Douluo: My diary has caused Tang San to rebel against his family

Chapter 11 The three beauties of Shrek are all love brains

[Listen. 】

[How could a kind-hearted person make such bizarre remarks as if he clearly knew that it was his side that was looking for trouble? 】

[Similarly, it is absolutely impossible for a truly kind person to admit that Flanders’ words about not causing trouble are mediocre. 】

[Unexpectedly, Oscar not only made such weird remarks, he also boasted proudly in front of Tang San for Flanders. He obviously strongly supported the saying that those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre. 】

[My evaluation of Oscar is that he is a sinister villain who is truly bad to the core but very good at pretending. 】

【Oh, right. 】

[In the original work, Oscar and Ning Rongrong finally came together, but maybe Ning Rongrong saw clearly what kind of person Oscar was later. 】

[So, the Shrek Seven Monsters and Bai Chenxiang from the Min clan made up exactly four couples, but only Oscar and Ning Rongrong left no offspring. 】

Douluo Yibai Chenxiang said: No, I just ate melons and watched a show. Why did I end up eating them on my own head?

[Arranged according to the age of the Shrek Seven Monsters, the next one is Tang San, Tang Buddha, the male protagonist of the novel Douluo Yi. 】

[However, the main protagonist has too many black spots. If I really had to write it, I wouldn’t be able to finish it in half a million words. 】

[Therefore, I will skip it now. Anyway, he is already the protagonist in my diary in my heart, so there is no rush. 】

Douluo Xiaowu: Five hundred thousand words?

Is it that exaggerated?

Douluo Yi A Yin: Alas.

It's a pity that I can't do anything now...

[Then the next one is Ma Hongjun. 】

[Ma Hongjun’s words have been said before. 】

[Except for being a bit astringent, everything else is okay. 】

[If I were asked to choose a friend among the Shrek Seven Monsters, Ma Hongjun would be my only choice. Even my favorites Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing could only stand aside. 】

【Next is Xiao Wu. 】

[Although this little rabbit is the heroine of Douluo Yi, there are many people who hate her in the original world. 】

[In the humanities about Douluo, readers often request that Xiao Wu be made into a spicy rabbit head. 】

Douluo Xiaowu: Have I done something outrageous?

Douluo Yirou Qingshuang: Huntan.

Who is so cruel?

My daughter is so good, but you still bully her.

[Speaking of which, regarding Xiao Wu’s matter, apart from the fact that Xiao Wu is a love brain, I think Xiao Wu is not wrong, and those who hate Xiao Wu are not wrong either. The only thing that is wrong is Tang three. 】

[You know, Xiao Wu is the reincarnation of a hundred thousand year old mango rabbit. 】

[No, it’s the shape of a hundred thousand-year-old soft-bone rabbit. 】

Douluo Xiaowu: You are the love brain, you are the porridge rabbit.

[As a soul beast that has just transformed, she doesn’t understand the etiquette and messy rules of human society at all. 】

[At this time, Xiao Wu's instinct is to use the various acting styles of the soul beast, which is not wrong at all. 】

[If someone is willing to teach her properly at this time, Xiao Wu's behavior style will definitely change. 】

[Unfortunately, Xiao Wu was unlucky. When she first came to Notting College to study, she met Tang San, a person who was even more unreliable than she had just transformed. As a result, Xiao Wu naturally grew more and more crooked. 】

[Fortunately, Xiao Wu is very beautiful when she grows up, and a large number of people, including me, follow her facial features to speak for her, which prevents her from being criticized. 】

After writing this, Shen Fan relied on the memory in his mind and sent the picture of Xiao Wu playing in the stream when he grew up to his diary.

[Picture of Xiaowu (click to view). 】

Douluo Yirou Qingshuang: Is this Xiao Wu when she grows up?

As expected, just like what the owner of the diary wrote, she is truly a beautiful woman.

Douluo Erxiaowu: I miss those days so much.

[Now let’s talk about Ning Rongrong. 】

[Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu are basically in the same boat, and have been yelled at by many people. 】

[Actually, those people are just haters of the rich. 】

[What is it saying that Ning Rongrong has princess disease? 】

【It’s funny. 】

[Ning Rongrong’s status is several times higher than that of a real princess. In the entire Douluo World, there are girls whose status is undisputedly higher than Ning Rongrong’s. Only Bibi Dong and Qian Qian from Wuhun Palace are the only girls. Ren Xue, and Bo Saixi from Poseidon Island. 】

[Others, even titled Douluo, may not be higher than Ning Rongrong in terms of status. With such status, why is Ning Rongrong so proud? 】

[Actually, Ning Rongrong’s only problem is that like Xiao Wu, the porcupine rabbit, she is also a love brain. 】

[This is why I said before that I would rather choose Ma Hongjun as my friend. 】

[If I were just ordinary friends with Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu, I would be worried that because Tang San and Oscar, the real ones, said something bad about me, they would stab me in the back. 】

[Love brain is really something you can’t afford to offend. 】

Douluo Yi Ning Rongrong: That's nonsense.

How could I be such a person.

Ning Rongrong, the Second Douluo: Perhaps the owner of this diary is right.

After ten thousand years of growth, Ning Rongrong, the goddess of nine colors, is no longer the silly sweet girl she was before.

Douluo Yirou Qingshuang said: That girl Xiao Wu can't really be so unreliable, right?

Rou Qingshuang was a little anxious.

At this moment, she really wanted to be resurrected, and then capture Xiao Wu and teach him well for a few years.

[Forget it, let’s not talk about Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu. 】

[Let’s talk about the last monster among Shrek’s Seven Monsters, the Nether Civet Cat Zhu Zhuqing. 】

[I don’t know if her cat tail is real. 】

[When you get the chance, you must try it. 】

Douluo Yi Zhu Zhuqing: Liumang.

[Speaking of Zhu Zhuqing, she is also a love brain. 】

[It’s just that it’s much better than Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong. 】

[At least he won’t attack his friends just because of Dai Mubai’s genuine words. 】

[Just in terms of IQ, it doesn’t seem to be too high. 】

Douluo Yi Zhu Zhuqing: ..

[Take her sister Zhu Zhuyun as an example. 】

[I really want to ask Zhu Zhuqing, does she really think that her luck is so good? Every time Zhu Zhuyun is going to do evil things to her, she is lucky to find out in advance, right? 】

【No way? 】

【No way? 】

[I don’t even dare to write this in novels. 】

[Also, when she escaped from Star Luo City and went to Shrek Academy to find Dai Mubai, she didn't really think that she had the ability to survive with her own ease in a pursuit that was several times her own in terms of quality and quantity. At the cost of being injured, you can escape safely to Soto City, right? 】

[Obviously, that time it looked like he was chasing Zhu Zhuqing. In fact, Zhu Zhuyun was afraid that something would happen to his sister on the road, so he sent his cronies to escort her all the way. 】

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