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The audience had long been amused by the two, some even shed tears.

At this time, everyone has discovered that this is a cross talk.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "I also found a problem, that is, many famous figures in the Three Kingdoms have done small businesses. Do you know anyone?"

Xu Jun said, "You don't need to find this, it's written in the book. Like Liu Bei sold straw sandals, Zhang Fei sold pork, and Guan Yu shipped goods."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "What you said is all right, then do you know what kind of small business Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have done?"

Xu Jun said in surprise: "General Changsheng Zhao Zilong? He is a descendant of a family and he has never done a small business."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and sighed: "Teacher Xu, I don't know what to say about you. You have to think and ask more when you study. We can't help but ask for more understanding. I tell you that Zhao Yun has sold rice cakes."

"Pouch"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Xu Jun asked suspiciously: "Zhao Yun sells rice cakes? Was there rice cakes at that time? Where did you find them?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "Jiang Wei said in a drama of the Three Kingdoms." In general, all five tigers and generals are lost, and only Zhao Zilong is old and old! "Zhao Zilong is "always selling rice cakes." That is to say, he sells rice cakes without selling anything else in his life."

Xu Jun patted his thigh, and said, "Your kid is really good."

"Hahaha."

"I can't take it anymore."

"Zhao Yun is old and old, and he has become an old rice cake seller, so talented."

"I take it, Yunhuang is a cow."

Among the stars, Yao Na had the lowest laugh point. At this time, she was out of breath and said, "Xiao Yunhai, bastard, I really can't stand it."

Ye Yongren chuckled and said, "Who said no? He brought the humor and wit when he usually speaks to the stage, and it really makes people laugh."

On the stage, the cross talk between the two is getting better.

Xiao Yunhai asked, "Teacher Xu, who do you think is the most capable of the Three Kingdoms?"

Xu Jun didn't even think about it, blurted out, and said: "Zhuge Liang"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhuge Liang, know astronomy from the top, and geography from the bottom. He knows one-third of the world before he leaves the cottage. He is very capable, but in Wuzhangyuan, how did Sima Yi run to death?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Sima Yi's ability to withstand greatness."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "Sima Yi is very capable, so why did Zhao Yun scare away at the street pavilion? What's the matter?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Zhao Yun's ability to withstand greatness.

Xiao Yunhai said: "General Changsheng, seven in and seven out in Changbanpo to rescue the young master A Dou. But why did he let Zhang Fei break when he was at Dangyang Bridge?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Zhang Fei's ability."

Xiao Yunhai shook his head, and said, "Hulaoguan, three heroes fight with Lu Bu, brother three fight one?"

Xu Jun said: "That is Lü Bu's ability to withstand it."

Xiao Yunhai said: "White Gate Tower, Cao Cao killed Lu Bu."

Xu Jun said weakly: "That is Cao Cao's ability."

Xiao Yunhai said: "In the Battle of Chibi, Cao Cao's hundreds of thousands of troops were burned down by a fire, and Guan Yu almost killed him on Huarong Road."

Xu Jun said: "That is Guan Yu's ability."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Guan Yu is capable of being great? What about going shopping in Maicheng then? I have put my life there. Teacher Xu, how can you think about whose capacity is great?"

Xu Jun waved his hand and sighed: "I don't know."

Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "I'll tell you, everyone has ears pricked up and listened. The most capable one is: Me."

"Come on?" Xu Jun said: "What can you do?"

Xiao Yunhai said triumphantly: "I am able to endure a lot. I tell you, no matter how powerful they are, I can make them change their careers. You say I am not a bull?"

Xu Jun said with a cry, "You mean you can arrange another job for them."

Xiao Yunhai said, "No problem."

Xu Jun said, "Well, let me ask you, what can Cao Cao's general Zhang Liao and Zhang Wenyuan do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I will be a teacher in kindergarten, specializing in children."

Xu Jun asked suspiciously: "Why is this?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "In the battle of Xiaoyaojin, the Dongwu who fought were scared in their dreams. As long as Zhang Liao is here, the children dare not cry. Zhang Liao stops crying, and it is most suitable to put it in kindergarten to see the children."

"Hahaha"

"Don't tell me, it really happened."

"Emperor Yun put together the allusions and cross talk in it, which is great for entertaining and learning."

Xu Jun asked again: "General Zhang Fei, what can Zhang Yide do?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide, put them in the bank as security."

Xun Jun said: "Why is this?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "Do you still understand this? One is that he sleeps and snores, and the other is that he stares at him when he sleeps. It looks like a thief doesn't dare to approach him. It's the most suitable security."

