Entertaining Children

  Chapter 69 Clear three levels

  Ye Jiaying’s parents’ home is an old house, and the people living next to them are all old neighbors who have been neighbors with the old Ye’s for more than ten years. Knowing that Ye's daughter is a big celebrity, she has long been used to seeing celebrities. But today there were so many celebrities, and they knew that the old Ye family married his daughter, so there were a lot of people watching.

Some of the "brothers" who have already clearly defined the division of labor crowded the bridegroom and slapped the iron gate to call the door, while others who looked likable and had a particularly sweet mouth spread out to send wedding candy to the old neighbors who were onlookers, and they called sweet mouths. With grandpa, aunt, uncle, and aunt, there is no celebrity in the slightest, so that the old neighbors on the side are smiling and unconsciously began to help these young guys to help call the door.

   Hearing the movement, there were about twenty people pouring out from the yard to the door. Obviously, they had been prepared. I didn't say, the first step is of course to clear the way. More than 30 red envelopes were handed in back and forth, with more than one manpower, but the iron door showed no signs of opening.

  The first door is so difficult to open, but the one at the back is OK? The people of the "Brothers Group" suddenly became anxious. They all yelled: "The red envelopes are all enough, why don't you open the door? If we are in a hurry, we will start to open the door."

   "Oh, it's still exciting, this is an iron gate, can you take a look at it?" The people inside are basically girls, and a group of girls laughed and laughed, not at all shocked.

  Zhou Lixing stepped forward and made his debut: "Sisters, let's open the door. Although this big iron gate is not easy to remove, the courtyard wall is only two meters high. We are all big masters. It takes minutes to turn over."

   "That is, the face of the Olympic champion must be given."

   "Hurry up and open the door, otherwise we will follow the boxing champion."

  A group of people followed Zhou Lixing one after another, yelling in a mixed manner.

   "Okay, okay, we finally complete one of our requirements, and we promise to open the door." The girls inside looked at the raging crowd outside, but stopped insisting, and threw the last question out.

"The bridegroom must sing three courtship songs loudly so that the bride in the house can hear it. However, considering that the bridegroom will have to participate in the ceremony for a while, considering his voice, you are allowed to sing on behalf of you, but the bridegroom At least one must be sung."

"Hey, that's it. Say it early." A group of brothers shouted: "Don't look at what our buddies do. If you want to rap, don't say three songs. Ten capitals are not a problem. Let's live. Put out the band for you. Brothers, bright guys!"

  They are a group of big-name singers alone, not even Xiao Siqi has three, and the others, even producers, musicians, etc., can sing well. For ten songs, each of them has a surplus in the capital. As for the limitation of courtship songs, they are all in vain. They all play music, and there are a lot of songs in their minds.

  A few people immediately rushed back to the parking place to open the trunk of the vehicle, and immediately moved out three guitars, two basses and an electronic organ. In addition, pickups, power supplies, speakers, microphones, etc. were all available. Xiao Siqi is a music player. Singing is almost certainly a must-have topic. Obviously everyone came prepared, and no one in ten cars has an empty trunk.

  Seeing that the man really formed the band on the spot, the girls felt very satisfied with the man’s sincerity. Therefore, as soon as the three songs passed, the first door was simply opened.

  The second door is the door of the house outside the living room. Long before the first gate was opened, the girls from the "sisters group" had retreated in an orderly manner and organized a "position" in front of the second gate.

What didn’t say, it was another round of red envelope bombing. After ensuring that everyone received at least one red envelope, the experienced "brothers" did not mention opening doors and overturning walls. Of course, the door of the house did not have a wall for you to turn over. .

   "What's the topic this time, just talk about it." Xiao Siqi asked directly.

