Doomsday Pavilion

"what is this??"

emmmmm, more than one or two people are curious about what is in this big iron box.

This way of appearance is a bit more popular, automatically responding to Boss Lin's call and sending a salute by the way?

They would certainly not have thought that a certain Lin boss would have the same opening method:

Step one, hang yourself on the shovel.

Step two, throw yourself out.

That feels old.

However, because step three has not been perfected, Boss Lin seldom performs such a style of appearance in front of other people, after all, the style of painting looks a bit evil.

Steps still in theory (3-1): "Shovel away~"

Well, what does it mean if there is a back and forth? The way to come and go is king!

Lin Chou was really a little excited. He imagined that one day he would report a coordinate point casually, and then it would be convenient to shovel sparks and lightning to reach the battlefield in minutes. His dearest customer was happily hanging from the big iron under the shovel. Take out the packaged meals from the box and put a generous tip, waving his hand with satisfaction and saying goodbye to the convenient shovel...

Sack of balls!

No, it must be something wrong!

Cross out and start again:

The unpredictable boss Lin reported the coordinate points casually, and it was convenient to shovel all the way with sparks and lightning to reach the battlefield in minutes. Under the powerful power of the convenient shovel, the enemies of Boss Lin shivered and knelt and cried bitterly and begged bitterly. "Boss Lin is forgiving~", convenient shovel and Boss Lin said that he did not want to spare his life, and the enemy was in endless regret (why? Why did I offend such a terrifying power? I regret it~), so it was convenient to shovel with a wave The sleeves do not take away a cloud, and they hide merit and fame.

——Well, this is the correct style of painting! What the **** is delivering food? nonexistent!

"Lin... Boss? What's wrong with you?"

"Ahem..."

Lin Chou was sober from the YY state, looked at the sky, always embarrassed.

"Boss Lin, what is inside..."

Xiao Hong’s tone was full of hope, and she muttered to herself.

"Ignore the space barrier and enter this weird place of ancestors directly? It's terrifying... Then can we go out?"

Lin Chou replied,

"lunch."

Xiao Hong: "???"

Lao Sha: "???"

Lin Chou opened the lid of the big iron box,

"Didn't you just promise to get you something to eat... Fuck?"

Three yellows in a big iron box:

"Cack?"

(After that, the boss finally couldn't help but want to eat me?

Grand Summoning: My most loyal little brother Warlock, please answer my call, you **** save me, my three yellow harem beauties have three thousand chickens before I can enjoy it. I'm going to die ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! )

"..."

Lao Sha said cautiously,

"This chicken...could there be anything to say? If such a small one, I'm afraid it's not enough for us to eat..."

Even if Sanhuang has one person with a tall comb, bright red hair color, majestic and majestic chicken bulge, it looks quite unexpected, it is not enough for eight fifth-order evolutionaries to eat!

...

Swallow back to the mountain.

Warlock, Su Yourong, and Chi Zhi three (two people and one spirit body, rounded to the nearest three people, um, just sauce) maintained a unified shape, staring blankly at the sky.

Red only,

"I'm dead, my salary..."

Poor big-breasted sister, wake up, you have never been paid.

Su Yourong,

"Wet Tiger must be mad to death, there is no time to put anything in, there is no seasoning...Won't Wet Tiger get angry and eat the three yellows?"

Since boss Lin, who often runs away from home, may call the convenience shovel at any time, the convenience shovel is actually always placed in the open area (more accurately, it is thrown away at random, wherever it counts, anyway, this stuff is heavy enough for others. Even if Lin Chou can whistle a whistle in the past, he still doesn’t come back obediently like four dogs. There is no need to worry about losing it. Boss Lin is very relieved, and when Lin Chou leaves. , Big Breast Sister and You Rong will update the ingredients in the big iron box every once in a while-after all, they are not in an incubator or a cold storage, even if the corruption process of food and ingredients is generally lengthened in the cataclysm era, But after all, it will still be stale or spoiled, so regular replacement of the ingredients in the box has become the obligatory task of Big Breast Sister and Xiao Yourong.

However, when two people were updating the ingredients today, the uncle Warlock, who was too impatient to please San Huang, completed the daily task. He hugged San Huang and appeared next to him. Not only did the Lord San Huang cramp, he suddenly jumped. Go in-the tragedy just happened.

Warlock,

"My poor Lord Sanhuang, I'll save you... Apparition, leave you!"

However, the suspicious "poof" did not appear as promised.

