Entertaining Children

Chapter 743: Jokesman

   Chapter 743

"Who said that?" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "The most popular international supermodel is on the runway, not the red carpet. If you really want to prepare it for Sister Xi, I have to take a runway at the door of my house for her to walk. "

   "No, Shuiyou means that you have many stars here." Chen Beila said.

"Is this more celebrities?" Xiao Yao raised his head and looked around. "I am a private party. I invite all my friends in Shencheng. When will I have a party at Yanjing's house? You can count the stars."

This time Xiao Yao did not call Shangyuan’s friends in Yanjing. Whether it was Zhao Rui, Zhou Zhihao or the artists in his own studio, Xiao Yao did not invite him. Only his parents came to visit once after the decoration was completed. Before Xiao Yao moved.

"No one in this room has walked the red carpet except you and Xi Xi." Xiao Yao continued, "By the way, by the way, I haven't walked the red carpet yet! Just talk about this. A little bit, Sister La, you are better than me!"

   "That's because you don't want to attend the awards ceremony!" Chen Bella rolled her eyes and said, "Is it interesting that you who have won so many awards compare with me?"

  The people in the house have all been to Yin Xi’s studio, have met Yin Xi, and are no strangers to her. After Yin Xi came in, naturally there was another lively greeting.

   "It's the last wave, everyone should be here." As soon as the greetings were over here, everyone heard the sound of cars driving into the yard again. Xiao Yao turned his head and glanced at the yard, and his hand speeded up.

  Not long after, four more people, three men and one woman, walked in. The last group of guests who arrived were Xiao Yao's classmates in the Department of Performance of Shen Opera. They were Xiao Yao's two former roommates Xu Liang and Qin Hao, monitor Wang Zhi and Tang Xiaoling who worked part-time in the design studio.

   "Xiao Yao, your place is too difficult to find, right?" Xu Liang complained to Xiao Yao after the four entered the door together.

Although Xiao Yao moved out of the school dormitory a long time ago, he has the friendship of playing together, playing games, and going to the e-sports carnival together. Even Xiao Yao met Chen Bella and started playing live broadcast because of his two former roommates. Xu Liang and Qin Hao were also the two people in the class who had the best relationship with Xiao Yao, and they spoke more casually.

"Originally, Xiao Yao said that you had to send someone to pick us up. You had to show off the new car you bought, saying that you would drive over by yourself, and let us go with you. As a result, you are foolishly taking the wrong path. Don't blame yourself. Blame Xiao Yao for coming?" Qin Hao relentlessly spit out Xu Liang, "Xiao Yao is so famous now, the place where he lives must be more remote and hidden, otherwise how to protect his privacy?"

   Xiao Yao looked at Xu Liang and smiled, and did not speak. Obviously Qin Hao’s words already represented his answer.

"Uh~" Xu Lianglue, who couldn't refute, was a little embarrassed. He saw the phone held in Chen Bella's hand, turned his head and ran over, "Hello Sister La, good friends. I am Xiao Yao's classmate. It’s me who asked Brother Guitar to accompany Sister La at the stalls, do you remember?"

When Chen Bella saw Xiao Yao the first two times, Xiao Yao was with Qin Hao and Xu Liang. They were also deeply impressed by the two of them. When I saw you at this moment, they also dragged Qin Hao and Xu Liang to the live broadcast room. Water friends interacted.

   "Squad leader Wang, came just right, there are still a few boxes of drinks and beverages in my car that I haven't finished moving, go and help me." Lin Qisan pulled Wang Zhi's young man and said.

   "No problem!" Wang Zhi rolled up his sleeves and said. There are only forty or fifty people in the entire Shenxi Acting Department. Although they are in different classes, they are very familiar.

   "Xiao Yao, let me help you!" Tang Xiaoling also rolled up her sleeves, walked to the back of the console and picked up a Chinese cabbage in a plastic bag.

   "No need!" Xiao Yao snatched the Chinese cabbage from Tang Xiaoling's hand, "I can do it alone, you can play with them."

   "Xu Liang, Qin Hao, you turn on the TV, and you have the equipment for playing games, watching movies, and singing K. You can do it yourself." Xiao Yao called again to conduct Xu Liang and Qin Hao.

   "Okay, no problem!" Xu Liang promised, and then shouted, "Wow! Xiao Yao, how big is your TV?"

   "75 inches!" Xiao Yao replied.

   "It really is a local tyrant!" Xu Liang exclaimed.

   "No way, the place is big!" Xiao Yao smiled. The most indispensable thing about this warehouse reconstruction LOFT is space.

   "The place is big, you can just get a projection." Xu Liang said.

   "Yes, there is a projector on the top, and there is a hidden screen in that wall, electric."

  "..." Xu Liang was speechless.

  There are a total of twelve people for this dinner. Xiao Yao is undoubtedly very wise to choose hot pot. Although there are a lot of ingredients, the meat does not need to be processed. The vegetables only need to be washed and the leaves are broken. Xiao Yao also cuts potatoes, lotus roots, and winter melons into large pieces, and he will prepare them quickly by himself.