"Oh, the bridegroom is very confident." The leader of the "sisters group" is a short-haired woman named Zhang Xin, who is also a veteran actor who has been in the show business for many years. , She is also a type of strong woman with overwhelming leadership. Zhang Xin smiled and said, "Just now I asked you to sing outside the yard. That is your profession. I will give you the opportunity to show your face in front of outsiders and neighbors. Now, of course, I have to play our bride’s profession. Acting, We stipulate three courtship scenes for film and television dramas, and you will perform them live. If the performance is good and we are satisfied with the performance, this door can be opened for you. The rules are still the same. You can ask someone to help, but you have to perform at least one yourself. "

"No problem." Before Xiao Siqi could answer, someone from the "Brothers Group" next to him answered first: "Although the bridegroom is a singer, his father is Mr. Xiao Chengru, Mr. Xiao, and he doesn't know anything about acting. Besides, we are here. There are also three great acting actors.” As he said, Zhao Tao, Sun Zhihao, and Lin Shaohua were pushed to the front.

   "Teacher Sun, Brother Zhao, Shaohua, we are all acting, how did you go to the singing side? You are a betrayal." Zhang Xin saw the three of them and pointed at Sun Zhihao in surprise.

   "You can't talk nonsense." Sun Zhihao said with a smile, "The three of us are all male, of course on the man's side. Besides, when I was young, I was also an album singer."

   "I have sung the theme song of a TV series. Of course, I starred in that TV series." Zhao Tao also smiled and raised his hand.

   "Although I haven't sung anything, but I am going with the two big brothers, where are they where I am." Only Lin Shaohua said weakly.

  Seeing such a scornful three, Zhang Xin has no choice.

  Xiao Siqi does not know how to act, but Sun Zhihao himself is a teacher of acting at the Film Academy. After Xiao Siqi trained and instructed on the spot by Sun Zhihao, his barely performance can still be seen. In the other two games, Lin Shaohua and Zhao Tao took the lead, and they easily fulfilled the girls' requirements. With the help of three great acting masters, this door opened smoothly.

  Flooded into the living room smoothly, and the groom led everyone directly to the door of the bride’s boudoir. This was the third and last door.

   again sent a circle of red envelopes, and the "brothers" couldn't wait to start yelling, "What's the topic this time?"

  The depression on Zhang Xin's face just now disappeared, and a strange smile appeared on her face at this time. She opened a paper tube standing upright by the door, pulled out a rolled white paper from the inside, slowly unfolded it, and then lifted it up. "After I finished the singing and acting skills test, I took the IQ test this time. This time it was a math problem, three math problems, give the answer, and immediately open the door."

   "Nani?" A group of people were stunned, and even took the math test. After everyone jokingly took a closer look at the topic, they were immediately blinded. "What math problem is this?" several loud voices suddenly yelled.

  Xiao Siqi heard the words and quickly leaned forward, only to see three math problems written on the white paper:

  1. There are currently 2 empty kettles with a volume of 5 liters and 6 liters. Ask how to accurately measure 3 liters of water with only these 2 kettles?

  2. There are two hemp ropes, the thickness of the hemp rope itself is not the same, and the burning time of a single rope is one hour. How to accurately measure the 15-minute duration when there is only one lighter and the rope is not cut?

  3. Fill in nine numbers from 1 to 9 in the following nine square grids so that the sum of every three numbers is equal.

   "I'm going, what are these questions? I feel like my mathematics is for nothing." Xiao Siqi choked speechlessly.

  Zhang Xin smiled triumphantly and said loudly: "The person who wrote the question said that these questions are also elementary-level questions. With so many of you, won't you be inferior to a primary school student, right?"

   "Elementary school grade? Are these college students burying us here?" A group of people wailed. Of course, it's impossible for them to have college students. Sun Zhihao still graduated with a master's degree, but most of them graduated from art colleges. Such colleges don't learn mathematics at all. Occasionally, a few wild roads come out, and they have not even gone to college at all, but whether they are college students or not, facing these so-called elementary school problems, they are unable to do anything.

