Drawing cards can't save the weird world

Chapter 292 Hairless Mountain Monster

"I'm going, it's spectacular!"

Zhao Hao stood on top of the donkey cart and built an arbor, watching the front of the team slowly enter the palace from a distance of forty or fifty meters.

These people are all here to guess what kind of animal that piece of skin is!

At this time, all the troublemakers from the eighteen cities of Baili came.

It doesn't matter whether you marry a princess or not, the main thing is to guess the origin of this skin!

The incomprehensible desire to win is jumped up~

Look at the people in line, they are tall, short, fat and thin, the young ones are twelve or thirteen years old, and the old ones need someone to carry them on their backs...

"Master, at your age, you still come to participate in the princess's marriage proposal?" Zhao Hao asked curiously.

There is not much white hair left on his head, and the uncle with cloudy eyes grinned his teethless mouth, holding back his mouth: "I can still do it~~~"

Zhao Hao: You are so young!

He explained with his son on his back: "Misunderstood, my father was a well-known cobbler when he was young, he even handled earth dragon skins and sea dragon skins, so he came to see this leather that no one knew. "

"Oh, amazing~"

Zhao Hao: So there are earth dragons and sea dragons in this world?

It was also thanks to Zhao Hao's foresight that he bought the donkey cart for a gold coin, so he could sit on the donkey cart and wait slowly. Not only can you rest, but you can also chat and fart with the people next to you.

It took more than half an hour before Zhao Hao arrived at the gate of the palace.

It was only here that I discovered that not everyone can participate in the marriage proposal.

Mrs. Zheng and the old man were just handed out a big cake, or those with obvious disabilities were not allowed to participate.

No one dared to talk too much, after all, the knocked out teeth of the first few talkative people were still on the ground, there were dozens of them.

Many of those guards are superhumans. Although they only have 1-star Black Iron, are they still capable of choking ordinary people?

Zhao Hao felt that this was unusual, so he took a closer look, how could it be that the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled were all driven away?

Just like the one not far behind me...

Fuck, a big man of 2.5 meters, with a stooped figure and arms above his knees, and his hideous facial features can almost ward off evil spirits.

There is not a hair on the bald head, but it still has all kinds of bumps and corners, as if it was placed on an iron felt and beaten a hundred times indiscriminately. Yaksha Patrol has a rounder head than his.

The torn leather covering his body was full of stains, and the dirt on his bare skin seemed to have formed armor from the dirt that hadn't been bathed for several years.

It smells like that, it can faint people who have lost their sense of smell. There are already many people around me who can't stand it, and they all rolled their eyes.

Is this a hairless mountain monster, or a humanoid troll?

To say that he is a savage is to belittle the savage! It is the mutated crystallization of savages drinking Fukushima water!

But even so, those guards didn't eliminate him, but let him pass the preliminary screening and continue to line up?

The horsepower of this princess is so great, the headlights are big and round, and the engine is humming, is it not enough for a non-macho old driver? !

Without time to think about it, Zhao Hao entered the palace with a group of people.

A group of more than a dozen people are conducting exciting prize-winning quizzes wave after wave.

Zhao Hao looked left and right, and his group of people looked pretty decent.

There are three wearing iron armor, leather armor, and swords on their waists. There are also those with bows and arrows, picture folders and luggage rolls on their backs...

Taking advantage of the short time, Zhao Hao chatted with other people, that was really insightful.

There are still people who live more than 500 kilometers away and come across the sea to participate in this grand event!

Those who don't know think that guessing the origin of the leather can become a fairy!

Zhao Hao and the others were looking at the decoration of the palace. There was a dwarf king with a big head on the throne in front of him. It's hard to think of him as a king.

This guy looked very excited, he felt like he was about to clear the game of an internet-addicted teenager, or that he was about to draw ten times in a row.

The one sitting next to him was the princess, wearing a baroque-style tutu skirt, she was pretty good looking, with a duck egg face, delicate features, fair skin and beautiful skin. It's just that this hair style is so ugly, the two braids look like fried marijuana flowers that have been placed for a week.

At this time, the princess's expression became more complicated. On the one hand, she was looking forward to it, and on the other hand, she was also a little unspeakably anxious.

It's really bad luck to have such a father. What if she is married by some cobbler, butcher, manure digger, or beggar?

The first one to come forward was a man with a portfolio on his back. He was in his thirties. He looked very downcast. His face was weathered, his clothes were old and his boots had his mouth open. It was very disgraceful.

The most important thing is that he has a mustache on his lips, which is impressive. In vain to add an artistic atmosphere~

Mustache didn't go directly to the leather man, but opened the folder for everyone to appreciate his paintings.

After bragging, he was urged by the guards to observe in front of the leather.

The leather was stretched on a wooden frame, and it was about two meters wide. It looked as thick as a finger, and it appeared dull purple-pink. Some traces of capillaries under the skin were clearly visible.

On the surface, it looks greasy and feels strange to the touch.

Mustache had never seen this kind of leather in his life. At this time, I have no choice but to bite the bullet and cover up.