The gray mist of the warlock condensed in mid-air into a distraught black joke,

"It's over, even the nine-rate trick of Phantom Shift will fail? Sure enough, without the blessing of Lord Sanhuang, I immediately start to be unlucky? Lord Sanhuang is on, Lord Sanhuang save me wow wow, I don't want to level the ground Don’t be smashed by the stone lions flying over inexplicably, don’t throw your arms and legs if you fail to cast, don’t throw your wallet again and again, Lord Sanhuang, save me...Huh, that’s not right, Lord Sanhuang On, your loyal warlock came to the rescue and waited for me!! Damn, why can’t I, suddenly, be able to lock the coordinates of Lord Sanhuang? Why? It’s unscientific..."

"However, luckily I was prepared!"

As soon as the warlock stretched out his hand, the naked skeleton monster was summoned out.

"Feel the majestic and majestic breath of Lord Sanhuang, my little wolf dog~ Take me to Lord Sanhuang~"

The skeleton monster immediately enters the standby analysis mode,

"Lock on the breath of'the most glorious and majestic three (three, in capital) of Lord Huang', determine the coordinates, the coordinates cannot be analyzed, intercept the path, and track the mode, please board the plane!"

After the skeleton made a series of voice prompts without any emotional components,

"Puff~"

Immediately lay down on the ground, and respectfully invite the uncle Warlock to "board the plane"-in fact, he stepped on the back of the humanoid skeleton.

Tolerant:

"I have a bad feeling..."

"Master Warlock shouldn't be..."

The two feet of the skeleton monster sprayed out a hot air current, and then a flash of electric light flashed by, and the air current instantly turned into a faint blue flame.

"Boom~"

The sonic boom cloud stayed in place, and Master Warlock and Skeleton Monster had become distant little black spots.

Seeing the warlock who stepped on the human-shaped skeleton and flew three feet to the ground and disappeared, Su Yourong muttered stiffly.

"The scene that should have been very cool and moving, why can't I envy it..."

Big breasted sister said quietly,

"Remember that you took me to see [Shu Mountain] a few days ago?"

"Remember, he's super handsome, Feijian, whoosh whoosh, menstrual wheel, swoosh~"

"If the flying sword and menstrual cycle are replaced with skeleton specimens, then the sword will fly around..."

"..."

What a ghost!

Xiao Yourong's face was stiff and heavy,

"Sister Chizhi, we will take a salt-baked chicken in the wet tiger's hut and look at [Shushan] again, OK, the wet tiger's big bed is so comfortable~ eating and watching."

"Why? It's not just a few days after seeing it."

"I want to expel the scene of Master Warlock flying on the skeleton monster from my mind. When I think of this, I think my whole style of painting is going to be crooked!"

"..."

...

Homecoming.

Lin Chou's mouth twitched,

"You chicken finally realizes that you are really annoying and can eat too much, ready to self-destruct?"

"Cack?"

"You try again!"

"Oh oh oh oh (the momentum is like a rainbow)~"

Lin Sorrow:

"Hehehe, eating so many good things is still unfair, but it should taste good."

Everyone has this expression from beginning to end—?-?!

So how did your elderly communicate with ingredients? Hey!

Lao Sha rubbed his hands and looked at Xiao Hong and others who had rescued him.

"Wow, Boss Lin, Wow, Sister Hong, you must have come here after eating, so this chicken... is actually almost enough for the five people of our Evil Shark to cushion their stomachs."

Lao Sha's expression was shy and very coy.

Three yellows,

"Huh! Huh?"

Xiao Hong,

"???"

Lin Chou raised his eyebrows, his eyes were subtle,

"Ahhhhhhhhhh? If you bring something else, it can be considered as free for the picnic. This chicken is a bit special and needs to be paid first-are you sure you are ready to eat it and bear the'causal' it bears? ."

Lao Sha was stunned. He only ate a chicken. How could he rise to the metaphysical realm of cause and effect.

Could it be that this boss Lin is actually a Buddhist disciple, emmmm, the kind who cultivates hair with hair by the lay folks?

Buddha views a bowl of water and 84,000 insects. If you don't hold this curse, it will be like eating the flesh of sentient beings?

Lao Sha grinned in his heart and said,

"No problem at all!"

(The big deal is that I will work hard to recite a few more words "Om Sibolo Monisha", I am a fourth-level member of the Ancient Culture Research Association, the kind of cultural one!)

When he said this, Lao Sha suddenly felt as if there was a cold air crawling all the way from the sole of the foot to the Dingmen acupoint, shivering fiercely.

"Hi...what's the matter, caught a cold? Hey, do you guys feel suddenly cold?"

Petite women and strong men tighten their clothes,

"Boss, are you stupid? It's always super cold here, don't say it, let's eat chicken first, really starving to death..."

After the two said, they also shivered.

