a little bit willing.

“Oh roar, is it? Then I am your girlfriend now, why should I be ranked third?”

“A hypothetical girlfriend~ I’m not a real girlfriend, why are you tied for it~”

……….

What did Bai Jiliang say before? Oh yeah, he said he’s very good at teasing girls………

Li D’s people are all dizzy, which is very powerful? He wants to hammer him to death.

Bai Jiliang simply spread himself out, occupying two-thirds of the position, and the whole person is a bit lazy.

“Girl, let me teach you how to distinguish scumbags of different levels, is it okay?”

“Um?”

Distinguish the scumbag? Could it be Bai Jiliang’s self-experience? Li D is really interested.

The Truth or Dare just now can be considered halfway through and can’t be played anymore, and something may happen in the future…

After moving the position a little bit, Bai Jiliang is almost sticking to her body, the head space is a bit small.

“Nah~ When you mention a scumbag to one of your boys, the junior scumbag will say: I am not a scumbag, you have misunderstood me; the intermediate scumbag will say: You said I am a scumbag, so sad; advanced A scumbag would say: I’m a scumbag, you have to be careful with me~”

………..

Li D listened very carefully, so he almost took a small notebook for him to write it down.

“Is the highest man a senior scumbag?” I asked if I didn’t understand.

Bai Jiliang shook his head, “There is also a top scumbag, I advise you not to know it.”

“Why? I want to know.”

“Alright, alright, top scumbags will say: Girl, I will teach you how to distinguish scumbags of different levels, is it okay?”

Li D didn’t react at first, but after a few seconds, his eyes widened, and he pointed at Bai Jiliang with his fingers, “You, you, you…”

“Haha, just kidding, don’t take it seriously.”

What should I do if I suddenly feel that this person is not joking?

……….

“Hahaha, Bai Jiliang is really humorous!”

Hearing the assistant director’s laughter, none of the other staff members who watched the monitor together laughed.

They wonder if the assistant director is crazy… and how can this laugh be similar to crying?

The assistant director is really desperate now, he thinks their group is abolished.

Although there were a few things before these two, but at least it can still be regarded as a normal category.

How come you turn off a camera and turn it on again, so the style of painting becomes like this?

Is there something to watch?

Have!

There are a lot of highlights, even full of highlights.

But is there a relationship with the main theme of the show?

……….

This horse riding is “Let’s fall in love”, not “Perch has an appointment”, Perch will not be so miserable~

If Li D plays Truth or Dare and talks about his ex-girlfriend, why does Bai Jiliang get himself a top scumbag hat for himself?

Is this guy crazy?

“Director, let’s take a look again. The two of them may have discussed a set of ways to get along with each other….It’s quite interesting.” A staff member said cautiously.

“I want to see the two of them fall in love! Do you understand what it is to fall in love?! It’s not a horse riding here to get me some of these things, you can hug and kiss the couple together…”

Hug and kiss two? It’s good if you don’t fight.

………..

“I’m feeling a little unhappy by you now, boyfriend classmate, how are you going to coax me?” Li D suddenly said this with his chin.

“In a bad mood? Why are you in a bad mood?” Bai Jiliang asked nonsense.

“Do you really have no points?” Li D stared at him badly.

“Uh…huh? After sitting in a circle, let’s go down~”

“Don’t run! Don’t want to change the subject, you are now a boyfriend. If you don’t coax me, you are not allowed to go anywhere!”

“Seriously?” Bai Jiliang looked at her with a smile.

Li D nodded, she suddenly felt that the way to record the program like this is so cool, and you can say whatever you want!

And it can be Bai Jiliang~

This is what the other party asked for, so you can’t blame her for howling~

Standing up, Bai Jiliang sat down again, “Then let’s sit in a circle~”

………..

With such a statement, Li D hesitated a bit. After looking at the time, it would be the next arrangement according to the Taiwanese book. The two were going to eat together.

But what… eating, what else are you eating now! Stop eating!