  Take out the bottom of the hot pot, pour it into the pot and add water to boil. Xiao Yao puts the prepared ingredients on the table, and then he greets everyone to come over and eat. The biggest feature of Xiaoyao’s place is that it is big, with a large activity room, a large TV, a large kitchen, and a large dining table. There is a large rectangular dining table, and twelve people can sit down and not look crowded.

   "Sister La, how many people are watching in the live broadcast room now?" Xiao Yao asked Chen Beila.

"It's more than three million." Chen Bella said, "Although there is no singing, there are you, Miss Yin, and Lin Qisan and Nina. With so many stars, You Yu has long put our live broadcast room on the homepage to recommend Up."

   "It's a pity~" Xiao Yao sighed, shaking his head.

   "What's wrong?" Everyone looked at Xiao Yao strangely.

  "I should charge some advertising fees!" Xiao Yao pointed to the labels on the drinks and beverages on the table and said, "More than three million viewers, what an advertising effect is this!"

   "You profiteer!" Xu Liang and Qin Hao rolled their eyes and spit out without hesitation.

   "Sister Pull, do you see the gap?" Fang still smiled and looked at Chen Bella.

   "Should we tear off all these labels?" Pei Minyi said enthusiastically. She has seen this in many TV shows.

   "Good idea!" Xiao Yao nodded, touching his chin.

   "I'm coming!" Tang Jingjing rolled up her sleeves and said, it was a child's xinxing in the end.

   "Hey, I'm kidding, are you really doing it? Sit down!" Xiao Yao pushed Tang Jingjing who stood up and sat back on the chair.

   "Sit down first, wait for me for a while!" Xiao Yao saw Chen Bella still holding the phone pan-tilt, patted his head, greeted everyone, and ran up to the second floor.

   "Why did Xiao Yao go here again?" Xu Liang asked, "This is all going to be eaten, what else do I need to do?"

   "I don't know." A group of people shook their heads blankly.

  Not long after, Xiao Yao went downstairs. Because he was holding something in his hand, Xiao Yao didn't slide down the pole this time, but ran down the stairs.

   Coming downstairs, Xiao Yao was holding a laptop and a camera mounted on a tripod. Xiao Yao set up the tripod, pointed the camera lens on it at the people on the dining table and turned it on, then turned on the laptop and operated it for a while, then operated it on the TV again, beckoning to Chen Bella, "Sister La, let's Change the live broadcast equipment. There is live broadcast software on the computer, you can use your account to open it. I connected the camera lens and the TV to the computer. Let’s use the camera lens as the camera and the TV as the screen to watch the barrage, so you don’t have to always I'm holding a mobile phone platform."

   "Wow, so high-end!" Chen Bella said in surprise.

  Chen Bella got up and opened Yuyu’s live broadcast software on her laptop, logged in to her account and started the live broadcast. Xiao Yao sat at the dining table and took a look, and found that the barrage in the live broadcast room could be seen clearly, and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, let's eat!"

  Eating hot pot, the atmosphere is very important. Before the meal started, everyone raised their glasses to congratulate Xiao Yao on the housewarming, and they all had a chat while eating. As the master and the person with the most stories, the content of everyone's chat was concentrated on Xiao Yao's body unconsciously.

"Xiao Yao, tell us about your experience in the United States. The most important thing is to talk about the hijacking case last year and the robbery and kidnapping case not long ago, how did you catch the robber and how you got it from the kidnapper. Escaped? I want to hear the details! It is estimated that there are hand-to-hand fights. Have you ever robbed a robber's gun? Have you fired a real gun?" Xu Liangqi asked Xiao Yao during the meeting.

  When Xu Liang asked about the two cases that Xiao Yao had experienced in the United States, everyone was quiet and looked at Xiao Yao one after another. Basically, everyone is quite clear about Xiao Yao's affairs. The only thing that is not well understood is the specific history of these two cases, and these two cases are by far the most legendary experience in Xiao Yao's body. The facts of the case described at the US police press conference were not particularly detailed, and everyone was very curious about the specific details.

"Uh, the US police have introduced the case. As the police said, there is nothing to say about the specific details." Xiao Yao didn't mind telling his friends about the details of the case, but the US police spoke with him and the US FBI. The rhetoric negotiated by the public relations department is different from the real situation. Now they are conducting live webcasts, and what they say will inevitably be spread from fans and friends to the Internet, and then to the media reporters. Xiao Yao didn't want to cause any trouble to the US police and destroy the relationship between the two. He will go to the United States in the future, and he needs the goodwill of the American police.

  Thinking of the live broadcast, Xiao Yao turned his head to look at the TV screen, and changed the subject: “Let's live broadcast here. You can’t just let Sister La interact with the water friends. Let me see if there are any interesting bullet screens.”

