Drawing cards can't save the weird world

It has to be said that the monster really has a good eye, seeing that Zhao Hao is like a god of war, he immediately slammed his head again.

"Long live the master! The master is invincible! The master is the strongest! Your loyal Kramishdrasp... will always be your most loyal servant!"

Zhao Haoxin said that now this shameless person reacts so quickly, and he has no good excuse to beat him up.

So he kicked the ghost flying more than ten meters away, the ghost Kurami let out a scream and the black smoke cleared away.

Zhao Hao scratched his ears as if nothing had happened: "When you kneel, your left knee touches the ground first!"

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There is a country by the sea, which is very powerful and an ancient country with a long history.

But their prince is a man with high self-esteem and ambition.

No, after being rescued by the little mermaid Ai Li after falling into the water once, he actually had the idea of ​​occupying it.

It's just that he is a black iron 4-star himself, so he must not be too strong. She endured it until she returned to the country, and immediately activated the state machinery to ask the country of the sea for their youngest princess, not to marry her as his wife, but to sing and dance for the prince as a maid!

Although the seamen and sailors of the Kingdom of the Sea cannot go ashore, they are still overlords in the sea.

How could that sea emperor bronze-level boss allow a human scum to leave his beloved little daughter as a singing and dancing maid? !

So the two sides will go to war.

But without Zhao Hao's intervention, things would go in a different direction.

The prince is not a brainless person, in fact, he has already figured out the kindness of the little mermaid, and he cannot bear to see both sides shed blood and die, so he must find a way to quell the fighting.

And he bought a sea witch in the sea, and the sea witch will give advice to the little mermaid at critical moments...

However, the sea witch came to find the little mermaid, and Zhao Hao was on the side. The two talked and laughed very harmoniously. I don't know what Zhao Hao said. , Delicate as a flower.

The sea witch didn't like it, and her reward was about to run away, so she immediately called out: "Princess Aili, you are still here to talk about love, don't you have the heart to watch countless sea people die tragically? I have a plan... Puff! "

Before she finished speaking, a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

At this moment, Zhao Hao covered the eyes of the little mermaid with his hands, preventing her from seeing the bloody scene of a clean cut.

He walked around the bottom of the sea with his arms around the little mermaid, leaned close to her ear and whispered softly: "It's not a good thing to look at like this, don't listen to a word, just send it away. Do you understand?"

The little mermaid was blowing hot air in her ears, her entire face was flushed, she only remembered nodding, how could she remember the sea witch that was broken in two? !

Soon, there was a son-in-law in the Sea Kingdom who was leading the Sea Clan to attack the prince!

Zhao Hao: Will the title of son-in-law Shenlong become more popular?

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"Ritian, are you okay? Why are you suddenly sleepy?" the fat man asked in a low voice.

Zhao Hao quickly said: "It's okay, it's okay~"

I just had a fight with the cheap old man over there, and I was so focused and single-minded, I don't know how fun it is!

After venting a pass, it is simply a clear idea~

The carriage here has already arrived at Smart Country, and they even saw Gou Quan and Colt being chased by a group of spear-wielding men in the distance.

Gou Quan may run much faster than Colt because of his racial talent.

Fortunately, the team leader was beaten up by Gou Quan before, and the rest of the people did not dare to chase after him. Or Colt's chrysanthemum might be about to bloom.

Everyone knew that Zhao Hao had good eyesight, so they quickly asked, "Is it Gou Quan them?"

Zhao Hao set up the awning with his hands: "Yes! Yes, yes, it is Colt whose forehead is reflecting light!" Colt, who heard the cry in the distance, quickly covered his forehead.

Zhao Hao and Fatty rushed over immediately, and knocked down those shameless and foolish unarmored spearmen.

Those soldiers also have the strength of black iron 1 star and 2 stars. The combat effectiveness of this smart country is not weak, but their brains are not very good.

So naked!

Brother Wali stroked his beard and laughed loudly, Nanayasaki covered her eyes but peeked through her fingers, Shiro even watched curiously around a few spearmen who were still struggling and refused to give up, and from time to time they wrote on the paper Write a few strokes. This is to write poetry!

