Dreams lead to ancient times? I am really not an ancient Taoist ancestor

Central Heavenly Palace, Miluo Heavenly Palace.

The peach feast is held once every ten thousand years, and all the gods and immortals are invited to it. It is hosted by the Queen Mother. Each event lasts for ten days, which is rare in the heaven.

At this time, a grand banquet has been arranged in the great heavenly palace, where all the people talking and laughing are immortals and gods, and there is no ordinary people coming and going.

People came from the Three Extremes Heavenly Palace and the West Extreme Heavenly Palace, and Sakyamuni Buddha was also invited to come in person. Even God Gouchen, who was punished in hell, temporarily escaped from his punishment and came to attend the peach feast before going back to continue his punishment.

The current emperor is seated at the top, followed by the Queen Mother of Yaochi and the Emperor of the Four Extremes. The Sakyamuni Buddha is at the top of the guest table, only shorter than the Emperor.

However, in this grand banquet, there was one person who seemed out of place. He was sitting alone at the end of the guest table and no one cared about him.

No one came to disturb him, but Ying Zheng was happy to have his leisure time. While drinking the so-called fine wine and jade dew, he watched with cold eyes as the immortals and Buddhas exchanged cups for each other, silently shaking his head.

How are these so-called immortals with eternal breathing different from mortal beings?

They drank wine, and everyone had false smiles on their faces. The little immortal offered a glass of wine to the big immortal, and the big immortal smiled to the bigger immortal.

Ying Zheng sneered.

"Are you Qin Shihuang, Ying Zheng?"

Suddenly there was a silly laugh. Ying Zheng frowned and looked sideways, but he saw a chubby general with a smile on his face.

"Are you?"

The chubby general coughed and introduced himself:

"A certain Tian is the marshal of the canopy of the central heaven, commanding the Tianhe navy, and is also the pure altar of Lingshan. Oh no, I just said it."

The fat general shrank his neck and sat next to Ying Zheng in a familiar manner, his eyes shining:

"I, my general, have admired the name of the First Emperor for a long time. Seeing him today makes me admire him deeply!"

Ying Zheng frowned, feeling that the so-called commander of an army in heaven was too greasy?

He calmly moved to the side and said calmly:

"It turns out to be Marshal Tianpeng. I have no intention of talking. I hope the Marshal will go to other places."

"It never hurts to get to know each other!"

Zhu Wuneng looked up and down at the statue of the First Emperor, who later became famous, and said with a smile:

"I am friendly to the human race and have never done anything evil!"

Ying Zheng glanced at him, but finally reached out to avoid hitting the Smiley Fairy, and nodded slightly at him:

"good."

Zhu Wuneng felt his hot face against his cold buttocks, but it didn't matter. After apologizing, he held the wine glass and walked towards the celestial beings and fairies in the distance.

How pitiful God is, who knows how long it has been since I last touched the goddess of heaven!

It's not easy to come back once.

Zhu Wuneng laughed, patted his belly, and made sure that Marshal Tianpeng, making sure that he in this era was suppressed in his stomach, plunged into the pile of Tiannu, causing a cry of exclamation.

However, there was no disgust from the goddesses or fairies. Instead, some goddesses took the initiative to surround Zhu Wuneng.

All of them were very coquettish and kept shouting "Marshal", which coaxed Lao Zhu into confusion.

Even Chang'e of the Moon Palace did not retreat and drank a glass of wine with Zhu Wuneng.

In today's heaven, who doesn't know that Marshal Tianpeng has made rapid progress in cultivation. In thirty years, he has entered the level of immortality from a great level, and is even considered a strong one among immortals?

Although this person's promotion is a bit weird and his talent seems to have made a huge leap forward, there are only advantages and no disadvantages in making a good friend.

While Lao Zhu was hanging around among the goddesses, teasing with Chang'e of the Moon Palace, he enjoyed the treatment he had never enjoyed in the past.

While using Yuxu Yuanshi's secret method with Yang Jian, he secretly transmitted the message:

"Lao Yang, why do you think the Queen Mother invited Ying Zheng here?"

"I'm afraid it's not a good feast." Yang Jian silently replied: "Pay more attention to the sound transmission. If Dao Fruit is present, this secret method may not be able to isolate Dao Fruit from seeing and hearing."

"It's okay." Lao Zhu seemed very calm, drinking with Chang'e, and said through the message: "The only Daoguo present is His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven. It's not like he doesn't know that we fell back to this time from [this world]."

As they said that, the two of them looked at the Emperor of Heaven at the same time, only to find that he was also looking at them with a half-smile.

Lao Zhu shrank his neck, knowing that he had indeed not hidden anything from the Emperor of Heaven, and he did not avoid anything, so he continued to transmit the message:

"By the way, Lao Yang, where did you put Xiao Yang?"

"In the acupoint of heaven and earth." Yang Jian silently replied: "By the way, after the banquet, I found an opportunity to invite Taibai Jinxing out of the heaven and suppressed him together. Old Li also came to this world. I just met him a few days ago."

