Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251

Shu Shu narrowed his eyes and looked at him.

"I am not demanding of my future boyfriend, he is handsome, treats me well, can cook, and is not stupid. I only think about it when these four points are met."

Yu Yu blinked, she said again,

"You still look good, and you can be considered good at cooking. Are you good to me?"

Yu Yu nodded. Master is not good to you, who is good to you? Which woman can I let Laozi ride on my head? Isn't it just you?

"Oh, then I can't consider you."

Yu Yu grabbed her, "I treat you well."

Shu Shu turned her head and blinked, "But there is still another dissatisfaction."

Ignored him, went out of the cubicle and went to the store to help.

Yu Yu stood there thinking, his grandfather is handsome, treats her well, can cook, and doesn't meet the conditions?

"Wipe! Your uncle who broke the book, where is the idiot?"

…

Yu Yu found a place to sit down. Quietly Mimi watched as Shu Shu was busy. Many people came and went to pack, and some people sat down. Yu Yu occupied two seats alone, but no one came to fight the table. .

Shu Shu saw him looking stupidly at this side, thinking that he wanted to eat dessert, took a few for him, and went back to work again.

Yu Yu looked at the dessert in front of him with a dazed expression, is he the one who would eat this?

After a while, I looked at the desserts in front of me. Forget it, I will taste the thoughts of this book?

As I sent it to my mouth, I thought, this book is duplicity, and I just don't say it. Forget it, who made the Lord so magnanimous?

Yu Yu put on an expression of "I don't care about you" and "I'm just pampering you", watching Shu Shu smirk, and feeding the dessert into his mouth.

Well, not bad.

…

Shu Shu rubbed his shoulders, and saw that Yu Yu was already lying on the table, falling asleep.

"Hey!" After slapped the table vigorously, Yu Yu jumped up instantly.

"earthquake?"

"..."

Seeing Shu Shu, Yu Yu rubbed his messy hair, "Are you done?"

"Why have you been here?"

"Wait for you, let's go back together." Scratching his hair, he poked up, jumping and jumping. His hair is very good, his black hair is set against his white face, and his slightly squinted eyes are watery. .

Shu Shu's hands were itchy, she endured it, and did not reach out to rub it.

"Do you like sweets?"

"Bah! Which old man likes sweets?"

Shu Shu glanced at the empty box on the table with a smile.

Yu Yu, embarrassed.

On the way back.

"What are you thinking?" Yu Yu looked at Shu Shu who had been silent.

She raised her head with a serious look, "What will Huang Mao eat for dinner?"

wipe! Lao Tzu is not as high as a dog? !

"I will stew it?"

"Okay." Shu Shu nodded. She can only fry meat sticks. Obviously, it is not good to always eat fried meat sticks for Huang Mao.

Yu Yu went upstairs to clean up first, and Shu Shu opened the door.

"Wang~" Huang Mao rushed over, Shu Shu caught it, and took a few steps to stand still.

"Yellow hair, you're strong again." He slapped his hair and put it down.

"Go, eat and drink upstairs."

…

"What do you eat?" Yu Yu asked Shu Shu as he cut the meat.

"Eat noodles."

Shu Shu, who squatted in the living room to play with Huang Mao, said without raising his head.

"Add one egg or two?"

"do not want."

"Tomato egg noodles, it's not good if you don't add them."

"The half?"

"..."

That night, Mian Shu Shu ate half an egg, and Yu Yu ate one and a half.

Seeing her enjoying the food she made, Yu Yu thought, it's worth cooking for a lifetime!

"When are you leaving?" The question was when Yu Yu joined the crew.

"There's still another week, why? Can't bear with me?" Yu Yu smiled with a mean look.

Shu Shu cast a white glance.

"What have you done recently?"

"Eat, sleep, play." Shu Shu returned his three words.

"You don't want to make progress like this, lazy and fierce, who wants you besides me?"

Shu Shu looked up, "There is a section of chicken soup on the Internet that is very good."

"What?" Yu Yu asked curiously.

"When I was playing games, others were staying up late to work overtime to catch up on projects; when I was fishing, others were working hard to accompany customers; when I was sleeping at night, others were sleeping and forgetting to stay up late to write projects; when I went out to travel, others were all night Make a business plan; this is..."

Yu Yu looked at her to see how she reflected on herself.

"Other people died suddenly at work in their twenties, but I have good skin, good complexion, and good spirits."

"Puff" Yu Yu nodded, OK, I'm done with this bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

"You are like a thief talking to a Weibo big v."

"Who?"

Yu Yu fluffed his hair, "I'm my number one fan, poison chicken soup!"

Shu Shu's mouth twitched.

"By the way, when did Huang Mao get his injection last time? Has it been two weeks?"