Ever since he knew that the fat man valued poets the most, Ciro became a famous street bard in Italy.

Zhao Hao saw that seven or eight black iron spearmen kept struggling and fighting again, and felt something was wrong.

A simple test of psychic powers, there is indeed a problem!

These people's brains have been affected!

"I said, why are these people really going crazy! Good guy, who wants to influence so many people to go crazy? What are you trying to do?!"

Everyone speculated one after another, and finally felt that the two ghost tailors were the most suspicious.

Could it be that the two of them tricked the king into some trick?

The carriage was heading towards the capital, and it was true that all of them were wearing smart clothes along the way! Breathability is definitely the best in the world!

Back to nature, celestial country?

Other people on the road looked at the people in the carriage with strange eyes.

It's like saying: Are these people out of their minds? Why are you still wearing old-fashioned clothes? Are smart clothes bad? !

Some even showed malicious intent, but they were ordinary people, so they didn't do anything.

Of course, there must be a lot of informers. Seven or eight waves of soldiers have come to arrest and strip their clothes along the way, and they were all beaten up and hung from trees.

The more you go to the capital, the more people there are, men, women, young and old, all flesh-colored.

Nanayasaki had already hid in the carriage, and even Zhao Hao and the others didn't raise their heads very much, just because their eyes were a little hot after watching too much! Worried about giving yourself a mental illness.

However, Zhao Hao sent paper shikigami to check, and most people in this country are still normal, but they dare not go out of the house, because if they go out, they will be caught and stripped naked by other naked residents who liberate their nature.

And once stripped naked, it seems that some psychological protection has been torn off, and it will be affected by the mind immediately, and you will not be able to wear it back. You will feel that it is normal and smart not to wear it.

In other words, I wear smart clothes that only smart people can see.

"This is some kind of large-scale psychic intervention, and the purpose is unclear."

The old man was sharpening the ax on the shaft of the car, and it made a sharp sound: "Whatever, let's find those two bastards who make clothes, and give him an ax if you don't say anything. I see how long they can hold on to the axe?"

It was different when we arrived in the capital. A large number of guards rushed over from all the streets one after another. There were thirty or fifty more and seven or eight less.

But Zhao Hao and his party were too strong, and they didn't stay for a while, and they soon reached a palace guarded by heavy soldiers.

It must be guarded by more than 200 black iron 2-star and 3-star soldiers, which is really a big deal!

Zhao Hao opened his pocket. He has been meticulously cutting a few paper figurines every day for the past two years, and he has already accumulated a large number of thugs.

Throw out two stacks of paper figurines, "Give it to me!"

The old man laughed: "Zhao Hao's trick is really useful, and it saves materials compared to psychic robots."

Fatty nodded at the side: "Yes, yes, Zhao Hao really has a few hands..."

Gou Quan was holding a gold and silver double ax in his hand, and Xi Luo looked at Zhao Hao and waved his hands, and dozens of thugs were drooling with envy.

"Brothers, let's do it!" The fat man rushed out first, like a shell hitting the crowd, and immediately turned them on their backs.

At this time, he can already say that King Kong is not bad. Even if the spear pierces it, it will not hide!

Even if a black iron 3-star soldier has no special means, this spear can't penetrate a two-centimeter-thick iron plate? However, sticking it on the fat man is like scratching an itch. Even the force of the shock can make the enemy unable to hold the weapon!

The elder brother opened and closed even more, and when he hit the ground with a hammer, the ground around ten meters rolled up, as if the ground turned over again, dozens of soldiers around fell to the ground, and then were controlled by the ground.

It took less than three minutes for everyone to fight, and they had already entered the palace.

Two wretched-looking guys who don't look like good people at first glance are busy working with mournful faces.

One was spinning an empty spinning wheel, the other was manipulating a nothing loom, and a fat figure sat on the throne in the distance, which was the wise king.

"Who are you? How dare you trespass on my palace?"

Everyone looked at each other without speaking.

The fat king said to himself: "But it's okay, I forgive your sins. Let me ask you, do you think my clothes look good?"

Zhao Hao immediately frowned: There is a force trying to interfere with his mind!

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Thank you for the 100 rewards from the book friend "A Chicken Drum 2000"!

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