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　　What does it mean, Zhang Fan kept muttering in his heart.

　　To put it bluntly, he is just a melon eater in the audience, and he has no intention to participate in this so-called lantern riddle guessing and literary club competition.

　　Once something becomes a game, it loses its flavor.

　　Zhang Fan is not... the kind of person who likes to compare himself with others.

　　"I read"

　　Zhang Fan was trying to say something.

　　Lin Yuxi whispered in a low voice: "Brother, hehe, if you go up and win, wait a minute: how about calling your father when you get home?"

　　"Uh"

　　Zhang Fan rolled his eyes.

　　Where is this stinky girl going? It's just.

　　It's quite exciting to think about.

　　At least compared to the prizes on stage, Lin Yuxi's words are more attractive.

　　original.

　　Keeping a distance from Lin Yuxi, then there is nothing to think about, but since the two of them broke through that layer of window paper at the beach before, if they do something else, it will be normal.

　　Thinking of this, Zhang Fan jumped onto the stage.

　　The corner of Lin Yuxi's mouth twitched.

　　Uncle! What kind of humanity do you have? I promised you to do such a thing, so I went on stage so excitedly? Of course Zhang Fan didn't care what Lin Yuxi was thinking, he came to the skinny man's side and looked at it for a while.

　　The thin man is about [-] meters tall: He is about forty years old, his head is bald a lot, and even his hair is a little white, giving people the feeling of being quite strong.

　　At least.

　　The arm that was wearing a single coat gave the impression of being very strong.

　　"brother!"

　　Shouzi said to Zhang Fan, "I'm comparing with him. The things to compare are also very simple. Since you are a cultural person, you should do some cultural things. You should be interested in couplets and the like."

　　"Okay, so-so."

　　Zhang Fan shrugged.

　　The thin man turned to look at Lan Yu, and chuckled: "You should also be able to pair couplets."

　　"What's the problem, I'll be with you tonight, until you have fun, until you admit defeat"

　　Lan Yu narrowed his eyes and pointed at the thin man and Zhang Fan arrogantly.

　　When he saw Zhang Fan's dazed state, he felt even more proud! It's up to you to joke!

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The first battle has officially started! First.

　　The comparison is pairing.

　　The thin man stepped aside.

　　The others applauded.

　　Since some people have seen Zhang Fan guessing lantern riddles very well before, this is also full of hope for Zhang Fan, and they hope that Zhang Fan can defeat this blue jade.

　　However, there are also some people who support Lan Yu, raising their fists in the audience and shouting at the stage! For a while.

　　The atmosphere became: very warm.

　　offstage.

　　Lin Yuxi clasped her hands on her chest and looked at the stage nervously.

　　to be frank.

　　She was really nervous.

　　But in my heart I believe that Zhang Fan will definitely be able to defeat that... Lan Yu's! "Are you ready?"

　　Lan Yu said with a smile, the winning ticket is in hand.

　　Zhang Fan made a gesture of invitation.

　　At this time.

　　There was silence on and off the stage.

　　Lan Yu shook his head for a while and snapped his fingers: "I'm here, listen carefully to the three masters in one town and two li, who don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, how dare you teach seven, eight, nine masters, very bold!"

　　"Ha ha."

　　Zhang Fan suddenly laughed when he heard it, "Ten rooms and nine poor, and you have eight, two, seven, six cents, five cents, and four cents, and you're half-hearted and first-class obscenity!"

　　Hiss! Everyone in the audience sucked in a breath of cold air.

　　Even the thin man looked at Zhang Fan in surprise.

　　You don't even need to think about how fast the reaction is. The elderly men standing behind Lan Yu looked surprised, and one of them nodded his head and said with emotion: "It's incredible, this is a very difficult digital couplet! From 11, obviously, what Lanyu means is that the people in front of you have no culture. To put it bluntly, it is to ask the other party not to be too arrogant! The most amazing thing is the second couplet, the confrontation is extremely neat, which means that let the blue Jade contentment, don't be too stubborn to be shameless."

　　"interesting"

　　Several people were not angry, but instead laughed.

