Entertaining Children

  Chapter 271 Song of the Pig

  "Climb a tree to pick fruits?" Sun Tingting looked at Xiao Yao and smiled, "You are so old, are you still the kid king here?"

"How is it possible? One time when I came to my grandpa's house, I ran into my grandpa and went out. I didn't want to wait outside, so I climbed the wall from a tree at the entrance of the courtyard and entered the courtyard. I was seen by this kid, and I wanted him not to So loudly, so as not to startle the neighbor to be seen ashamed, he picked a few dates from the tree and threw them to him. As a result, every time he saw me, he always pestered me to ask me to climb the tree to pick him dates. By the way, this is The grandson of my grandfather's neighbor is Dunzi." Xiao Yao took the child by the hand and said to Sun Tingting.

   "Then uncle? Which uncle?" Sun Tingting looked around strangely.

   "My uncle's surname." Xiao Yao said with a smile.

   "There is such a strange surname." Sun Tingting blinked.

   "The uncle is a Manchu, his surname comes from the Manchu Nala family, and his ancestor belongs to the Zhenghuang Banner." Xiao Yao explained with a smile. There is no star with the surname Na in this world. If there was no teacher in the second class in the previous life, not many people would know the surname "Na". It is not surprising that Sun Tingting had never heard of it.

   "Dunzi, why don't you know how to call someone? How did your grandfather teach you?" Xiao Yao looked at the child and said.

  "Sister, sister, you are so beautiful!" The little guy immediately said sweetly to Sun Tingting.

   "Well, Dunzi is so good, elder sister, can you eat candied haws, okay?" Then, Sun Tingting handed over a bunch of candied haws that he had not eaten yet.

"Thank you elder sister, elder sister is so kind." First glanced at Xiao Yao, and when he saw Xiao Yao nodded with a smile, the little guy smiled and took it. He immediately bit one out, chewing and vaguely said to Xiao Yao: "Brother Bayi, is this beautiful sister your daughter-in-law?"

   "Huh?" Sun Tingting blushed embarrassedly.

   "Why are you asking?" Xiao Yao smiled and said to the little guy, "Do you know what daughter-in-law means?"

"Of course I know, I know how to sing: little boy, sit on the door, crying and crying for a wife. Why do you want a wife? Light up the lamp and talk, blow the lamp as a companion, get up in the morning and put your pigtails." The little guy sang He wrote a nursery rhyme, and then looked at Xiao Yao seriously and said, "My sister is beautiful and nice, and Dunzi wants my beautiful sister to be my daughter-in-law. But if he is your daughter-in-law, it's fine. I won't fight you, I still miss you. Climb a tree for me to pick fruit."

   "Hahahaha~" Sun Tingting looked at the little guy's serious look and Xiao Yao's black line expression, couldn't help but laughed, "How do I think this little guy is even more evil than you did?"

   "Smelly boy, this is my brother's wife, don't think about it!" Xiao Yao deliberately stared at the little guy fiercely.

   "Oh," the little guy nodded, and said with regret, "Then I'll find Xiao Jing in our class to be my wife."

   Xiao Yao and Sun Tingting fell apart again. Xiao Yao shook his head helplessly and looked at the little guy and said, "You are such a cow, do your family know?"

  "I'm a rabbit, not a cow, everyone in my family knows it!" The little guy blinked his eyes.

  This conversation can't continue. Xiao Yao shook his head and sighed as he looked at Sun Tingting, who was laughing awkwardly next to him.

  At this time, an old man carrying a bird cage walked out of a house with an open door next to him.

   "Grandpa!" Hearing the movement behind him, the little guy looked back and called out, ran over with a rattle in one hand and a candied haws in the other.

   "Oh, candied haws, where did it come from?" The old man looked at the candied haws in the little guy's hand and said.

   "I gave it." Xiao Yao took Sun Tingting and walked over. Hearing the old man's question, he shouted.

   "Hello, uncle." Seeing the old man looked up, Xiao Yao quickly greeted him politely.

   "Oh, August 1 is here. Come to see Grandpa again, at this point, he should still be punching in the park, and he hasn't come back yet." The old man nodded with a smile when he saw Xiao Yao.

   "A lie, obviously this pretty sister gave it to me." The little guy interrupted.

  "Hello, uncle. My name is Sun Tingting, yes..." Sun Tingting also greeted the old man.

   "It's Bayi's girlfriend." The old man looked at the hands held by the two and smiled and said, "Not bad, not bad, I brought my girlfriend to see Grandpa."

   "It's a daughter-in-law, not a girlfriend." The little guy interrupted again.

   "Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law!" Even the bird in the birdcage held by the old man learned a few human words from the little guy.

"What kind of bird is this? I can learn to speak. Why is it black? It doesn't seem to be a parrot?" Sun Tingting was a little embarrassed, and she was really curious about the bird in the cage, so she changed the subject. Looked at the bird in the old man's cage.

"This is mynah, who can also learn to speak." Xiao Yao pointed to the black bird in the birdcage. "Uncle carries the birdcage and walks around in the alley every day, not to mention the face. "

   "Haha," the old man smiled triumphantly, and said to Xiao Yao: "August 1st, your grandfather will have to come back a while ago, do you want to sit in the grandpa's courtyard for a while?"

"Don't delay your going out for a bird walk," Xiao Yao smiled, "Anyway, we are fine. We plan to go to the park to see if we can meet Grandpa. Even if we don't meet him, he should be back after a round. Almost back."

   "Okay, then you turn around, I won't delay you." With that, the old man turned around and closed the courtyard door, holding the bird cage in one hand and the pier in the other, and walked to the other end of the alley.