Try to pick out of the door.

"Uh, I guess it's sow skins over twenty years old!"

"Haha!" The big-headed king clapped his hands, "No! Haha, no, no, wrong guess!"

It seemed that he would get a prize if he guessed wrong.

The princess on one side also breathed a sigh of relief, after all, a down-and-out painter is really not the first choice.

She quietly looked at several knights in the crowd, as well as Zhao Hao who was particularly conspicuous.

These are not bad...

The moustache painter seemed to have too much self-esteem. Looking at this performance, he felt that the king was humiliating him, and he was trembling with anger and unable to attack. Had to go outside.

At this time, the king suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and felt that if he didn't do something, something big might happen. He hurriedly shouted: "Wait! Although you didn't guess the question correctly, your drawing skills are still good. If you don't mind, please become a court painter!"

Mustache was immediately overjoyed, and a catastrophe was resolved~~~

Zhao Hao frowned slightly, the weak fluctuation just now was not his own illusion, right?

The second is a swordsman with a strange mask, wearing a unique style of clothing, with a long sword on his waist.

He claims to be a swordsman from the northern plateau, and he is pursuing the ultimate swordsmanship.

He was straightforward, and after looking at the leather carefully, he said softly: "A true master will always have the heart of an apprentice..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was in awe, and suddenly felt that the pressure skyrocketed.

Then the swordsman said loudly: "This leather... I don't know!"

"Boom" everyone fell down!

Zhao Hao can be sure that the fluctuation he felt just now is not an illusion.

"Next!"

Next up is Mr. Kakarot, a young knight from a nearby country.

He looks majestic and looking forward to the wind, which is very satisfying. The princess thought it was a good candidate.

But this guy who claimed to be a holy knight actually talked!

The expression of the princess: (╯-_-)╯┴—┴

However, after licking the skin for a long time, the holy knight Kakarot guessed: "This skin should come from the cub of the giant hippopotamus in the Swamp of Sorrows. I licked it a few years ago!".

Unfortunately, he wasted a lot of saliva or guessed wrong~

The only gain is to taste the taste of this leather. This wave is not bad~

Then there is Sid, the hunter with a bow and arrow on his back. He looks shrewd and tough, with eyes as sharp as eagle eyes.

The furs of all kinds of wild beasts he has handled are numerous. It is said that even Warcraft has hunted and killed more than a dozen kinds.

But even he wasn't sure, "I guess, this is the inner skin of the earth-boring man-eating insect!"

"No, next one!"

The next one was a handsome young man, with powder on his face, gaudy clothes, and a charming smile unique to small-sized men.

This is Zibi, the well-known Ruanfan king. It is said that he once dealt with six aristocratic women and never overturned in March!

As soon as he came up, he only cared about winking and smiling evilly at the princess, and had no interest in leather at all. What he wanted was to take down the princess herself. It doesn't matter who she marries, it's all the same to me!

So he randomly guessed "it should be a piece of pink doe skin", and was coaxed down.

But the king is not a heartless person, so he ordered: "This man is a bit interesting, castrated and sent to the palace as an eunuch~"

Brother Ruanfan screamed and was dragged away...

Zhao Hao has already confirmed that there is something wrong with this leather, every time someone guesses what this leather is, part of the spirituality is absorbed by the leather! This is so weird!

Then there was a fat knight in front of Zhao Hao, a fat knight in his forties, Sir Jean Mbertorig.

He is a very gentleman, and he treats people politely, and his two curled mustaches are full of demeanor. It’s just that the volume of the head is a bit embarrassing, and the stomach is also a little ups and downs.

He is an aristocrat in his own country, and he has made great achievements.

He took a step forward and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, please take it back! Such a ridiculous order has already ruined our reputation."

It turned out that he didn't come to guess the skin or be a son-in-law, but to persuade.

He had persuaded and was driven away before, and he never saw the king again. Now, before coming to Wang Jia under the pretext of guessing, I still have to persuade him!

What loyalty!

The strong wind knows the strong grass, and the toughness knows the loyal ministers!

I heard the fat knight say: "I am in the prime of life, and I am willing to marry the princess! It is my duty to reshape the glory of our country!"

Everyone: ...

Zhao Hao saw that the dwarf king with the big head turned red all over, and his head was so angry!

He patted the table angrily: "Pull it down! Pull it down! Pull it down and hack it to death, chop it up and feed it to the dog! Feed it to the dog~~"

Immediately, two guards rushed out and tripped the fat knight and dragged him away. The fat knight panicked: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please think about it~~~I can do it~~I can do it~"

"Kuci~"

The guard probably didn't hold back either, and chopped it off as soon as he went out. Zhao Hao's ears are so good that he could even hear the sound of the head being chopped off.

Come on, it's my turn!

Zhao Hao knew that there was something wrong with the leather, and guessing with his toenails also knew that "guessing the leather" might not be a good thing. But at this time, it was forced to the head, what should I do?

With an idea, he turned his head and said to the hairless mountain monster/pink-skinned gorilla/weird man, "You go first~"

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