Entertaining Children

   Chapter 797

  After searching the equipment of the two corpses, Xiao Yao and his teammates already had basic weapons and equipment, but the equipment, especially armor, was not at a high level, so they continued to search for higher-level weapons and equipment. There are a total of four buildings in this area. After Xiao Yao and the two landed, they searched for one. The group of enemies killed was in another building. The things in this building should have been searched by these two people. The man ran quickly, and then ran to the other two buildings that hadn't been searched.

In order to save time, the two people searched for the last two buildings separately. Xiao Yao moved faster. After searching, he said to his teammates: "I'm done searching here, you search slowly, I'll find a car, and then come back. Pick you up!" In this game, owning a vehicle is a big advantage.

   "Okay!" The sister teammate said happily.

   Xiao Yao had read the introduction posts posted by enthusiastic netizens on the Internet in advance, and there was a map of the distribution of car brushing points. Xiao Yao has a good memory. He remembered that there were three common pick-up spots near their landing point. They searched for the locations on the distribution map, and soon found a pickup truck at the second pick-up spot.

   "I'm back! The safety zone is updated, let's move quickly." Xiao Yao drove the car back to the door of the landing building.

  "Come!" The sister teammates are not pure novices either. Knowing the importance of transferring to the safe zone in time in this game, she immediately rushed out of the building and jumped onto the pickup truck that Xiao Yao drove back.

   Although there is indeed an advantage after finding the car, it does not mean that it will definitely be the final winner. Sometimes luck also plays a big role.

For safety reasons, Xiao Yao, who drove by car, deliberately bypassed the building area to avoid being snipe by people hiding in the building. Instead, he advanced from a wilderness to the safe area, but it was precisely in the wilderness that the two driving people were ambushed. . Suddenly, with a gunshot, Xiao Yao, who was driving, was shot and lost blood. His sight and attention were also affected to a certain extent. It happened that the extremely fast pickup truck pressed onto a small dirt on the ground and rolled over.

  When the car overturned and could not be driven, it became a live target. The two immediately climbed out of the car and squatted down against the car body using the overturned car as a shelter. Unfortunately, their enemy happened to be on the same side of the vehicle as them. After they climbed out of the car, subsequent blows followed.

  After a few shots, Xiao Yao had just determined the enemy's position and the guns used, and he had been knocked down, and the French girl's teammate had been beaten to only one-third of his health.

  "The enemy is in the 210 direction, hurry around to the car!" Xiao Yao immediately said to his teammates, "Don't save me, you can't save me!"

  Sister’s teammates hesitated a bit, before they had time to act, there were a few more shots and the sister fell down. Then the two rushed over and shot them a few times.

   "I'm sorry, I couldn't protect you!" The two game characters died together, and Xiao Yao regretfully said to the French girl.

   "No, no, you have done well, I am very happy to meet you!" The French girl replied, "I can..."

   "OK, I am very happy to meet you too! Goodbye!" Xiao Yao interrupted the other party and said goodbye directly.

   "Goodbye!" the girl said.

   Xiao Yao quit the game, returned to the game lobby, and once again saw the barrage of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

   "I hung up when I went out, it was really handsome in three seconds!"

   "The shame of leading the sister world!"

   "What shame in the world of bringing girls? Other girls have been picked up!"

   "Yes, I can't bear it in the voice of the girl!"

  "Does the girl want to add friends in the game? Xiao Yao doesn't even let others finish talking!"

   "Uncomprehensible style!"

   "Are you afraid of Sun Tingting peeping at the screen?"

  "Afraid that Sun Tingting peeped at the screen, I shouldn't slap her French girl! It's all Rua, so I can't run away on my knees, right?"

  There was a lot of discussion in the barrage.

  This time, Xiao Yao did not respond to these barrages, but directly started the third game.

  "Hello, can you hear me?" From the moment he got on the plane, Xiao Yao continued his chatting routine.

   "Hello, can you hear me?"

   "Hello, can you hear me?"