“Cuckoo~”

“Huh? Your stomach screamed?” Bai Jiliang asked after hearing the strange sound.

Li D was a little embarrassed, she didn’t eat breakfast… and the duck beastly refused to admit it, “Why, you heard it wrong~”

“Cuckoo~”

There was another call, but at this time the two had already missed the opportunity to get off the Ferris wheel.

“What time is it now~” Bai Jiliang muttered to himself, raising his hand to look at his watch.

“It’s almost twelve o’clock.” Li D said suddenly pitifully.

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……….

She didn’t feel anything if she didn’t call her stomach, but she felt so hungry when she called her.

“It’s almost twelve o’clock?” Bai Jiliang took out his mobile phone again to check the time with some uncertainty.

It’s eleven and five.

This is called twelve o’clock soon?

“Okay, I found a completely different time concept between the two of us.” Bai Jiliang said.

“What is it~” Li D said weakly.

“You call eleven and five o’clock, if I wake up in the morning, even if it is nine o’clock, in my eyes it is also 8.60, so I have to wait for a while.”

“I’m a bit impatient~ As a boyfriend, can’t I tolerate this?”

“This is a matter of principle~”

“Huh? How about I fight two and one.”

Glancing at Li D’s thin arms and legs, where does this girl get such a big tone? Also fight.

Waved his hand, “Forget it, I’m afraid I might accidentally break you.”

………..

“Bag! By the way, you haven’t made me happy yet~ Boyfriend classmate!” Li D recites the five sons of boyfriend classmate very hard.

In fact, she felt a little frustrated in her heart. Before, she said that her mouth was poisonous, but in the face of Bai Jiliang, it seemed that she was not his opponent even to quarrel….It was so embarrassing.

The ultimate move that I came up with-Truth or Dare, was also directly fooled by this shameless…

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“Actually, I thought of a way to make you happy, but it’s not easy to use here.”

“Would you like to open the door for you and let you use it at an altitude of 600 meters?”

“It would be fine if we went down just now. You have to call me to stop. If you have the ability, you will stay here today.”

“I’ll let my manager Fang send the bedding later, and I will sleep here tonight!”

“Okay, let’s squeeze a bed? But is this progress too fast?”

“You want to be beautiful~ You go to another round ball, we want to look forward to the ball!”

“Then you don’t need to remove your makeup? Overnight makeup is bad for your skin, right?”

“You need to control! The scumbag!”

“…”

The director team just watched these two people sway around again and again, saying that they were happy to make Li D happy but they didn’t see anything.

These two people are just like salted fish, weakly you say and I say…this thing is cut into the main film, and they can’t be done later.

In fact, Bai Jiliang still wants to sit a few more laps, he wants to see how good Li D is patient.

He sat with him until the evening.

It’s a pity that the director team didn’t allow these two second-hands to go on like this.

God knows why this section of the catalog is recorded like this. These two people are really…. Is there any two souls that have been inspired by each other?

………..

[Next, please go to Yangcheng Changlong Wildlife Park to start your first date]

Looking at the task card sent by the director team, Li D refused in his heart.

She wants to eat…. She’s so hungry.

But the arrangement of the program group is like this. It’s too late to eat now…. Let’s just change to dinner, and then we can have candlelight dinner.

Feeling helpless, Li D now regrets that he just refused to get off the Ferris wheel.

Secretly glanced at Bai Jiliang, why is this guy not hungry?

“Dd, what’s the matter with you today…” Li D’s manager Fang Jie was speechless, why this little girl suddenly went crazy.

“Ouuuu, sister Fang, I’m hungry!”

“Oh! Why didn’t you come down? You two were wasting a long time on top. By the way, what did Bai Jiliang tell you when you turned off the camera?”

Li D wanted to say, but he paused and shook his head, “This is a secret~ I’ll tell you later.”

………..

It’s shameful that it’s out of context again. I’m sorry, I’m going to my girlfriend’s house for dinner tomorrow, so I have to get up early.

I have to write a chapter of an old book, I’m really sorry, that’s all for today.

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