"What about Cao Cao?"

"Cao Cao, to be a plastic surgeon, to escape, cut his beard and abandon his robe, and changed his appearance. The plastic surgery skills are good."

"Hahaha."

Wang Guoan in the audience shook his head and smiled: "Cao Cao is a plastic surgeon, he thought it out."

Xu Jun continued to ask: "Okay. Liu Bei and Liu Xuande?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Go acting in a TV series. The buddies will come when they cry and tears. It's not like acting yet."

"What about Zhuge Liang?"

"Ready-made, Zhuge Liang opened the website, and the screen name was Zhuge Kongming."

"Zhao Yun, Zhao Zilong?"

"Send express delivery. Changbanpo seven in and seven out, that's a quick one, don't delay things."

"Then Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang?"

"Being China Xia’s negotiator, going through five rounds and beating six generals, the negotiation is guaranteed to win, he is the most suitable."

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The audience in front of the stage and in front of the TV was already laughing.

Every time the two said something, everyone burst into laughter, and the whole party became a sea of ​​joy.

Even if Hong Tianchou had heard it once, he was laughing forward and backward, let alone the person who heard this story for the first time.

Finally, Xu Jun nodded and looked at Xiao Yunhai in admiration: "I, Xu Jun, have never convinced anyone in this life. You are the only one."

Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, "All talented people are like this."

Xu Jun shook his head and said, "No, what I admire is not your talent, but your...skin."

"Hahaha." The audience laughed.

Xu Jun continued: “It’s no wonder that Wanqing has hosted an awards ceremony with your partner and is reluctant to cooperate with you anymore. I understand now that working with you is indeed a loss. Everyone, I have already suffered. No more, this stage will be handed over to him. When he gets down, I will come up again. See you later."

"Is it gone?" Xiao Yunhai looked at Xu Jun's back and said, "It's really going down. Hey, I finally got him away, comrades, it's not easy."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun's words are really interesting."

"What he said to Mr. Xu Jun should be considered a cross talk, right?"

"Yes, I heard that Yunhuang has also played a sketch at the Yanjing Film Academy. It was only archived by the Academy and not spread outside."

"It's a pity."

Xiao Yunhai on the stage said: "Well, the cross talk about the Three Kingdoms that I just talked to with Teacher Xu, there are many bridge sections in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and everyone should be familiar with them. Below, these should be my songs and everyone. It’s time to meet. Director Hong asked me to introduce you to everyone. Actually, I really don’t have much to say. To be honest, it’s all I squeezed out in the house. It’s up to everyone. Let's judge."

"Now let us welcome Yan Kun to bring a song "Cao Cao" with warm applause."

Amidst the warm applause, a burst of passionate electronic piano was introduced to everyone's ears, and Yan Kun appeared on the stage in a casual outfit.

"It's not that the hero does not read the Three Kingdoms.

If you are a hero, how can you not understand loneliness.

Walking down the Changban **** alone, the moonlight is too gentle.

Cao Cao is not long-winded, he wants to take Jingzhou.

Use conspiracy, arrogance, confession, and conspiracy.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the three kingdoms were divided into three countries, and the flames of war continued.

The children's love is always swayed by troubled times, who will cook the wine.

Intrigue is the three kingdoms, can’t distinguish right from wrong

After being disturbed for thousands of years, everything started all over again.

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I have to say that Yan Kun's voice is indeed naturally good. In the verse part, he is very delicate and passionate. His voice is full of magnetism. The chorus part is high-pitched and powerful, with ease. Technically, it can be said that he has reached the peak of a singer.

"Wow, Yunhuang's song is really good. This singer is also very good and has a very good voice."

"They are among the top three in the Super Singer Contest, can they not sing well?"

"It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. I think the song of Emperor Yun is better."

Yao Na said to Ye Yongren: "Lao Ye, your nephew's singing skills are really amazing. Compared to the Super Singer Contest, there has been so much progress. It's just like two people. As long as there are a few more masterpieces, it will be right away. A little king of music. This singing is really good."

Ye Yongren shook his head and smiled bitterly: "A few masterpieces? Lao Na, do you think good songs are so easy to find. If I hadn't saved my face and asked Yunhai for help, how could I get such a good song? Hey, let me say Yan Kun and the others are indeed very sad. They were in the same period as Xiao Yunhai. It is really difficult to stand out from his aura."