  "Will there be no microphone?" But this time, Xiao Yao asked three times, but the other party did not respond at all.

"Benju? Gutengtak? Zdrastvi? Chio? Savadikala? Cunijiwa? Anning Asai?" Xiao Yao said to the other party in a variety of languages. it is good.

   "I'm going, do these all mean hello? Diao Da come out and explain!"

  "Benju is French, Cunijiwa is Japanese, Anning Aseyo is Korean, I don’t know the others!"

   "I only know that Savadika is Thai. Isn't Savadika what the **** is it?"

  "Hello in Thai is Savadi, but men and women have different sayings and need to add different suffixes. Women say the suffix Gaka, say Savadika, men say the suffix Gaka no, say Savadika no!"

   "Guteng Tak is German."

   "Chio is Italian."

   "Zdrastvi is Russian."

   "I'm going, Xiao Yao can speak so many languages?"

  "Just a hello, I will say I love you in more than a dozen languages."

  Listening to Xiao Yao's greetings in seven languages, the friends of the water had a lively discussion.

  During this period, Xiao Yao has continuously broadcast live broadcasts on "Kirin" and "My Show". People from "GB" are waiting for Xiao Yao to come to "GB" to start live broadcasts. Not long after Xiao Yao started the live broadcast, the "GB" backstage manager noticed and immediately put his live broadcast room on the homepage for recommendation. At this time, the number of viewers in Xiao Yao's live studio had reached more than three million and close to four million. Netizens are omnipotent, and water friends watching live broadcasts are also omnipotent. With so many people, those seven languages ​​are not particularly unfamiliar languages, and soon someone who understands will come out to explain it to everyone in the barrage.

   "Anning Asai, $%#@*..." the other party finally responded. Listen to the voice, this time it's a man.

"It turns out to be a Korean," Xiao Yao muttered to himself, and then to the friends in the live broadcast room, "He asked me if I could speak Korean and if I was Korean. I didn't want to be a translator, so I planned to force it. He speaks English."

  Although Hallyu is very popular nowadays, on the whole, there are not many Chinese people who can speak Korean. Although not everyone in the live broadcast room understands English, there are definitely more people who understand Korean.

   "No, I'm not Korean, I don't speak Korean, can you speak English?" Xiao Yao switched back to English and said to his teammates.

   "OK." The teammate responded.

  From the simple two letters and the thick kimchi accent, it seems that the other party's English level is quite limited. In fact, the English proficiency of the other party is indeed quite limited. After landing, Xiao Yao continued to communicate with the other party in English, but he often had to repeat a sentence two or three times before the other party could reflect what Xiao Yao said, and the other party's answer was basically a simple one or two words. Repeat, never complete long sentences.

  Although the other party's English level is limited, Xiao Yao still insists on communicating with the other party in English. Seeing Xiao Yao awkwardly chatting with each other in some pain, the water friends in the live broadcast room also felt a special joy.

  However, although this teammate's English is very good, the game's strength is very powerful, and it is not at the same level as the Russian Xiaozhengtai and French girls in front. Following him, Xiao Yao actually scored in the top ten all the way in this round, the best result achieved in three rounds.

  Use English to communicate with a person who is not so good at English. There will naturally be some problems in cooperation. If Xiao Yao communicated with that South Korean teammate in Korean and cooperated more tacitly, it would not be impossible to win the final victory. This can be seen by many water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Hello" is just a simple word. Knowing how to say hello in a certain language does not mean that you must understand that language, but at least in Korean, Xiao Yao has not only written Korean songs, but also in the "Goddess Fashion" I interacted with Hong Soo-yeon in Korean in the show of "Chinese Service", and directly explained the issue of lighting service authorization with Park Dae-sung in "Cool Electronic Music". Don’t speak other languages, at least Xiao Yao’s Korean is very slippery, and many people know it.

  Judging from Xiao Yao's insistence on using English to talk to this very powerful South Korean teammate, he played the game live, really not for the final results and results.