"Huh, this ghost place seems to be getting colder and colder."

Lin Chou: "Good job! Just wait for these words!"

(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

...

At the same time, the warlock was still riding... the way the skeleton came.

"Damn it, why am I more and more sad — I have a bad instinct, is it really that Lin Zi is really going to eat Lord Sanhuang?"

"No, it's not right, Lord Sanhuang's pet chicken hasn't started laying eggs, Lin Chou can't do things like killing chickens to get eggs, a chicken can only be sold for a few dollars, right or wrong, Lord Sanhuang is invaluable... priceless treasure!! "

"Damn, what is the reason? Could it be that someone is hitting Lord Sanhuang's idea?"

"Sure enough, there is no way to protect the safety of Lord Sanhuang in the face of all kinds of weird blood abilities with a single force? It really is not reliable. Next time, we must make an all-round three-dimensional safety plan for Lord Sanhuang... ...Yes, it’s not the time to think about this... Damn, Lord Sanhuang, you must be safe, no matter who it is, no matter who it is, don’t let me know who it is, I want to kill... I want to slash ...No, I want to touch you, touch you fiercely, and feel the fear of being dominated by bad luck hahaha, I want to touch your whole family and spray your whole family's face for years of saliva~"

In this way, screaming frantically along the way, the skeleton monster's legs and hands, as well as the prostate and chrysanthemum were sprayed with blazing blue flame beams, sprinting towards the great south at an astonishing speed.

At the same time, with a radius of 100 kilometers from the center of the warlock, countless beasts, alien beasts, and scattered living corpses began their performances:

I broke my leg while walking, got stuck in my mouth while eating, my waist was smashed by foreign objects falling from the sky...

Throw you Rem!

...

Homecoming.

Xiao Hong finally exploded in place,

"My surname is Sha, it's the biggest mistake my old lady came to save you in my life. Just let you rot in this ghost place. Eat and eat. You know what you don't eat. When are you still eating?!"

Lao Sha Ruo, the big man, was speechless and weak when he was scolded.

"I...you...but what else can I do besides eating...I have tried for two months, but I can't get out anyway...Also, my last name is evil, really not Sha ."

Xiao Hong sneered,

"Oh, disgusting."

"My last name is evil, single last name, not double last name, e, four tones."

"Oh, it's disgusting."

"..."

Lao Sha felt that life was irresistible and was despised. Sure enough, would long-term setbacks make people lose their fighting spirit?

(Then I...Yes, think about a way! Xiao Hong can find me and come all the way to save me. How can I give up the mentality of treatment? This is wrong!)

Lao Sha breathed out a breath of old age, solemnly and firmly said,

"Boss Lin, please cook this *** right away...I mean this chicken. After I'm full, I will be a new old Sha. I can definitely think of a way out!!"

Lin Chou is also ready to take the opportunity to sell Sanhuang at a good price, just about to speak——

"Bang!"

Xiao Hong closed the big iron box.

"Eat you Lem, eat, go home and eat your mother! When you think of a way, my old lady will be cold! Look what it is!"

Lao Sha was sprayed with saliva and shivered.

A guilty conscience——

(Sister Hong's saliva, emmm, it smells so good!)

It is a pity that Zheng Ou, who has been secretly in love with Sister Hong for many years, doesn't know what Lao Sha thinks, otherwise, it is estimated that Lao Sha will be devoured and frustrated.

Lao Sha looked in the direction of Sister Hong's fingers—Xiao Hong pointed to a place where it was convenient for the shovel to "come in", and it became a little weird now.

Like broken glass, it is covered with large and small cracks. At the center is a black hole. The half-broken "glass pieces" around it fall from time to time, turning into fine dust in mid-air. slowly disappear.

That position gives people an unreal feeling, trance like something is separated by a layer, if you look at it for a longer time, your mind will be muddled and your eyes will be sore.

If you insist on describing it, in everyone’s eyes, the “gap, broken point” scene is like a fuzzy mosaic marked with a large square, falling down pieces by piece, turning into smaller mosaics, even smaller. The mosaic...finally disappeared.

Lao Sha did not care about the discomfort of his mind and eyes,

"Grass... Is this place going to "collapse"? Can we go out?"

Xiao Hong:

"Ha ha."

My mother has never seen a silly beep with such a low desire for survival in her life!

Xiao Hong's expression is cold,

"Hehe, if we don't ‘collapse’ with this space and become a pool of mosaics, I feel that we should be able to get out soon."

There is already a sense of sorrow in the words,

"After you are fortunate enough to go out, you know how to practice boxing with my old lady-my old lady wants to beat all your shit."

The standard declarative sentence pattern must be written with a full stop.

"..."