Yu Yu thought for a while, "It's almost done."

"Oh, then I have to take it for an injection tomorrow."

"when?"

"Tomorrow weekend, get early, now the pet hospital, there are many people waiting in line."

Yu Yu nodded, "I will go too."

"What are you going to do?"

"The child does not get an injection with his parents. Be careful of his temper."

"roll!"

In any case, Shu Shu refused to take him, Yu Yu narrowed his mouth and watched her out aggrievedly.

…

After taking a shower, turning on the computer, the code word was past nine o'clock, and the new chapter was put on it, then a mask was posted and Weibo was opened.

Quicksand: Xiu Shu is so big, why did Gu Yi almost never show up? I kind of like him, how happy I was with Qiuqiu earlier.

The big wave washes the sand: Ah, no, I like Su Kuo, please let Qiu Su's candy! !

Joy: I also like Susu.

Tweet Tweet: Great love for Susu.

Qingshan outside the building: so sweet, so sweet

…

Hahaha: Is it almost over?

Shu Shu touched her chin and wrote

"Closed book: It's about to end next week, and the new article will be opened after some time."

Tears are poisonous: okay, waiting to open a new article

Lou Wai Lou: Ah ah ah! The literature that has been chasing for so long is going to be a waste of books! Open a new article soon

Idler: Reluctant, woooo~

…

Shu Shu smiled and brushed for a while, feeling very moved in his heart. Poke on Weibo of Poisonous Chicken Soup again, which is another style of painting...

I love poison: Where have you been in the past two days? The surname Luo is still jumping, so he is gone, so he won't go to clean him up, right?

A thousand years of dreams: I'm probably going to dive into Yu Yu, hehehe

Chen Suiyue and the old time: Don’t say that the drug is a bit bad, okay? People are obviously very bad! Let’s guess, is the drug condemned for homicide or involved. Huang, hehehe

Ninety-nine: Hey hey, I slept with him!

Happy Dog: Hehehe

Dahe: Hehehe

…

Shu Shu looked at the long list of hehehe, and felt the great discrimination.

"Poisonous Chicken Soup: I suspect that I made a mistake on Weibo. You must be a group of fake fans..."

The screen started to splash again below,

Hahaha: Did you go to sleep with that fish, hehehe

Red: The drug is still a single family, don’t leave us

Niu: Da, hehehe, just tell us if there is any relationship with that fish.

Little Rose: confession is great

I love drugs: the same confession

…

"Poisonous Chicken Soup: There are already 81 concubines, what? Are you coming 82, 83?"

After smiling for a while, a comment popped out.

Yuyu: Don't be silly. If someone has an object, you have a sweetheart if you don't have an object. Speaking of the two hundred and five downstairs, the cliff loves the master, he is numb, and he said that the master is so good, how can someone not be fascinated.

Sneered.

"Poisonous Chicken Soup: A man felt that life was meaningless, so he went to a master and said, "Master, this world is not friendly to me. I feel that this world is dark and human nature is ugly. I can no longer guarantee that I am noble. Quality. "The master didn't say anything. He handed him a bag and asked him to fill up the trash in the corner. The man filled a bag full and suddenly woke up and said, "Master, you want to tell me that this world is like this pile of trash. , I want to contain it with a strong mind, out of the mud but not stained. "The master smiled and shook his head, then handed him a bag, "I just want to tell you, pretend, you continue to pretend" / Picture: Ha ha da"

Yu Yu jumped up from the bed, "I wipe it, this poisonous chicken soup!"

Then I ignored the Internet, turned off the computer, went to bed, and got up early tomorrow.

Early in the morning, holding Huang Mao, Shu Shu drove the car out, and just out of the community, there was no one on this road at the moment, a car rushed over, and Shu Shu hurriedly avoided and passed by. , The opponent's car disappeared with a "boom".

"Damn!" Before he got angry, "Bang!" Shu Shu almost overturned with a sound.

With the loud noise, her ears roared, and her whole body hurts, and she didn't know anything.

"Wow!" Yu Yu fell asleep at home, and a dog barked at the door.

Get up and open the door, "Yellow Mao? Why are you."

Huang Mao bit his trousers and pulled it out. Yu Yu was taken aback, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you go for an injection with Shushu?"

Huang Mao screamed, Yu Yu's heart tightened, as if something was always happening.

"Boom boom boom" Yu Yu ran down in a panic until he reached the road on the back of the community.

"Shu Shu!"

The author has something to say:

Let’s change it first, I’ve coded so much for now, and I’ll code some more at night, and I’ll be able to watch it tomorrow.

I am a competent husband, please be a good concubine~Don't abandon me~~~

ps: The joke comes from the Internet