  In the next fourth game, Xiao Yao, who was tortured by South Korean teammates, began to torture others again. From the beginning, Xiao Yao suffocated English with a strong Italian accent. Although Xiao Yao, who pretended to be a German, spoke with a German accent when playing with French girls before, but that was just to make the girls believe that she was a German. It was fairly clear, at least it could be heard. got it. Speaking of English with an Italian accent this time, it makes people feel uncomfortable how to listen.

  The teammate assigned by Xiao Yao in the fourth game is a British brother from London. A British-London-style English originally made the water friends in the live room very enjoyable, but Xiao Yao, who claims to be from Naples in southern Italy,’s weird Napoli taste English not only made his teammates uncomfortable, but also made the live room The friends of the water can't help but violently complain about Xiao Yao's scenery.

  The fourth game lasted more than ten minutes. Xiao Yao and his British teammates persisted until more than 30 people were left.

"it is finally over!"

   "Fuck me, it's over!"

  When the game ended, the friends in the live broadcast room also sighed that it was finally over. Although Xiao Yao's Italian accent and a London accent are also very interesting to communicate with English, but the friends of the water are really uncomfortable. This is also the first time that the water friends are looking forward to Xiao Yao's character in the game to die soon.

  "Hello, can you hear me?" In the fifth game, Xiao Yao transformed again gorgeously, and this time even more. Not only did he make a big tongue in Russian English, but also a sharp female voice.

   "I'm going, why is a woman's voice?"

   "What's the matter with this girl's voice? Has it changed?"

   "Using a voice changer? Why does it feel weird?"

   "Xiao Yao is holding back, right? When he sings "The New Drunken Concubine" and "Dream of Dreams", can't he sing Tsing Yi's voice?"

   "Damn! It turns out that Xiao Yao is also a big lady in women's clothing!"

  As soon as this sound came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room exploded again.

   "Hello, I can hear you, can you hear me?" The voice of teammates soon came from the game. Although Xiao Yao's English has an accent, because it sounds like a female voice, the voice of his teammates' answers reveals some excitement and excitement.

   "You can hear it!" Xiao Yao replied still in a female voice.

  "Are you a girl? Where are you from?" the teammate asked actively.

   "Yes, I am a girl from Russia. How about you?" Xiao Yao continued to lie.

"Fuck! Russian beautiful girl!" The teammate couldn't help howling in Chinese, and then immediately asked excitedly in English, "I'm from China, 24 years old this year, how old are you?" Oufubing Not only Europeans can play, Xiao Yao can play, he has also met Korean teammates, and other Chinese people can naturally go to Europe to play. The teammate Xiao Yao was assigned to in this game was a Chinese.

   Most of those who can go to the European server to play, at least have some English ability. At the beginning, this Huaxia teammate at least understood Xiao Yao's big tongue greetings and simple questions such as where he came from and his age. But afterwards, apart from the last two or three times, the teammates basically couldn't understand what Xiao Yao said. This Huaxia teammate could only repeat "What?" "Excuse me?" "What did you just say?" This Kind of problem.

However, because he thought that the other party was a girl, the Huaxia teammate was not only very patient in conversations, not the slightest impatience, but also took great care of Xiao Yao in the game, not only when he was searching for resources, he asked Xiao Yao for his usual weapons. He went up first when he encountered an enemy, even if he found the high-level protective gear to wear on his body first, as long as Xiao Yao asked for it, he would be satisfied to take it off and change it to Xiao Yao.

Although the same needs to be repeated two or three times to let the other party understand what they are talking about, when I was with my Korean teammates, I told myself that they didn’t understand, and I was confused. When I talked to British teammates and Huaxia teammates, I deliberately said it. It makes people confused and confused, and is completely different in subjective feelings, so Xiao Yao is very happy to have fun.

  But this time, Xiao Yao's deception did not go through to the end.

