Dumped At The Start, The First Surgery Shocked The World

Chapter 202 The Innocent Boy

kidding me! ! !

Play me again! ! !

When I Ye Mo is easy to bully?

Do you think that if you do this to me, I will quit? Get the hell out of the ER.

snort!

Dream it! ! !

I will never give in.

Ye Zimo seemed to be burning himself, but he was still pleasant on the surface, and took a careful look at the patient's buttocks. As a professional doctor, he immediately knew what was going on.

"Have you had your hemorrhoids cut a few days ago?"

"To change the medicine."

The old man bared his teeth and smiled: "Yes, I'm here to change the medicine."

"Okay, lie on your side on the bed with your back to me."

Ye Zimo took out a pair of sterile medical gloves, put on a mask for himself, hesitated, added another layer of mask, took a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, picked up a cotton ball with tweezers, and cleaned the wound with hydrogen peroxide.

The old man laughed.

"I'm sorry, doctor. I can't help you to do such a dirty job. If I can change the medicine myself, I will change it myself."

"Yesterday I touched the medicine myself, and my butt was bleeding."

"Oh, it hurts me."

"I can only come to the hospital to ask you for help."

Ye Zimo replied expressionlessly: "After the hemorrhoid surgery, you must come to the hospital to change the dressing, and at the same time avoid spicy food, and take a sitz bath with potassium permanganate, which can fight infection, reduce inflammation and stop bleeding, and is very effective for hemorrhoids. ."

"5-10 minutes each time, sitz bath once a day."

"But potassium permanganate can't be used too much. Use a small piece at a time, mix it with a large basin of water, and put it in it."

"Seven days in a row is enough."

The old man smiled, then sighed.

"You doctors are amazing."

"When I was young, I didn't study hard, and I was a bachelor all my life. I was famous in our ten miles and eight villages. When I was young, I was idle, but I was handsome."

"The little girls in the eight townships of ten miles and eight towns are ignorant of me."

"At that time, I couldn't get a wife, so I secretly had sex with the little girls, three at a time."

"I was 35, and the little girl I was with got married and became a baby mother. I'm getting older, and the little girl didn't like it. I started to play with the old ladies."

"Twenty years ago, the daughter-in-law of our village had an affair with me, and what did she do to me in the corn field..."

"hey-hey."

The old man opened the chat box, and the more he talked, the more vigorous he was.

"In addition to the village chief's daughter-in-law, several young daughters-in-law in the village followed me. Anyway, I wandered around the village every day, and when their boss was out to work, I sneaked in in the middle of the night."

This old man can really brag!

Leaf ink is not torn apart.

"You're not afraid that your husband will find out and break your leg."

The old man shook his right leg.

"Well, this leg was interrupted by someone, and then it was connected, and the aisle didn't slip."

"Hey, I just had no money for the New Year that year, and I lost 80,000 yuan for a broken leg."

"I originally wanted 150,000, but that person's daughter-in-law came to beg me and promised to have an affair with me. I just said I wanted 80,000. Don't say, that little daughter-in-law is also a reasonable person. , has been with me for over ten years."

Ye Zimo glanced at the wound, the hydrogen peroxide was dry, and a cotton swab dipped a little Vaseline on the wound.

When the cotton swab touched the wound, the old man shrank back.

"Does it hurt?"

The old man shivered: "It hurts, this shit really hurts."

Ye Zimo nodded: "After the hemorrhoid operation, it will indeed hurt a little bit. If you persist for a few days, your wound should be almost the same after changing the medicine."

"After that, do more levator anus exercises."

"Eat less spicy and greasy food and take it slow."

When the ointment was applied, Ye Zimo said to the old man, "Lie down for a few minutes, wait for the ointment to dry a little, and then you can get up." Glancing at the old man's trousers, Ye Zimo frowned.

"Try to keep the area as clean as possible."

"Underwear should be washed and changed every day."

The old man turned his head and glanced at Ye Zimo in surprise.

"What? Underpants?"

"I never wear it."

wipe……

Ye Zimo glanced at the trousers he took off in astonishment. Sure enough, there were only trousers and no underwear.

However, after a second of surprise, he was back to normal.

Everyone's habits are different, and some people really don't like to wear underwear. When he was in school, the classmates who slept with him in the dormitory never wore them, and they stripped naked when they went to bed.

It is too difficult for the old man to pay attention to personal hygiene as a rural householder with five guarantees who has been a bachelor all his life.

Ye Zimo was too lazy to speak.

5 minutes later.

The ointment was almost dry, the old man lifted his trousers and said thank you to Ye Zimo.

"Doctor, thank you."

"I bow to you."

Saying that, the old man bowed to Ye Zimo, Ye Zimo smiled and said, "You're welcome."

"I'll take you out."

snort!

Just changing the dressing for a hemorrhoid just wants to make me collapse, is it too naive?

Lao Tzu is a doctor.

What scene have you not seen, Laozi?

Zhang Ming, this time you miscalculated!

Ye Zimo was calm and even a little proud. Zhang Ming arranged this hemorrhoid patient for him with only one purpose.

Get him out of the emergency room!

As the person dug up by the vice president, Zhang Ming has no right to fire Ye Zimo.

You can only force him to leave step by step.

But... a hemorrhoid sufferer wants to let him go, it's too naive.

Ye Zimo sneered while sending the old man out.

Just opened the door.

I saw a long queue at the door. Looking around, all the old men and women over the age of 60, dressed in rustic clothes, were obviously from the countryside. Seeing everyone, Ye Zimo was stunned.

He asked blankly, "What are you doing?"

"Why are you lining up here?"

The aunt wearing red short sleeves and a big bow on her chest said, "We are waiting for the dressing change. Director Zhang said, come here to change the dressing."

Ye Zimo glanced roughly, and there were more than twenty people.

asked in shock.

"You are all here to change your medicine?"

The aunt said cheerfully, "Yes."

Gan!

"so many people?"

The aunt grinned and said in a loud voice, "The provincial hospital went to our Shiliba village for a free clinic half a month ago. Those with hemorrhoids in the village have been given free surgery. Today, I will use a bus to pull us to change the medicine. ."

Free clinic?

Ye Zimo hadn't joined the job a month ago.

However, it is very common for large hospitals to do free clinics. One is to respond to the call of the state, and the other is to promote self-promotion by the hospital. They go to some rural areas, poor places, and solve some small problems for some elderly people who cannot afford medical care.

Usually it is a small problem, high blood pressure, cataract, bone hyperplasia...

But hemorrhoids are still rare!

There is a saying that there are nine hemorrhoids in ten people.

This is true, but... the provincial hospital has done so many hemorrhoid surgeries, shouldn't they arrange for follow-up doctors to follow up?

Why is he the only one?

It was arranged by Zhang Ming!

fuck!

Glancing at the long queue, after a rough count, Ye Zimo asked weakly to the big sister, "Are there 22 of you in total?"

The big sister grinned and said in a loud voice.

"Where can it be."

"We have 22 people in a car, more than 200 people in total."

200...more than...