Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251

After returning home, Yu Yu threw all the fruits on the table and sat on the sofa looking at the fruits. The conspicuous durian was very eye-catching.

I pulled a bag of apples, washed two of them, and gnawed them when I sat on the sofa, and I could hear his thoughts a little closer.

"Don't eat it! I eat it myself!"

…

Shu Shu took the takeaway, and the one upstairs had just returned, and the two went together.

"Don't you bother to eat takeaway every day?!"

"117 homes!"

"what?"

"I said there are 117 takeaways, take turns, and I can't eat them at all!"

Yu Yu: "..."

"You can't cook by yourself?"

"Will not!"

Yu Yu looked at her, and suddenly said with a serious face, "Who will marry you in the future, it's so pitiful..."

"roll!"

"You don't have to work?"

"unemployed!"

"..." Why do some unemployed vagrants be so arrogant? !

When we got to the first floor, a pair of old people were showing affection, yes, you read that right, showing affection!

"My wife, slow down!"

"Hey, I'm fine, slow down too, there are steps!"

"Well, what do you want to eat for lunch? I will make it for you!"

"Eat the spring rolls you made, I'll roll out the dough!"

"OK!"

…

Take out the **** together...

Then I saw them, smiled and said after they said hello,

"The little couple are back from a date?"

Shu Shu: No, we are not young lovers, please don't misunderstand!

Yu Yu: No, we are not young lovers, please don't misunderstand!

The painter on the second floor was smoking a cigarette, right at the top of the stairs, Shu Shu and Yu Yu frowned at the same time, Yu Yu asked him,

"Why are you smoking here?!"

The painter looked at them sadly,

"No, I smoked loneliness..."

Do not! What you smoke is wind!

On the third floor, Shu Shu opened the door and suddenly said, "How come my neighbors are all weird? There is no normal person..."

Then opened the door and closed the door, three fast steps.

Yu Yu: "!!!" Fuck!

…

Yu Yu's audition went smoothly. Although there were few scenes, at least he appeared on the scene. As long as he has the face and acting skills, he is afraid of a fart!

His role is of course not that he will shoot when he says, but when the crew says he will shoot.

To be honest, he has only been out for half a year, and he has a lot of temperament. Just before his violent temper, he has already abused the king's director and the agent of the rudder into scum!

If you don't rely on your father or money, it's really grind to come out! No wonder his father didn't have any objection to him when he came out. In this world, for three to five years, his **** boy must have been tempered!

In the evening, Yu Yu fell on the sofa and swiped Weibo. Now he has a little attention on Weibo, and he is wailing his cool every day.

Yu Yu poked into the Weibo of Poisonous Chicken Soup and saw that she hadn't updated it yet, so she came out disappointed. He secretly poked into the Weibo of Xiushu, turning over and saying,

"Fake!"

"do!"

"Pack!"

…

Shu Shu pressed her leg, then lay on the bed, the phone rang, picked it up, and took it.

"Book... Book" is Cheng Duanyi.

Shu Shu was taken aback, and then said, "I beg you not to call, okay?!"

"Shushu! Has our relationship for so many years been fake?!" Since then, this is the first time Cheng Duanyi roared.

"Then you...is that a fake...?" Shu Shu blinked and poured back the tears that came to the corner of his eyes.

For those who are not worthy, no one shed distressed tears.

"Shushu, I said, that's really a coincidence! It has already happened, I just want to make up for it, Shushu, I..."

Shu Shu hung up again and blocked the number.

Yeah, something has happened!

She knows that he only accounts for 30% of the factor, but it is this 30%. If she is with him, she will become her eternal knot! The knot that can't be untied, can't be lost...

Shu Shu lay on the bed, turning over and over, feeling very irritable, took out the phone, and wrote in the poisonous chicken soup:

Have you ever encountered any strange flowers? Picture: I'll pay it back sooner or later!

One of the comments below was very eye-catching, Shu Shu sneered, and saw it read:

"Big Fish: Wow! There are too many weird things. The most weird thing is my 255 downstairs. Haha, her room number is 249! This is the most masculine woman I have ever seen, and I don’t know good people!"

