Entertaining Children

  Chapter 137 Happy Paralysis and Lazy Song

  Flicking three talented roommates, Xiao Yao’s winter camp career is coming to an end.

  With the end of the training camp, the list of players for the Olympic National Team also came out. In the last test, Xiao Yao's score still failed to enter the top ten. There were only six members of the team in the International Mathematical Olympiad. Xiao Yao, who did not make the top ten, naturally lost.

After Xiao Yao came back, he learned that Chen Mingfei had told the netizens about his participation in the Olympic Winter Camp, so he posted a message on Weibo and reposted it to Tieba, telling the fans that he had lost the Olympic Mathematics National Team. the result of.

  Faced with Xiao Yao’s new Weibo, many people commented to comfort Xiao Yao. But more often, they looked like "Happy Dapu Ben". They seemed to be very happy about Xiao Yao's loss. Of course, they also explained the reasons.

   "Xiao Yao, you should just concentrate on singing and acting. There are many mathematicians in our country."

   "I finally don't have to worry about my little "Cheng Ying" becoming a nerd."

   "If you guys really make it into the National Olympiad, I will apply to the national scientific research institution to conduct a slice study on you."

  Looking at these comments on Weibo and Tieba, Xiao Yao felt a little bit dumbfounded.

  However, Xiao Yao’s new Weibo can be regarded as admitting that he did participate in the Olympic Winter Camp and participated in the selection of the national team. There are only 16 students in this winter camp. Even if they are not selected, as long as they can enter the winter camp to participate in the selection, it is enough to show that Xiao Yao's mathematics level is among the top middle school students in the country. This is not at the same level as Xiaoyao Junior High School's always taking first place in the school.

The winter vacation for the first year of high school only lasted forty days. The one-month Olympic Mathematics Winter Camp was held during the winter vacation. When Xiao Yao ended the winter camp and returned to Yanjing, after the Spring Festival with his grandfather and parents, there were only a few days left. It's over too. Fortunately, in the remaining few days, Xiao Yao, who was all light and light, was still very leisurely.

  Because of the Feitian Award and his participation in the Olympic Winter Camp, Xiao Yao’s popularity has once again exploded. In just ten days, the number of Xiao Yao's fans has almost doubled, surpassing two million.

  The number of fans has doubled, which is also a thing to be happy about. On a whim, Xiao Yao prepared to record a video and send it to Weibo to thank his fans.

"The number of fans has broken through two million." Xiao Yao smiled and gestured to the DV camera, and was about to say something to thank the fans. As a result, Xiao Siqi didn't know where he came out and appeared in Xiao Yao's. behind.

   "I have eight million!" Xiao Siqi made an eight gesture behind Xiao Yao, and suddenly said.

   Xiao Yao looked back in surprise, only to see Xiao Siqi smiling triumphantly at him. Xiao Yao's face collapsed instantly.

  "This...isn't Nima what happened to Brooklyn, the son of Beckham in the previous life? God, are you playing with me?" Xiao Yao asked the sky in a speechless heart.

  Although it was helpless, Xiao Yao put this video on Weibo.

  The facial expression comparison between Xiao Siqi and Xiao Yao and his son in the video is really interesting. It is rare for everyone to see Xiao Yao's hard-working look, which is very interesting.

   But for Xiao Siqi’s amusement, Xiao Yao’s fans started a collective complaint about Xiao Siqi on the Internet. Then, the video was reposted by entertainment websites, and Xiao Siqi's spit action was changed from the exclusive behavior of Xiao Yao's fans to a national activity.

   Xiao Siqi didn't care about the fact that he was complained. On the second day after Xiao Yao uploaded the video, Xiao Siqi uploaded a photo on his Weibo, which caused another hot topic.

The photo uploaded by    was taken of Xiao Yao, lying on the sofa in a bored state, with an expression of impossibility on his entire face. The caption of the photo reads: "The Olympiad National Team was defeated, and the number of fans was killed by me. The state of Bayi in the past few days is just like this." At the end of the text, there were several applauding and laughing expressions.

  As soon as this Weibo was posted, Xiao Siqi's title of "Unscrupulous Funny Than Dad" was confirmed. In addition to arousing more ridicule from netizens, the photo of Xiao Yao lying on the sofa posted by Xiao Siqi also became popular.

  As the father of a photographer, under the influence of Xiao Yao, Xiao Siqi's photography skills can be regarded as good among amateurs. This photo vividly captured Xiao Yao's lazy state and the irresistible expression on his face, which made people feel overwhelmed at first sight.

  Xiao Siqi's whim, the picture was fun and posted a photo. Unexpectedly, this photo made Xiao Yao a new emoji material. Various new pictures with narration on P have appeared one after another, and many new emoticons have been added to the mobile chat software of netizens. Because Xiaoyao's paralyzed photo is very lazy, netizens also gave this photo a name that has the same sound as Xiao Yao's name, called Xiaoyao paralyzed.

  So in this world without Ge Youtan, Xiaoyao Paralysis appeared instead.

  After the New Year, Xiao Yao was indeed very leisurely in the few days before school started, but he never thought that occasionally he collapsed on the sofa and was lazy, how could he become Uncle Ge in this world? Fortunately, his face is not stubborn and sloppy, and there is no Mediterranean on his head. His image is still much stronger than that of Uncle Ge.

  He became a popular emoji, and Xiao Yao was not indifferent. Xiaoyao posted a new video on Weibo after the Xiaoyao paralyzed emoji went viral for a few days.

  This time, Xiao Yao’s fans can be regarded as enjoying the benefits. Because this time Xiao Yao directly recorded a new song in the video and posted it.

  Wang Ruiqi is 25 years old and works in Donghai City. Her hometown is far away in Jiangcheng City, Hubei Province.

