Doomsday Pavilion

but......

Lin lied on the upper eyelid and under the eyelid, wondering,

"The mount... the mount that was clearly said... why suddenly there is a primate..."

Uncle Warlock patted his forehead,

"A primate is more than enough to be a mount, although the comfort is still a bit barely...but! My mount, the ultimate weapon that I spent countless efforts and precious materials, can only have this simple form~"

There was a clamor, first the hand bones, the metacarpal bones and then the wrist bones... In short, all the bones fell out of the cloak, forming a small pile under the warlock's feet.

Uncle Warlock took a step aside, took off his hood... and the skull, placed the skull at the tip of the pile of bones, pointed at the pile of fragmentary bones, solemnly,

"Woohulahu-deform this uncle!!"

The sack of the ball, how does this spell sound familiar? Isn't there any strange style of painting that is going to be rough?

"Oh... click... da..."

Each bone jumped up, quickly rearranged and arranged, and turned into a weird skeletal creature with a round skull on all fours.

"Look, in the second form, the speed and strength of the anti-joint structure are equally important, and the runes are also recombined. They can still maintain considerable stability when running. Moving spells are not a dream. In fact, I like this better than the upright form. Call it the "perfect beast form", wow khaka~"

Lin Chou's eyes widened and tried to control his facial muscles.

"Then...that, please first...how do the spikes on the back of this thing fatter...is the tail in the wrong place..."

Lin Chou's doubts are for quite some reason, after all, the so-called "perfect beast form", the noble buttocks and no tail, feel really awkward, especially when a spike in the shape of a mace stands abruptly on the back of this thing. when.

"Oh, this! This is amazing. Let me tell you..."

Master Warlock flew up, and sat down directly along the hideous mace with his cloak and buttocks.

"..."

Lin Chou took a breath.

Chi only took a breath.

Su Yourong took a breath.

Ni, Nima, I finally know what it means today that it hurts!

Master Warlock shook his body in the so-called second form,

"Well, comfortable... Add more spikes to increase the contact area, maintain the stability of the connection with the spiritual body, or run too fast and it will be blown away by the wind, and the source and energy of the energy will be continuously transmitted-it was originally. I plan to make another tail. Unfortunately, the materials are not enough, so I can only do this for the time being."

On behalf of the moon, what did you make a young girl... uh not right... a boy... uh not right... let a young soul do something!

At that moment, Lin Chou and Big Breast Sister both cried and looked at each other. No one knew whether the tears in each other's eyes were scared or hot.

The warlock hung a wisp of spiritual gray mist on the neck of the skeleton monster, with a rein in one hand and a whip in one hand, making a chic posture of riding a horse galloping and bumping.

"How about it, old handsome, right? Ahaha...isn't the idea of ​​​​this two-stage transformation being cool?"

No one said anything.

The warlock turned around,

"Why are you all stunned... can you please give me a comment!"

Big-breasted sister: "Frozen."

Su Yourong: "I can't bear to look directly."

Boss Lin: "The painting style is pure and unique."

"Is it too late to cover your eyes? This scene is really not suitable for children to watch. Her fragile three views can't withstand this kind of frenzied output."

"late..."

Sigh together.

Warlock: "So what are you TMD talking about?"

"[○?｀Д′?○]"

Yes, that's right, such a pattern appeared in front of a few people.

Uncle Warlock, who is in a great mood for creating a great success, does not intend to pursue it. After all, it is different from the mortals in this shop, and the worldview conflict is quite normal.

He pointed to the expression "[○?｀Д′?○]" in the air and said,

"By the way, this thing is much easier to use than the funny, spicy carbon, silicon, and old Siji. It doesn't need to fill in the color to save energy and time. Reply in seconds~"

Since Master Warlock often came to Yanhuishan to get to know the potted plants and Sagong, the composition of the gray mist emoji packs is as diverse as the system mall discounts and big promotions, and it has gone through several major upgrades. It has been upgraded from version 1.0. Evolve to at least version 3.0.

In the beginning, only a question mark, exclamation mark, or question mark plus exclamation mark at most vertical middle fingers popped up, and then the 2.0 version came to an epoch, the funny Laoji Ji and even the ultimate upgraded version of the Chi Chi Ji series of pictures began to spread wantonly, every moment is just one. Dou Da's funny swaying and shaking his head, the effect is extremely brilliant, anyone who can hold back is speechless and staring...In short, there is nothing that can't be solved by the emoji reply technique. If there is, then go again. Add a sentence of "hehe".

——Then the question is, is this not enough? Who is there to teach him emoji to do? ?

Oh **** you. jpg!