  In the middle of the game, when the two were searching in a building, Xiao Yao was suddenly ambushed. After a few shots, the blood volume of the character under Xiao Yao's control was only a quarter left in an instant. Xiao Yao quickly found out the opponent's location, but due to his lack of blood, Xiao Yao could only hide in the corner and use medical supplies to replenish blood. He didn't dare to start a counterattack in the first place. The position of the teammate could hit the opponent who sneaked on him, but it was also within the visual range of the opponent's field of vision, so Xiao Yao immediately notified his teammate of the opponent's location.

  "What? Where is the opponent? Where?" At the critical moment, teammates once again became hearing impaired to Xiao Yao's big tongue, and kept asking "where?"

"Southwest, direction 205, the second window on the right of the second floor, he hasn't found you yet, do him!" Seeing the enemy's figure exposed from the window, the guns in his hands were raised and aimed at this side. , Xiao Yao got excited, not only yelled out Chinese, but even the female voices ignored the pretense.

   "Fuck! Are you a Chinese or a man!" When the teammate heard Xiao Yao's original language and voice, he immediately exploded, "You lied to me?"

   "Um, brother, if you have something to say, you should kill the lone wolf in the opposite building first, let's talk about it slowly!" Xiao Yao realized that he had been exposed, and immediately calmed his teammates.

   "I don't care, you give me back Lao Tzu's first level three!" the teammate said angrily.

"Okay! Also! I must pay it back!" Xiao Yao repeatedly promised, "But there is someone staring at me on the other side, and now I can only throw it on the ground on my side. If you can't make it, I can't make it, and you can't wear it. You kill the guy in the opposite building first, and I will definitely return all the first and third level A to you!"

   "No, you throw it away now!" the teammate insisted.

"I'm being stared at by the guy on the opposite side. You can kill me by throwing a shot at the armor. If you kill the guy on the other side, I will return it to you. Don't you just want a Russian girl? I'll change it for you. No?" Xiao Yao persuaded, and changed to a female voice and said in Russian English, "Brother, kill the enemy first! Please!"

"Fuck! It's even more disgusting!" Hearing the coquettish female voice, the teammate screamed. Not only did he fail to deal with the enemy, but instead pointed his gun at Xiao Yao and squeezed the trigger, "Lao what? Don't do it! I'm going to **** you, a pervert!"

"Hey! Ah~" Xiao Yao screamed, his teammates had completely wiped out the blood that had just been supplemented to three-quarters, and became a state of dying. He quickly changed back to his original voice in Chinese. He said, "My buddy, are you out of anger? When you’re out of anger, come and rescue me, there are enemies next to me! I'm dead, and you're not easy to fight!

"Save your MB! Eliminate your MB!" The teammate burst into two swear words, "Kill you, I won't live anymore!" With that, the teammate shot Xiao Yao a few shots and waited until Xiao Yao's character was completely dead. Yu's anger hit the corpse again with another round of bullets.

   "Damn! Do you want to be so cruel! Grass, make up the spear! I damn! Also whip the corpse, too much, right?" Xiao Yao exclaimed.

  This was not over yet. After whiplashing the body, the teammate took out another grenade and threw it next to the body of Xiao Yao's game character, and then threw another thunder at his feet.

  Two thunders exploded one after another. Xiao Yao's character was already dead. There was no impact, but his teammate was killed by the thunder he threw under his feet.

   "The original voice and Chinese are out!"

   "Haha! Women's clothing boss is exposed!"

  "The mentality of teammates collapsed!"

   "We have collected debts!"

   "What kind of perversion, we Xiao Yao is a big lady in women's clothing!"

  "This Nima voice can be freely switched between male and female voices!"

   "Teammate broke down!"

   "That's it! What kind of enemy to fight, kill the lady's boss!"

   "It's really beaten to death!"

   "Fuck, and whip the corpse, teammates are crazy!"

   "Throw a thunder after whipping the corpse. This is a complete dead body!"

   "Throw thunder and blew himself up, teammates have completely collapsed!"

   "Hahaha, I can't guess this plot to death!"