"no problem."

While the two immortals were transmitting messages, the Queen Mother of Yaochi who was sitting on the second table suddenly stood up. She did not consult the Emperor of Heaven for his opinion and turned a blind eye to him. Instead, she nodded towards Sakyamuni Buddha and made a salute.

Then, the Queen Mother of Yaochi pressed down her hands, and the noisy Heavenly Palace suddenly fell silent.

The Queen Mother said calmly:

"In the past years, only immortals and Buddhas have been invited to the peach feast, but today there is an unusual guest."

The cold and majestic voice echoed in Ruoda's heavenly palace, and the immortals and gods subconsciously looked sideways at the human emperor sitting at the bottom of the table.

The latter's expression was slightly condensed and he remained silent.

A great immortal official coughed and said loudly:

"Human King Ying Zheng, why don't you pay homage to the Queen Mother?"

Ying Zheng drank a glass of fairy wine silently and said calmly:

"As the First Emperor, I temporarily take the position of master of others, and I am on a par with heaven and earth. Unless the fruits of the Dao are in front of me, why should I pay tribute to others?"

Most of the immortals and Buddhas' expressions dropped, and the emperors of the four poles also cast their gazes. Before the Queen Mother could speak,

Emperor Gouchen, who still had scars on his body, said indifferently:

"I recognize you. I once followed Taishang Xuanqing, but now that Taishang Xuanqing is no longer in this world, you, a common man, meet immortals and gods without respecting etiquette. Who can give you the confidence?"

Ying Zheng put down his wine glass gently and smiled slightly:

"The confidence given to me by the human race."

After a pause, he looked at Emperor Gouchen with a half-smile, and said leisurely:

"Speaking of which, I still have fresh memories of the emperor. The scene when my adoptive father-in-law whipped the emperor nine thousand times is still vivid in my mind. After this banquet, will the emperor go to the underworld to be tortured again?"

Ying Zheng sneered unceremoniously and tore open Gou Chen's scar. The expressions of all the immortals changed and they pretended not to have heard it.

God Gou Chen's expression suddenly sank, and a murderous intention flashed away, but he was able to suppress it.

After a while, Gou Chen chuckled:

"That's all, let's leave it to the Queen Mother to sort it out."

The Queen Mother smiled and nodded at Gou Chen, then her expression turned pale and she looked at Ying Zheng, condescendingly:

"By inviting you to this peach feast, I am recognizing you and giving you a chance."

After a pause, she said calmly:

"Give me the gift and worship, and I can grant you the title of Immortal in Heaven. After you retire from the human throne, you can also go to Heaven and become the emperor."

As soon as he finished speaking, before Ying Zheng could answer, Emperor Zhi, who had been silent all the time, smiled lightly:

"When did the Queen Mother have the authority to confer immortal officials?"

The expressions of the immortals froze. What happened to these two people? ?

The Queen Mother smiled lightly and ignored the Emperor of Heaven. She just looked down at Ying Zheng and asked:

"Human King, do you want to worship or not?"

Ying Zheng narrowed his eyes and asked instead:

"Who should I worship? You or the Emperor of Heaven?"

"Worship me, worship the emperor of the four poles."

The Queen Mother took a tough stance, and the four emperors from the four poles also cast their eyes on Ying Zheng, but the immortals and gods were once again in an uproar.

this.

They found that something was wrong. The Queen Mother was being disrespectful to His Majesty. Why was Your Majesty not angry?

All the immortals looked at each other in confusion. Only Da Luo, who knew the past and present, and could swim through the years, and Yang Jian, Zhu Wuneng and others who came from [the present world] knew the reason, and they were all silent.

Yingzheng Shiran stood up, holding the wine glass, and faced the Queen Mother.

Then, he tipped the wine glass, and the wine fell into the auspicious clouds and auspiciousness on the ground.

"Humans do not worship immortals and Buddhas."

Ying Zheng said.

The Queen Mother's expression suddenly turned cold, and she exchanged glances with the Emperor of the Four Poles.

She said calmly:

"Preaching my decree, the peach feast lasts from ten days to ten thousand years, and ends after ten thousand years. During this period, the immortals and Buddhas can leave at will. Only the immortals and Buddhas."

The Queen Mother emphasized the importance of the words "immortal and Buddha", then turned to look at Ying Zheng and said calmly:

"Human King, you are not respectful to the immortals and Buddhas, but I will not punish you. I will just treat you to a banquet of flat peaches that lasts for ten thousand years. How about that?"

Ying Zheng's expression suddenly darkened, while the immortals present were even more confused.

The human king is disrespectful to heaven, does not respect immortals, and does not respect heaven. Logically speaking, shouldn't it be His Majesty the Emperor who is angry?

Why didn't His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven react at all, but the Queen Mother was a little anxious? ?

Moreover, it seems that His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven did not seem to care at all when Qin Shihuang went to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen a few decades ago?

Weird, weird

The immortals and gods looked at each other in silence. Yang Jian and Zhu Wuneng exchanged solemn glances.