　　The voices of several people were not small, and the people in the audience nodded after hearing it.

　　That man! Not easy! "Humph."

　　Lan Yu sneered, although there was no longer an expression of underestimating Zhang Fan, but after thinking about it, he immediately said, "In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not roar, and the little passers-by are ridiculous!"

　　Passers-by haha! Zhang Fan smiled up to the sky, then pointed at Lan Yu with his finger and said: "In the chessboard, there are no wheels and no reins, call the literati to beware!"

　　This pair! Surprise those old gentlemen again.

　　One of them nodded while combing his hair: "Not bad, not bad! Really good! In the first couplet, Sapphire is actually mocking the other party like a paper tiger. It's just a passerby who calls up casually, and he will definitely show his timidity if he continues to confront him. In the end, he is humiliating himself! But this passerby's couplet counterattack is also very clever, ironing that Lan Yu, who is a literati, has no rules and does not know how to be humble. On the contrary, it has lost the literati elegance, and it reminds us to be wary of this style of blue jade."

　　"It was so"

　　The others nodded one after another, and then looked at Sapphire, and couldn't help but sneer.

　　However.

　　At this moment, Lan Yu suddenly turned around and looked at the old gentlemen rather speechlessly.

　　No.

　　We are from a literary club, why is this analysis biased towards passers-by? Lan Yu can't help but grit his teeth.

　　It's just that after this battle, he also found that Zhang Fan in front of him was not so easy to deal with, so he decided to use some ruthless tactics. He would use a couplet like a cannon to make Zhang Fan unsustainable! "Yingyingyanyancuicui Red and red are in harmony everywhere!"

　　"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers and leaves year after year!"

　　"Ten mouths of thoughts, thinking of the king, thinking of the country, thinking of the society!"

　　"Eight eyes to enjoy, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the rain!"

　　"I'm high-class and majestic, showing a whole body of courage!"

　　"You are nasty and lowly, showing half of your penis!"

　　The two of them matched ten to ten in a row on the stage! Lan Yu was confronted by Zhang Fan and stepped back, his face turned from red to pale, and in the end he even lowered his voice, and his eyes widened. , covered with bloodshots, angry and annoyed! But.

　　Regardless of

　　What kind of pair he makes, Zhang Fan can match it perfectly! Even so.

　　to the end.

　　Lan Yu can't think of what kind of pair to use to embarrass Zhang Fan! "Huhu"

　　Lan Yu's chest rose and fell, looking at Zhang Fan almost in despair.

　　at this time.

　　Silence on stage.

　　The audience was silent.

　　Almost everyone is waiting for Sapphire to continue quizzing.

　　only.

　　After waiting for a long time, I couldn't say a word, my whole body couldn't help trembling, and in the eyes that brought Zhang Fan, there was even some fear, pointing at Zhang Fan, his hands trembled uncontrollably.

　　"how can"

　　Lan Yu muttered in his mouth.

　　"Cut, you have no questions, and you still don't admit defeat."

　　"It turns out that you are only so good, you dare to say that you are the best in the world, and you have no shame."

　　"I've never seen such a shameless person! Go back and practice again. It takes skill to be cheeky!"

　　"Go down, go down! Blue jade from Tiandi Literature Club, go down!"

　　The melon eaters fell into a carnival, and their voices became louder and louder.

　　Zhang Fan lowered his head and tidied up his cuffs, not in a hurry.

　　"Brother, you are amazing!"

　　Lin Yuxi climbed onto the platform and slammed into Zhang Fan's arms.

　　offstage.

　　All kinds of people took pictures of Zhang Fan with their mobile phones, and those who filmed the whole process even immediately uploaded the small video to various social platforms.

　　Just now.

　　The scene of Zhang Fan scolding Lan Yu is really wonderful! Pfft! Just when everyone praised Zhang Fan for teasing Lan Yu! Lan Yu on the stage screamed in the sky, spit out a bloody flower, and the whole person fell to the ground! Feilu reminds you: three things to read for collection, it is recommended to read the latest chapter Baidu search 99 playmate find 99 novel network