Yu Yu commented on the drug on Weibo, and the main reason was that the 250 downstairs suspected his motivation to deliver fruits! Now the durian is still on the table. It is not thrown, nor is it not thrown. It emits a piercing smell anytime and anywhere, which always reminds him of the person downstairs.

Shu Shu calmly replied.

"Poisonous Chicken Soup: If you live upstairs, is your room number two hundred and five?!"

Then, ignoring the following netizens who watched the excitement, they sent a WeChat message upstairs:

"Two hundred and five downstairs: idiot!"

Yu Yu saw that Du Da said his room number was two hundred and five, he retorted, fearing that she would ask the room number again, and withdrew silently.

After receiving the news from downstairs, Yu Yu was shocked, huh? Did you find that I'm good and want to eat fruit?

I opened my eyes and opened my eyes, then angrily returned:

"Two hundred and five upstairs: I rely on! You, you, you"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: Are you stuttering?"

"Two hundred and five upstairs: You are the one who stutters, you are crazy, you just swear when you are okay."

"Two hundred and five downstairs: I'm happy/sneer"

"Two hundred and five upstairs: unreasonable, unreasonable!"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: With one (picture: dog) don't make sense!"

"Two hundred and five upstairs: Oh, then I don't need to reason with you!"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: I am a single dog at best.

Huh? She has no match? !

Pooh! Does she have anything to do with you? Why is she so excited!

"Two hundred and five upstairs: You have no match? Hahaha, I know you won't get married like this!"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: Oh, do you think you just married out? Shemales are not popular in the country."

"Two hundred and five upstairs: Broken book, I want to tear you up!"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: What a coincidence, smelly fish, my old lady wants to chop you too!"

"Two hundred and five upstairs: Don't be my mother, you are a woman!"

"Two hundred and five downstairs: It’s up to you."

…

The two of you come and I will go until Shu Shu wins the battle and smiles and falls asleep. I didn't notice at all, the pain and troubles that Cheng Duanyi brought to her disappeared unconsciously. She was not even in the dream of Cheng Duanyi all night.

Early the next morning, I woke up, flipped through the bed, took out his mobile phone, and saw that the guy upstairs last yesterday even sent a message.

"Two hundred and five upstairs: Hey hey hey, that book, I have a durian here. I won't eat it, or would you?"

After a few minutes, there is another one:

"Upstairs two hundred and five: Cough cough, it's mainly because I don't eat it, or you don't want me to throw it away."

Shu Shu only returned three words, yes, send it.

Upstairs Yu Yu was furious, "I'll wipe it! Do you want to eat and I want to give it to you?!"

Of course, while scolding, he went to the table and lifted it up and sent it down!

"Yu Yu! Are you masochistic?! With the attitude of people, you actually sent it to others like a thief?!"

Then he kept walking to the fourth floor, knocking on the door, as if he could vent the anger in his heart.

Wait! I can't spray you when you open the door!

And the back door opened, with delicate features and face up to the sky, with a green silk hanging lazily behind him, Shu Shu smiled at him, tenderly squeezed.

"Thank you!"

"No, no, you're welcome!"

Seeing him not moving, he asked, "Is there anything else?"

"No, it's okay..."

"Then, goodbye!"

"goodbye!"

Yu Yu, who was dizzy and walked back to sit on the sofa, stayed for several minutes, and then uttered a rage.

"Fuck! Yu Yu! Where's your rhetoric?!"

Counsel! !

…

Eating durian, Shu Shu was struggling with the classmates' reunion. After all, the cowhide was blown out. If she can't take it by then, Ma Yan's stuff may not be able to arrange her all over the world!

Moreover, if nothing happens, Cheng Duanyi and Liu Xuyan will also go, she can't lose the field!

People live with a face and trees live with a layer of skin. How could she have lost the game!

If the guy upstairs asks, how does he become an extra, should he say that he has a good life, but he wants to experience life? !

Is there that kind of idiot? !