   Xiao Yao, who followed as a bystander all the way in front, looked at the three math problems and nodded slightly. As an engineering man who graduated from a science and engineering university in his previous life, mathematics is where his interest lies. These questions mainly test thinking ability, which is more like an IQ test. However, it is reasonable to say that the math questions are also reasonable, and the knowledge used is really at the level of elementary school students.

  For Xiao Yao, who has seen many such interesting math problems in his previous life, it is not difficult to solve them. It’s just that he is rather strange that the first two questions can’t be turned around for a while. The third question is the number of Jiugongs since ancient times. It appeared in the homework of the previous school’s winter and summer vacations. It’s very common, isn’t it? Don’t play this homework for elementary school students in this life? Oh, now I am a primary school student, and it seems that I have never seen such a problem.

Quietly pulled Xu Ting, Xiao Yao asked Xu Ting in a low voice, "Sister Xu, do you have paper and pen?" Because he participated in TV shows two years ago, Xiao Yao's appearance fee was discussed by Xu Ting and Xiao Siqi, although he did not sign. Contract, but nominally Xiao Yao's half agent, so Xiao Yao just like Xiao Siqi called Xu Ting and Xu sister, instead of calling Auntie. Xu Ting is quite satisfied with this title.

   "Yes," Xu Ting took out a pen and paper from her bag. Today she is the role of a housekeeper, carrying a bag full of a lot of red envelopes and some miscellaneous things that may be used. It is a purely logistical role in the welcoming team. He glanced at Xiao Yao, then turned his head and looked at Zhang Xin, and said in surprise, "Could you?"

   "Well. The person who asked the question said it was a math problem at elementary school level, am I a primary school student?" Xiao Yao nodded, took the pen and paper from Xu Ting's hand, and immediately began to write and draw on it.

   "God fortune teller, can you? Is there a way?" someone in the brotherhood called.

  Sun Zhihao was called a fortune teller in a reality show, which made the program director group ******** because of his subtle observation, quick response and quick thinking. He hadn't seen this kind of problem before, facing these three problems, even if he could count them, he couldn't count them for a while.

But Sun Zhihao quickly figured out a way and announced: "We can't solve this problem. We can only rely on foreign aid. Who knows the mathematics teacher in the school or something? I feel that my friends are very good at math, and those who have experience with such weird questions should call and ask."

  It took Xiao Yao about ten minutes to answer the three questions, and then he quickly folded the paper with the answers and handed them to Xu Ting, so that she could send them to her father as soon as possible.

  Xu Ting did not delay, took the answer, squeezed to Xiao Siqi's side, whispered a few words in his ear, and then stuffed the answer into his hand.

  Xiao Siqi smiled immediately, unfolded the white paper in his hand, and read the answer on the paper.

At this moment, in the bride’s boudoir, the bride’s son Ye Jiaying is complaining about her cousin with a worried look: "Sister, the topic you asked is too difficult. Both of us are from the entertainment and singer circles. The whole Apart from you, the teacher of the Mathematics Department of Yan University, there are no people in the room who are good at that kind of uncommon and weird math problems. Who can answer your few questions? You are not purely making things difficult for people."

"Haha, it’s okay if I haven’t studied before. Wouldn’t I still call someone to ask? There are so many of them, it’s impossible that they don’t even know a math teacher? Even if they don’t, arrange for someone to go to the school to find one. On-site phone connections are okay. With their network resources, it won't be impossible. At most, it will take more time." Cousin Ye Jiaying said with a smile.

   "I'm afraid that the people they are looking for will not be able to solve your strange problems for a while." Ye Jiaying said, "I think you should give them the answers directly."

"No hurry, no hurry," the cousin patted Ye Jiaying and comforted: "It's only ten minutes, it's still early. So, I promise you, if they can't answer for an hour, I will hand in the answer. , Promise not to delay your auspicious time, okay?"

  Ye Jiaying was about to agree, and suddenly heard shouting from outside the door: "Answer, it's an answer, open the door, open the door!"

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