Chen Huan said: "This is a wicked evildoer. Let alone young singers like them, even we can't compare to them. Apart from the others, these six songs written for the Three Kingdoms in one go are in the entire Chinese music circle. No one can do it at all. In terms of creative ability alone, he is the well-deserved number one in today's music world. What he lacks is only qualifications."

After singing "Cao Cao", Yan Kun bowed deeply to the audience, and then walked off the stage.

Xiao Yun said on Haitai: "Everyone, is this song good enough?"

"Passable."

Everyone gave Xiao Yunhai a lot of face and said in unison.

Xiao Yunhai nodded, and asked, "Is Yan Kun singing well?"

"it is good."

"Where is the applause? Why didn't I hear it?"

"Papa Papa."

As soon as Xiao Yunhai's voice fell, the audience's applause resounded like a tide in the entire Grand Theater.

Looking at Xiao Yunhai who was swaying freely on the stage, Ye Yongren sighed deeply, and said, "It's not a little bit worse."

When the applause stopped, Xiao Yunhai gave a thumbs up to the audience and exclaimed, "There is an aesthetic."

"Hahaha."

The three words immediately made everyone laugh.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "This song is considered to have found its most suitable owner. Below are the performances of three peerless beauties. Blessed male compatriots. However, I want to remind you not to patronize others. Look, and more importantly, listen to the song well."

"Haha." The audience was amused by Xiao Yunhai again.

"Well, let us invite Cai Pingya, Zhao Wanqing, and Dong Piaopiao to bring us "Sun Shangxiang", "Niannujiao" and "Heart Fight" in turn."

"Princess Soochow Sun,

Seventeen non-woven fabrics.

Three hundred steps bent crossbow,

The character wearing Yang.

The literary talent is at the end of the poem,

Wu Lue was riding on horseback.

Who is the daughter of the Three Kingdoms,

The pearl of martial arts.

Heroes don’t think about Shu,

Since ancient times,

Beauty is not clear.

The princess was drunk by the marriage,

Mountains and rivers filled the glass,

Half of the country does not frown

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Cai Pingya deserves to be a young queen in the music world. Under her interpretation, the song "Sun Shangxiang" is lively but delicate, gentle and atmospheric, making the stars and the audience very satisfied.

Followed by Zhao Wanqing's Nian Nujiao. As soon as the cheerful rhythm came up, everyone was refreshed.

"The country is so charming

Attract countless heroes

So beautiful

Heroes don’t even want to

One word is so gentle and charming

No matter how beautiful the country is, it can’t compare to a smile

Tied up like a bird

Can't tie her years

Like a bustling blooming

Can't stop her being brilliant

Juvenile heroic glow

It's her

Red dust repeatedly

Who asks the beauty of loneliness

Going to the east of the great river to wash away the romantic figures of the ages

Therefore, the humanity to the west of the base is the Three Kingdoms Zhoulang Chibi

Thousands of piles of snow are rolled up by rocks and clouds

Lupin and Lun towel disappeared between talking and laughing

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The rhythm of this song is very nice, the lyrics are very heroic, but the singing method is very cheerful and full of fun.

After the last note of Zhao Wanqing's "Niannujiao" fell, the prelude to "Heart Fight" immediately sounded, and Dong Piaopiao slowly appeared on the stage while sitting on the lift.

"The earthshaking hand in hand with the waves. A thousand cups are not drunk but only moonlight.

You don't need to talk with a knowing smile, and everything is clear to you.

Attacking and defending with bare hands, the iron arm and copper wall dare to collide.

This life is not in vain, and the fire burns out the phoenix.

Dry the tears, this battle is the battlefield of the heart.

Win beautiful and go together. Losing is also magnanimous, who is afraid of night long.

Screaming as a song, knowing each other, the most memorable.

The Yangtze River is rolling, hot, still in the chest.

Scream as a song, why not.

The stormy waves break the shore~www.readwn.com~ not in vain.

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The lyrics of this "Heart War" are the most beautiful. The song is mellow, and under Dong Piao's ethereal voice, the song is perfectly interpreted.

Three good songs in a row and three beautiful women in a row made the scene burst into thunderous applause.

"It's great. Originally, I was worried that Yunhuang had to write so many songs and the quality of the songs would deteriorate. But now I know that I am completely worried. Yunhuang is too good."

"This is the real manifestation of Yunhuang's strength. In just a week, five consecutive top songs are simply too shocking. I don't know what to say."

"It is really a misfortune for all musicians to be in an era with Yunhuang. Under his dazzling light, it is estimated that few people can rush out."

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