Entertainment: I'm Not Just a Hundred Billion Actor

Chapter 499 Giraffe has a fear of heights!

Wang Wu told everyone a joke: “In the past, a man disliked his wife’s short neck and short legs, so he prayed to God, and asked God to give him a beautiful woman with a slender neck and slender legs. A beautiful one with a long neck and long legs

Female giraffe”

Everyone laughed loudly: “Haha, it’s so funny, I can imagine the complex expression of that man!”

“That guy must have collapsed hundreds of grass and mud horses in his heart!’

“God is so dark-bellied!”

Then everyone told the jokes about the giraffe that they remembered one by one.

Wu Lei said: “The giraffe said to the little rabbit, little rabbit, I really hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food, I will slowly pass through my long neck when I eat. Neck, that deliciousness can be enjoyed for a long time, it is great to have a long neck! Little white rabbit, can you imagine?’ Little white rabbit looked expressionlessly

Giraffe, slowly said: 230’Have you ever vomited?”

Everyone laughed: “Haha, the little white rabbit is so interesting!”

“Hahaha, Little White Rabbit will reply too much!”

“Let your giraffe be exposed!

Zhang Xueying said: “The giraffe came back from the mouse’s house and was very angry. The mother deer asked:’What’s wrong, have they bullied you?’ The giraffe said angrily:’They all sit in the bedf and drink. I eat outside alone, alone.”

This is not very funny, everyone smiled faintly.

Li Fei also said one evening: “The giraffe went home dejectedly. The mother deer saw her son and asked with concern: “Didn’t you say that you want to come back in the afternoon? Why come back so early?” The giraffe said:’They all go to the suburbs Mountain up. “Mother Deer asked: “Why don’t you go, do they not want you to go?” The giraffe said sadly: “No, they all go by car.

, I, I can’t sit down”

Her joke is similar to Zhang Xueying’s, and it is not very funny.

Liu Tao finally thought of one: “One day, the tiger, the lion, the bear and the giraffe went to the public toilet together. But when they came to the door of the public toilet, the other three were allowed to enter. Only the giraffe was seen in the toilet. The monkey stopped. The giraffe asked incomprehensibly: “Uncle Monkey, they can all go in, why just stop me?” The old monkey said with a smile

: “Whoever makes your kid grow taller is afraid that you will peek at the women’s toilet next door!”

Compared with the previous two jokes, this joke is still very funny, and everyone laughed.

When everyone was telling jokes, neither Huqing nor Zheng Xun laughed. They were all thinking about jokes.

When they were about to talk, they didn’t expect one. Song Group thought of one and preached: “The giraffe is in the hospital, and the lion and the giraffe are looking at it through the window. The rabbit asked, has it been lying down since entering the hospital? The lion said, yes. The rabbit asked, how long has it been? The lion said, five days ago. The rabbit said, it’s so pitiful. The lion said, yes. The doctor said it’s in this life

Can’t stand up either. The rabbit asked, what disease did it have, so serious? The lion said that the doctor said it had a fear of heights.

“Hahahaha” Everyone burst into laughter: “Fear of heights, that giraffe is really terminally ill!”

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