   "It's more enjoyable than watching a movie!"

   "Hahaha, 666~"

  Looking at this god-like plot, the water friends in the live broadcast room are all crazy.

At the end of the game, Xiao Yao looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room again, seemingly dissatisfied with the name of the water friends "women's gangster", and said to the water friends in the live room: "What women's gangster? I didn’t wear women’s clothing. Not only today, I didn’t wear women’s clothing during the live broadcast! I am a "female voice boss" at best, OK?

  "Women's gangster" refers to the description that boys wear women's clothes not only without a sense of disobedience, but also good-looking. It first appeared in the phenomenon of cosplay in which boys reverse cos female anime characters. "Big gangster" is the name of some great gods in the second element. Xiao Yao doesn't play two-dimensional things at all, has never played cosplay of anime characters, and has never worn women's clothing in a live broadcast. Naturally, he is dissatisfied with this title.

   "You didn't pass through during the live broadcast, but you passed through on TV!"

  " "New Drunken Concubine" on "Good Voice" and "Dream Order" on "Singer", aren't they?"

   "Even if "The New Drunken Concubine" is only half worn, it doesn't count as "Chasing Dreams" is a full set, right?!"

   Immediately, a water friend issued a barrage to retort.

  When Xiao Yao sang "Dream Order", he was indeed wearing women's clothing, and it was a very beautiful and beautiful women's clothing. Not only did it seem to have no sense of disobedience, but it also made people feel beautiful. Also, when Xiao Yao sang "Chasing Dreams", not only did he wear women’s clothes and use a female voice, but there were also many women’s dance moves. Even after he finished singing, Xiao Yao was also on the stage to thank you. A gesture of gratitude for women.

   Although the title of "women's big brother" is popular from the cosplay of the second element and the Internet, it does not only refer to cosplay and live broadcast. Thinking of the performance of "Chasing Dreams", Xiao Yao suddenly felt powerless to refute.

   "Women's Lady!"

   "Women's Lady!"

  I didn't hear Xiao Yao's voice, it seemed to be a default. As if victorious, the water friends kept brushing the four-character barrage of "women's elders" in the live broadcast room, completely confirming Xiao Yao's identity as "women's elders".

Xiao Yao continued to be silent, and clicked the start of a new game, ready to wait for the new game to start and use a new dialogue to divert the attention of the water friends, but the water friends did not let this topic pass so quickly. , Continue to discuss the topic of "women's clothing boss"

   "Fuck, I think of the stunningness of "New Drunken Concubine" and "Dream of Dreams". It was originally just a joke, but now I think about it, no matter the costumes, makeup, sounds, and actions, they are all beautiful!"

   "Yes, I feel that Xiao Yao is also professional in dressing up in women's clothing! It's even better than those real women's big men!"

"Not only awesome, Xiao Yao played early too! "The New Drunken Concubine" was almost three years ago, and the women's elders only appeared in the past two years. Now, is there any popular women's elder who is three years old? Started playing before?"

  "Is Xiao Yao a veteran figure of women's clothing gangster?"

   "Maybe those women's ladies are from Xiao Yao!"

   "If you can't learn to sing, just run into the second element to play cos?"

  "Cosplay came from abroad, okay? Save the pills, don’t slap everything on Xiao Yao’s head!"

   "Bah! Pills don't want Xiao Yao to be said to be a lady's boss! Xiao Yao is so manly!"

   "Haha, whether you want to see it or not, you can't change the fact that Xiao Yao is a big woman in women's clothing!"

   "Even if the women's elder does not learn from Xiao Yao, Xiao Yao is also a very early veteran "women's elder"! This is for sure!"

  " "The New Drunken Concubine" and "Dream of Dreams" have been hammered!"

  As a result, the water friends discussed and discussed, and they also came up with a conclusion that Xiao Yao is a veteran "women's clothing boss". Xiao Yao, who couldn't help but continue to pay attention to the barrage, was helpless.

  (End of this chapter)