  Every year when she returns to her hometown during the New Year, the process is a fixed Lunar New Year’s 30th reunion dinner. At the beginning of the first day of the new year, she will go to relatives, eat and drink, until the end of her holiday on the seventh day of the day, she will go back to work in the East China Sea. In the first year or two, she was homesick and still felt that the New Year in her hometown was lively. Now, after working hard for a few years, she just wants to stay at home with her parents during the New Year holiday and take a good rest for a few days.

  But the traditional power is sometimes extremely powerful, even though she is unwilling, she can only drag her exhausted body and mood with her parents to join in the fun with her relatives.

  Today is the fifth day of the first lunar month, and there are still two days before her return to Donghai City.

  The bored Wang Ruiqi had dinner with her family at her second uncle's house. Accompanied by the lively sound of mahjong, she opened Weibo with the tablet she brought.

   "Did Xiao Yao post Weibo again?" Seeing that the Weibo with Xiao Yao's name on the homepage was impressively listed, Wang Ruiqi, who was originally lying on the sofa in a paralyzed posture, sat up.

"Rui Qi, how many times have you said about you, the girl's family, you have to sit with a sitting figure, and always slumped on the sofa like a puddle of mud, what does it look like?" Wang Ruiqi's mother turned her head dissatisfied at the next card table. Said to Wang Ruiqi, who had just collapsed on the sofa.

  "Aunty, you don't know, the posture of my cousin just now is called Xiaoyao paralysis, which is very popular recently." Second uncle's daughter, Wang Ruiqi's cousin Jin Siyu said to Wang Ruiqi's mother with a smile.

   "I really don't understand you young people, they are still paralyzed like fashion, how ugly that way." Wang Ruiqi's mother mumbled, looked back at the card table, and hurriedly shouted: "Westwind! Touch!"

  Wang Ruiqi gave her mother a helpless look, without comment. Turning his head and happily said to his cousin: "Si Yu, come here, Xiao Yao posted a meager new video. Let's watch it together."

  "Really?" Jin Siyu, who is also a "pill" like Wang Ruiqi, sat down beside Wang Ruiqi, and said excitedly: "What's our Xiaoyao posting again?"

  ""Thelazysong"?" Taking advantage of the few seconds of video buffering, Jin Siyu asked Wang Ruiqi curiously: "Lazy song? Is this Xiao Yao releasing a new song?"

   "I don't know, it's just such a name and a video, without any explanation." Wang Ruiqi shook her head and said, "I'll know it after reading it...buffered and started."

  The video starts, the screen turns from black to bright, and the scene that appears is in a room.

In the high-definition mid-range image, you can clearly see Xiao Yao in the room holding a guitar, with a lazy face lying in a large single-person sofa in a posture similar to the currently very popular Xingyao paralysis, with a standard posture. The difference is that Xiao Yao's feet are not placed on the ground, but stacked on the small table in front of him.

   "Puff~" Seeing Xiao Yao's posture, the sisters laughed out loud immediately.

In the video, accompaniment sounded outside the painting, and Xiao Yao also sang lazily while playing the guitar: "TodayIdon?tfeellikedoinganything," after singing the first sentence, he also whistled a few times while shaking his head and shaking his head to the rhythm. .

   "Ah, it's a new song." The sisters thought happily, "Listening to the beginning, and his shaking his head, it should be a very fun song."

  The Xiao Yao in the video continued to sing: "Ijustwannalayinmybed," after the second sentence, there were still several whistles shaking his head. The bright rhythm and mischievous melody can easily make the watcher feel the urge to shake his head like Xiao Yao in the video.

  Wang Ruiqi, who has very good English, understood the meaning of the lyrics, and immediately felt the same way. In her two-day state, she didn't want to do anything, she just wanted to lie on the bed and put a dead body. So instead of shaking her head and shaking her head with Xiao Yao like her cousin, she was eager to see what Xiao Yao would sing next.

  "Don?tfeellikepickingupmyphone, soleaveamessageatthetone.?CausetodayIswearI?mnotdoinganything." After these two sentences, the song ended the first paragraph, the rhythm and melody changed a bit, Xiao Yao did not add a whistle behind.

  The song Xiao Yao sang in this video is exactly the song "thelazysong" by Mars brother in the previous life, which is translated as lazy song according to his own meaning. After losing the Olympiad National Team and preparing to celebrate the doubling of the number of fans, but was blown by his father, Xiao Yao was really lazy a few days before the start of school and didn't want to do anything.

  It’s okay to collapse on the sofa and was secretly taken by his father. A photo was posted on Weibo and became a famous Xiaoyao paralyzed. When Xiao Yao looked at himself in the photo inexplicably, he remembered the famous lazy song of Brother Martian in his previous life. So he recorded the song in video on a whim.

  The MV for the song of Brother Mars in the past life was shot by five or six people in the room. Xiao Yao in this life is not interested in asking for help. Isn’t Xiaoyao paralysis very popular now? Xiao Yao simply sang the song on the sofa with a happy and paralyzed appearance.

  The lyrics of Xiao Yao’s song have also been revised. On the one hand, at Xiao Yao’s age, it’s like putting your hands in your crotch and finding a beautiful girl to have **** with her, making her scream great. Lyrics are really not suitable for appearing. On the other hand, there is no such thing in this world. The fitness method called P90X, everyone doesn't know what P90X is. So in terms of lyrics, Xiao Yao still had to make certain changes.

  It is not the first time that Xiao Yao has done this kind of thing in this life. With his current writing level, he can fill in all his own words without any problems. But this time, Xiao Yao's lyrics weren't completely changed, and as a result, something happened again.

  (End of this chapter)