Lin Chou took a deep breath.

"Can you get down...or, put it away first?"

The skeleton monster once again turned into a human skeleton specimen form, and sat face to face with the uncle Warlock.

When the warlock raises his hand, he raises his hand, the warlock opens his mouth, and he also opens his mouth...

The movements of these two guys are extremely synchronized, just like a mirror, a skeleton monster and a spirit body, the style of painting is not abrupt, but there is such a trace of harmony.

——Bah, the harmony of woolen yarn!

The warlock looked more and more satisfied. The thief he was playing with was cheerful, and made terrifying laughter from time to time, and the skeleton-frame gums also fought up and down along with them.

As a result, the atmosphere of the entire small hall gradually became strange and strange.

Big breasted sister looked serious,

"Boss...I think he might affect our business if this continues!"

Su Yourong's staring gaze, with a clear expression,

"Wet tiger, I seem to smell formalin, really."

Lin Chou squeezed his chin and thought about it.

"How do I think it's actually quite distinctive? Before the cataclysm, there was a saying called it, themed restaurant, yes, it's themed restaurant...cough cough, just kidding, then it's okay to just say , It hurts self-esteem. How about I write a sign that skeleton monsters and dogs are not allowed to enter?"

One big and one small roll their eyes, it hurts self-esteem even more!

Su Yourong said,

"Boss, racial discrimination is wrong. Those with a large population would be killed two hundred years ago~"

"Then what do you say!"

Cold, wait for the warlock master to have enough.

Big breasted sister reminded,

"Boss, dishes, dishes! I seem to smell burnt..."

"..."

As always, everyone has a share, but Wu Ke from the hut under the mountain stared into the distance in a dazed manner, with a melancholy look, as if suffering from autism.

The warlock asked Lin Chou to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks and a jar of wine, filled two wine glasses, and said to the skeleton.

"Please take care of us when we meet for the first time, my friend, let's drink this cup, how about it?"

On the opposite side of the skeleton frame holding the wine glass in both hands,

"Click, click."

Pour the wine into your mouth.

Su Yourong yelled,

"Wow, wet tiger, look, it didn't leak out, where did the wine go?"

Warlock: "Okay, good friend, good drink! One more glass!"

Skeleton: "Click, click."

Warlock: "Come on, there is one more after drinking this cup!"

Skeleton: "Click, click."

Warlock: "Come on, there are three more cups after drinking this cup!"

Skeleton: "Click, click."

This guy is obviously under his own control, and he is addicted to acting alone, right?

The warlock suddenly felt very upset and said,

"I always feel that something is missing...Ah...Would you like to insert a voice packet...it's pretty simple..."

It's a big deal!

Lin Chou's scalp exploded.

Accompanied by the click of the jaw, a skeleton monster with no throat and vocal cords suddenly uttered.

"Please switch the driving mode from idol group to strength group."

Full of confidence and extraordinarily vigorous, with this voice, you can definitely give three stars if you guess your looks.

The voice suddenly changed,

"I Yu Qian, I would like to smoke and drink for the Guo family for generations to burn their hair!"

Although very serious, four stars can't be more.

Another change, this time it’s a female voice,

"Ziling, wish you a pleasant journey~"

Baby sound, sugar content is more than 7,000 stars.

Lin Chou shuddered,

"If you dare to add a voice pack to this skeleton frame, I will remove both of you immediately-where did you come from?"

The warlock mumbled,

"I have provoke you, isn't this cute... The Sikong's library has not only paper materials, but also electronic versions, a lot."

Lin Chou rolled his eyes,

"Eat and eat, you can't stop your mouth even if you eat."

The warlock let out a terrible laugh, and obediently picked up a chopsticks dish.

The dishes in the dish combine bright white and green, dotted with bright red peppers. The reddish thick soup adheres to the surface of the dish, crystal clear, neither piled on the bottom of the dish nor feel thick, not much, not much. , It seems to be a simple dish of fried seasonal vegetables.

Savor,

"Well..."

"It feels very fresh... This vegetable sprouts is crisp enough, the peppers are good, it should have a broth as a base, and the feeling of seafood... It seems that there is a hint of pepper... But my favorite is the beef inside. The sweetness of the oil... well, it's ghee, right?"

Lin Chouxin said, don't look at this guy even if he doesn't even have a tongue, is he still a little eye-sighted, and he didn't waste his effort to explain this dish of the owner clearly.

The warlock slapped the table and said loudly,

"It's amazing! This is the best fried rice cake I have ever tasted! The fried rice cake can be made into seafood flavor?!"

"Puff~"

Lin Chou spewed out old blood.