"Looking at a large group of you who are eating hot pot, they seem hungry, and they want to eat hot pot!" Xiao Yao read a barrage, and then said, "If you want to eat, go and eat. Now it's time for dinner. We It’s not a late night poisoning! But if you are alone, I suggest you not eat hot pot, otherwise you will feel very lonely. Eating hot pot alone is ranked fifth in the international loneliness level. Don’t try it casually."

   "What is the international loneliness level? Why haven't you heard of it? You ranked it?" Not only was someone asked in the barrage of the live broadcast room, but everyone at the table also asked Xiao Yao.

"Don't you know?" Xiao Yao thought for a while, and found that this world didn't really appear, so he just started to popularize science, "Then I will introduce you to everyone. International loneliness ranking: first level, go to the supermarket alone. At the second level, one person goes to a restaurant to eat... At the fifth level, one person goes to eat hot pot. This is three levels behind the second level. So if this water friend is really hungry, I suggest you order a takeaway and eat it back. "

"Don't worry, there will be more in the back," Xiao Yao looked at the "666" barrage that was full of the screen, and then continued, "The sixth level, one person will sing K. The seventh level...the last level is the tenth level. Advanced, do the surgery alone! Single dogs, which level are you at? Now you know it in your heart?"

"Damn, Xiao Yao, you have laid so long in front, isn't it just for the last sentence? Did the single dog provoke you to provoke you?" Xu Liang looked at the screen full of "Stop the old thief" and "heart-struck". Barrage Road.

   "Critical strike, I learned from Sister La!" Xiao Yao smiled.

   "Huh? This is my business!" Chen Bella exclaimed.

"It's not that I haven't watched your live broadcast before," Xiao Yao looked at Chen Bella, "Critical Queen, now many anchors have your shadow in the style of chatting with water friends. Critical attacks on water friends are the most common. ."

"Don't don't!" Chen Bella hurriedly waved her hand, "Furthermore, no matter how powerful my mouth is, it is not as powerful as your brain. You remember that when you sang with Cici and Yilian Mai on the first day of live broadcast. The first "Two Little Flower Dogs"?"

"You know, I love small animals very much. I only abuse singles and don't abuse dogs!" Chen Bella followed Xiao Yao's original appearance to a mimicry show, and then said, "You will let the water friends say I feel that being single is inferior to a dog. To say that a single dog is an insult to a dog. Who is more critical? Also, I can't make up such a long stretch of loneliness level, you are embarrassed to say that you are learning from me of?"

   "I think that the guitar brother's crit hurts the buckle 1 more, and the guitar sister's crit hurts the more buckle 2!" Xu Liang looked into the camera lens with interest, "Let's let the water friends comment!"

   "Congratulations to Xiao Yao for his victory!" Xu Liang announced loudly as he looked at the "1" on the screen.

   "Well, I was wrong. I shouldn't be so unkind to single people." Xiao Yao first bowed his head to admit his mistake, then smiled and said, "After all, I have a girlfriend very early, and I don't understand the pain of being single!"

  "Xiao Yao, don't go too far. The water friends are separated from the Internet, but there are still many singles on this table." Xu Liang and others said dissatisfied.

   "Okay, OK, don't say it!" Xiao Yao bowed his head again, "After dinner in a while, I will sing for everyone!"

   "There will be a concert in a while, blessed everyone!" Chen Bella smiled and said to the camera lens.

"Sing now? It's still early, I haven't finished my meal yet. If I don't have enough to eat, I have the strength to sing. Don't worry, let's talk for a while." Xiao Yao looked at the bullet screen and turned his head to shake a slice of mutton. He came into his mouth and said, "Let's talk while eating. Let's talk about five yuan first, so I promise not to abuse single dogs!"

"You are in a different place, what do you do if you want a girlfriend?" Xiao Yao continued to read the barrage while eating, "The video, it's not ancient times! If you think so much, you will fly to the United States. You think I am really this time. Going to the U.S. to watch Fashion Week?"

   "I really don't abuse single dogs? I really don't abuse single dogs anymore, I promise not to abuse!" Xiao Yao assured again.

   "What should I do if a single dog feels alone at night? I am a spiritual mentor again?" Xiao Yao said sternly, "I can give you an idea so that everyone will not feel lonely."

   "Huh?" Xiao Yao said so seriously, not only the friends watching the live broadcast, but the others at the table also looked at Xiao Yao unexpectedly.

Xiao Yao deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Close the curtains, turn on the computer, turn off all the lights in the house, and choose a horror movie, preferably a ghost movie. After watching it, you will feel that there are people in the bedroom, living room, and kitchen. , There are even people in the bathroom, so many people with you, you will definitely not feel lonely anymore!"

   "Fuck me!" Xu Liang and others couldn't help but cried out with a smile.

   "Xiao Yao!" Yin Xi threw a green vegetable leaf at Xiao Yao dissatisfied, rubbing his arms and staring at him, "The hairs are all upright by you!"

   "Xiao Yao," Qin Hao couldn't help but smile, "Someday if you don't want to be a singer or an actor, you can change your career and become a writer!"

  (End of this chapter)

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