As for Ying Zheng, he was still standing proudly in his black imperial robe of Nine Dragons:

"I am carrying the power of three thousand human beings. I want to leave this heavenly palace. Who dares to stop me? Who can stop me? I will stand here unwaveringly. Among the immortals and Buddhas here, who dares to kill me?"

The immortals and gods looked at each other, their expressions stagnant. They knew that this human king was telling the truth. His human destiny was extremely heavy, so he rashly attacked him. The human nature backfired, and even Da Luo felt uncomfortable!

But the Queen Mother's expression did not change, and she said with a faint smile:

"Really? You, the human king, can give it a try."

Ying Zheng turned around and left, but when he reached the gate of Tiangong, he couldn't get any further.

Zhu Wuneng rolled his eyes, as if suddenly enlightened, and expressed admiration:

"As expected of the Queen Mother, she has set new rules for the peach feast to last for ten thousand years. During the peach feast, no one is allowed to come in and out at will, but now only immortals and gods are allowed to come and go freely."

He continued to praise:

"In this way, although the King of Humans inherits the general trend of humanity, the peach feast is the first banquet in heaven. It is not malicious, and without any malicious intent, there will be no change in the fortune of humanity."

Zhu Wuneng seemed to be in admiration, but actually he woke up Ying Zheng. The latter's expression suddenly condensed, he turned around and stared at the Queen Mother:

"The majestic Queen Mother of Yaochi is planning this kind of thing?"

"So what?" The Queen Mother smiled: "Then the human king, do you want to worship me or not?"

As she spoke, she slowly sat down and smiled sweetly:

"If you worship, you can take up the post of immortal and return to the human world. If you don't worship, there will be no king in the world for ten thousand years. How will the people be miserable?"

Ying Zheng's expression darkened, then he suddenly became violent and drew his sword. Amidst the shouts of surprise, he took the sword and struck at the Queen Mother.

But even though the sword light contained a heavy humane trend, the Queen Mother remained unwavering, looking at this scene with a smile, watching the sword light approaching three inches in front of her body, then disappearing into nothingness.

Zhu Wuneng rolled his eyes again and expressed his admiration again:

"Although the human king is burdened with a huge power, the power of humanity can only be fully activated when it resists external malice. If it is activated independently, the power and power will be reduced thousands of times. How can it be close to the Queen Mother?"

Ying Zheng suddenly realized that this was the case, but then he became a little helpless.

He had known that the next banquet would not be a good one, but he never thought that everything was waiting for him here.

After a moment of silence, Ying Zheng sneered:

"Because the human world is disrespectful to heaven, the fortune of heaven has been greatly reduced, right? It seems that some immortals are anxious and I will stay here for ten thousand years, so why not?"

"Then we'll have to wait for tens of thousands of years, and there will be no king in charge. After ten thousand years, the dynasty will change, and the new human king will be the emperor again." The Queen Mother stood up expressionlessly:

"I'll bother you, Wang Ru, to watch the dance of the goddesses that have lasted for thousands of years and eat the flat peaches that have lasted for tens of thousands of years. The flat peaches are enough."

With that said, she was about to leave.

suddenly.

The cry of a real phoenix rose loudly, accompanied by the playing of a small official outside the palace:

"[Heavenly Divine Priest Yuhai Xuanhuang Emperor] has arrived, coming to the peach banquet!"

The immortals were startled, and both Zhu Wuneng and Yang Jian changed their expressions.

Xuan. Xuanhuang! !

The two of them took a step back involuntarily, obviously very frightened.

The next moment, there was a man in imperial robes and a simple bronze mask. Accompanied by Nezha and a traditional Taoist, Shi Shiran walked into this heavenly palace.

"Father Zhong!"

Ying Zheng took charge of the ceremony and bowed.

Lu Xuan nodded at him, and walked into the heavenly palace step by step in front of the immortals. His hands naturally hung down, but he did not look at the Queen Mother and the Four Extremes Emperor.

He just looked at the Emperor of Heaven at the top, made a salute, and said with a smile:

"It's my fault to be granted the title by His Majesty and come to heaven for the first time after such a long time."

In his eyes, the emperor's corpse, which was no different from the skeleton nailed to the cliff in that dead world, sat upright and smiled:

"Emperor Xuanhuang, there is no need to be polite. I promise you that in the future, you will not bow to the Lord of Heaven when you see him."

The emperor's corpse bit the word 'Lord of Heaven' very hard.

Lu Xuan smiled, nodded, and asked:

"Your Majesty, I am very happy to see this heavenly palace. Can you give it to me and make it my second imperial palace?"

"Yes." The Emperor smiled.

The smile on Lu Xuan's face became even brighter:

"Now that it is my imperial palace, I don't like it anymore."

He and the Emperor of Heaven sang together as if they were playing a double act. Under the astonished gazes of the immortals, Lu Xuan looked sideways at the old-fashioned Taoist:

"Senior brother, I don't like this imperial palace, so just tear it down."

"good."

Xuandu nodded and drew his sword.