What fried rice cakes?

What kind of rice cake?

Where's the fried rice cake?

This handsome is carefully cooked in stock, and stir-fried together with vegetable sprouts in ghee. Before the cataclysm, the pepper buds and purple cloud snails simmered in expensive ice wine wine, did you give a special evaluation as a fried rice cake? !

Lin Chou's gloomy gaze swept across Chi Zhi Su Yourong.

"Say it!"

Su Yourong lowered his head, his face almost buried in the plate.

Chi Chi said cautiously,

"Boss, why don't you... have a taste?"

I taste your sister!

Lin Chou spinelessly put a slice of snail beef with chopsticks in his mouth.

The thin snail beef is very tough, the texture is very similar to some conch meat, and it is chewy. The meat is still rich without any juice, and even a little bit sweet.

After chewing for a few times, the aroma of the wine hidden in the flesh began to haunt, giving the mouth and nose a slight illusion. The freshness of the vegetable stalks and pepper buds combined with the aroma of the wine gave people a strange feeling.

Well, if you have to describe it, it's like watching the uncle on the opposite side while taking the long-distance train before the cataclysm. The water cucumber dipping sauce and the white wine, "click" and "click...ha..." The voices fly together, and you can only know what it feels like if you have personally experienced it.

However, compared with the Ziyun snail meat quality, these can only be regarded as foils.

The bit by bit of the unobtrusive fresh scent between the teeth collisions did not escape or faint in the slightest, but accumulated in the mouth, becoming more and more intense, and finally impacting the recognition of the brain like a surging wave.

It’s hard to have an ingredient that can make Lin Chou so amazing just by its own taste. After all, he can now be called "well-informed", but Ziyun snail is different, and its meat quality evaluation can be described as two. The word, "extreme".

Delicious, special, and unforgettable.

Lin Chou couldn't help thinking that even if he changed any cook, he could still make popular dishes with only this kind of ingredients. The taste of Ziyun snails was too strong.

Then, a sudden thought swept through Lin Chou's brain:

——Not to mention, the warlock beeps like this, it tastes so special, it really feels a bit like fried rice cakes!

Pooh...

In fact, the taste of Ziyun snails is between that of conch and snails. They taste at least two or three points similar to each other, but they are extremely fresh.

The squishy Ziyun snails before cooking can now give people a crisp and springy feeling, which I have to say is actually very unexpected-and, just by looking at the appearance, the comparison between the front and the back is about equal to a facelift.

Without telling Lin Chou, it is very likely that no one knows what this dish is.

The warlock questioned,

"It's really not fried rice cake?"

Lin Chou is weak,

"No! Ziyun snail, snail! Do you know?"

The warlock scratched his head,

"I don't know, is it a snail? I really haven't eaten this one..."

The system prompts to kill,

"Dip, congratulations to the host for making the recognized delicacy-Sai Nian Gao."

"In the first production, a 120% special effect bonus is obtained, some negative effects are eliminated, and all attributes are +11."

Lin Chou exploded directly.

"I'll go to your grandma's dog beep system for a spoon!"

"Baked Ziyun snails with pepper buds! Do you know Ziyun snails baked with pepper buds! What the **** is Sainian pudding!"

The current state of the **** system is obviously as obsessed with codewords as a certain concept, and there is no time to talk to someone in Lin. The retina crackles and continues to swipe the subtitles.

"

One stunt, patience.

This state will be activated when the person who eats this dish is extremely hungry or the source is short of the limit. The sensitivity to the negative state will increase by 10% every twenty-four hours for 14 natural days. During this period, they will not die of hunger and the source of the shortage itself. .

Stunt two, heavy armor.

For those who eat this dish, the original armor will be purified once, the thickness will be permanently reduced by one-tenth, and the defensive power will be increased by 10%.

Stunt three, the world is home.

Those who eat this dish will inherit the curse of the Ziyun snail race, no matter where they are, they can feel the warmth of home.

(Note: The ancients said that music here is not thinking of Shu.)

Stunt four, I have a good look in my eyes.

Those who eat this dish will inherit the blessing of the Ziyun snail race and increase the field of vision by 6 meters.

(Note: Due to the Ziyun snail race limitation, the full effect will be obtained in low light, and the effect will be reduced to an increase of one meter under strong light.

Lin Chou gritted his teeth and roared in his mind,

"Guyue's system, can you explain the name of the dish to me now!"

system,

～￣▽￣)～Hello~"

"Don't interrupt, do you still want to be fooled, just talk about business!"

system,

"ヾ(￣▽￣)Bye~Bye~"

The shutdown sound of the old version of Windows is unusually crisp.