   "Shall we go to the park where Grandpa exercises? Maybe we can see Grandpa punching, but it's a bit far away." Xiao Yao said to Sun Tingting.

   "It's okay, just take a walk, and I can't walk anymore." Sun Tingting smiled.

   "Okay, then I'll take you there. I first met the master who taught me Bajiquan and it was there. Maybe I can see Master and his elders." Xiao Yao took Sun Tingting to the park where Xiao Chengru exercised.

   "But in case you can't walk when you come back, you have to carry me back." Sun Tingting continued.

   "No problem," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "I can still carry it with your weight."

  The two came to the small park where Xiao Chengru usually exercises. The old man and the old lady met a lot, but they didn't see Xiao Chengru or where they missed it. Of course, they didn't see Liu Zhongwen, Xiao Yao's Bajiquan master.

  However, the two of them were not disappointed. Quandang came to visit the park.

  "Do you think the old man walking with the old lady in front is very beautiful?" Xiao Yao pointed to the back of a pair of elderly people walking slowly in front.

   "The two are both so old, and the grandfather still walks with the grandmother. I really envy this kind of feeling. It feels so warm and romantic." Sun Tingting hugged Xiao Yao's arm tightly.

"Yes, you see that they are facing the sun right now, do they still have a particularly sacred feeling." Xiao Yao said, "Unfortunately, I don't have a camera at hand now, otherwise it will definitely be a very good photograph. "

   "I didn't expect you as a boy to have such a delicate side," Sun Tingting looked at Xiao Yao and said, "Is it the photographer's instinct?"

   "Of course." Xiao Yao smiled and looked at Sun Tingting and said, "The photographer has to have eyes that are good at discovering beautiful things, otherwise how do you think I found you?"

   "Well~ I love to listen to these words, you have to tell me more often in the future." Regarding Xiao Yao's sudden love words, Sun Tingting leaned her head on Xiao Yao's shoulder a little shyly, but said sweetly in her mouth.

   "You don't need to be envious, when we reach their age, I will lead you to walk like this." Xiao Yao continued.

   "Okay, you don't need to finish it all at once." Sun Tingting said with a sweet smile.

   "Okay, I'll keep it for the next time." Xiao Yao said, "Let's go back, Grandpa should be home too. Are you tired from walking? Do you want to carry you back?"

   "No, I'm so embarrassed to be jokes when I see Grandpa Xiao." Sun Tingting was a little eager to try, and a little embarrassed.

   "It's okay, just let you down at the door." Xiao Yao said.

   "Well, you squat down." Sun Tingting nodded excitedly and directed Xiao Yao.

  Xiao Yao squatted down slightly, and Sun Tingting jumped onto Xiao Yao's back and hooked Xiao Yao's neck with both hands.

   "Pig Ba Jie carry his wife!" Xiao Yao cried out strangely, holding Sun Tingting's two slender and elastic thighs, standing up and walking quickly.

   "I hate it!" Sun Tingting blushed and freed up a hand to pat Xiao Yao's back, "Also, how can anyone say that he is a pig?"

"As long as there are daughters-in-law, there are many men who are willing to say that they are pigs. I am definitely not the one." Xiao Yao said with a smile, "There is nothing wrong with pigs. I eat and sleep every day, and I don’t worry about anything. I still have a "Song of Pigs". Would you like to listen to it?"

   "Have you written a song to the pig?" Sun Tingting widened her eyes and said, "Sing it to me."

   "Okay, you listen well, yes, you have to take care of it, don't laugh so much that you fall off me." Xiao Yao exhorted, and began to sing:

  "Pig! There are two holes in your nose. When you have a cold, you still have a snot.

  Pig! You have dark eyes, you can't see the side even if you look and look~

  Pig! Your ears are so big, you can't hear me calling you stupid~

  Pig! Your tail is curled and curled. It turns out that you can't do without it when you run and jump~"

   "How is it? Do you think pigs are cute now?" Xiao Yao sang a few words, and then said with a smile.

   "No, I think you must have raised pigs." Sun Tingting smiled and shook her head, then continued, "Is it finished?"

   "Of course not, let's listen." Xiao Yao turned Sun Tingting upside down, and then sang:

  "Pig head, pig brain, pig tail, a good baby who is never picky eaters, never brushes his teeth or fights after sleeping three poles in the sun every day."

   "Puff puff~" Sun Tingting finally couldn't help but laugh, and gently beat Xiao Yao and said, "How can you even write this kind of song?"

   "Don't make trouble, it's not over yet." Xiao Yao shook his shoulders and continued to sing:

   "Pig! Your belly is so bulging, you know at a glance that you can't stand the hardships of life~

  Pig! Your skin is so white, you must have been in that wealthy family in your last life~

  Oh~ It is said that your ancestors had a nail rake, and the fortune teller said that he had committed a peach blossom. He laughed when he saw a beautiful girl. He would not blush or be afraid~"

  "You're him~~" Sun Tingting finally sang quietly, and almost gave Xiao Yao a slap in the face.

   "What do you sing?" Xiao Yao asked Sun Tingting with black lines. The previous "Song of Pigs" originally had the last sentence "You look like him". Xiao Yao didn't intend to sing it, but he didn't expect that Sun Tingting would come out more directly after a magical sentence.

   "Didn't you say that you are Zhu Bajie?" Sun Tingting smiled.

   "I didn't even see the pretty girl, I just laughed." Xiao Yao retorted.

   "But I think you will also hit peach blossoms." Sun Tingting said faintly, "and I won't blush when I see a pretty girl."

   "This..." Xiao Yao couldn't find words to refute for a while.

  (End of this chapter)